honestly any really good dancer is in amazing shape
don't gotta add poles to that equation
But it's really cool when you do though.
My favorite Panic! at the Disco song!
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on this day, seven years ago, one of my friends died of an overdose
which was incorrect. It was supposed to be me, I got nothing going on, I can just die and they get scared and get clean and go on with their life, be a fucking doctor or something
she was so much better than me, it's not fair that she dies and I'm just here like I'm holding a smoking gun and really re-thinking this suicide pact
on this day, seven years ago, one of my friends died of an overdose
which was incorrect. It was supposed to be me, I got nothing going on, I can just die and they get scared and get clean and go on with their life, be a fucking doctor or something
she was so much better than me, it's not fair that she dies and I'm just here like I'm holding a smoking gun and really re-thinking this suicide pact
I'm sitting at the bar and apparently some lady paid my bar tab and I was like oh no she's gonna come talk to me but the bartender got out infront and told her I was an antisocial ass butt so now I can sit here and drink in peace.
Munkus BeaverYou don't have to attend every argument you are invited to.Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPAregular
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Juggernut, do you believe that sharing a drink called loneliness is better than drinking alone?
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Steal some decor from the walls of the bar and nail it to the walls of your apartment. That way when you drink at home you're surrounded by the trappings of your favorite place.
Also stealing from demolition sites is fun and it's all gonna be turned into rubble anyways so why not.
Juggernut, do you believe that sharing a drink called loneliness is better than drinking alone?
In my experience, sharing loneliness is nicer in the short term but makes things feel all the worse afterwards. Drinking alone lets you at least come to some sort of neutral place of acceptance with it.
I had to get fingerprinted and pay $4 to buy an 8 goddamn ounce bottle of water I'm never going to a strip club again.
I think the thing that weirded me out the most about strip clubs was the buffet? Like, I can't think of anything more not sexy than eating a plate of crab legs while naked people shuffle around and sweat. Can't imagine it's fun for the strippers either, gettin' all slidy up on a dude in a tracksuit and a solid layer of buffalo wing sauce and ranch. Hard pass.
Tits 'n' grits
Legs 'n' eggs
Ass 'n' hash
Girls naked with bacon
'Cause it's
Breakfaaaaast
at the
Go Gooooooo
My teeth are in great condition. Woooooooooooooooo!
You live a weird life.
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I mentioned to the dental hygienist that the last year or two I have really taken steps to minimize my sugar intake via beverages.
Me: Yeah, I don't really drink any soda or juice anymore. Dental Hygienist: That's good! Me: My three primary beverages are water, milk and beer. Dental Hygienist: You're in the clear. And up here in Washington we have so many options for great beer. Me: I know! The one I drink got a blue ribbon and everything!
So I feel like the first date with the architect girl went super well, and verbally
we agreed to meet up again in the near future. So I sent her a text this morning asking if she is free tomorrow evening to meet, and another one in the afternoon clarifying when I was available.
And she hasn't responded all day and she is probably just busy
and its no big deal but that hasn't kept me from being all doom and gloom all day today.
Steal some decor from the walls of the bar and nail it to the walls of your apartment. That way when you drink at home you're surrounded by the trappings of your favorite place.
Also stealing from demolition sites is fun and it's all gonna be turned into rubble anyways so why not.
I stole a table from a house that the people living there up and left 6 years ago
I got that waterbed frame from another {they did not leave out the hardware for it sigh}
But lately any furniture left out seems to be fare game as people complain their lawn chairs end up missing
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But it's really cool when you do though.
My favorite Panic! at the Disco song!
"Readers who prefer tension and romance, Maledictions: The Offering, delivers... As serious YA fiction, I’ll give it five stars out of five. As a novel? Four and a half." - Liz Ellor
My new novel: Maledictions: The Offering. Now in Paperback!
which was incorrect. It was supposed to be me, I got nothing going on, I can just die and they get scared and get clean and go on with their life, be a fucking doctor or something
she was so much better than me, it's not fair that she dies and I'm just here like I'm holding a smoking gun and really re-thinking this suicide pact
I just miss her.
This is why I drink here. They understand me.
She paid your bar tab
you pulled without even saying a bloody word!
If I did that she'd assume I was some sort of creepy psychopath but you've got big arms and a handsome beard so she'll love it. So deep and brooding!
Did you say he has to edge a bit?
I'm... kind of devastated. The staff is moving downtown so the new place is like a spiritual successor but it won't be the same.
Also stealing from demolition sites is fun and it's all gonna be turned into rubble anyways so why not.
In my experience, sharing loneliness is nicer in the short term but makes things feel all the worse afterwards. Drinking alone lets you at least come to some sort of neutral place of acceptance with it.
I haven't been in over 18 months and I have felt bad because they call/text me on my birthday to wish me a great day.
So yesterday I popped in and well, it was basically this (except for the last part):
My teeth are in great condition. Woooooooooooooooo!
Legs 'n' eggs
Ass 'n' hash
Girls naked with bacon
'Cause it's
Breakfaaaaast
at the
Go Gooooooo
You live a weird life.
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Because there are none who are immune to my enchantments.
I could draw gossip and/or drama from a dry stone.
Challenge accepted
So I feel like the first date with the architect girl went super well, and verbally
we agreed to meet up again in the near future. So I sent her a text this morning asking if she is free tomorrow evening to meet, and another one in the afternoon clarifying when I was available.
And she hasn't responded all day and she is probably just busy
and its no big deal but that hasn't kept me from being all doom and gloom all day today.
I stole a table from a house that the people living there up and left 6 years ago
I got that waterbed frame from another {they did not leave out the hardware for it sigh}
But lately any furniture left out seems to be fare game as people complain their lawn chairs end up missing
I don't think I've ever really recovered from finding out that these weren't just heads.
Like, deep down I probably still think it was just an April fool's joke.
i assume by this you mean your hair is eating him
I think there was a time when people thought the same thing about the Sphinx
full moai???