He'd also get some looks when he'd tell us that Herbie got lucky over the weekend
Back in high school some friends and I devised a plan involving my leg that ends at my ankle, a video camera, a website, and some girls. Luckily that never came to fruition.
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Yeah, me and my friends were edgy high schoolers.
A lot of it was me finally getting over having my leg, since it was one of the things that made my elementary and middle school life hell, so I kind of took it to an extreme. It was more of a joke than anything, but we talked about it a lot.
Of course at the time I wasn't exactly ready to realize/mention that I'm not super into girls lol
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Pretty much any dog on the planet would beat Usain Bolt in a footrace if they gave enough of a shit to do it.
Any reasonably healthy dog, that is. Maybe even dachshunds could do it but maaan I dunno.
depends on the length of the race
100 meters?
yeah probably
1000 meters?
not so much, no
humans are the best long-distance runners
What kind of dog are we talking about here? A Beagle's gonna be pooped by about 2-300 metres, yeah. A Greyhound would probably slaughter Usain Bolt in a 1000 meter race though. Even a lot of longer distances you've got trained dogs that can run hard for a long time (like the Iditarod). An ultramarathon though?
Human winner every time.
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Pretty much any dog on the planet would beat Usain Bolt in a footrace if they gave enough of a shit to do it.
Any reasonably healthy dog, that is. Maybe even dachshunds could do it but maaan I dunno.
depends on the length of the race
100 meters?
yeah probably
1000 meters?
not so much, no
humans are the best long-distance runners
What kind of dog are we talking about here? A Beagle's gonna be pooped by about 2-300 metres, yeah. A Greyhound would probably slaughter Usain Bolt in a 1000 meter race though. Even a lot of longer distances you've got trained dogs that can run hard for a long time (like the Iditarod). An ultramarathon though?
Human winner every time.
I mean humans only win those because we train for them. If you could get a dog disciplined enough to run one and that knew to pace itself rather than sprint, I'd wager it'd win. Of course, humans have the insane willpower to push themselves to do some ridiculous shit for no reason.
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Pretty much any dog on the planet would beat Usain Bolt in a footrace if they gave enough of a shit to do it.
Any reasonably healthy dog, that is. Maybe even dachshunds could do it but maaan I dunno.
depends on the length of the race
100 meters?
yeah probably
1000 meters?
not so much, no
humans are the best long-distance runners
What kind of dog are we talking about here? A Beagle's gonna be pooped by about 2-300 metres, yeah. A Greyhound would probably slaughter Usain Bolt in a 1000 meter race though. Even a lot of longer distances you've got trained dogs that can run hard for a long time (like the Iditarod). An ultramarathon though?
Human winner every time.
I mean humans only win those because we train for them. If you could get a dog disciplined enough to run one and that knew to pace itself rather than sprint, I'd wager it'd win. Of course, humans have the insane willpower to push themselves to do some ridiculous shit for no reason.
Nah, evolution plays a part as well. Humans can outlast any other animal running because our distant ancestors literally did so to hunt for food. As in, they would actually chase the animal, terminator-style until it collapsed from exhaustion.
Some breeds of dogs can do pretty damn well though, as they were bred to keep up with human hunters (though by the time we were domesticating dogs we didn't necessarily need to chase our game to death)
Pretty much any dog on the planet would beat Usain Bolt in a footrace if they gave enough of a shit to do it.
Any reasonably healthy dog, that is. Maybe even dachshunds could do it but maaan I dunno.
depends on the length of the race
100 meters?
yeah probably
1000 meters?
not so much, no
humans are the best long-distance runners
What kind of dog are we talking about here? A Beagle's gonna be pooped by about 2-300 metres, yeah. A Greyhound would probably slaughter Usain Bolt in a 1000 meter race though. Even a lot of longer distances you've got trained dogs that can run hard for a long time (like the Iditarod). An ultramarathon though?
Human winner every time.
I mean humans only win those because we train for them. If you could get a dog disciplined enough to run one and that knew to pace itself rather than sprint, I'd wager it'd win. Of course, humans have the insane willpower to push themselves to do some ridiculous shit for no reason.
Nah, evolution plays a part as well. Humans can outlast any other animal running because our distant ancestors literally did so to hunt for food. As in, they would actually chase the animal, terminator-style until it collapsed from exhaustion.
Some breeds of dogs can do pretty damn well though, as they were bred to keep up with human hunters (though by the time we were domesticating dogs we didn't necessarily need to chase our game to death)
One of our biggest advantages is that we're significantly better at shedding waste heat while running than most other animals.
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Back in high school some friends and I devised a plan involving my leg that ends at my ankle, a video camera, a website, and some girls. Luckily that never came to fruition.
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Yeah, me and my friends were edgy high schoolers.
A lot of it was me finally getting over having my leg, since it was one of the things that made my elementary and middle school life hell, so I kind of took it to an extreme. It was more of a joke than anything, but we talked about it a lot.
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Made me think they were probably idiots.
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need an olympic sprinter to walk those dogs
Any reasonably healthy dog, that is. Maybe even dachshunds could do it but maaan I dunno.
depends on the length of the race
100 meters?
yeah probably
1000 meters?
not so much, no
humans are the best long-distance runners
this is great
I am both too drunk and not drunk enough for this shit...
What kind of dog are we talking about here? A Beagle's gonna be pooped by about 2-300 metres, yeah. A Greyhound would probably slaughter Usain Bolt in a 1000 meter race though. Even a lot of longer distances you've got trained dogs that can run hard for a long time (like the Iditarod). An ultramarathon though?
Human winner every time.
I don't wanna know how expensive it was to build that. Nor do I wanna know how expensive it will be to fix it when it fucks up.
I mean humans only win those because we train for them. If you could get a dog disciplined enough to run one and that knew to pace itself rather than sprint, I'd wager it'd win. Of course, humans have the insane willpower to push themselves to do some ridiculous shit for no reason.
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Nah, evolution plays a part as well. Humans can outlast any other animal running because our distant ancestors literally did so to hunt for food. As in, they would actually chase the animal, terminator-style until it collapsed from exhaustion.
Some breeds of dogs can do pretty damn well though, as they were bred to keep up with human hunters (though by the time we were domesticating dogs we didn't necessarily need to chase our game to death)
One of our biggest advantages is that we're significantly better at shedding waste heat while running than most other animals.