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[GAME OVER!] Phallanoia! [WE WIN!]

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  • ShamusShamus Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I can't stop laughing.

    That's fucking hilarious.

    You have made this phalla golden.

    Edit: Someone !zap Otaku. I hate him.

    Shamus on
  • OtakuD00DOtakuD00D Can I hit the exploding rocks? San DiegoRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    There's no need for everyone to use their Zapper immediately. Better to wait for a thinner list of suspects.

    But.. but.. It's THERE! For our USE! Once a day! Why NOT to use it!?

    OtakuD00D on
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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    There's no need for everyone to use their Zapper immediately. Better to wait for a thinner list of suspects.



    Listen to this man! He's the only one trying to bring order and logic into this chaos!

    Listen to him! Listen...

    ...and then kill his communist butt!

    Drez on
  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    OtakuD00D wrote: »
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    There's no need for everyone to use their Zapper immediately. Better to wait for a thinner list of suspects.

    But.. but.. It's THERE! For our USE! Once a day! Why NOT to use it!?

    I've got a whole bunch of hours before the first daycycle is up. I could still use it.

    DarkPrimus on
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  • ShamusShamus Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    OtakuD00D wrote: »
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    There's no need for everyone to use their Zapper immediately. Better to wait for a thinner list of suspects.

    But.. but.. It's THERE! For our USE! Once a day! Why NOT to use it!?

    I've got a whole bunch of hours before the first daycycle is up. I could still use it.

    Kill Otaku. Verily so.

    Shamus on
  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2007
    I would have never suspected that in firing blindly into the crowd that I could somehow hit myself.

    Munkus Beaver on
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  • OtakuD00DOtakuD00D Can I hit the exploding rocks? San DiegoRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    OtakuD00D wrote: »
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    There's no need for everyone to use their Zapper immediately. Better to wait for a thinner list of suspects.

    But.. but.. It's THERE! For our USE! Once a day! Why NOT to use it!?

    I've got a whole bunch of hours before the first daycycle is up. I could still use it.

    But... it's only the first datacycle! There's a whole billion reasons why you should use it right away! One of them being that it's the first datacycle, and therefore the funnest datacycle of them all.

    Use it on Shamus. Shoving is the answer. He's a commie pusher bastard.

    OtakuD00D on
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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    It happens. That's gold though.

    Drez on
  • SmasherSmasher Starting to get dizzy Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I guess we can kill ourselves with the zapper :lol:

    Smasher on
  • Unearthly StewUnearthly Stew Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Oh god Munkus, that's great. <3 you forever for that.

    Use your zaps now, lest a shadow of suspicion be cast upon you!

    Unearthly Stew on
  • ShamusShamus Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    OtakuD00D wrote: »
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    OtakuD00D wrote: »
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    There's no need for everyone to use their Zapper immediately. Better to wait for a thinner list of suspects.

    But.. but.. It's THERE! For our USE! Once a day! Why NOT to use it!?

    I've got a whole bunch of hours before the first daycycle is up. I could still use it.

    But... it's only the first datacycle! There's a whole billion reasons why you should use it right away! One of them being that it's the first datacycle, and therefore the funnest datacycle of them all.

    Use it on Shamus. Shoving is the answer. He's a commie pusher bastard.

    Lies continue to flow from your decrepit mutant-communist lips like shit from a hobo's ass.

    Full of corn.

    And he never ate corn!

    Shamus on
  • delrolanddelroland Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Only pinko commies take the easy way out!

    I !accuse Munkus Beaver!

    delroland on
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  • HylianbunnyHylianbunny Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I !zap myself.

    ...

    Wait, I don't have a zapper.

    Have fun with the carnage, I missed out on signups this round. :P

    Hylianbunny on
  • telcustelcus Registered User
    edited May 2007
    I have this image of Munkus rocking silently in the corner, he cannot deal with the series of events that have led him to be trapped with these communists.

