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[GAME OVER!] Phallanoia! [WE WIN!]

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    LocusLocus Trust Me The seaRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    That is clearly a psi titled slightly to the left.

    Locus on
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    ArdorArdor Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Drez, I see a nice red flag of a communist symbol, so I don't know how the others are seeing any....

    Wait. crap.

    Ardor on
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    tofutofu Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I will zap whoever posts after this post.

    tofu on
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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Hi tofu.

    Drez on
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    tofutofu Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I !zap Drez

    I gave you fair warning!

    tofu on
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    CantideCantide Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    tofu wrote: »
    I will zap whoever posts after this post.

    This seems familiar.

    Cantide on
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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    ME ME ME ME ME
    Squirt your blaster on my face
    Give me a melty facial
    Kimi ga mirai ni ai suru mono ga, koko ni iru no o mada shiranai!

    Drez on
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    BitterOldManBitterOldMan Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Drez wrote: »
    BitterOldMan, I'm going to administer a quick Rorschach Test to see if you are a communist or not.

    Please take a look at this random inkblot and tell me what you see:

    THERE ARE 4 LIGHTS!!!

    BitterOldMan on
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    GoslingGosling Looking Up Soccer In Mongolia Right Now, Probably Watertown, WIRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Drez, I don't know what that's from and I don't want to know. Odds are the title of where it's from includes the word "bang" and a number.

    Gosling on
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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    BitterOldMan wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    BitterOldMan, I'm going to administer a quick Rorschach Test to see if you are a communist or not.

    Please take a look at this random inkblot and tell me what you see:

    THERE ARE 4 LIGHTS!!!

    The Cardassians were Communists. Your reference confirms your communism.

    Honestly guys, I've been targeted thrice now. VOTE FOR ^ THIS ^ PINKO BASTARD!

    Drez on
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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    mtvcdm wrote: »
    Drez, I don't know what that's from and I don't want to know. Odds are the title of where it's from includes the word "bang" and a number.

    Lost in Translation 2, actually. It was straight-to-DVD.

    Drez on
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    tofutofu Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Cantide wrote: »
    tofu wrote: »
    I will zap whoever posts after this post.

    This seems familiar.
    You seem familiar.

    tofu on
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    BitterOldManBitterOldMan Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Unearthly Stew wrote: »
    A rumor was handed down to me by an unnamed associate who is undercover in a different sector. The rumor was that two days ago, an entire team of trouble shooters was taken out by a grenade. Funny thing is, as they discovered who did it, they found it was a communist.

    Take that as you will BoM.

    Friend Computer does not like it when you lie. Friend Computer has never lost a group of Troubleshooters. Ever. And to spread this traitorous propaganda suggesting such a thing should be even evident to yourself.
    !PEWPEW (i.e. ZAP) Unearthly Stew

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    GoslingGosling Looking Up Soccer In Mongolia Right Now, Probably Watertown, WIRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Drez wrote: »
    mtvcdm wrote: »
    Drez, I don't know what that's from and I don't want to know. Odds are the title of where it's from includes the word "bang" and a number.

    Lost in Translation 2, actually. It was straight-to-DVD.
    I was half right.

    Gosling on
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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    mtvcdm wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    mtvcdm wrote: »
    Drez, I don't know what that's from and I don't want to know. Odds are the title of where it's from includes the word "bang" and a number.

    Lost in Translation 2, actually. It was straight-to-DVD.
    I was half right.

    Scarlett Johansson Bukkake Tape XVII was better, though.

    Drez on
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    BitterOldManBitterOldMan Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Drez wrote: »
    mtvcdm wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    mtvcdm wrote: »
    Drez, I don't know what that's from and I don't want to know. Odds are the title of where it's from includes the word "bang" and a number.

    Lost in Translation 2, actually. It was straight-to-DVD.
    I was half right.

    Scarlett Johansson Bukkake Tape XVII was better, though.

    Nah the acting was sub par, the story was tripe, and the ending completely unoriginal. (Yes I watched it all the way to end).

    BitterOldMan on
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    frandelgearslipfrandelgearslip 457670Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I said I would retract squashua if others voted for him so !retract squashua

    There is nothing really to go on in all the chaos, so I will hold my vote and zap until later.

    frandelgearslip on
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    MrBlarneyMrBlarney Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Good morning, everyone.

    Vote counts (as of post 377)
    Current Spreadsheet (as of Post 377)

    Vote counts

    Drez - 9 votes

    Shamus - 4 votes
    BitterOldMan - 3 votes
    Squashua - 3 votes
    Infidel - 2 votes
    Munkus Beaver - 2 votes
    Smasher - 2 votes

    Abraham F. Hawk - 1 vote
    delroland - 1 vote
    ElderCat - 1 vote
    FunkyWaltDogg - 1 vote
    Grundlterror - 1 vote
    Kilnaga - 1 vote
    Locus - 1 vote
    mtvcdm - 1 vote
    Plutonium - 1 vote
    Rygar - 1 vote
    Serpent - 1 vote
    visiblehowl - 1 vote

    Zap counts

    Shamus - 4 zaps
    Squashua - 3 zaps
    Drez - 3 zaps

    Ardor - 2 zaps
    mtvcdm - 2 zaps
    precisionk - 2 zaps
    Smasher - 2 zaps
    Unearthly Stew - 2 zaps

    Cantide - 1 zap
    cj iwakura - 1 zap
    Digger Dude - 1 zap
    Elendil - 1 zap
    FunkyWaltDogg - 1 zap
    Gnasty - 1 zap
    GrimmyTOA - 1 zap
    jdarksun - 1 zap
    Last Son - 1 zap
    Munkus Beaver - 1 zap
    Plutonium - 1 zap
    PsychoLarry1 - 1 zap
    Senor Fish - 1 zap
    Serpent - 1 zap
    SnacksOnAPlane - 1 zap
    wenchkilla - 1 zap
    Zerinan - 1 zap

    I'll be making my zap in a little bit, and voting later today.

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    wenchkillawenchkilla Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Well, this is crap! How is revealing you strategy suspicious? I think you're just trying to kill more innocents, COMMIE!

    !zap GrimmyTOA

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    EvilBadmanEvilBadman DO NOT TRUST THIS MAN Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Here's my spreadsheet with the zaps (not votes) so far. The Parenthesis are for the dice roll for hits.
    http://evilbadman.googlepages.com/PA-oDaM-Phallanoia.xls

    EvilBadman on
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    CelebrimCelebrim Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Updated my spreadsheet. Apparently everyone else did too :). Using a macro for vote tallies so hopefully its working.

    Celebrim on
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    PsychoLarry1PsychoLarry1 Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    frandelgearslip wrote: »
    I said I would retract squashua if others voted for him so !retract squashua

    There is nothing really to go on in all the chaos, so I will hold my vote and zap until later.
    You voted for Rygar, not Squashua.

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    PsychoLarry1 wrote: »
    frandelgearslip wrote: »
    I said I would retract squashua if others voted for him so !retract squashua

    There is nothing really to go on in all the chaos, so I will hold my vote and zap until later.
    You voted for Rygar, not Squashua.

    Tricky, tricky, little Dicky.

    Drez on
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    VC CharlieVC Charlie Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    PsychoLarry1 wrote: »
    frandelgearslip wrote: »
    I said I would retract squashua if others voted for him so !retract squashua

    There is nothing really to go on in all the chaos, so I will hold my vote and zap until later.
    You voted for Rygar, not Squashua.

    Only a MUTANT would forget who they accused!

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    MrBlarneyMrBlarney Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I have the feeling the communists are gonna get the best of us. This crazy game isn't being very conductive to real strategy, and our veteran thinkers are gonna all get knocked out at the beginning of the game. Rivalries are overriding rationality right now, and that's going to benefit the communist faction.

    In any case, as per his request, I will !zap Plutonium. It'll be good practice.

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    GrimmyTOAGrimmyTOA Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    wenchkilla wrote: »
    Well, this is crap! How is revealing you strategy suspicious? I think you're just trying to kill more innocents, COMMIE!
    !zap GrimmyTOA

    That's the spirit! Just what I deserve! I've been zapped already, though. I guess my fate is pretty much sealed by this point. :P

    GrimmyTOA on
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    SquashuaSquashua __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2007
    SnacksOnAPlane wrote: »
    cj iwakura wrote: »
    !accuse Squashua, for targeting the coolest username in the group.

    Bold for great justice.

    ilu cj

    Squashua: You're icky.

    Thanks, new forumer! I guess you're that one guy's roommate.

    Squashua on
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    ArdorArdor Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    MrBlarney wrote: »
    I have the feeling the communists are gonna get the best of us. This crazy game isn't being very conductive to real strategy, and our veteran thinkers are gonna all get knocked out at the beginning of the game. Rivalries are overriding rationality right now, and that's going to benefit the communist faction.

