Guys, you know what time it is? I'll tell you: it's time for the
32nd Sanrio Character Ranking! All your favourite Sanrio characters - not any of those San-X malcontents, and yes I'm talking about
you Jinbesan you handsome rogue - are competing to see who is the most popular character in the Sanrio multiverse.
Since poll chats are the next big thing sweeping the nation, let's have our own character battle, based on the current Top Ten Contendors to the Kyara Throne of Sanrioland.
Now, you may notice some characters who are missing - such as Retsuko, or Bad Badzt Maru - but unfortunately they aren't in the top ten contendors list according to the
current votes on the official website, and as such have been eliminated from the candidacy in this poll.
That aside, it's time to showcase these adorable little intangible commodities!
First up, we have
Cinnamoroll, the fluffy happy friend who has been
internet bullied.
Second, it's Pompompurin, a character I have never seen before but I'm guessing is some kind of dog???
Third, it's My Melody, a character I mostly know because Madoka Magica had a crossover collaboration with her!
Fourth, Gudetama, the egg who is lazy and maybe depressed if you identify patterns with his whole schtick!
Fifth, it's SHOW BY ROCK!!, who I have also never heard of but seems kind of interesting??
Sixth, Little Twin Stars, who I think should be ineligible for this poll unless they are actually a single entity in a multi-bodied hivemind!
Seventh, KIRIMI Chan., everyone's favourite sentient magical salmon cutlet!
Eighth, Hello Kitty, the veteran of the Sanrio stable!
Ninth, Kuromi, some kind of goth cat goblin!
Last, but not least, it's YOSHIKITTY, who is actually based on a Japanese musician named Yoshiki for some reason!
Who is the best kyara? Find out, in 100 pages!
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EDIT: Also, I'm an INFP, Enneagram type 2, and I like hiking, yoga, kayaking, traveling, and relaxing, all at the same time. I'm looking for a partner in crime to go on adventures and *vomits*
This plus the inability to understand why one would choose a foolish son rather than some bright ambitious young noble has made me suspect that EM wouldn't love his own children, whom he claims to so desperately want spawned
EM: child killer?
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
What a glorious specimen of a culture I don't entirely understand - and is that a yakitori stick in his hand??? (likely a royal sceptre but...)
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
First off, Kirimi definitely identifies with female pronouns you fak
Second, that's her magic salmon stick which she uses to transform into her magical girl/salmon cutlet persona
please reference this theme song animation for further details
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lV719DU328
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
Kirimi-chan would've won
I will not relitigate the primaries
I will not relitigate the primaries
-Indiana Solo, runner of blades
This only reinforces my vote
this simultaneous multiplicity...
#TeachTheLibelousControversy
A comforting leader for a distressing time
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
You've got Disney cartoons existing alongside things like Mists of Avalon and First Knight and they are all true at once and even a film like the new one which is like the bastard child of a dozen screenwriters and the editorial staff at a lad mag somehows works as part of the Mythos.
-Indiana Solo, runner of blades
-Indiana Solo, runner of blades
i don't know what's happening in league esports but that entire article read like something a classmate might have written in high school
just desperately fixated on this one thing that seems like the answer to the prompt and citing it over and over again
That's yer problem right there
There is absolutely no clarification on the Sanrio wiki as to who or what "sister-owner" actually is, so I am imagining some kind of weird Targaryen sitch
went down a lifting video hole from this, still enjoying it
and on my other monitor a starcraft player is brushing his teeth while watching a replay
9/10.
look at you guys having me bet on such losers
@STATE OF THE ART ROBOT
I think that was written by a high-schooler or someone who's learning the subtleties of language
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
They were already missing one of their top two players and the Warriors just cheapshotted the other one in the first game to bust his ankle.
That's like a soccer team losing all their top strikers before a shootout.
-Indiana Solo, runner of blades
I messaged him about this atrocity but he washed his hands of it and pointed to the pharisees (sanrio and their voters)
Yes, in this analogy badtz maru is jesus
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
isn't Ta-Nehisi Coates alive
like right now
and still writing and shit
that quote should be grounds for an indictment
It wasn't the worst bet to make - low downside, high upside (assuming you just dropped a fiver on it)
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
I believe the bigger issue is that Coates is the Baldwin of our time
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin