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[CHAT]ELLGROUNDS

SummaryJudgmentSummaryJudgment They're inside you building a monument to compromise! Fuck them. Fuck those people.Registered User regular
edited May 20 in Debate and/or Discourse
BATTLEGROUNDS
(This part stolen from the G&T OP):
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Playerunknown's Battlegrounds is a 3rd Person Shooter Battle Royal game published by Bluehole Inc. and made by Brendan Greene, a modder on Arma 2, who built his own game after the success (but never ending beta) of DayZ and H1Z1. In this game, players skydive on to a large island, filled with towns, ruins, and military bases, all filled with randomly spawned weapons. The players gather gear and start killing each other until they are the last man standing. The game makes sure that players are pushed together by placing a circle on the field in random locations and periodically decreasing in size. Those outside the Blue Wall suffer damage until dead or inside the wall. Each match takes about 30 minutes from start to finish and is really intense. It is currently available as an Early Access Game on Steam. The game has three game modes currently; Solo, Duos, and 4 Man Teams. There are plans for a 1st Person Only version of all the modes. There are also plans for an Xbox One release to the game in September of this year and a PS4 release later.



Map showing loot spawns and fixed vehicle spawns:
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(This part is wisdom from yours truly):

Most early access is junk. This is not - Bluehole is doing a great job with weekly and monthly updates. The game has come a long way in playability since CB but is still being readily improved. May will have a client-side performance patch (read: textures and FPS), June will have a server-side performance patch (read: netcode).

- Get four PA'ers on Discord. Message me or other folks for Discord links, since I'm not sure about sticking them in an OP.
- Parachute onto a sparse part of the map and find some weapons, or parachute onto that busy part and beat someone to that shotgun.
- Drop next to your teammates and don't wander off, FFS.
- FRYING PAN IS LOVE FRYING PAN IS LIFE
- Be aware of the Blue. Leave yourself enough time to make it into the next area. The Blue does progressively more damage as the round progresses - i.e. the DOT is the same within the same wave, but ramps up with successive waves.
- You can tank the first wave or two with medical supplies. Note that Duo and Squad have faster waves, and a larger DOT.
- C to crouch, Z to prone, fast move with shift (louder), slow move with ctrl (quieter) - works with crouched and prove movement, too
- You run faster with your weapon put away - keybound to X.
- Prone. PRONE. You will disappear into bushes, tall grass, wheat fields, etc. This is a stealth game masquerading as a combat game - even if you can kill that guy, ask if you want everyone to know where you are.
- Communicate - "taking fire from 330, close by the two story green roof" - use the compass at the top of your screen. Heading + landmark. Do not go "by the tree!" when you're in a forest.


LIST OF STEAM NAMES TO BE ADDED MESSAGE ME OR POST IN THE THREAD AND I WILL ADD THEM <3
- SummaryJudgment
- sir_landshark
- honkalot
- visiblehowl
- requine
- Grunt's Ghosts

It's seriously a ton of fun and y'all should come play with us!

(Thanks Elki <3)
BATTLEGROUNDS

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  • Captain UltraCaptain Ultra low resolution pictures of birds Registered User regular
    this was hidden.

    It’s a smart choice, occupying a thoughtful middle ground between populist banality like the common loon and the twee, ornithological elitism of, like, the Harris’ sparrow or something.
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  • Hahnsoo1Hahnsoo1 Make Ready. We Hunt.Registered User regular
    Not surprisingly, Gudetama won the last poll.

    This is Gudetama's America now.

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  • VanguardVanguard Put on your evening attire We've got a lot of forgetting to doRegistered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Thank god it's not a fucking poll

  • Desktop HippieDesktop Hippie This is NOT normalRegistered User regular
    I like the polls...

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  • simonwolfsimonwolf my aesthetic brings all the boys to the yard Registered User regular
    The election was rigged

    The polls closed early

    I demand the impeachment of Elki for the GOP gerrymandering of [chat]

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  • SummaryJudgmentSummaryJudgment They're inside you building a monument to compromise! Fuck them. Fuck those people. Registered User regular
    Hahnsoo1 wrote: »
    Not surprisingly, Gudetama won the last poll.

    This is Gudetama's America now.

    Custard doggo was v. cute

    But I also liked Tuxedo Sam

  • MadCaddyMadCaddy Registered User regular
    I'm very disappointed this wasn't a hot sauce or spirits poll chat.

  • Captain UltraCaptain Ultra low resolution pictures of birds Registered User regular
    Hahnsoo1 wrote: »
    Not surprisingly, Gudetama won the last poll.

    This is Gudetama's America now.

    Jinbei-san woulda won.

    It’s a smart choice, occupying a thoughtful middle ground between populist banality like the common loon and the twee, ornithological elitism of, like, the Harris’ sparrow or something.
    X-Box - FishFishFishFi
  • cB557cB557 voOOP Registered User regular

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  • MadCaddyMadCaddy Registered User regular
    The sriracha and sambal oelek gap shall never be closed!!!'

  • simonwolfsimonwolf my aesthetic brings all the boys to the yard Registered User regular
    Gudetama is now being investigated for ties between his campaign and San-X

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  • 21stCentury21stCentury Emotions are prohibited. WORLD IS A FUCK.......... I AM TRASH YoRHa........ Registered User regular
    Hey.

    That looks fun.

    *Proceeds to never play it after buying it*

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  • QanamilQanamil Cola, SCRegistered User regular
    Chattle...

