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    Havelock2.0Havelock2.0 Sufficiently Chill The Chill ZoneRegistered User regular
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    I approve of this [chat]

    I've seen things you people wouldn't believe
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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    TL DR wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    DoctorArch wrote: »
    NSDFRand wrote: »
    Girlfriend said no on the Kim Jong Un romper. That's disappointing.

    Speaking of North Korea, I feel tremendous sympathy for the college student who just came back from North Korea in a coma because they probably beat him nearly to death. But it's a weird sympathy, like the sympathy someone has for someone after they walked into a den full of hungry lions while wearing a meat suit and calling "here kitty kitty."

    Like, this is a terrible terrible situation and result that was 100% avoidable.

    o_O

    'Avoidable' doesn't justify this shit.

    That has nothing to do with DA's comment.

    ??

    DA's saying a crooked system like North Korea's should be avoided instead of criticized. They're just, like, lions over there. They're forces of nature.

    The racist says, "Well, it's a shame that black teen got lynched but he shouldn't have whistled at that white woman."
    The sexist says, "Well, it's a shame she got raped but she shouldn't have been walking down that dark alley wearing such a short skirt."
    The leftist says, "Well, it's a shame he was sentenced to 15 years of hard labor and was beaten badly but he shouldn't have touched Best Korea's signs."

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    firewaterwordfirewaterword Satchitananda Pais Vasco to San FranciscoRegistered User regular
    fuck handstands they are v hard.

    I mean I love them too

    but still

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    CoinageCoinage Heaviside LayerRegistered User regular
    emnmnme wrote: »
    TL DR wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    DoctorArch wrote: »
    NSDFRand wrote: »
    Girlfriend said no on the Kim Jong Un romper. That's disappointing.

    Speaking of North Korea, I feel tremendous sympathy for the college student who just came back from North Korea in a coma because they probably beat him nearly to death. But it's a weird sympathy, like the sympathy someone has for someone after they walked into a den full of hungry lions while wearing a meat suit and calling "here kitty kitty."

    Like, this is a terrible terrible situation and result that was 100% avoidable.

    o_O

    'Avoidable' doesn't justify this shit.

    That has nothing to do with DA's comment.

    ??

    DA's saying a crooked system like North Korea's should be avoided instead of criticized. They're just, like, lions over there. They're forces of nature.

    The racist says, "Well, it's a shame that black teen got lynched but he shouldn't have whistled at that white woman."
    The sexist says, "Well, it's a shame she got raped but she shouldn't have been walking down that dark alley wearing such a short skirt."
    The leftist says, "Well, it's a shame he was sentenced to 15 years of hard labor and was beaten badly but he shouldn't have touched Best Korea's signs."
    One of those things is staggeringly easy to avoid.

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    TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    fuck handstands they are v hard.

    I mean I love them too

    but still

    Forearm balance, on the other hand, is awesome and fairly easy to fumble through

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    DoctorArchDoctorArch Curmudgeon Registered User regular
    emnmnme wrote: »
    TL DR wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    DoctorArch wrote: »
    NSDFRand wrote: »
    Girlfriend said no on the Kim Jong Un romper. That's disappointing.

    Speaking of North Korea, I feel tremendous sympathy for the college student who just came back from North Korea in a coma because they probably beat him nearly to death. But it's a weird sympathy, like the sympathy someone has for someone after they walked into a den full of hungry lions while wearing a meat suit and calling "here kitty kitty."

    Like, this is a terrible terrible situation and result that was 100% avoidable.

    o_O

    'Avoidable' doesn't justify this shit.

    That has nothing to do with DA's comment.

    ??

    DA's saying a crooked system like North Korea's should be avoided instead of criticized. They're just, like, lions over there. They're forces of nature.

    The racist says, "Well, it's a shame that black teen got lynched but he shouldn't have whistled at that white woman."
    The sexist says, "Well, it's a shame she got raped but she shouldn't have been walking down that dark alley wearing such a short skirt."
    The leftist says, "Well, it's a shame he was sentenced to 15 years of hard labor and was beaten badly but he shouldn't have touched Best Korea's signs."

