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Donald Duck, Daffy Duck, Howard the Duck

SCREECH OF THE FARGSCREECH OF THE FARG #1 PARROTHEADmargaritavilleRegistered User regular
Fuck Marry Kill?

the eternal debate

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  • XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    Quaaaaaack?

    Goatmon
  • XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    I'd like to see a poll here

    Just put it on my bill

  • OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel Shell, Teeth, Eyes, Flame, Claws, Breath, Scales, FUN!Registered User regular
    edited May 2017
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    Fuckin' chase me.

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  • Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    Fuck Daffy marry Donald kill Howard next question

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  • SeñorAmorSeñorAmor !!! Registered User regular
    Daisy, Daisy, Daisy

  • PsykomaPsykoma Registered User regular
    Where's the darkwing duck?

    MarathonPLAGoatmon
  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    It's Fuck Season.

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  • Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Registered User regular
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  • timspork's ghosttimspork's ghost Master Librarian and Ghostbuster Registered User regular
    You marry Scrooge McDuck for the money and adventure. The rest is irrelevant.

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    I like donald best.

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  • -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    Fuck daffy, marry Donald, kill howard, easy

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  • HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    I think I'd probably really enjoy killing Howard the Duck, like in real life

    -Tal
  • BlankzillaBlankzilla KOOKABUNGA LIVES Registered User regular
    Howard the Duck is great, y'all suck

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  • HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    He's so little you know, you could kill him by literally wringing his neck

    -Tal
  • MadEddyMadEddy Creepy house watching youRegistered User regular
    You marry Scrooge McDuck for the money and adventure. The rest is irrelevant.

    Well, Donald is Scrooge's nephew, right? Probably in the will. So of the three presented, marry him.

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  • -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    just, watching the life fade out of his beady little eyes...

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  • HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    He's kicking his little duck feet and slapping at your wrists with his, I dunno feather-hands, but he's just so little he can't do anything about it, he's just so little

    -Tal
  • -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    As he finally slumps over dead you drop him to the floor and realize you could just crush him he's so small you could just crush him with your shoe and no one would ever even know

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  • Duke 2.0Duke 2.0 Time Trash Cat Registered User regular
    do they have tits

    important question

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  • BlankzillaBlankzilla KOOKABUNGA LIVES Registered User regular
    I know it's a bit but boy this exquisitely detailed description of how cool it would be to murder Howard the Duck with your bare hands is pretty gross

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  • BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    Howard and Donald have really bad anger issues. Probably kill Howard, fuck Donald and Marry Daffy, he is a wizard after all

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  • HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    I know it's a bit but boy this exquisitely detailed description of how cool it would be to murder Howard the Duck with your bare hands is pretty gross

    Hey you don't like it you call the police, I don't run around saying how gross it is to not want to literally actually murder a little duck chimera in real life for real

    -Tal
  • -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    Just wait for the detailed sex and wedding ceremony

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  • SCREECH OF THE FARGSCREECH OF THE FARG #1 PARROTHEAD margaritavilleRegistered User regular
    Fuck howard marry Donald kill daffy

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  • Duke 2.0Duke 2.0 Time Trash Cat Registered User regular
    You have to kill them via strangling to keep the skins intact for taxidermy

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  • GustavGustav Registered User regular
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  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    Duke 2.0 wrote: »
    do they have tits

    important question

    not mammals so presumably no, but then again you never can tell with anthropomorphizations

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  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    did the wasp/crab debate ever get resolved

  • NeoTomaNeoToma Registered User regular
    Dont marry Donald, as anyone who has played kingdom hearts can tell you he's incredibly unreliable

  • Der Waffle MousDer Waffle Mous Blame this on the misfortune of your birth. New Yark, New Yark.Registered User regular
    ahem

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Which version of Donald.

    Cause that matters.

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  • Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    you can't marry daffy, he gets shot all the time and also his obsessive selfish personality would be hell on a marriage

    but i bet he's wild in the sack

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Again, there are like,three or four different versions of Daffy and each has a wild,y different personality

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  • GoatmonGoatmon Property of Amara_P Registered User regular
    you can't marry daffy, he gets shot all the time and also his obsessive selfish personality would be hell on a marriage

    but i bet he's wild in the sack

    Hahaha, yeah for sure.

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  • King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular
    Marry Donald heir to the Mcduck fortune
    Kill Howard because ultimately he'd be happier that way
    I guess Fuck Daffy but Looney Toons Show Daffy

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  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) I want to cut to the feelingRegistered User regular
    fuck Donald, marry Daffy, kill Howard

    I like how nobody is questioning whether or not you kill Howard

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  • King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular
    I love Howard but he hates it here and he'll never be happy.

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  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) I want to cut to the feelingRegistered User regular
    Rut, Mate, Slaughter

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  • King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular
    Oh also Donald and Daffy are invulnerable

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  • BlankzillaBlankzilla KOOKABUNGA LIVES Registered User regular
    I love Howard but he hates it here and he'll never be happy.
    That's not true! The tag line of his latest comic was literally TRAPPED IN A WORLD HE HAS GROWN ACCUSTOMED TO

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