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[GAME OVER!] Phallanoia! [WE WIN!]

EvilBadmanEvilBadman DO NOT TRUST THIS MANRegistered User regular
edited May 2007 in Critical Failures
PHALLANOIA!
EvilBadman and DevoutlyApathetic

For you, this is the beginning of the rest of your life. Plucked from the Infrared Assembly Lines just last daycycle, much to the envy of your coworkers. Salvation from the monotony of slave labor came in the hue of red, the promotion to a higher security clearance has allowed revelations to come into your life. Had you lived in different time and place you could effectively allude to looking at the world through rose colored glasses. In the here and now however, you'd only wonder what clearance rose is, while awaiting reply from the Computer in a confession booth.

Reality intercedes your daydreams as your personal communication devices happily buzzes with the arrival of a new message:
Greetings Troubleshooter!
You are to report to Briefing Room K138#($&%&%OHGODHOWDIDTHISGETHEREIAMNOTGOODATCOMPUTERS$$%%^&
at 0900 hours.
It looks like K138. Or maybe K133.

It looks like a lot of things.

Wisely deciding that being at the wrong place at the right time is less treasonous than not going anywhere at all, you board the next transport heading toward K sector. After a few moment of navigating the serpentine hallways lined in red, you are greet by the sight of many other Troubleshooters like you outside K138, and all of them equally confused. Of course, a few scant kilometers down the corridor outside K133 lie another collection of Troubleshooters. This story isn't about them, and how they walked into that briefing room, and left with lucrative contracts as consultants for a new Troubleshooting series. No, it's best not to think about their future, but rather your own.

Your future lies within the lecture hall of K138, crimson walls angled down in a stadium style with desks on every level, all pointed toward an ominous screen at the bottom of the room. Hunched over a computer, muttering to himself, an Orange clearance citizen silently greets you as you march single file through the door. Suddenly, his eyes widen as he catches sight of one of your teammates, he draws his laser and lets loose a bloodcurdling cry of, "Communist! YOU DAMN DIRTY COMMUNIST!"

The blast thankfully sails wide, and less thankfully causes a control panel beside you to explode in a shower of sparks. The lights flicker intermittently for a moment and shut off completely. On cue as the last person enters, the entry way closes suddenly turning K138 into an unintentional death trap.

Welcome to Phallanoia.

Onesday Narration: "Room-O-DUM"
Fun Intermission: "A Very Bad Day"
Twosday Narration: "HappyFUNTime Pills!"
Threesday Narration: "How to Become An Hero"
Foursday Narration: "Easy Target Practice"
Fivesday Narration: "Emissions Improbable"
Sixday Narration: "Musical Chairs"
Epilogue: "Send in the Clone"
The Reveal Post

FyreWulff wrote: »
I should note that Badman is fucking awesome
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  • EvilBadmanEvilBadman DO NOT TRUST THIS MAN Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    SUPPLEMENTAL RULES POST
    Stolen from Squashua, but with edits.


    Voting Ends each night at Midnight Mountain Standard Time. For reference, the opening post was made at midnight MST. Adjust your clocks accordingly.

    No anonymous messaging and no editing votes in post. Be a man and retract it.


    Demographics
    53 Villagers (Troubleshooters)
    - Group may publicly !Accuse 1 Player (Traitor) to death / day.
    - Any Player may publicly !Zap 1 Player to death / day.
    - There are an unknown number of specials among them, with unknown abilities.
    - - Possible Friend Computer retribution for not handing in Forms X-38b in triplicate.
    - - !ZAP CANNOT BE RETRACTED OR CHANGED!
    - - There is a set global unknown-value percentage chance the !ZAP attack will miss the target Player.

    8 Spies (Communists)
    - Group may privately kill 2 Players / day in addition to any normal Kills.

    2 Vigilantes (Mutants)
    - May each privately kill 1 Player / day in addition to any normal Kills.

    Events
    There will be an event after the first night's vote and narration. Try to be online.

    Win Conditions
    Troubleshooters - win if all Traitors (Commie/Mutant) are dead.
    Commies - win if all the Troubleshooters and Mutants are dead.
    Mutant - wins if all other Players are dead.

    Kill Priority

    !Zap trumps Commie/Mutant trumps Troubleshooter Vote
    - All !Zap attacks occur simultaneously.
    - Mutant and Commie attacks occur simultaneously.