    Oh please, I'm not saying NK shouldn't be criticized, it absolutely should be. It also should absolutely be avoided because it's unpredictable, dangerous, and likes to make examples of Americans and we have many examples of this happening over the last 20 years.

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    firewaterwordfirewaterword Satchitananda Pais Vasco to San FranciscoRegistered User regular
    TL DR wrote: »
    fuck handstands they are v hard.

    I mean I love them too

    but still

    Forearm balance, on the other hand, is awesome and fairly easy to fumble through

    yeah I have more success with these. still generally need an assist to get up. same with handstand - I can kick up if someone is there to catch me.

    Pincha Mayurasana is more accessible, since I can use a strap around my elbows to help with form, and a block between my thumbs and index fingers.

    Lokah Samastah Sukhino Bhavantu
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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    There is a huge gulf of difference between visiting a totalitarian regime of your own free will and getting shit on by their shitty laws and getting raped.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    Element BrianElement Brian Peanut Butter Shill Registered User regular
    almost got the floor is lava achievement but i was too surprised to wall ride at the moment

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    SmurphSmurph Registered User regular
    NK is an extreme case but all kinds of countries throw tourists in jail for long periods of time for messed up reasons. Read a story a few years ago about a dude who got thrown in Saudi jail for being gay.

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    firewaterwordfirewaterword Satchitananda Pais Vasco to San FranciscoRegistered User regular
    I was voluntold for demoing frog pose today. fuck frog pose too. can't deny it feels great but yeesh.

    recovering with a beer and pastrami sandwich.

    Lokah Samastah Sukhino Bhavantu
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    Element BrianElement Brian Peanut Butter Shill Registered User regular
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    Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    almost got the floor is lava achievement but i was too surprised to wall ride at the moment

    https://gfycat.com/ConfusedFlusteredAcornbarnacle

    not sure you can get those in arcade anyways

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    emnmnme wrote: »
    TL DR wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    DoctorArch wrote: »
    NSDFRand wrote: »
    Girlfriend said no on the Kim Jong Un romper. That's disappointing.

    Speaking of North Korea, I feel tremendous sympathy for the college student who just came back from North Korea in a coma because they probably beat him nearly to death. But it's a weird sympathy, like the sympathy someone has for someone after they walked into a den full of hungry lions while wearing a meat suit and calling "here kitty kitty."

    Like, this is a terrible terrible situation and result that was 100% avoidable.

    o_O

    'Avoidable' doesn't justify this shit.

    That has nothing to do with DA's comment.

    ??

    DA's saying a crooked system like North Korea's should be avoided instead of criticized. They're just, like, lions over there. They're forces of nature.

    The racist says, "Well, it's a shame that black teen got lynched but he shouldn't have whistled at that white woman."
    The sexist says, "Well, it's a shame she got raped but she shouldn't have been walking down that dark alley wearing such a short skirt."
    The leftist says, "Well, it's a shame he was sentenced to 15 years of hard labor and was beaten badly but he shouldn't have touched Best Korea's signs."

    no he's bloody not

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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    emnmnme wrote: »
    TL DR wrote: »
    emnmnme wrote: »
    DoctorArch wrote: »
    NSDFRand wrote: »
    Girlfriend said no on the Kim Jong Un romper. That's disappointing.

    Speaking of North Korea, I feel tremendous sympathy for the college student who just came back from North Korea in a coma because they probably beat him nearly to death. But it's a weird sympathy, like the sympathy someone has for someone after they walked into a den full of hungry lions while wearing a meat suit and calling "here kitty kitty."

    Like, this is a terrible terrible situation and result that was 100% avoidable.

    o_O

    'Avoidable' doesn't justify this shit.

    That has nothing to do with DA's comment.

    ??

    DA's saying a crooked system like North Korea's should be avoided instead of criticized. They're just, like, lions over there. They're forces of nature.