    Steam/PSN ID: FauxRomano | Like Pigs Around A Melon, an amateur politics podcast
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  • emnmnmeemnmnme Heard about this on conservative radio:Registered User regular

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  • OrganichuOrganichu jacobkosh Registered User regular
    MadCaddy wrote: »
    The sriracha and sambal oelek gap shall never be closed!!!'

    if it is, we jews will reopen it, britain and france's willing pawn

    MadCaddy
  • SniperGuySniperGuy Also known as Dohaeris Registered User, ClubPA regular
    I'M IN A BUSH, LET'S DO THIS

    Me on Twitch!
    Dohaeris210 on PSN
    Me on Steam
    Qanamil
  • 21stCentury21stCentury Emotions are prohibited. WORLD IS A FUCK.......... I AM TRASH YoRHa........ Registered User regular
    SniperGuy wrote: »
    I'M IN A BUSH, LET'S DO THIS

    Jeb!?

  • ChanusChanus Never Backward Always ForwardRegistered User regular
    new shirt arrived

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  • DelmainDelmain Registered User regular
    SniperGuy wrote: »
    I'M IN A BUSH, LET'S DO THIS

    Jeb!?

    Please clap.

    syndalis wrote: »
    Apple is a terrible company.
  • simonwolfsimonwolf my aesthetic brings all the boys to the yard Registered User regular
  • QanamilQanamil Cola, SCRegistered User regular
    "Comey said that as he was walking across the room he was determined that there wasn’t going to be a hug,” Mr. Wittes said. “It was bad enough there was going to be a handshake. And Comey has long arms so Comey said he pre-emptively reached out for a handshake and grabbed the president’s hand. But Trump pulled him into an embrace and Comey didn’t reciprocate. If you look at the video, it’s one person shaking hands and another hugging.” lol

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  • VanguardVanguard Put on your evening attire We've got a lot of forgetting to doRegistered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    I love Elmo in that pic

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  • DelmainDelmain Registered User regular
    Qanamil wrote: »
    "Comey said that as he was walking across the room he was determined that there wasn’t going to be a hug,” Mr. Wittes said. “It was bad enough there was going to be a handshake. And Comey has long arms so Comey said he pre-emptively reached out for a handshake and grabbed the president’s hand. But Trump pulled him into an embrace and Comey didn’t reciprocate. If you look at the video, it’s one person shaking hands and another hugging.” lol

    I need this video

    syndalis wrote: »
    Apple is a terrible company.
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  • ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Eastern coastal temptressRegistered User regular
    MadCaddy wrote: »
    I'm very disappointed this wasn't a hot sauce or spirits poll chat.

    Best spirit: naiad.

  • Casual EddyCasual Eddy Don't despair. Not even over the fact that you don't despair.Registered User regular
    Vanguard wrote: »
    I love Elmo in that pic

    D :

    Elki wrote: »

    Casual Eddy: best poster 2014.
    tyrannus wrote: »
    Casual Eddy: best poster of 2015

    gotta update that stuff man
  • 21stCentury21stCentury Emotions are prohibited. WORLD IS A FUCK.......... I AM TRASH YoRHa........ Registered User regular
    Vanguard wrote: »
    I love Elmo in that pic

    is it antisemitic Elmo?

  • kedinikkedinik Registered User regular
    Chanman pls tell me about your feminist agenda

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    Gimme a recomendation for a beer for someone who likes hard cider but wants to step away from sweet alcoholic drinks because ciders gimme hangovers from hell.

  • OrganichuOrganichu jacobkosh Registered User regular
    i want to get some groceries but it's snowing really hard and i left my coat in the car and i'm a'scared

  • VanguardVanguard Put on your evening attire We've got a lot of forgetting to doRegistered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Vanguard wrote: »
    I love Elmo in that pic

    is it antisemitic Elmo?

    Is there any other kind

  • BEAST!BEAST! Adventurer Adventure!!!!!Registered User regular
    It's 90 degrees and so hot and I'm sick and alone wwwwaaaaaahhhhhhh

  • ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Eastern coastal temptressRegistered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    i want to get some groceries but it's snowing really hard and i left my coat in the car and i'm a'scared
    BEAST! wrote: »
    It's 90 degrees and so hot and I'm sick and alone wwwwaaaaaahhhhhhh

    Hmm

    You could solve all of each others' problems

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  • DelmainDelmain Registered User regular
    god I wish it was cold here

    syndalis wrote: »
    Apple is a terrible company.
    ShivahnQanamil
  • 21stCentury21stCentury Emotions are prohibited. WORLD IS A FUCK.......... I AM TRASH YoRHa........ Registered User regular
    Vanguard wrote: »
    Vanguard wrote: »
    I love Elmo in that pic

    is it antisemitic Elmo?

    Is there any other kind

    Knockoff Elmo on HBO.

  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    Holy fuck the thunderstorm coming has turned the air GREEN

    What is even HAPPENING

    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I fucking hate you Canadians.
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  • OrganichuOrganichu jacobkosh Registered User regular
    Holy fuck the thunderstorm coming has turned the air GREEN

    What is even HAPPENING

    *smirks atmospherically*

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  • 21stCentury21stCentury Emotions are prohibited. WORLD IS A FUCK.......... I AM TRASH YoRHa........ Registered User regular
    Holy fuck the thunderstorm coming has turned the air GREEN

    What is even HAPPENING

    pics plz?

  • milskimilski You will be honoured Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    new shirt arrived

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    So what's this about your feminist agenda?

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  • milskimilski You will be honoured Registered User regular
    Holy fuck the thunderstorm coming has turned the air GREEN

    What is even HAPPENING

    A tornado if the sky is green.

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  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    edited May 19
    Holy fuck the thunderstorm coming has turned the air GREEN

    What is even HAPPENING

    pics plz?

    I've taken some pics but it's hard to capture on a phone.

    Whole area is like, tinted green. It's creepy as fuck.

    Evil Multifarious on
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I fucking hate you Canadians.
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