    In any case, as per his request, I will !zap Plutonium. It'll be good practice.

    Most real plans will probably occur after day 1. I mean hey, how often do we all get the ability to publically shoot someone? This is a nice break for all of us.

    Ardor on
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    EvilBadmanEvilBadman DO NOT TRUST THIS MAN Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I think I mentioned this in the sign-up thread, but it bears repeating.

    Lol Plans.
    Lol Network.

    EvilBadman on
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    SquashuaSquashua __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2007
    EvilBadman wrote: »
    I think I mentioned this in the sign-up thread, but it bears repeating.

    Lol Plans.
    Lol Network.

    Garsh darn in, we're gonna try. Right, Rygar? :|

    Squashua on
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    GoslingGosling Looking Up Soccer In Mongolia Right Now, Probably Watertown, WIRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    EvilBadman wrote: »
    I think I mentioned this in the sign-up thread, but it bears repeating.

    Lol Plans.
    Lol Network.
    Sucks to the plans.

    Gosling on
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    DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited May 2007
    Networking is for communists.

    Unknown User on
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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    EvilBadman wrote: »
    I think I mentioned this in the sign-up thread, but it bears repeating.

    Lol Plans.
    Lol Network.

    Well, I came up with a network now by way of RNG.

    The network is thus:

    2. GrundlTerror
    3. Tofu
    4. Otakud00d
    5. Cantide
    6. Gnasty
    7. Plutonium
    8. doug_grammar
    9. SnacksOnAPlane
    10. Zerinan
    11. Shamus
    12. Wenchkilla
    13. Smasher
    14. PsychoLarry1
    15. delroland
    16. MrBlarney
    17. BuzzBuzz
    18. DiggerDude
    19. GrimmyTOA
    20. Saburbia
    21. Celebrim
    22. Last Son
    23. Mazlo
    24. Drez
    25. frandelgearslip
    26. Ardor
    27. robothero
    28. jdarksun
    29. FunkyWaltDogg
    30. Malkor
    31. Precisionk
    32. V2-Gundam
    33. Senor Fish
    34. life3
    35. mtvcdm
    36. Infidel
    37. Eldercat
    38. Squashua
    39. Kilnaga
    40. VC Charlie
    41. B:L
    42. Talonrazor
    43. Munkus Beaver
    44. BitterOldMan
    45. Oboro
    46. visiblehowl
    47. Tunesmith
    48. Cj Iwakura
    49. Jothki
    50. tormentedsoul
    51. DarkPrimus
    52. Elendil
    53. Rygar
    54. Frosteey
    55. Typhus733
    56. Unearthly Stew
    57. Smarmy Lech
    58. Threelemmings
    59. Abraham F. Hawk
    60. Serpent
    61. Telcus
    62. Locus
    63. thorpe

    Everyone on the above list is hereby invited to http://chillinout7829.proboards67.com/. Let's get that Commie Mutant scum!

    Drez on
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    GoslingGosling Looking Up Soccer In Mongolia Right Now, Probably Watertown, WIRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    jdarksun wrote: »
    Man, mtvcdm. I thought we were pals.

    You know that this means war, right? :(
    But of course! (Watch as we both wind up dead tonight.)

    Drez, that's everyone but TehSpectre.

    Gosling on
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    EvilBadmanEvilBadman DO NOT TRUST THIS MAN Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Drez wrote: »
    EvilBadman wrote: »
    I think I mentioned this in the sign-up thread, but it bears repeating.

    Lol Plans.
    Lol Network.


    Everyone on the above list is hereby invited to http://chillinout7829.proboards67.com/. Let's get that Commie Mutant scum!

    I wholly support this, however, I fixed your link.

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    SquashuaSquashua __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2007
    mtvcdm wrote: »
    Drez, that's everyone but TehSpectre.

    Good spot! You're sharp like a tack.

    I think there's a message in there somewhere.

    Squashua on
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    FunkyWaltDoggFunkyWaltDogg Columbia, SCRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Dammit Drez!

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    DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited May 2007
    mtvcdm wrote: »
    Drez, that's everyone but TehSpectre.


    Who's obviously a mutant.

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Duckroll!

    Drez on
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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    jdarksun wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    Everyone on the above list is hereby invited to [IT'S A TRAP!]. Let's get that Commie Mutant scum!
    !retract mtvcdm
    !vote Drez
    You're just playing into the duck's mighty hands!

    Drez on
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