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Yeah, they're like, crazy delicious.
The best part about durian pizza is, you know how durian makes you burp like whoa after you eat it? (Seriously this is the reason I don't eat durian all the time now that I know it's amazing.) Well the durian they use on the pizza has been like processed or something. No burps! No bad breath! IT'S A MIRACLE FOOD, SARUKUN.
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The best part about durian pizza is, you know how durian makes you burp like whoa after you eat it? (Seriously this is the reason I don't eat durian all the time now that I know it's amazing.) Well the durian they use on the pizza has been like processed or something. No burps! No bad breath! IT'S A MIRACLE FOOD, SARUKUN.
I tried Egg Slut earlier this week and it was very disappointing. I got their egg sandwich. It was mostly bread with a little bacon and one egg on it. One egg! THAT'S HARDLY SLUTTY, GEEZE.
which sandwich did you get? The Fairfax is the most popular one and it doesn't have bacon. And personally I wouldn't be able to look past this sandwich which now that I look doesn't even seem to be on the menu??? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQe9hnkCDTQ
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I'm not lying! Why would I lie! I was VERY RETICENT to try it!
I mean if you dislike durian in the first place, caveat emptor, but if you like it except for the post-consumption durian burps/breath... Durian frickin' pizza!
Also Nic, I'm in Shenzhen right now, so I am not 100% sure if it's gonna be the same in Singers.
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
I'm not lying! Why would I lie! I was VERY RETICENT to try it!
I mean if you dislike durian in the first place, caveat emptor, but if you like it except for the post-consumption durian burps/breath... Durian frickin' pizza!
Also Nic, I'm in Shenzhen right now, so I am not 100% sure if it's gonna be the same in Singers.
aww
I doubt I'll be in in Shenzhen in the foreseeable future so i'll just have to make some
The problem is they're also SO FRICKIN BIG. That's a goddamn commitment to a tasting trial. And what if I don't like it?? Or if I'm allergic to it?? I can't throw out perfectly good food - that's illegal.
The problem is they're also SO FRICKIN BIG. That's a goddamn commitment to a tasting trial. And what if I don't like it?? Or if I'm allergic to it?? I can't throw out perfectly good food - that's illegal.
Find an Asian bakery or restaurant that makes durian desserts or shakes to try it first. I can think of a few Thai and Chinese places in Chicago that do it. Maybe one Vietnamese too. There have to be some in Boston that do as well.
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Also, durian definitely tastes better than it smells.
We got durian in at my job once for a demo. The smell was hideous and they hadn't even cut it yet. The flesh's texture was like cream cheese vomit and I had to leave at that point because I think I would have thrown up my intestines had I stayed
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Also, durian definitely tastes better than it smells.
I still find it funny in New Leaf when one of the animals gave me a durian I went and looked it up as I had no idea what it was
I heard of them just I never made the contection
I'm not lying! Why would I lie! I was VERY RETICENT to try it!
I mean if you dislike durian in the first place, caveat emptor, but if you like it except for the post-consumption durian burps/breath... Durian frickin' pizza!
Also Nic, I'm in Shenzhen right now, so I am not 100% sure if it's gonna be the same in Singers.
I just don't even care.
Ain't nobody trying' to get sloppy smooches off this face, I'ma eat what I want.
Someone at work brought it some durian cookies and I swear to Christ it smelled like a shit took a fart. The smell pervaded my sinuses like a liquid and I smelled it for hours afterwards every time I took in a deep breath. I want no more exposure to that fruit for the remainder of my life.
The first person to eat a durian must have been so hungry. Or maybe anosmic.
9And lo, the LORD did look upon the fruit, and was pleased, and bade Adam partake. 10When Adam had received the fruit, he was vexed greatly, for the spines thereof were numerous and a terrible savour gathered. 11Adam cried unto the LORD "Surely no man would take such evil into himself, lest he die" 12The LORD's wrath grew hot against Adam, and he smote the fruit in twain. 13But Adam did fear the LORD, and did partake of the fruit before him. 14And Adam did find pleasure in the fruit, and sang praises unto the LORD, and he named the fruit Durian, for it is the King of Fruits. 15And the LORD was like "haha gross"
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I don't even think it usually smells that unpleasant. Just strong.
I guess end of the story for me is, everyone should try durian once! Start with the fresh thing imo and branch out to other stuff if you enjoy it.