    Seeing his salvation in his hand, he puts the barrel of his zapper in his mouth and gently squeezes the trigger.

    telcus on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • PsychoLarry1PsychoLarry1 Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    So when you suggest suicide to yourself does the Host double remove you from the game, thereby keeping you in the game?

    PsychoLarry1 on
  • ShamusShamus Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    So when you suggest suicide to yourself does the Host double remove you from the game, thereby keeping you in the game?

    A paradox..intriguing.

    Perhaps space and time play a part?

    Shamus on
  • OtakuD00DOtakuD00D Can I hit the exploding rocks? San DiegoRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Shamus wrote: »
    OtakuD00D wrote: »
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    OtakuD00D wrote: »
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    There's no need for everyone to use their Zapper immediately. Better to wait for a thinner list of suspects.

    But.. but.. It's THERE! For our USE! Once a day! Why NOT to use it!?

    I've got a whole bunch of hours before the first daycycle is up. I could still use it.

    But... it's only the first datacycle! There's a whole billion reasons why you should use it right away! One of them being that it's the first datacycle, and therefore the funnest datacycle of them all.

    Use it on Shamus. Shoving is the answer. He's a commie pusher bastard.

    Lies continue to flow from your decrepit mutant-communist lips like shit from a hobo's ass.

    Full of corn.

    And he never ate corn!

    Look at you! You're wearing red! Therefore you're a communist! Wait... So am I. So is Drez. EVERYONE'S WEARING RED.

    OtakuD00D on
    makosig.jpg
  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Shamus wrote: »
    So when you suggest suicide to yourself does the Host double remove you from the game, thereby keeping you in the game?

    A paradox..intriguing.

    Perhaps space and time play a part?

    I bet there are continuums as well. Gotta have continuums!

    Drez on
  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2007
    There's a webcomic about two soldiers trying to get out of this huge, desolate city.

    They are watching a few members of the opposite army talking about something. The two think the other army has found a way out!

    Sure enough, one of the guys waves to his buddies and says "Hey guys! I finally found a way out!"

    He then puts the gun into his mouth and pulls the trigger.

    Munkus Beaver on
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  • Unearthly StewUnearthly Stew Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    The greatest part is, he still might not die.

    Unearthly Stew on
  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited May 2007
    Damnit, I'm a special this game and I am going to be useful even if its only going to be a two day game. I better end up as King Louis in the French Phalla.

    I am a member of the Ultraviolet Circle (of three) and each day we get to decide on one person to 'clear' (doublecheck security clearance.) This allows us to find communists, but not mutants apparently. We have also been made aware of an enforcer somewhere. I would like the enforcer to please protect me tonight, and that way force the communists to zap me if they want to kill me. Then we simply kill the people that zap me, if they have the guts, if not, we can begin the two days of actual seering we will get done. I have to figure out who is not liable to die, before beginning seering, but I will take suggestions.

    Unknown User on
  • delrolanddelroland Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    telcus wrote: »
    I have this image of Munkus rocking silently in the corner, he cannot deal with the series of events that have led him to be trapped with these communists.

    Seeing his salvation in his hand, he puts the barrel of his zapper in his mouth and gently squeezes the trigger.

    You know, he might miss.

    delroland on
    EVE: Online - the most fun you will ever have not playing a game.
    "Go up, thou bald head." -2 Kings 2:23
  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    OtakuD00D wrote: »
    Shamus wrote: »
    OtakuD00D wrote: »
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    OtakuD00D wrote: »
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    There's no need for everyone to use their Zapper immediately. Better to wait for a thinner list of suspects.

    But.. but.. It's THERE! For our USE! Once a day! Why NOT to use it!?

    I've got a whole bunch of hours before the first daycycle is up. I could still use it.

    But... it's only the first datacycle! There's a whole billion reasons why you should use it right away! One of them being that it's the first datacycle, and therefore the funnest datacycle of them all.

    Use it on Shamus. Shoving is the answer. He's a commie pusher bastard.

    Lies continue to flow from your decrepit mutant-communist lips like shit from a hobo's ass.

    Full of corn.

    And he never ate corn!

