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  • Waka LakaWaka Laka Riding the stuffed Unicorn If ya know what I mean.Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Omeks wrote: »
    Oh man guys...it finally happened...

    I found a Do-Luck Supra at the auction house with boobies on the sides and a vagina on the hood.

    (at least it wasn't goatse...ehhh...)

    I knew this would happen, I guess its better than a giant wang on the bonnet ramming you by a player called "[email protected]"

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  • StupornautStupornaut Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    That is probably worse than the car I saw with a middle finger on it, "FUCK" on one side and "YOU" on the other.

    I really want to make a General Grant: #99, baby blue (a photo-negative of the General Lee's orange), with a US/Union flag on the roof.

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  • OmeksOmeks Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I actually found more than one of the same boobgina car. Apparently these people are mass-producing the things.

    Although probably the worst thing is that their starting bid for a Do-Luck Supra is 400,000 CR.

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  • Waka LakaWaka Laka Riding the stuffed Unicorn If ya know what I mean.Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Omeks wrote: »
    I actually found more than one of the same boobgina car. Apparently these people are mass-producing the things.

    ...Oh Shi--!

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  • Mr BubblesMr Bubbles David Koresh Superstar Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Right got this yesterday, this is my first attempt to do anything with the vinyl system... don't be harsh lads...

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    Its the Dresden Dollmobile!

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    VROOOM

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  • freshmasterfreshfreshmasterfresh Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I'm still pissed off that I can't just sell reward cars for anything more than $100.

    Cucking funts.

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  • DratatooDratatoo Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Golf GTI - Murloc Edition (Work in Progress)
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  • OCybrManOOCybrManO Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I put the Penny Racer on hold temporarily to make this one:
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    I'm quite satisfied with the result. Now, if I could just trade a virtual car for that shirt... :lol:

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  • BearcatBearcat Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Are those, like, 29 inch rims?

    On a Chevelle?

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  • OCybrManOOCybrManO Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Yes. That's the first time I've used them. I was testing the handling difference between various tire sizes.

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  • BearcatBearcat Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    OCybrManO wrote: »
    Yes. That's the first time I've used them. I was testing the handling difference between various tire sizes.

    Either way, there's not a lot I wouldn't do to have that paint job.



    Interesting story though.

    My friend's cousin officially got her ride pimped, and they just got done filming it. It was a Ford Fiesta, and they did it Guitar Hero style. Itll be on tomorrow, for anyone that watches. I guess she does softcore porn too.

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  • OCybrManOOCybrManO Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I decided what to do with the front of the Penny Racer when I noticed that both Gabe and Tycho had expressions of shock/horror:
    It is a zombie killing machine.

    Armadeaddon.jpg

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  • chasmchasm Ill-tempered Texan Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Bearcat wrote: »
    My friend's cousin officially got her ride pimped, and they just got done filming it. It was a Ford Fiesta, and they did it Guitar Hero style. Itll be on tomorrow, for anyone that watches. I guess she does softcore porn too.

    See, you can't just throw that out there as a non-sequitur and not give us more details.

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  • ArcSynArcSyn Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    OCybrManO wrote: »
    I decided what to do with the front of the Penny Racer when I noticed that both Gabe and Tycho had expressions of shock/horror:
    It is a zombie killing machine.

    Armadeaddon.jpg

    Needs more Frank and Mabel

    And perhaps FF with a glass of Zombie on the back
    chasm953 wrote: »
    Bearcat wrote: »
    My friend's cousin officially got her ride pimped, and they just got done filming it. It was a Ford Fiesta, and they did it Guitar Hero style. Itll be on tomorrow, for anyone that watches. I guess she does softcore porn too.

    See, you can't just throw that out there as a non-sequitur and not give us more details.

    Seconded

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  • CantidoCantido Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Just got back from a cruise. I hope I'm not behind in the cars situation.

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  • Rabid_LlamaRabid_Llama Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    So I showed the demo to my Dad last night on our huge HD projector screen. Today he went out and bought the wireless racing wheel and a copy of the game because he figured it would "be an awesome summer toy" for him.

    My Dad is awesome.

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  • BlakoutBlakout Lordran's SpookylandRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Anyone up for races now? Me and Nambkab are getting lonely.

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  • SpaceGhostSpaceGhost Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    What kind of cars do you guys usually race with. Right now Ive been saving to make a wicked fast Gallardo, but how do you usually decide which class to use?

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  • bruinbruin Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Anyone got any tips for a guy having trouble controlling S-class cars? I've been good with no assists other than ABS on until I started using S-class cars a lot, but I've got a really fast F430 and Corvette that I can just not control.

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  • BearcatBearcat Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    bruin wrote: »
    Anyone got any tips for a guy having trouble controlling S-class cars? I've been good with no assists other than ABS on until I started using S-class cars a lot, but I've got a really fast F430 and Corvette that I can just not control.

    For the overpowered RWDs, its all in the throttle management and being able to know the car's boundaries. The moment you feel the back end slipping away, you have to get it back. You have to brake and accelerate in straight lines, or else youre gone.