    Handy Player List
    Color of name is the cause of death (Zap/Mutant/Commie/Vote/Other)

    0. Acid-O-ERI - Nameless Plot Device
    1. TehSpectre
    2. GrundlTerror
    3. Tofu
    4. Otakud00d - COMMUNIST
    5. Cantide
    6. Gnasty
    7. Plutonium
    8. doug_grammar
    9. SnacksOnAPlane
    10. Zerinan
    11. Shamus
    12. Wenchkilla
    13. Smasher
    14. PsychoLarry1

    15. delroland
    16. MrBlarney
    17. BuzzBuzz
    18. DiggerDude
    19. GrimmyTOA
    20. Saburbia
    21. Celebrim - MUTANT
    22. Last Son - REFLEC ARMOR WEARER (Reflects Successful Zap)
    23. Mazlo
    24. Drez
    25. frandelgearslip
    26. Ardor
    27. robothero - INTERNAL SECURITY (GUARDIAN)
    28. jdarksun - COMMUNIST
    29. FunkyWaltDogg
    30. Malkor - COMMUNIST
    31. Precisionk
    32. V2-Gundam
    33. Senor Fish
    34. life3
    35. mtvcdm
    36. Infidel
    37. Eldercat - COMMUNIST
    38. Squashua - COMMUNIST
    39. Kilnaga - COMMUNIST
    40. VC Charlie
    41. B:L
    42. Talonrazor - ILLUMINATI (SEER)
    43. Munkus Beaver - COMMUNIST
    44. BitterOldMan
    45. Oboro
    46. visiblehowl
    47. Tunesmith
    48. Cj Iwakura
    49. Jothki
    50. tormentedsoul
    51. DarkPrimus - INTERNAL SECURITY (GUARDIAN)
    52. Elendil - COMMUNIST
    53. Rygar - COMMUNIST (CONVERTED DAY 1)
    54. Frosteey
    55. Typhus733
    56. Unearthly Stew - MUTANT
    57. Smarmy Lech - ILLUMINATI (SEER)
    58. Threelemmings
    59. Abraham F. Hawk - REFLEC ARMOR WEARER (Reflects Successful Zap)
    60. Serpent
    61. Telcus
    62. Locus
    63. thorpe
    64. MUNKUS-B-BVR-2 Hero of Our Complex

    GAME ON.

    EvilBadman on
    FyreWulff wrote: »
    I should note that Badman is fucking awesome
    XBL- Evil Badman; Steam- EvilBadman; Twitter - EvilBadman
  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    !zap Ardor

    Drez on
  • Unearthly StewUnearthly Stew Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    !ZAP Drez!

    Edit: Dammit, we totally missed the big words up top. :(

    Unearthly Stew on
  • GoslingGosling Looking Up Soccer In Mongolia Right Now, Probably Watertown, WIRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    We can post? Cool. I zap jdarksun and vote Last Son.

    There. I believe I've now taken care of my silly irrational revengeathon.

    Gosling on
    I have a new soccer blog The Minnow Tank. Reading it psychically kicks Sepp Blatter in the bean bag.
  • PlutoniumPlutonium Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    !Zap Ardor

    Edit: Dammit Drez, he's mine!

    Plutonium on
  • GoslingGosling Looking Up Soccer In Mongolia Right Now, Probably Watertown, WIRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    You're fine, it turns out. Had you zapped BETWEEN the two EvilBadman posts, you'd be toast, but he said game on before you zapped, so you're good.

    Gosling on
    I have a new soccer blog The Minnow Tank. Reading it psychically kicks Sepp Blatter in the bean bag.
  • GnastyGnasty Registered User
    edited May 2007
    !Zap Plutonium

    You will pay for what you did in the last Phalla!

    Gnasty on
    i just wanna 'be myself'
  • telcustelcus Registered User
    edited May 2007
    !zap Cantide and !vote Smarmy Lech.

    Done and done.

    telcus on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • PlutoniumPlutonium Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    You're small time Gnasty

    Plutonium on
  • Last SonLast Son Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    !Accuse Mtvcdm
    !Zap FunkyWaltDogg. Don't respond to my PM will you!

    Last Son on
  • GnastyGnasty Registered User
    edited May 2007
    Plutonium wrote: »
    You're small time Gnasty
    We will see who is small after my zapper zaps you to dust!

    Gnasty on
    i just wanna 'be myself'
  • GoslingGosling Looking Up Soccer In Mongolia Right Now, Probably Watertown, WIRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Yep. This gon' be the biggest Mexican standoff known to man. Six minutes, six zaps.

    EDIT: Seven minutes, seven zaps.

    Gosling on
    I have a new soccer blog The Minnow Tank. Reading it psychically kicks Sepp Blatter in the bean bag.
  • tofutofu Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    My zap is for sale. Please PM with offers, cash only.

    tofu on
  • GnastyGnasty Registered User
    edited May 2007
    I !Accuse precisionk

    Gnasty on
    i just wanna 'be myself'
  • telcustelcus Registered User
    edited May 2007
    Prediction for tonight: Ardor survives both zaps.

    telcus on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • ShamusShamus Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    !zap Senor Fish

    Hooha, gotcha' first!

    Go Ardor! First to be zapped!

    Shamus on
  • EvilBadmanEvilBadman DO NOT TRUST THIS MAN Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Absolutely fantastic.

    All zaps made did count, as the post flood did not prevent me from posting both at once.

    EvilBadman on
    FyreWulff wrote: »
    I should note that Badman is fucking awesome
    XBL- Evil Badman; Steam- EvilBadman; Twitter - EvilBadman
  • Last SonLast Son Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    telcus wrote:
    Prediction for tonight: Ardor survives both zaps.