    Look at you! You're wearing red! Therefore you're a communist! Wait... So am I. So is Drez. EVERYONE'S WEARING RED.

    I will be when you are are a human smear on my lobster bib.

    Drez on
  • telcustelcus Registered User
    edited May 2007
    delroland wrote: »
    telcus wrote: »
    I have this image of Munkus rocking silently in the corner, he cannot deal with the series of events that have led him to be trapped with these communists.

    Seeing his salvation in his hand, he puts the barrel of his zapper in his mouth and gently squeezes the trigger.

    You know, he might miss.

    That would win the thread.

    telcus on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • telcustelcus Registered User
    edited May 2007
    RYGAR wrote: »
    Damnit, I'm a special this game and I am going to be useful even if its only going to be a two day game. I better end up as King Louis in the French Phalla.

    I am a member of the Ultraviolet Circle (of three) and each day we get to decide on one person to 'clear' (doublecheck security clearance.) This allows us to find communists, but not mutants apparently. We have also been made aware of an enforcer somewhere. I would like the enforcer to please protect me tonight, and that way force the communists to zap me if they want to kill me. Then we simply kill the people that zap me, if they have the guts, if not, we can begin the two days of actual seering we will get done. I have to figure out who is not liable to die, before beginning seering, but I will take suggestions.

    Sounds like commie/mutant talk to me.

    telcus on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    RYGAR wrote: »
    Damnit, I'm a special this game and I am going to be useful even if its only going to be a two day game. I better end up as King Louis in the French Phalla.

    I am a member of the Ultraviolet Circle (of three) and each day we get to decide on one person to 'clear' (doublecheck security clearance.) This allows us to find communists, but not mutants apparently. We have also been made aware of an enforcer somewhere. I would like the enforcer to please protect me tonight, and that way force the communists to zap me if they want to kill me. Then we simply kill the people that zap me, if they have the guts, if not, we can begin the two days of actual seering we will get done. I have to figure out who is not liable to die, before beginning seering, but I will take suggestions.

    I'm not the Enforcer, and I've already been zapped by four or five people, and there's a bandwagon on me, and I'm pretty fucking crazy, but if there's any way I can help, please let me know.

    Drez on
  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2007
    telcus wrote: »
    delroland wrote: »
    telcus wrote: »
    I have this image of Munkus rocking silently in the corner, he cannot deal with the series of events that have led him to be trapped with these communists.

    Seeing his salvation in his hand, he puts the barrel of his zapper in his mouth and gently squeezes the trigger.

    You know, he might miss.

    That would win the thread.

    That would be akin to playing russian roulette, getting the right chamber, and having it be a dud.

    Munkus Beaver on
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    Steam: munkus_beaver
    Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but it dies in the process.
    http://www.ccfa.org/
  • OtakuD00DOtakuD00D Can I hit the exploding rocks? San DiegoRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Guys. I got it. I know what Trouble Shooter means. Why do you think we were given zappers?

    It's to shoot trouble with.

    OtakuD00D on
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  • telcustelcus Registered User
    edited May 2007
    Drez wrote: »
    RYGAR wrote: »
    Damnit, I'm a special this game and I am going to be useful even if its only going to be a two day game. I better end up as King Louis in the French Phalla.

    I am a member of the Ultraviolet Circle (of three) and each day we get to decide on one person to 'clear' (doublecheck security clearance.) This allows us to find communists, but not mutants apparently. We have also been made aware of an enforcer somewhere. I would like the enforcer to please protect me tonight, and that way force the communists to zap me if they want to kill me. Then we simply kill the people that zap me, if they have the guts, if not, we can begin the two days of actual seering we will get done. I have to figure out who is not liable to die, before beginning seering, but I will take suggestions.

    I'm not the Enforcer, and I've already been zapped by four or five people, and there's a bandwagon on me, and I'm pretty fucking crazy, but if there's any way I can help, please let me know.

    Can I have your Ritalin when you die?

    telcus on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited May 2007
    I bet the enforcer is probably already been zapped. If its Ardor, I am gonna laugh so hard.

