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[GAME OVER!] Phallanoia! [WE WIN!]

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  • GoslingGosling Looking Up Soccer In Mongolia Right Now, Probably Watertown, WIRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Shamus wrote: »
    Evilbadman sent me a link to determine my role. It was a personality quiz, highest percentage would determine my place.
    For 50 % you are: You are a fun-loving fairy. You are definitely a people person. Remember to have other priorities than your friends.
    ...and why the hell do I keep getting reminded of Ferngully? I had to watch that in elementary school and I want to forget it so badly, but people won't let me.

    STRIKE 1: Musical. Actually, that's about 8 strikes right there, but moving on...
    STRIKE 2: Not the slightest bit educational. Which is a strike because, you know, we watched it in school.
    STRIKE 3: Brendan Fraser.

    Gosling on
    I have a new soccer blog The Minnow Tank. Reading it psychically kicks Sepp Blatter in the bean bag.
  • OtakuD00DOtakuD00D Can I hit the exploding rocks? San DiegoRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Whoa whoa whoa whoa! Zappers flying all over the place in the first couple pages already! Oh! The humanity!
    479552222_df7e0dc0f2_o.gif

    And on that note. I !ZAP SHAMUS FOR GOOD MEASURE.
    At least now I know the game is on CENTRAL/MOUNTAIN time. Meaning two hours ahead of pacific, right?

    OtakuD00D on
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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    RYGAR wrote: »
    We should probably start by building a network of trusty troubleshooters.

    Working on it. MTV is the network mouthpiece. I'm RNGing for the rest.

    Drez on
  • ShamusShamus Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    mtvcdm wrote: »
    Shamus wrote: »
    Evilbadman sent me a link to determine my role. It was a personality quiz, highest percentage would determine my place.
    For 50 % you are: You are a fun-loving fairy. You are definitely a people person. Remember to have other priorities than your friends.
    ...and why the hell do I keep getting reminded of Ferngully? I had to watch that in elementary school and I want to forget it so badly, but people won't let me.

    STRIKE 1: Musical. Actually, that's about 8 strikes right there, but moving on...
    STRIKE 2: Not the slightest bit educational. Which is a strike because, you know, we watched it in school.
    STRIKE 3: Brendan Fraser.

    It's your overwhelming need to save the rain forest and be jolly among it's magical creatures?

    Shamus on
  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    RYGAR wrote: »
    We should probably start by building a network of trusty troubleshooters.

    Trustworthy troubleshooters, you mean?

    And therein lies the problem- how can one know who is trustworthy?

    DarkPrimus on
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    Gamertag: PrimusD | Rock Band DLC | GW:OttW - arrcd | WLD - Thortar
  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Sorry, Rygar, my Magic 8-Ball said "Definitely" when I asked it if you were a Communist.

    Drez on
  • telcustelcus Registered User
    edited May 2007
    RYGAR wrote: »
    We should probably start by building a network of trusty troubleshooters.

    I'm trustworthy! Anyone who says otherwise can eat zap baby!

    telcus on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • ShamusShamus Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    OtakuD00D wrote: »
    Whoa whoa whoa whoa! Zappers flying all over the place in the first couple pages already! Oh! The humanity!
    479552222_df7e0dc0f2_o.gif

    And on that note. I !ZAP SHAMUS FOR GOOD MEASURE.
    At least now I know the game is on CENTRAL/MOUNTAIN time. Meaning two hours ahead of pacific, right?

    IT WILL TAKE MORE THEN GOOD MEASURE TO TAKE ME DOWN, COMMUNIST/MUTANT!

    edit: I'm actually surprised it took an hour. But hell, you can't compete with Ardor and his tricks.

    Shamus on
  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    RYGAR wrote: »
    We should probably start by building a network of trusty troubleshooters.

    Trustworthy troubleshooters, you mean?

    And therein lies the problem- how can one know who is trustworthy?

    If Vampire the Masquerade Phalla teaches us anything, it's that you can throw just about anyone into the Network and still manage to win.