    Everyone should zap him, just to be sure.

    Last Son on
  • GoslingGosling Looking Up Soccer In Mongolia Right Now, Probably Watertown, WIRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Last Son wrote: »
    telcus wrote:
    Prediction for tonight: Ardor survives both zaps.

    Everyone should zap him, just to be sure.
    Too late. Besides, you didn't zap him either.

    Gosling on
    I have a new soccer blog The Minnow Tank. Reading it psychically kicks Sepp Blatter in the bean bag.
  • jothkijothki Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    !zap Gnasty.

    Yeah, it's in dark orange.

    jothki on
  • GnastyGnasty Registered User
    edited May 2007
    jothki wrote: »
    !zap Gnasty.

    Yeah, it's in dark orange.
    If I live through this round you are next in line for a zapping.

    Gnasty on
    i just wanna 'be myself'
  • EvilBadmanEvilBadman DO NOT TRUST THIS MAN Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    All right kids, the rules post has been updated. And I'm already filling zaps in my master spreadsheet.

    EvilBadman on
    FyreWulff wrote: »
    I should note that Badman is fucking awesome
    XBL- Evil Badman; Steam- EvilBadman; Twitter - EvilBadman
  • GrimmyTOAGrimmyTOA Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    This sure is going to be a different sort of game.

    GrimmyTOA on
  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Hahahahahaha.

    Oh my.

    This game is off to a wonderful start.

    DarkPrimus on
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  • PlutoniumPlutonium Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Gnasty wrote: »
    jothki wrote: »
    !zap Gnasty.

    Yeah, it's in dark orange.
    If I live through this round you are next in line for a zapping.

    I am Plutonium, and I approve of both these deaths.

    Plutonium on
  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    !vote BitterOldMan

    HE'S A MUTANT!

    Drez on
  • GnastyGnasty Registered User
    edited May 2007
    It will be interesting to see how this game plays out.

    Gnasty on
    i just wanna 'be myself'
  • PlutoniumPlutonium Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    !Die Bitteroldman, you Mutant!

    Plutonium on
  • telcustelcus Registered User
    edited May 2007
    Second prediction: all our specials get zapped tonight.

    telcus on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • jothkijothki Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Plutonium wrote: »
    Gnasty wrote: »
    jothki wrote: »
    !zap Gnasty.

    Yeah, it's in dark orange.
    If I live through this round you are next in line for a zapping.

    I am Putonium, and I approve of both these deaths.

    "Putonium", eh? Only a Commie Mutant Traitor wouldn't know his own designed name.

    !Accuse Plutonium

    jothki on
  • ShamusShamus Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Drez wrote: »
    !vote BitterOldMan

    HE'S A MUTANT!


    I CONCUR WITH GREAT AUTHORITY!


    !vote BitterOldMan

    Shamus on
  • Unearthly StewUnearthly Stew Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Drez wrote: »
    !vote BitterOldMan

    HE'S A MUTANT!

    I saw it with my eyes!!!

    BitterOldMan is a mutant!!!

    Unearthly Stew on
  • GoslingGosling Looking Up Soccer In Mongolia Right Now, Probably Watertown, WIRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    You know, sheer dumb luck suggests at least one commie's already been zapped.

    Gosling on
    I have a new soccer blog The Minnow Tank. Reading it psychically kicks Sepp Blatter in the bean bag.
  • GnastyGnasty Registered User
    edited May 2007
    I !retract Precisionk

    I !Accuse Shamus! He is admitting to being a mutant right in his title!

    Gnasty on
    i just wanna 'be myself'
  • PlutoniumPlutonium Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    jothki wrote: »
    Plutonium wrote: »
    Gnasty wrote: »
    jothki wrote: »
    !zap Gnasty.

    Yeah, it's in dark orange.
    If I live through this round you are next in line for a zapping.

    I am Putonium, and I approve of both these deaths.

    "Putonium", eh? Only a Commie Mutant Traitor wouldn't know his own designed name.

    !Accuse Plutonium

    Only a Commie Mutant traitor wouldn't have an avatar or sig!

    Plutonium on
  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    What's up PHALLANOIAGERS?

    Drez on
  • ShamusShamus Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Gnasty wrote: »
    I !retract Precisionk

    I !Accuse Shamus! He is admitting to being a mutant right in his title!

    Do you really want to mess with me?

    shamus.jpg

    Shamus on
  • PlutoniumPlutonium Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Dammit Drez, you've lost your touch.

    Plutonium on
  • Unearthly StewUnearthly Stew Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Drez wrote: »
    What's up PHALLANOIAGERS?

    That's the reason I zapped you. I knew it was coming.

    Unearthly Stew on
  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Plutonium wrote: »
    Dammit Drez, you've lost your touch.

    No, I still have it. I'm using it right now, while playing Dead or Alive Xtreme 2.

    Drez on
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