    The racist says, "Well, it's a shame that black teen got lynched but he shouldn't have whistled at that white woman."
    The sexist says, "Well, it's a shame she got raped but she shouldn't have been walking down that dark alley wearing such a short skirt."
    The leftist says, "Well, it's a shame he was sentenced to 15 years of hard labor and was beaten badly but he shouldn't have touched Best Korea's signs."

    This article is nonsensical and is coming out of the bs you hear on the radio.

    From the state dept:
    The Department of State strongly warns U.S. citizens not to travel to North Korea/the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea (DPRK). The Department of State strongly warns U.S. citizens not to travel to North Korea/the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea (DPRK). U.S. citizens in the DPRK are at serious risk of arrest and long-term detention under North Korea’s system of law enforcement. This system imposes unduly harsh sentences for actions that would not be considered crimes in the United States and threatens U.S. citizen detainees with being treated in accordance with “wartime law of the DPRK.” Since the United States does not maintain diplomatic or consular relations with North Korea, the U.S. government has no means to provide normal consular services to U.S. citizens in North Korea. This notice updates the number of U.S. citizens who have been detained in North Korea and replaces the Travel Warning dated February 7, 2017.

    Telling people don't go stick your head in the lions mouth is basically all we can do. Those who do it we do our best through channels to get them back safe and sound. But these are adults of their own free will who have had every chance not to cross into a sovereign country's territory which they have a chance of being tortured and/or killed at the regime whim.

    You go in at your own risk. It is a shame he is young and probably fucked for life but at the same time it was his choice as an adult to take that risk.

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    Element BrianElement Brian Peanut Butter Shill Registered User regular
    almost got the floor is lava achievement but i was too surprised to wall ride at the moment

    https://gfycat.com/ConfusedFlusteredAcornbarnacle

    not sure you can get those in arcade anyways

    oh fuck i forgot

    always cucked from my cheevos by the arcade mode

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    CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    edited June 2017
    It is less like a black teen whistling at a white woman in his shitty home country and more like a black teen walking into a KKK and Nazi gettogether in Nazi Germany after he decided to take a trip there.

    At some point it goes from "this person should have known not to do that pretty normal thing when they may have had no real other options and others feel free to do it all the time with no fear" to "we told you not to stick your dick in the hornet's nest. Oh god, the humanity. Why did we even allow you to stick your dick into the hornets nest? Everybody besides you had to know it was a bad idea as well."

    Couscous on
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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular

    eh there is plenty to hate about newt without making fat jokes.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    taking a holiday to syria, etc

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    SurfpossumSurfpossum A nonentity trying to preserve the anonymity he so richly deserves.Registered User regular
    Hey hey we're the mon-keighs.

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
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    CoinageCoinage Heaviside LayerRegistered User regular
    I will trade you 5 dick pics for 1 stolen North Korean flag.

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    firewaterwordfirewaterword Satchitananda Pais Vasco to San FranciscoRegistered User regular
    like, I really want to go to kashmir

    but not as much as I really don't want to get shot

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    Hahnsoo1Hahnsoo1 Make Ready. We Hunt.Registered User regular
    Who the fuck idolizes North Korea, belligerent shithole full of poverty and weapons testing ruled by a dictator? :eek: It's like the idiot right wing shit that the fundies post on my Facebook, where they keep trying to equate Venezuela's dictatorship to socialism and saying that it's a liberal media conspiracy that Venezuela's plight isn't reported widely on mainstream news because they want to cover up that SOCIALISM DOESN'T WORK. It would be hilarious if it wasn't so sad that people actually believe this shit. I can't think of a single liberal that I know who didn't recognize Chavez and his successors for what they are.

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    PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Oh my god the av club has a spoiler article on that new movie 47 meters and holy shit its a doozy.

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator mod
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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    Couscous wrote: »
    It is less like a black teen whistling at a white woman in his shitty home country and more like a black teen walking into a KKK and Nazi gettogether in Nazi Germany after he decided to take a trip there.

    At some point it goes from "this person should have known not to do that pretty normal thing when they may have had no real other options and others feel free to do it all the time with no fear" to "we told you not to stick your dick in the hornet's nest. Oh god, the humanity. Why did we even allow you to stick your dick into the hornets nest? Everybody besides you had to know it was a bad idea as well."

