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[GAME OVER!] Phallanoia! [WE WIN!]

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  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited May 2007
    Shamus wrote: »
    Rygar, lead on.

    I'm sure we'll !zap any villains in the coming day's chaos.

    Edit: It'd be hysterical if someone !zapped Rygar. It would go with the theme of the game.

    Well there are two more people in the council who can seer if I die, so no big loss. Someone else will have to deal with the mutants, since we cant find them.

    Unknown User on
  • OtakuD00DOtakuD00D Can I hit the exploding rocks? San DiegoRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    OtakuD00D wrote: »
    OtakuD00D wrote: »
    Guys. I got it. I know what Trouble Shooter means. Why do you think we were given zappers?

    It's to shoot trouble with.

    The trouble, in this case, being communists! It's a conspiracy!

    It's madness!

    Secret messages in Bold print?!

    Dammit. Way to kill a 300 joke.

    OtakuD00D on
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  • telcustelcus Registered User
    edited May 2007
    kumquat.

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  • ShamusShamus Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    OtakuD00D wrote: »
    OtakuD00D wrote: »
    OtakuD00D wrote: »
    Guys. I got it. I know what Trouble Shooter means. Why do you think we were given zappers?

    It's to shoot trouble with.

    The trouble, in this case, being communists! It's a conspiracy!

    It's madness!

    Secret messages in Bold print?!

    Dammit. Way to kill a 300 joke.

    I had "SPARTA" typed out.

    But then I figured the joke might be old at this point.

    Shamus on
  • Unearthly StewUnearthly Stew Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    OtakuD00D wrote: »
    OtakuD00D wrote: »
    OtakuD00D wrote: »
    Guys. I got it. I know what Trouble Shooter means. Why do you think we were given zappers?

    It's to shoot trouble with.

    The trouble, in this case, being communists! It's a conspiracy!

    It's madness!

    Secret messages in Bold print?!

    Dammit. Way to kill a 300 joke.

    See, I thought they were all used a couple phallas ago. :(

    Unearthly Stew on
  • OtakuD00DOtakuD00D Can I hit the exploding rocks? San DiegoRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Shamus wrote: »
    OtakuD00D wrote: »
    OtakuD00D wrote: »
    OtakuD00D wrote: »
    Guys. I got it. I know what Trouble Shooter means. Why do you think we were given zappers?

    It's to shoot trouble with.

    The trouble, in this case, being communists! It's a conspiracy!

    It's madness!

    Secret messages in Bold print?!

    Dammit. Way to kill a 300 joke.

    I had "SPARTA" typed out.

    But then I figured the joke might be old at this point.

    IT NEVER GETS OLD

    OtakuD00D on
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  • ShamusShamus Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    OtakuD00D wrote: »
    Shamus wrote: »
    OtakuD00D wrote: »
    OtakuD00D wrote: »
    OtakuD00D wrote: »
    Guys. I got it. I know what Trouble Shooter means. Why do you think we were given zappers?

    It's to shoot trouble with.

    The trouble, in this case, being communists! It's a conspiracy!

    It's madness!

    Secret messages in Bold print?!

    Dammit. Way to kill a 300 joke.

    I had "SPARTA" typed out.

    But then I figured the joke might be old at this point.

    IT NEVER GETS OLD

    YOU'RE RIGHT!

    THIS IS SPARTA!

    Shamus on
  • TehSpectreTehSpectre @PixelateJake on TwitterRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Shamus wrote: »
    OtakuD00D wrote: »
    Shamus wrote: »
    OtakuD00D wrote: »
    OtakuD00D wrote: »
    OtakuD00D wrote: »
    Guys. I got it. I know what Trouble Shooter means. Why do you think we were given zappers?

    It's to shoot trouble with.

    The trouble, in this case, being communists! It's a conspiracy!

    It's madness!

    Secret messages in Bold print?!

    Dammit. Way to kill a 300 joke.

    I had "SPARTA" typed out.

    But then I figured the joke might be old at this point.

    IT NEVER GETS OLD

    YOU'RE RIGHT!