My ratings so far from best to worst:
Durian
Durian pizza
Fresh durian with coconut skin
Durian snowskin mooncake
Durian ice cream
Durian candy
Durian kueh
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oh yeah, I also tried steak 'n shake for the first time today
unbelievably better than five guys tbh
Now that I'm properly awake, a little more on this:
I tried the Garlic Steakburger, which was neat in that by default it came without all the unnecessary stuff people throw on burgers. Bun, garlic sauce, cheese, burger, that's it. The meat was thin, but that's why it defaults to a double patty, and notably the buns were a really good approximation of good garlic bread. And it was a great sort of juicy, which Five Guys hasn't been in my experience. Although it definitely looked like the sort of establishment where quality would vary a lot between locations, I just happened to hit up a good one. It's not Shake Shack level but probably the closest I'll be getting as a fast food burg 'round here.
As to Five Guys, I think I'm just going to start getting the hotdogs from now on. The more I've had the burgers the less I've liked them.
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The best part about durian pizza is, you know how durian makes you burp like whoa after you eat it? (Seriously this is the reason I don't eat durian all the time now that I know it's amazing.) Well the durian they use on the pizza has been like processed or something. No burps! No bad breath! IT'S A MIRACLE FOOD, SARUKUN.
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
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I'm coming to singapore specifically for this.
which sandwich did you get? The Fairfax is the most popular one and it doesn't have bacon. And personally I wouldn't be able to look past this sandwich which now that I look doesn't even seem to be on the menu???
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I mean if you dislike durian in the first place, caveat emptor, but if you like it except for the post-consumption durian burps/breath... Durian frickin' pizza!
Also Nic, I'm in Shenzhen right now, so I am not 100% sure if it's gonna be the same in Singers.
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
aww
I doubt I'll be in in Shenzhen in the foreseeable future so i'll just have to make some
This will be extra fun since I have Oral Allergy Syndrome and will probably end up being allergic to it
But lo, my curiosity must be sated
Find an Asian bakery or restaurant that makes durian desserts or shakes to try it first. I can think of a few Thai and Chinese places in Chicago that do it. Maybe one Vietnamese too. There have to be some in Boston that do as well.
That's where finding a place that makes a dessert with it is key. The smell is far less of an issue in a prepared dessert.
I still find it funny in New Leaf when one of the animals gave me a durian I went and looked it up as I had no idea what it was
I heard of them just I never made the contection
I just don't even care.
Ain't nobody trying' to get sloppy smooches off this face, I'ma eat what I want.
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Probably a genetic component like cilantro, for those repulsed by it.
Oooh so...
Ymmv here, kids.
Every durian dessert I've tried, except for fresh durian covered in coconut skin, I've found ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING.
That's why I was really reluctant to try the real deal. Good news! The real deal is totally different and delicious.
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"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
Durian desserts are just liars pretending to be something pleasant until its too late.
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The smell has almost nothing to do with the taste for the people who love it, there's something they can taste that overwhelms the smell.
I wonder as a super taster how I'd fare with it, I'd be interested in trying it.
9And lo, the LORD did look upon the fruit, and was pleased, and bade Adam partake.
10When Adam had received the fruit, he was vexed greatly, for the spines thereof were numerous and a terrible savour gathered.
11Adam cried unto the LORD "Surely no man would take such evil into himself, lest he die"
12The LORD's wrath grew hot against Adam, and he smote the fruit in twain.
13But Adam did fear the LORD, and did partake of the fruit before him.
14And Adam did find pleasure in the fruit, and sang praises unto the LORD, and he named the fruit Durian, for it is the King of Fruits.
15And the LORD was like "haha gross"
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I'm thinking this was the problem with the durian pizza I had in china last year. The durian must have been off, but with that smell how can you tell?
I don't even think it usually smells that unpleasant. Just strong.
I guess end of the story for me is, everyone should try durian once! Start with the fresh thing imo and branch out to other stuff if you enjoy it.
My ratings so far from best to worst:
Durian
Durian pizza
Fresh durian with coconut skin
Durian snowskin mooncake
Durian ice cream
Durian candy
Durian kueh
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
Now that I'm properly awake, a little more on this:
I tried the Garlic Steakburger, which was neat in that by default it came without all the unnecessary stuff people throw on burgers. Bun, garlic sauce, cheese, burger, that's it. The meat was thin, but that's why it defaults to a double patty, and notably the buns were a really good approximation of good garlic bread. And it was a great sort of juicy, which Five Guys hasn't been in my experience. Although it definitely looked like the sort of establishment where quality would vary a lot between locations, I just happened to hit up a good one. It's not Shake Shack level but probably the closest I'll be getting as a fast food burg 'round here.
As to Five Guys, I think I'm just going to start getting the hotdogs from now on. The more I've had the burgers the less I've liked them.
I can't even eat very strong cheese on its own without a cracker and some jam
Durian tastes pretty mild.
Just buy more durians until they plea for mercy. Let them hate, as long as they fear.