    I was not aware there was a point where the blame shifts to the victim.

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    amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    hmmm....

    Yeah there's a list of countries I'm not going to go to, even quite beautiful ones, because you know, they're run by mass murderers.

    I'm just going to have to be okay with that, at least for now.

    are YOU on the beer list?
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    STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    Echo wrote: »
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    that can't be good for weapon accuracy.

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    amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    edited June 2017
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Couscous wrote: »
    It is less like a black teen whistling at a white woman in his shitty home country and more like a black teen walking into a KKK and Nazi gettogether in Nazi Germany after he decided to take a trip there.

    At some point it goes from "this person should have known not to do that pretty normal thing when they may have had no real other options and others feel free to do it all the time with no fear" to "we told you not to stick your dick in the hornet's nest. Oh god, the humanity. Why did we even allow you to stick your dick into the hornets nest? Everybody besides you had to know it was a bad idea as well."

    I was not aware there was a point where the blame shifts to the victim.

    There is when you're comparing it to rape or getting lynched.

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    Hahnsoo1Hahnsoo1 Make Ready. We Hunt.Registered User regular
    Echo wrote: »
    bzlpZtMl.jpg
    :whistle:
    Doo duh-doo duh-doo
    Inspector Gadget
    Doo duh-doo duh-doooo dooo doooooooo
    :whistle:

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    amateurhouramateurhour One day I'll be professionalhour The woods somewhere in TennesseeRegistered User regular
    Echo wrote: »
    bzlpZtMl.jpg

    that can't be good for weapon accuracy.

    in a game where you have to use a ruler that seems like cheating.

    are YOU on the beer list?
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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Couscous wrote: »
    It is less like a black teen whistling at a white woman in his shitty home country and more like a black teen walking into a KKK and Nazi gettogether in Nazi Germany after he decided to take a trip there.

    At some point it goes from "this person should have known not to do that pretty normal thing when they may have had no real other options and others feel free to do it all the time with no fear" to "we told you not to stick your dick in the hornet's nest. Oh god, the humanity. Why did we even allow you to stick your dick into the hornets nest? Everybody besides you had to know it was a bad idea as well."

    I was not aware there was a point where the blame shifts to the victim.

    There is a point where one is a victim.

    And a point where one made full conscious unimpaired choices that had extreme and unwanted consequences.

    He was not taken in Japan or the US by North Korea. He walked in there of his own free will. With the ability to not do it and to choose to do something else.

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    PLAPLA The process.Registered User regular
    They showed a bit of the new SBF-LP at the Sony-show. Looked good.

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    AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    The Department of State strongly warns U.S. citizens not to travel to North Korea/the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea (DPRK). U.S. citizens in the DPRK are at serious risk of arrest and long-term detention under North Korea’s system of law enforcement. This system imposes unduly harsh sentences for actions that would not be considered crimes in the United States and threatens U.S. citizen detainees with being treated in accordance with “wartime law of the DPRK.” Since the United States does not maintain diplomatic or consular relations with North Korea, the U.S. government has no means to provide normal consular services to U.S. citizens in North Korea. This notice updates the number of U.S. citizens who have been detained in North Korea and replaces the Travel Warning dated February 7, 2017.

    At least 16 U.S. citizens have been detained in North Korea in the past ten years. North Korean authorities have detained those who traveled independently and those who were part of organized tours. Being a member of a group tour or using a tour guide will not prevent North Korean authorities from detaining or arresting you. Efforts by private tour operators to prevent or resolve past detentions of U.S. citizens in the DPRK have not been successful.

    yeah I think I'll pass

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
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    PLAPLA The process.Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    why do i always read "eponym" as "eponynym"

    Potassium-deficiency.

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    Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    edited June 2017
    it's not hard to extend sympathy who cares how much the kid deserves or doesn't the world is fundamentally unjust anyways

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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    who is writing these funny 40k stories i need more

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