    THIS IS SPARTA!
    I hope you die tonight. So hard.

    TehSpectre on
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  • ShamusShamus Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I hope I survive.

    Just to spite you, TehSpectre.

    Shamus on
  • Unearthly StewUnearthly Stew Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I hope you survive, Shamus.

    That way Tehspectre can zap you tomorrow.

    Unearthly Stew on
  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Thank you, Primus. That's the one.

    You're welcome Munkus. Hope the head ventilation goes well. Or not. Whichever you prefer.

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  • GnastyGnasty Registered User
    edited May 2007
    If I hadn't already zapped someone I'd be tempted to zap Rygar. I mean, I'm a troubleshooter, but I'm having a very hard time taking this game seriously and it's just like he painted a giant target on himself that is telling me to shoot at it.

    Good thing I'm already zapping Plutonium.

    Gnasty on
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  • ShamusShamus Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Have no fear
    Unearthly Stew.
    If I survive
    I will surely consider you.

    Shamus on
  • Unearthly StewUnearthly Stew Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Shamus wrote: »
    Have no fear
    Unearthly Stew.
    If I survive
    I will surely consider you.

    Are you sure you're anti-anti-network?

    Unearthly Stew on
  • DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Sweet Jesus you guys zap like crazy.

    DevoutlyApathetic on
  • ShamusShamus Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Sweet Jesus you guys zap like crazy.

    Domino effect.

    Unearthly Stew: I guess we'll have to wait and see.

    Shamus on
  • PsychoLarry1PsychoLarry1 Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Sweet Jesus you guys zap like crazy.
    I don't think we're even 50% of the way into the group yet though

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  • ShamusShamus Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I give anyone credit if they try to keep track of all this.

    I'm off to retire and dream of sugar plumbs.

    I will return tomorrow with a vengeance.

    Shamus on
  • Unearthly StewUnearthly Stew Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I feel bad for Mr. Blarney...

    Edit: beat'd.

    Maybe we should zap them out of their misery?

    Unearthly Stew on
  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Gnasty wrote: »
    If I hadn't already zapped someone I'd be tempted to zap Rygar. I mean, I'm a troubleshooter, but I'm having a very hard time taking this game seriously and it's just like he painted a giant target on himself that is telling me to shoot at it.

    Good thing I'm already zapping Plutonium.

    Those were my thoughts as well.

    Unfortunately, I prematurely ezapulated.

    Drez on
  • DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    It's more a post count comment really. Though I'm finding the whole thing excellent to watch. I'm just dreading the vote tallying I'm going to do in a bit. At least things should be easier tomorrow.

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  • OtakuD00DOtakuD00D Can I hit the exploding rocks? San DiegoRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Shamus wrote: »
    I give anyone credit if they try to keep track of all this.

    I'm off to retire and dream of sugar plumbs.

    I will return tomorrow with a vengeance.

    Ditto.

    OtakuD00D on
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  • DogDog Registered User, Administrator, Vanilla Staff admin
    edited May 2007
    It's more a post count comment really. Though I'm finding the whole thing excellent to watch. I'm just dreading the vote tallying I'm going to do in a bit. At least things should be easier tomorrow.

    Alright! Its Day 2, who do all five of you vote for?

    Unknown User on
  • Unearthly StewUnearthly Stew Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Drez wrote: »
    Gnasty wrote: »
    If I hadn't already zapped someone I'd be tempted to zap Rygar. I mean, I'm a troubleshooter, but I'm having a very hard time taking this game seriously and it's just like he painted a giant target on himself that is telling me to shoot at it.

    Good thing I'm already zapping Plutonium.

    Those were my thoughts as well.

    Unfortunately, I prematurely ezapulated.

    I hope you used protection.

    On a completely unrelated note, cover me while I catch some zzz's before the communists wake up.

    Unearthly Stew on
  • MrBlarneyMrBlarney Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I feel bad for Mr. Blarney...

    What is this coming out of the bottom of the spreadsheet? Is it... blood?!

    Spreadsheet

    Look at how well documented things are! Still trying to figure out a good way to graph shooting chains. Thinking about a separate image.

