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  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    Okay I'm going to the ER, this cough sux

    Meds, phone, charger, laptop, sweater

    I think that's basically all I need?

    Sounds right.

  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    Actually I might as well get Aaron up because he needs to be up for work in fifteen minutes

    Then I'll go

    Elldren
  • knitdanknitdan Registered User regular
    Yeah definitely let him know what's up.

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
  • kedinikkedinik Registered User regular
    edited July 2017
    wandering my brother loves that soap because hemp is catnip to his marijuanic sensibilities

    kedinik on
    I made a game! Hotline Maui. Requires mouse and keyboard.
    Eddywandering
  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    This morning seems bleak

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
  • knitdanknitdan Registered User regular
    I like that they felt they needed to tell people not to drink soap.

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
  • Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    knitdan wrote: »
    I like that they felt they needed to tell people not to drink soap.

    But my yang!

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
    Eddy
  • knitdanknitdan Registered User regular
    Finished GLOW

    I cried like 3 times during the finale

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    So the esports organization I work for has substitute players, so they did a cute hashtag with some pictures, hashtag sublife

    you probably know where this story is going

    kedinikEchoElldrenknitdanRedTidewanderingBlameless Cleric
  • bloodyroarxxbloodyroarxx Casa GrandeRegistered User regular
    So the esports organization I work for has substitute players, so they did a cute hashtag with some pictures, hashtag sublife

    you probably know where this story is going

    god bless the internet

    Elldren
  • knitdanknitdan Registered User regular
    Some submariners got mad and asked them to stop stealing valor

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
  • simonwolfsimonwolf i can feel a difference today, a differenceRegistered User regular
  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    in retrospect im real glad i didnt smoke weed tonight because that would have been an awkward conversation

  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    In line for Stonehenge

    Is Oxford nice to visit?

  • TavTav Registered User regular
    knitdan wrote: »
    I like that they felt they needed to tell people not to drink soap.

    My school had to get rid of hand sanitizer because students kept drinking it thinking it was vodka.

  • BogartBogart Gonna Be A Man In Motion Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited July 2017
    You could visit the Bodleian, stop by the pub where the Inklings met, pretend you're in an Inspector Morse episode by knocking someone on a bike off and then speeding away, leaving the spokes spinning wildly on the fallen bike while a bloodied hand lies in focus in the foreground.

    Bogart on
  • ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    in retrospect im real glad i didnt smoke weed tonight because that would have been an awkward conversation

    @Atomika can back me up on this, but given the stories my ex told me about working in an Pediatric ER, being stoned wouldn't put you in the top 50 awkward conversations the triage nurse had that day.

    ElldrenAtomika
  • EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator mod
    Working from home

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    kedinikElldrenknitdanHappylilElfRMS OceanicwanderingthatassemblyguyHahnsoo1
  • knitdanknitdan Registered User regular
    -go to ER for cough
    -smelling of weed
    -they send you home because they assume you irritated your throat smoking the devils lettuce

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    should i bring ready player one and masters of doom to the er

    enrich myself with some FANCY BOOK READIN'

  • OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    should i bring ready player one and masters of doom to the er

    enrich myself with some FANCY BOOK READIN'

    Yes just never read another Ernest Cline book after PROMISE ME THIS

  • Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    in retrospect im real glad i didnt smoke weed tonight because that would have been an awkward conversation

    @Atomika can back me up on this, but given the stories my ex told me about working in an Pediatric ER, being stoned wouldn't put you in the top 50 awkward conversations the triage nurse had that day.

    Oh not awkward for them, just like

    "I have a cough"

    "Do you smoke?"

    "Oh yeah even though I have a lung problem I totally ripped on some good ass weed"

    -doctor looks at me, disappointed-

  • OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    Sigh I acted in the most stereotypical Castle persona way with Arch tonight

    He had a great time though

    Hahnsoo1
  • knitdanknitdan Registered User regular
    What do you mean by that

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
  • OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    knitdan wrote: »
    What do you mean by that

    I picked a woman up at our first bar within 20 minutes and she took us to 90s karaoke at a second bar

    FroThulhuHahnsoo1Blameless Cleric
  • OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    I play to expectations ok

    FroThulhuHahnsoo1
  • knitdanknitdan Registered User regular
    That's better than having sex with Arch on the first date I guess

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
  • OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    knitdan wrote: »
    That's better than having sex with Arch on the first date I guess

    Never he is married sir

  • NSDFRandNSDFRand FloridaRegistered User regular
    knitdan wrote: »
    Some submariners got mad and asked them to stop stealing valor

    Only the bootest of boots do that kind of thing. They'll look back on that in a couple of years and feel ashamed for being assholes about it.

  • OnTheLastCastleOnTheLastCastle let's keep it haimish for the peripatetic Registered User regular
    I did get him to agree to move here and I'd move there and I was now married to his wife within about 2 minutes in my car tho

    So that happened @arch

    Arch
  • OrganichuOrganichu jacobkosh Registered User regular
    edited July 2017
    ok noodles finished

    they were totes good. made a little homemade chili paste with thai chiles, rice wine, some minced garlic and minced ginger. then i added a bunch of peanuts which i semi crushed.

    sauce was soy sauce, fresh squeezed lime and orange, a bit of sesame oil, a squeeze of honey and a spoonful of tahini.

    combined and mixed. topped with green onion.

    Organichu on
  • OrganichuOrganichu jacobkosh Registered User regular
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    knitdanronyaBlameless ClericArch
  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    that looks preddy good. that looks preddy good.

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
    Echo
  • Crimson KingCrimson King Registered User regular
    i would hope that if you go to the ER and say "yeah I smoked a bunch of weed" they say "no worries, we have bigger fish to fry"

    i mean, doctors smoke weed. i used to live with an ER nurse and he smoked weed. case closed imo

  • kedinikkedinik Registered User regular
    a squeeze of honey?

    *sneers*

    I made a game! Hotline Maui. Requires mouse and keyboard.
  • kedinikkedinik Registered User regular
    nah but that does look good, chu

    I made a game! Hotline Maui. Requires mouse and keyboard.
  • OrganichuOrganichu jacobkosh Registered User regular
    little do you know there are also six cups of packed brown sugar

  • kedinikkedinik Registered User regular
    heavily dose the food with opium or no sale

    I made a game! Hotline Maui. Requires mouse and keyboard.
  • knitdanknitdan Registered User regular
    I was joking about that submarine thing

    Because the DPA post mentioned people using the hashtag "#sublife" and "you can guess what happened next."

    What happened next was most likely people confusing the "sub" in that phrase for an abbreviation of "submissive" because the Internet is horny.

    I instead made a joke about submarines because its funny to play dumb sometimes

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
  • Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    simonwolf wrote: »
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