Oh, so tofu's the new vote leader? Okay then: I !retract my vote from Rygar and instead !vote for tofu. I must say, our guardian has been doing a good job lately. How will he fare tonight?
Alright Friend Troubleshooters, Dirty Communists and Strangely glowing Mutants.
It is time to reveal myself.
I am one of the remaining members of Internal Security. If you want to destroy the network, you will have to go through me and my associate first.
If you vote against me, you are an enemy to Friend Computer.
If you zap me, you are an enemy to Friend Computer.
Until myself and the other guardian are sent off to the other world, our most valuable assets will remain protected.
And before I go to bed, I don't want to forget to mention that if you zap me, I will return fire with 100% effectiveness, regardless if you hit me or not. Is your life worth the risk? I don't think so. Repent your ways to Friend Computer and you may once again have a chance to live out your life in Alpha Complex.
Alright Friend Troubleshooters, Dirty Communists and Strangely glowing Mutants.
It is time to reveal myself.
I am one of the remaining guardians. If you want to destroy the network, you will have to go through me and my associate first.
If you vote against me, you are an enemy to Friend Computer.
If you zap me, you are an enemy to Friend Computer.
Until myself and the other guardian are sent off to the other world, our most valuable assets will remain protected.
And before I go to bed, I don't want to forget to mention that if you zap me, I will return fire with 100% effectiveness, regardless if you hit me or not. Is your life worth the risk? I don't think so. Repent your ways to Friend Computer and you may once again have a chance to live out your life in Alpha Complex.
Alright Friend Troubleshooters, Dirty Communists and Strangely glowing Mutants.
It is time to reveal myself.
I am one of the remaining guardians. If you want to destroy the network, you will have to go through me and my associate first.
If you vote against me, you are an enemy to Friend Computer.
If you zap me, you are an enemy to Friend Computer.
Until myself and the other guardian are sent off to the other world, our most valuable assets will remain protected.
And before I go to bed, I don't want to forget to mention that if you zap me, I will return fire with 100% effectiveness, regardless if you hit me or not. Is your life worth the risk? I don't think so. Repent your ways to Friend Computer and you may once again have a chance to live out your life in Alpha Complex.
Why would you say that if I could zap you?
For all we know the whole "hey don't zap me ill bite back thing" could just be a ploy to make sure nobody even tries zapping to test?
Kilnaga on
"The psychedelic mind is a higher dimensional mind, it is not fit for three dimensional space time."
- Terence McKenna
Дорогая коммунистическая шлачка: Как будете вы gentlemen? Все ваши жизни принадлежат к мне. Вы не имеете никакой шанс выдержать. Сделайте ваше время.
P.S.Take с каждого zig.
Дорогая коммунистическая шлачка: Как будете вы gentlemen? Все ваши жизни принадлежат к мне. Вы не имеете никакой шанс выдержать. Сделайте ваше время.
P.S. Взятие с каждого zig.
Considering what you guys did to tofu... dare I even ask what your outlook is on me?
RNG
(imagine Gary Gygax in Futurama)
Greetings! its a (rolls dice) pleasure to meet you!
Unknown User on
0
Options
EvilBadmanDO NOT TRUST THIS MANRegistered Userregular
edited May 2007
FIVESDAY: EMISSIONS IMPROBABLE
Quickly ushered out of RD4 by a very grateful Blue Scientist, the team wanders the hallways of Alpha Complex rather aimlessly. It slowly occurred to one of them, in the midst of all this vigilante justice that they never really got that mission briefing as advertised so many mornings ago. Without a second thought, it was shrugged off for something far more entertaining, namely field testing the new weaponry.
The amount of firepower wielded more than made up for the lack of targets. In quick succession, Serpent, V2-Gundam, UnearthlyStew, and Kilnaga met their makers. Not literally of course, they would never have a formal meet and greet with the lab suit clad workers of the cloning vats. Or any other maker they believed in for that matter. No, all they met was the brutal realization that survival was a hot commodity in Alpha Complex.
Likewise went for SenorFish, whose last moments were spent daydreaming before his body sucked into itself leaving a pile of closed and an improbably folded up mound of flesh. Threelemmings and MrBlarney took notice of the unnatural event, perhaps for too intently, giving ample opportunity for the communists to work their magic. No one noticed who stuff their pockets full of communist manifesto, but the all noticed the neat paper trail following the duo.
It only took Tofu one glance at the writing before regretting picking the paper up in the first place. All three were carted off to be reminded of the love The Computer wishes to share with them. Malkor on the other hand, was just left in the middle of the infrared market with plastic credits forcibly attached to his naked body.
Posts
*Clickclickclick* God damn it.
CAN YOU DIG IT
!Tofu... sorry man.
Я иду убить вас все.
Learned that when I had to infiltrate a terrorist commie cell.
It is time to reveal myself.
I am one of the remaining members of Internal Security. If you want to destroy the network, you will have to go through me and my associate first.
If you vote against me, you are an enemy to Friend Computer.
If you zap me, you are an enemy to Friend Computer.
Until myself and the other guardian are sent off to the other world, our most valuable assets will remain protected.
And before I go to bed, I don't want to forget to mention that if you zap me, I will return fire with 100% effectiveness, regardless if you hit me or not. Is your life worth the risk? I don't think so. Repent your ways to Friend Computer and you may once again have a chance to live out your life in Alpha Complex.
Why would you say that if I could zap you?
Edit: to robo: Friend computer does not have stand ins for it's communication. I disagree with that post.
For all we know the whole "hey don't zap me ill bite back thing" could just be a ploy to make sure nobody even tries zapping to test?
- Terence McKenna
This is fun.
Also the pill told me Cantide was a bogus dude (the exact words).
P.S.Take с каждого zig.
Friend Computer, we are always here for your amusement.
Edit: lied to by the network?
I agree. I guess at this point its just faith in the network to be helping us.
- Terence McKenna
Hey man, I made it in time. That's no excuse.
What have I said that was any different than earlier?
I lol'd.
Well you are hella suspicious.
RNG
(imagine Gary Gygax in Futurama)
Greetings! its a (rolls dice) pleasure to meet you!
Quickly ushered out of RD4 by a very grateful Blue Scientist, the team wanders the hallways of Alpha Complex rather aimlessly. It slowly occurred to one of them, in the midst of all this vigilante justice that they never really got that mission briefing as advertised so many mornings ago. Without a second thought, it was shrugged off for something far more entertaining, namely field testing the new weaponry.
The amount of firepower wielded more than made up for the lack of targets. In quick succession, Serpent, V2-Gundam, UnearthlyStew, and Kilnaga met their makers. Not literally of course, they would never have a formal meet and greet with the lab suit clad workers of the cloning vats. Or any other maker they believed in for that matter. No, all they met was the brutal realization that survival was a hot commodity in Alpha Complex.
Likewise went for SenorFish, whose last moments were spent daydreaming before his body sucked into itself leaving a pile of closed and an improbably folded up mound of flesh. Threelemmings and MrBlarney took notice of the unnatural event, perhaps for too intently, giving ample opportunity for the communists to work their magic. No one noticed who stuff their pockets full of communist manifesto, but the all noticed the neat paper trail following the duo.
It only took Tofu one glance at the writing before regretting picking the paper up in the first place. All three were carted off to be reminded of the love The Computer wishes to share with them. Malkor on the other hand, was just left in the middle of the infrared market with plastic credits forcibly attached to his naked body.
Oh those Vultures and their practical jokes.
Serpent
V2-Gundam
UnearthlyStew
Kilnaga
SenorFish
Threelemmings
MrBlarney
Tofu
Malkor