    Drez on
  • OtakuD00DOtakuD00D Can I hit the exploding rocks? San DiegoRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Shamus wrote: »
    OtakuD00D wrote: »
    Whoa whoa whoa whoa! Zappers flying all over the place in the first couple pages already! Oh! The humanity!
    479552222_df7e0dc0f2_o.gif

    And on that note. I !ZAP SHAMUS FOR GOOD MEASURE.
    At least now I know the game is on CENTRAL/MOUNTAIN time. Meaning two hours ahead of pacific, right?

    IT WILL TAKE MORE THEN GOOD MEASURE TO TAKE ME DOWN, COMMUNIST/MUTANT!
    ......SAYS THE COMMUNIST/MUTANT!

    OtakuD00D on
    makosig.jpg
  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    telcus wrote: »
    RYGAR wrote: »
    We should probably start by building a network of trusty troubleshooters.

    I'm trustworthy! Anyone who says otherwise can eat zap baby!

    No you aren't.

    Drez on
  • GoslingGosling Looking Up Soccer In Mongolia Right Now, Probably Watertown, WIRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Shamus wrote: »
    mtvcdm wrote: »
    Shamus wrote: »
    Evilbadman sent me a link to determine my role. It was a personality quiz, highest percentage would determine my place.
    For 50 % you are: You are a fun-loving fairy. You are definitely a people person. Remember to have other priorities than your friends.
    ...and why the hell do I keep getting reminded of Ferngully? I had to watch that in elementary school and I want to forget it so badly, but people won't let me.

    STRIKE 1: Musical. Actually, that's about 8 strikes right there, but moving on...
    STRIKE 2: Not the slightest bit educational. Which is a strike because, you know, we watched it in school.
    STRIKE 3: Brendan Fraser.

    It's your overwhelming need to save the rain forest and be jolly among it's magical creatures?
    Magical creatures do not flail their arms to Land Of A Thousand Dances.

    Gosling on
    I have a new soccer blog The Minnow Tank. Reading it psychically kicks Sepp Blatter in the bean bag.
  • telcustelcus Registered User
    edited May 2007
    Drez wrote: »
    telcus wrote: »
    RYGAR wrote: »
    We should probably start by building a network of trusty troubleshooters.

    I'm trustworthy! Anyone who says otherwise can eat zap baby!

    No you aren't.

    Oh it's on like donkey kong.

    !retract Smarmy Lech and !accuse Drez.

    If that don't work, Old Bessy here will be charged up tomorrow.

    telcus on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • ShamusShamus Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    OtakuD00D wrote: »
    Shamus wrote: »
    OtakuD00D wrote: »
    Whoa whoa whoa whoa! Zappers flying all over the place in the first couple pages already! Oh! The humanity!
    479552222_df7e0dc0f2_o.gif

    And on that note. I !ZAP SHAMUS FOR GOOD MEASURE.
    At least now I know the game is on CENTRAL/MOUNTAIN time. Meaning two hours ahead of pacific, right?

    IT WILL TAKE MORE THEN GOOD MEASURE TO TAKE ME DOWN, COMMUNIST/MUTANT!
    ......SAYS THE COMMUNIST/MUTANT!

    WHY DON'T YOU READ YOUR RED BOOK AND TRY TO BRING IN A CULTURAL REVOLUTION!?

    I will be the vanguard of security in the face of your dire threat!

    Shamus on
  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    telcus wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    telcus wrote: »
    RYGAR wrote: »
    We should probably start by building a network of trusty troubleshooters.

    I'm trustworthy! Anyone who says otherwise can eat zap baby!

    No you aren't.

    Oh it's on like donkey kong.

    !retract Smarmy Lech and !accuse Drez.

    If that don't work, Old Bessy here will be charged up tomorrow.

    I'll use my !veto now. My special role is President Princess of All the Lands.

    Drez on
  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited May 2007
    Thats okay, I have Lady Eri on AIM and I am having her comb the thread and give me ideas.

