[Bad Food Thread] How To Cook Durian For Forty Humans

Decius

Madican wrote: »

Green beans are a vile affront to all that is good.

Green beans the are boiled to death are vile. Actually if you boil any veg you might not have functioning taste buds.



...oh hey a new Bad Food Thread, This is where we talk about things like this



and this



quite possibly this



and even this would be accepted, though border-lining on good.

Naphtali

green beans are fine

Jedoc

I have just discovered that a nearby Irish-style pub serves something called a "banger burger." Topped with a split sausage and shepherd's pie filling and melted cheddar.

I mean, I know when I'm being pandered to, but I ain't too proud to go along with it.

Decius

Just accept it. It could be worse. You could have a national chain whose whole identity is based on pandering to national stereotypes and some strange form of corporate patriotism.

Uriel

that burger looks good.

If you held the pickles the lettuce and the mustard. Add ketchup instead. Also grill them onions.

There is almost never a situation where I want an onion that hasn't been grilled.

the cheat

if I put a fried egg on top of beef stroganoff, does it become beef stroganova?

Jedoc

I grabbed a Screamin' Sicilian stromboli because I've heard good things about the brand from this thread. If the box is to be trusted, I'm supposed to put it directly into a 400 degree oven, on the rack, while it's still in the plastic bag? I mean, I guess I'll listen to the box, but I'm pulling the fire extinguisher out from under the sink just in case.

Xaquin

Beef Chevynova

bowen

green beans are probably one of the better vegetables right behind broccoli and spinach

The Escape Goat

bowen wrote: »

green beans are probably one of the better vegetables right behind broccoli and spinach

this is exactly me

Veldrin

Lightly salted green beans are a great snack.

King Riptor

Jedoc wrote: »

I grabbed a Screamin' Sicilian stromboli because I've heard good things about the brand from this thread. If the box is to be trusted, I'm supposed to put it directly into a 400 degree oven, on the rack, while it's still in the plastic bag? I mean, I guess I'll listen to the box, but I'm pulling the fire extinguisher out from under the sink just in case.

Uh no take the bag off. Also dont and return it they suck. The sauce is disgusting

Karl

I'm a sucker for any kind of roasted veg combo.

Indie Winter

Brainleech

That's witchcraft

knitdan

Yes it is.

How else could they fit 1000mg of sodium into a 500 mg chip?

Karl

I'd give them a go though

Madican

It'd be cheaper to just buy the top ramen itself.

Ataxrxes

Madican wrote: »

It'd be cheaper to just buy the top ramen itself.

As my friend used to say when eating dry ramen packets while camping "Top Ramen bars!"

Brainleech

Ataxrxes wrote: »

Madican wrote: »

It'd be cheaper to just buy the top ramen itself.

As my friend used to say when eating dry ramen packets while camping "Top Ramen bars!"

knitdan

Yeah, I knew an older dude who would do that on his fishing trips. Just chomp down on uncooked instant ramen.

bowen

this jerky is dissappointing

Brainleech

Jerky is gross knowing most of the stuff you can buy is just slow cooked/smoked meat
The real jerky is probably too tough

bowen

mostly I wanted a quick lunch since I was on the move and I saw this new brand I haven't tried yet

tasted worse than standard Jack Link's jerky

Brainleech

The only difference between some of the jerky and dog treats is crude fiber
that's it

knitdan

I've considered eating some of my dog's treats at times

They smell really good ok

chromdom

When I was a wee tyke, my brother and I locked ourselves in the garage, and we knew mom and dad wouldn't be home for hours, so we ate a couple of dog treats.
I don't recall how they tasted, but I do know we didn't eat any more than we had to in order to stave off that little kid hunger.

DouglasDanger

I have been to a few places from triple D

The Memphis Taproom, somewhere in Philly

Doumars in Norfolk, Va

Outer Banks Brewing Station

Black Pelican, Kitty Hawk

All of them were good

Kadith

let they who has never eaten a dog treat cast the first stone

Naphtali

Kadith wrote: »

let they who has never eaten a dog treat cast the first stone

Kay, getting my rubble ready

Centipede Damascus

I can fairly confidently say that I have never eaten a dog treat

however, I do recall eating a decent amount of play-doh when I was younger

Madican

I have never eaten a dog treat though I knew a kid who would snack on them on the regular.

Also I can't have store bought jerky anymore because I've known the ambrosia that is homemade jerky with all kinds of spices.

Xaquin

DouglasDanger wrote: »

I have been to a few places from triple D

The Memphis Taproom, somewhere in Philly

Doumars in Norfolk, Va

Outer Banks Brewing Station

Black Pelican, Kitty Hawk

All of them were good

that isn't a diner, drive thru, or dive though

unless they rebranded, it's a fancy sit down place

bowen

Brainleech wrote: »

The only difference between some of the jerky and dog treats is crude fiber
that's it

not sure what your end game here is

I've seen chickens and hogs butchered I'm not really grossed out by what I eat

smof

I actually last ate a dog treat just over two weeks ago. Topical!

bowen

I mean I've seen some dog treats I'd consider eating, but the ones they amp up the smells are kind of grossly chemical.

Madican

Brovid Hasselsmof wrote: »

I actually last ate a dog treat just over two weeks ago. Topical!

I'd take the dog treat over the impala testicle.

smof

It was bland and cardboardy. I remember them being tastier when I was a child.

Jedoc

The range cake we used to feed to cattle in the winter was pretty tasty. Mostly ground wheat husks, molasses, and salt, pressed into what looked like giant versions of the feed pellets you buy at the zoo. Good to gnaw on.

Maximum

I took a bite out of a Beggin' Strip once.

Would not recommend.

Kadith

look at all these hoity toity mother fuckers in the bad food thread who've never eaten a dog treat

what a world we live in