    Oh, and for the people interested in the Pimp My Ride girl thats my friend's cousin ... I have her myspace, which has some raunchy photos, but Im pretty sure linking goes against the rules

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  • Mr BubblesMr Bubbles David Koresh Superstar Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    E-Type Jag. Beautiful car in British racing green, but missing that vital something
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    Yeah baby

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  • CrazyfoolCrazyfool Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I just got the game, and it's extremely fun.


    Knowing that all these paint jobs are handmade from the ground up is just mind blowing.

    I'm going to try my hand at this eventually when I get a large chunk of time. I think I'll be pretty good with practice since I have somewhat of an artistic flair, but any tips or little tricks to apply would be muchly appreciated. Kudos to all the designs I've seen, they're all really awesome.

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    question: how's the damage models on this?

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  • NaloutoNalouto Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    man why is a driving game making me want a 360.

    this is crazy.

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  • jackaljackal Fuck Yes. That is an orderly anal warehouse. Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Raneados wrote: »
    question: how's the damage models on this?

    So good that you have to exchange insurance information after a wreck.

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited June 2007
    I've been debating this game sine it came out. I'm fairly certain I'm going to pick it up next week when I get paid. The temptation has been too much for me to handle.

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  • DratatooDratatoo Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I feel really guilty: Instead of buying "real racing cars" I get the cars I know IRL and update them to s-class :P This game is really nice and it teaches you different things concerning the technologies in the cars. (I love reading the description text)

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  • OCybrManOOCybrManO Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    ArcSyn wrote: »
    Needs more Frank and Mabel

    And perhaps FF with a glass of Zombie on the back

    ... with new Franky goodness!

    Frank.jpg

    I think I'll just do Mabel, put a Fruit Fucker on Tycho's side, slap something simple on the back, and call it finished.

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  • BlakoutBlakout Lordran's SpookylandRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    OCybrManO wrote: »
    ArcSyn wrote: »
    Needs more Frank and Mabel

    And perhaps FF with a glass of Zombie on the back

    ... with new Franky goodness!

    Frank.jpgI think I'll just do Mabel, put a Fruit Fucker on Tycho's side, slap something simple on the back, and call it finished.

    Very, very nice work. I'm tempted to try my hand at a Penny-Arcade car now, just because it seems to be the cool thing to do.

    That's it, I'm making a Jesus(is metal) mobile after work.
    SpaceGhost wrote: »
    What kind of cars do you guys usually race with. Right now Ive been saving to make a wicked fast Gallardo, but how do you usually decide which class to use?

    It's usually "Hey what cars do you guys want for this race?"

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  • StupornautStupornaut Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    This is the last car I bought, tricked out and raced before my launch 360 bit the dust. Fortunately I'll have a new console by the end of the day if everything goes well at Best Buy, and I'll bring this sucker back on the track since it's a great B-class competitor.
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  • Rabid_LlamaRabid_Llama Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    How does the car painting work? Can you import your own images?

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  • darleysamdarleysam On my way to UKRegistered User regular
    edited June 2007
    How does the car painting work? Can you import your own images?

    nope. You've got a stock selection of shapes at your disposal, that you can scale and rotate to your heart's content, and a bunch of layers to place them on.

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  • OmeksOmeks Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    How does the car painting work? Can you import your own images?

    Nope. You essentially get a bunch of standard shapes along with racing stripes and other images. All these cars people are showing off, like the PA car above, are made by forming together simple shapes.

    Crazy, I know.

    I kind of wish they'd give you the option of switching to a flat, blank canvas to do some images and then save them so you can transfer them onto the car. You'd think it'd be easier than working around the curves and elements of the car, sometimes not able to see something because on the low parts of the car, shadows sometimes obstruct the image you're making.

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  • Rabid_LlamaRabid_Llama Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Holy shit, I have mad respect for the GH2 and PA cars now. Goddamn...

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  • OCybrManOOCybrManO Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    OK... this is basically the final design:

    PennyCooper.jpg

    The only thing I might change is the placement of the 20-sided die.

    Also, since we're on the subject, the Penny Arcade car has 780 decals and the Guitar Hero car has 431 decals.

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  • OmeksOmeks Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I was wondering how many layers you can add to a car. I knew you could add a whole lot of layers, but the other night I was closing in on a hundred and was worried I might reach the end or something and not have my design done.

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  • bruinbruin Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Omeks wrote: »
    I was wondering how many layers you can add to a car. I knew you could add a whole lot of layers, but the other night I was closing in on a hundred and was worried I might reach the end or something and not have my design done.
    It's 1,000 per side.

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  • ArcSynArcSyn Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    OCybrManO wrote: »
    OK... this is basically the final design:

    PennyCooper.jpg

    The only thing I might change is the placement of the 20-sided die.

    Also, since we're on the subject, the Penny Arcade car has 780 decals and the Guitar Hero car has 431 decals.

    props, sir. props

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  • NambkabNambkab Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    I concur with Arcsyn, the Armadeaddon car is gorgeous.

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  • swiftswift Registered User regular
    edited June 2007
    Yeah, i agree its great. Im still amazed at how people make these things by putting circles and squares and stuff on top of each other, it anyones got some tips id apreciate it.

    Anyway, been playing this online a bit and im loving it. Though one thing that annoys me is when someone takes the most annoying line around a track or brakes in the most irritating place and then blames you for hitting into them.

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