    Unknown User on
  • ShamusShamus Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    mtvcdm wrote: »
    Magical creatures do not flail their arms to Land Of A Thousand Dances.

    I sure do.

    Shamus on
  • delrolanddelroland Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    !zap Unearthly Stew

    He's the only zapper on page one to not be a zappee, and so must be working with someone on an evil commie plan!

    EAT LAZOR DEATH!!!

    delroland on
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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Shamus wrote: »
    mtvcdm wrote: »
    Magical creatures do not flail their arms to Land Of A Thousand Dances.

    I sure do.

    Vishnu flails a thousand arms each in a thousand dances of its own.

    Drez on
  • PsychoLarry1PsychoLarry1 Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I notice DarkPrimus has not yet zapped anyone, perhaps the communist is waiting for a special to be revealed and zapped?

    PsychoLarry1 on
  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2007
    !accuse Drez

    I need an RNG to figure out who to zap. Is there an online thinger that can do that for me?

    Munkus Beaver on
    Twitch Channel
    Steam: munkus_beaver
    Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but it dies in the process.
    http://www.ccfa.org/
  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I notice DarkPrimus has not yet zapped anyone, perhaps the communist is waiting for a special to be revealed and zapped?

    Correct. That's what he told me via PhallanoiAIM.

    Drez on
  • ShamusShamus Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Drez wrote: »
    Shamus wrote: »
    mtvcdm wrote: »
    Magical creatures do not flail their arms to Land Of A Thousand Dances.

    I sure do.

    Vishnu flails a thousand arms each in a thousand dances of its own.

    Obviously, mtv is a poor choice for the network.

    Shamus on
  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited May 2007
    !accuse Drez

    I need an RNG to figure out who to zap. Is there an online thinger that can do that for me?

    http://www.random.org/

    Unknown User on
  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    !accuse Drez

    I need an RNG to figure out who to zap. Is there an online thinger that can do that for me?

    Why do you hate me so? :(

    Drez on
  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Shamus wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    Shamus wrote: »
    mtvcdm wrote: »
    Magical creatures do not flail their arms to Land Of A Thousand Dances.

    I sure do.

    Vishnu flails a thousand arms each in a thousand dances of its own.

    Obviously, mtv is a poor choice for the network.

    But he's the mouthpiece!

    Drez on
  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2007
    RYGAR wrote: »
    !accuse Drez

    I need an RNG to figure out who to zap. Is there an online thinger that can do that for me?

    http://www.random.org/

    Thanks.

    !Zap number 43!

    Munkus Beaver on
    Twitch Channel
    Steam: munkus_beaver
    Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but it dies in the process.
    http://www.ccfa.org/
  • Unearthly StewUnearthly Stew Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    delroland wrote: »
    !zap Unearthly Stew

    He's the only zapper on page one to not be a zappee, and so must be working with someone on an evil commie plan!

    EAT LAZOR DEATH!!!

    Your av is red. A clear cut sign of communism. Plus I'm anti anti-network, so that must mean you're pro anti-network. !Retract BoM! delroland is clearly commie.

    Unearthly Stew on
  • OtakuD00DOtakuD00D Can I hit the exploding rocks? San DiegoRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Shamus wrote: »
    OtakuD00D wrote: »
    Shamus wrote: »
    OtakuD00D wrote: »
    Whoa whoa whoa whoa! Zappers flying all over the place in the first couple pages already! Oh! The humanity!
    479552222_df7e0dc0f2_o.gif

    And on that note. I !ZAP SHAMUS FOR GOOD MEASURE.
    At least now I know the game is on CENTRAL/MOUNTAIN time. Meaning two hours ahead of pacific, right?

    IT WILL TAKE MORE THEN GOOD MEASURE TO TAKE ME DOWN, COMMUNIST/MUTANT!
    ......SAYS THE COMMUNIST/MUTANT!

    WHY DON'T YOU READ YOUR RED BOOK AND TRY TO BRING IN A CULTURAL REVOLUTION!?