    Unknown User on
  • SmasherSmasher Starting to get dizzy Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    telcus wrote: »
    delroland wrote: »
    telcus wrote: »
    I have this image of Munkus rocking silently in the corner, he cannot deal with the series of events that have led him to be trapped with these communists.

    Seeing his salvation in his hand, he puts the barrel of his zapper in his mouth and gently squeezes the trigger.

    You know, he might miss.

    That would win the thread.

    I think It'd be funnier if he didn't.

    Smasher on
  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    telcus wrote: »
    delroland wrote: »
    telcus wrote: »
    I have this image of Munkus rocking silently in the corner, he cannot deal with the series of events that have led him to be trapped with these communists.

    Seeing his salvation in his hand, he puts the barrel of his zapper in his mouth and gently squeezes the trigger.

    You know, he might miss.

    That would win the thread.

    That would be akin to playing russian roulette, getting the right chamber, and having it be a dud.

    Besides, Munkus already won the thread. He can't re-win it. It's like winning an Emmy and then saying "hey, yer gonna win that Emmy again" which you might, but really you have to wait for next year.

    Plus, I don't watch the Emmy's.

    Drez on
  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    There's a webcomic about two soldiers trying to get out of this huge, desolate city.

    They are watching a few members of the opposite army talking about something. The two think the other army has found a way out!

    Sure enough, one of the guys waves to his buddies and says "Hey guys! I finally found a way out!"

    He then puts the gun into his mouth and pulls the trigger.
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    DarkPrimus on
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  • Unearthly StewUnearthly Stew Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    OtakuD00D wrote: »
    Guys. I got it. I know what Trouble Shooter means. Why do you think we were given zappers?

    It's to shoot trouble with.

    The trouble, in this case, being communists! It's a conspiracy!

    Unearthly Stew on
  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    telcus wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    RYGAR wrote: »
    Damnit, I'm a special this game and I am going to be useful even if its only going to be a two day game. I better end up as King Louis in the French Phalla.

    I am a member of the Ultraviolet Circle (of three) and each day we get to decide on one person to 'clear' (doublecheck security clearance.) This allows us to find communists, but not mutants apparently. We have also been made aware of an enforcer somewhere. I would like the enforcer to please protect me tonight, and that way force the communists to zap me if they want to kill me. Then we simply kill the people that zap me, if they have the guts, if not, we can begin the two days of actual seering we will get done. I have to figure out who is not liable to die, before beginning seering, but I will take suggestions.

    I'm not the Enforcer, and I've already been zapped by four or five people, and there's a bandwagon on me, and I'm pretty fucking crazy, but if there's any way I can help, please let me know.

    Can I have your Ritalin when you die?

    Nope. I'm going to be buried in a mound of Ritalin, chewing my way through Styx-Eternal.

    Drez on
  • ShamusShamus Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Rygar, lead on.

    I'm sure we'll !zap any villains in the coming day's chaos.

    Edit: It'd be hysterical if someone !zapped Rygar. It would go with the theme of the game.

    Shamus on
  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2007
    Thank you, Primus. That's the one.

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  • OtakuD00DOtakuD00D Can I hit the exploding rocks? San DiegoRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    OtakuD00D wrote: »
    Guys. I got it. I know what Trouble Shooter means. Why do you think we were given zappers?

    It's to shoot trouble with.

    The trouble, in this case, being communists! It's a conspiracy!

    It's madness!

    OtakuD00D on
    makosig.jpg
  • telcustelcus Registered User
    edited May 2007
    We should all shoot ourselves, whoever doesn't is obviously a commie/mutant. Its fool proof!

    telcus on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Unearthly StewUnearthly Stew Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    OtakuD00D wrote: »
    OtakuD00D wrote: »
    Guys. I got it. I know what Trouble Shooter means. Why do you think we were given zappers?

    It's to shoot trouble with.

    The trouble, in this case, being communists! It's a conspiracy!

    It's madness!

    Secret messages in Bold print?!

    Unearthly Stew on
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