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Cinco De Mayo
Munkus Beaver
You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to.Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to.Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
Hello gents. It's May.
In four days, it's Cinco de Mayo. This is significant for perhaps three reasons.
The first is, of course, that the Mexicans beat the French in a battle. This didn't win a war, decide independence, or even make a really strong political statement. It was actually kinda minor, when you think about it. Who HASN'T beaten the French? Am I right? Show me some skin, dogs.
The second is that it's the international drinking holiday that always occurs on the same day. May Fifth, for those of you not keen on your spanish. Many margaritas will be drunk and thousands upon thousands of bodyshots will be done by husbands on vacation who will wake up the next morning in a vat of ice, sans kidney, post it note on their forehead.
The third is that it's my birthday. That's right! Munkus Beaver's birthday! But not just any old birthday, oh no. This is the day that Munkus Beaver becomes Drunkus. That's right, it's my 21st birthday bonanza. And it's on a drinking holiday. I'm going to die of liver poisoning.
In four days, it's Cinco de Mayo. This is significant for perhaps three reasons.
The first is, of course, that the Mexicans beat the French in a battle. This didn't win a war, decide independence, or even make a really strong political statement. It was actually kinda minor, when you think about it. Who HASN'T beaten the French? Am I right? Show me some skin, dogs.
The second is that it's the international drinking holiday that always occurs on the same day. May Fifth, for those of you not keen on your spanish. Many margaritas will be drunk and thousands upon thousands of bodyshots will be done by husbands on vacation who will wake up the next morning in a vat of ice, sans kidney, post it note on their forehead.
The third is that it's my birthday. That's right! Munkus Beaver's birthday! But not just any old birthday, oh no. This is the day that Munkus Beaver becomes Drunkus. That's right, it's my 21st birthday bonanza. And it's on a drinking holiday. I'm going to die of liver poisoning.
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im 20 months away from my 21st
STEAM!
But we've chatted about losing our colons a few times already, Munkus. So I'll just say: I'm not much into beers, but I like a good Pinot Noir. So try a couple out, maybe.
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Munkus.
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Munk I am totally doing hella shots for you
But why?
Of course, the drinking at a 4th of July Barbecue is not nearly as exciting and Cinco De Mayo Shots.
The medicine I'm on. It'll fuck with me.
Take a tequila slammer for ole Drunkus.
I don't have a colon and I probably have liver issues.
Pussy.
since when
you did it wrong
And cerveza.
Since contemporary pop-culture said it was.
Since forever.
not even mexicans
i mean, maybe they'll have some drinks, but no more than usual and not really in any sort of celebratory fashion
possibly because mexican alchohol is shit and also ass
Wait, really?
Man every bar I've ever seen is hyping Cinco de Mayo right now. As are TV ads for Mexican beer, etc. etc. etc.
Edit: I should note that in Mexico itself, it's about as highly regarded as St. Patty's day here. It's not that big of a deal at all down there.
it's probably more of a tweaking holiday
or a skiing holiday
those mexicans sure seem to love their stimulants
Eh? Ever since I was a kid I knew about cinco de mayo.
Everyone is talking about it. Especially when I mention that it's also my birthday.
Do you live in some crazy amish town, Knob? With Amishicans?
The trick is to remember that while we took them we really only did it in name (See: California)
i have never heard anyone go 'it is cinco de mayo, let's get fucked up!'
and i know dudes who will use any excuse to get hammered
'SHIT DUDE IT'S ARBOR DAY LETS GET FUCKING PLOWED'
i could have some in regular intervals but between having a zero limit when i drive and my mother being around it is not that easy to do
but she is going away next week for a week so im thinking just set aside a day and call it 'drinking day'
i mean theres also like a case of beer i could go through
i know it's a holiday
i'm just sayin' that i was unaware that the primary activity was drinking tequilas
Let's all be Mexicans if it means we buy Coronas(TM)
I meant as a kid I knew of it as a drinking holiday. I didn't know until later that it actually meant something.
France!
This is pretty random, I Know.
we should throw a party!
juanita! after you finish washing the dishes i need you to go buy tacos and some tequila! you could ask your father to recommend one
im sure he spends most his days 'sampling' them"
8-)
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