    I will be the vanguard of security in the face of your dire threat!

    And I'll be the crazy old man who's set in his ways and laughs down upon your crazy marxist ways! You pinko!

    OtakuD00D on
    makosig.jpg
  • ShamusShamus Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Drez wrote: »
    Shamus wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    Shamus wrote: »
    mtvcdm wrote: »
    Magical creatures do not flail their arms to Land Of A Thousand Dances.

    I sure do.

    Vishnu flails a thousand arms each in a thousand dances of its own.

    Obviously, mtv is a poor choice for the network.

    But he's the mouthpiece!

    We'll need to make a sacrifice. To Quetzalcoatl.

    Shamus on
  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2007
    Drez wrote: »
    !accuse Drez

    I need an RNG to figure out who to zap. Is there an online thinger that can do that for me?

    Why do you hate me so? :(

    I was going to zap you, but I figured using the RNG on the first day would be much more fun.

    Munkus Beaver on
    Twitch Channel
    Steam: munkus_beaver
    Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but it dies in the process.
    http://www.ccfa.org/
  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    RYGAR wrote: »
    !accuse Drez

    I need an RNG to figure out who to zap. Is there an online thinger that can do that for me?

    http://www.random.org/

    Thanks.

    !Zap number 43!

    Did you know that you were #43, or is that just an unfortunate and hilarious coincidence?

    Drez on
  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2007
    Drez wrote: »
    RYGAR wrote: »
    !accuse Drez

    I need an RNG to figure out who to zap. Is there an online thinger that can do that for me?

    http://www.random.org/

    Thanks.

    !Zap number 43!

    Did you know that you were #43, or is that just an unfortunate and hilarious coincidence?

    Wait, what?

    EDIT: This is an interesting turn of events.

    Munkus Beaver on
    Twitch Channel
    Steam: munkus_beaver
    Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but it dies in the process.
    http://www.ccfa.org/
  • ShamusShamus Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Drez wrote: »
    RYGAR wrote: »
    !accuse Drez

    I need an RNG to figure out who to zap. Is there an online thinger that can do that for me?

    http://www.random.org/

    Thanks.

    !Zap number 43!

    Did you know that you were #43, or is that just an unfortunate and hilarious coincidence?

    Wait, what?

    Oh shit.

    I'm dying from laughter.

    Shamus on
  • SmasherSmasher Starting to get dizzy Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    BAHAHAHA

    Smasher on
  • PsychoLarry1PsychoLarry1 Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Drez wrote: »
    RYGAR wrote: »
    !accuse Drez

    I need an RNG to figure out who to zap. Is there an online thinger that can do that for me?

    http://www.random.org/

    Thanks.

    !Zap number 43!

    Did you know that you were #43, or is that just an unfortunate and hilarious coincidence?

    Wait, what?

    EDIT: This is an interesting turn of events.
    ahhaaha!
    whoops!

    PsychoLarry1 on
  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    ROFL. Dammit Munkus, I love you.

    Drez on
  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    There's no need for everyone to use their Zapper immediately. Better to wait for a thinner list of suspects.

    DarkPrimus on
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    Gamertag: PrimusD | Rock Band DLC | GW:OttW - arrcd | WLD - Thortar
  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2007
    I can't stop laughing.

    That's fucking hilarious.

    Munkus Beaver on
    Twitch Channel
    Steam: munkus_beaver
    Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but it dies in the process.
    http://www.ccfa.org/
  • OtakuD00DOtakuD00D Can I hit the exploding rocks? San DiegoRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Shamus wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    RYGAR wrote: »
    !accuse Drez

    I need an RNG to figure out who to zap. Is there an online thinger that can do that for me?

    http://www.random.org/

    Thanks.

    !Zap number 43!

    Did you know that you were #43, or is that just an unfortunate and hilarious coincidence?

    Wait, what?

    Oh shit.

    I'm dying from laughter.

    HAHAHA! Suicide by RNG. I love it.

    OtakuD00D on
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