    MrBlarney on
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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    That's bullshit. The bandwagon against me is bullshit. Death is bullshit! Death to DEATH!

    Drez on
  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I love you all.

    Drez on
  • TehSpectreTehSpectre @PixelateJake on TwitterRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Drez wrote: »
    I love you all.
    dieplzkthx

    TehSpectre on
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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    TehSpectre wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    I love you all.
    dieplzkthx

    I'm going to laugh when you die tonight and I manage to live through Day Three.

    Oh wait, that already happened.

    /taunt

    Drez on
  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2007
    So if you die tonight and he lives through day four, what then?

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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    So if you die tonight and he lives through day four, what then?

    Not much, really, but that scenario doesn't fit into my taunting. Sorry.

    Drez on
  • PsychoLarry1PsychoLarry1 Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Who wants to take bets on who gets zapped next? I call precisionk!

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  • wenchkillawenchkilla Registered User
    edited May 2007
    You were cool in Voyage to phalla, but damnit, your bullshit is bullshit.

    !accuse Drez of being a dirty commie

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    wenchkilla wrote: »
    You were cool in Voyage to phalla, but damnit, your bullshit is bullshit.

    !accuse Drez of being a dirty commie

    Save your accusations for someone who is going to otherwise live past the first day. Drez has so many zaps targeted at him, if he survives it all he will have to be crowned King of the RNG. (With Munkus only being Queen.)

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  • wenchkillawenchkilla Registered User
    edited May 2007
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    wenchkilla wrote: »
    You were cool in Voyage to phalla, but damnit, your bullshit is bullshit.

    !accuse Drez of being a dirty commie

    Save your accusations for someone who is going to otherwise live past the first day. Drez has so many zaps targeted at him, if he survives it all he will have to be crowned King of the RNG. (With Munkus only being Queen.)

    There is no evidence to base anything on at this point though, and I doubt anything will come out until Day 2. Voting for this bandwagon doesn't really hurt anyone, it's not suspicious, and it keeps me at my low profile from which I can observe without seeming like I'm trying to be silent, same with why I'm posting this in the first place.

    Of course I'm a noob, so I may be wrong :P

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  • PsychoLarry1PsychoLarry1 Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    wenchkilla wrote: »
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    wenchkilla wrote: »
    You were cool in Voyage to phalla, but damnit, your bullshit is bullshit.

    !accuse Drez of being a dirty commie/B][/CLOR]

    Save your accusations for someone who is going to otherwise live past the first day. Drez has so many zaps targeted at him, if he survives it all he will have to be crowned King of the RNG. (With Munkus only being Queen.)

    There is no evidence to base anything on at this point though, and I doubt anything will come out until Day 2. Voting for this bandwagon doesn't really hurt anyone, it's not suspicious, and it keeps me at my low profile from which I can observe without seeming like I'm trying to be silent, same with why I'm posting this in the first place.

    Of course I'm a noob, so I may be wrong :P
    well for future reference, you probably don't want to be telling everyone you're trying to keep a low profile. It defeats the purpose of keeping a low profile and everyone starts to wonder why you're trying to hide.
    Also, everything everyone does is suspicious, even voting on the bandwagon. This is doubly true here in phallanoia.

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Just expect that every action you take may be seen as something suspicious.

    Defending your actions before someone actually calls you on them is an excellent way to get yourself a first class ticket to the graveyard.

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  • telcustelcus Registered User
    edited May 2007
    keeping a low profile, that's a zappin'

    going off your nut, that's a zappin'

    zappin' yourself, oh you'd better believe that's a zappin'

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  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    telcus wrote: »
    zappin' yourself, oh you'd better believe that's a zappin'

    Well, that's kind of a given.

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  • SnacksOnAPlaneSnacksOnAPlane Registered User
    edited May 2007
    Holy crap, lots of posts.

    This seems as good a Phalla as any to take out personal grudges, plus I'll likely be making an ally or two, so I will !allow Squashua to get that tingly feeling all over and !pull a McCarthy's suitcase out for Shamus.

    Because really, they just deserve it.

    edit: bold

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