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  • bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    what the

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
  • SixSix Caches Tweets in the mainframe cyberhex Registered User regular
    Nerds!

    can you feel the struggle within?
  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    Huh

    Lena Dunham apparently had an Instagram famous dog, but stopped featuring it, and finally said that the puppy was badly abused prior to Dunham adopting it and she couldn't help it cope

    Cue the shelter she adopted it from going "uhhh, what? We've got one record showing 'owner surrendered - not enough time'. Why would we let a celebrity adopt a dog with those type of issues?"

    Summary we're only doing cute things in here right now

    Or real tough guy things 'cause we're too manly to express emotion in this sorta way

    We're talkin' about loving our significant others or defending ourselves against bear attacks

    Or carving a monolithic canoe

    Is it still called monolithic if it's not made of stone

    Lithic should be a clue, Narwhal, you can do this

  • Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    You can make a canoe out of stone

    Please consider the environment before printing this post.
  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited July 2017
    Vomiting

    It really is nauseating.

    Sharks and porps lying together. What's become of our christian values. Smh

    Hakkekage on
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    NNID: Hakkekage
  • Harry DresdenHarry Dresden Registered User regular
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Huh

    Lena Dunham apparently had an Instagram famous dog, but stopped featuring it, and finally said that the puppy was badly abused prior to Dunham adopting it and she couldn't help it cope

    Cue the shelter she adopted it from going "uhhh, what? We've got one record showing 'owner surrendered - not enough time'. Why would we let a celebrity adopt a dog with those type of issues?"

    Summary we're only doing cute things in here right now

    Or real tough guy things 'cause we're too manly to express emotion in this sorta way

    We're talkin' about loving our significant others or defending ourselves against bear attacks

    Or carving a monolithic canoe

    Is it still called monolithic if it's not made of stone

    Lithic should be a clue, Narwhal, you can do this

    We allow tough guy/girl things as long as they are made inside a shark or porpoise suit.

  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    You can make a canoe out of stone

    Intriguing

    I'll admit that wasn't what I was envisioning, but I'm open to new ideas

  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    Speaking of disgusting long happy relationships I'm going to my friend's bachelor weekend, they started dating like 11 years ago

    We're all like okay finally

    It'll be a very tame bachelor weekend


    They're not very openly lovey dovey and I've never seen real PDA so they don't make me vomit so much

    poo
  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    but can you maek stone out of canoe

    maek you think

  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    Oh god

    Apparently it's my sister-in-law's birthday today

    But not, like, my brother's wife

    Her sister

    I guess I ought to at least acknowledge it, right? That seems like the regular person thing to do.

  • OremLKOremLK Registered User regular
    About to have to stay up 26 hours

    Fuuuuck non-24

    My zombie survival life simulator They Don't Sleep is out now on Steam if you want to check it out.
  • Harry DresdenHarry Dresden Registered User regular
    but can you maek stone out of canoe

    maek you think

    You can when the canoe is made from stone.

  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    edited July 2017
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Oh god

    Apparently it's my sister-in-law's birthday today

    But not, like, my brother's wife

    Her sister

    I guess I ought to at least acknowledge it, right? That seems like the regular person thing to do.

    I don't even know if my brother-in-law has a family

    Eddy on
    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
  • kedinikkedinik Captain of Industry Registered User regular
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Also

    @kedinik

    New skippy?

    Actually

    Has anyone seen the two of them in the same room together?

    My agreements with good things are well established

    I made a game! Hotline Maui. Requires mouse and keyboard.
  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    but can you maek stone out of canoe

    maek you think

    Most things on Earth are made of, like, the same 12 things, near as I can tell

    You just apply a different amount of heat and pressure, and anything can become anything else, if you know what you're doing

    If you're not careful you'll make a star, however

  • SixSix Caches Tweets in the mainframe cyberhex Registered User regular
    edited July 2017
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Vomiting

    It really is nauseating.

    Sharks and porps lying together. What's become of our christian values. Smh

    Clearly they're not high elevated enough.

    Six on
    can you feel the struggle within?
  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited July 2017
    guys i saw a very funny lookin kitty on my way to work
    sOSlA8V.jpg

    nexuscrawler on
  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    edited July 2017
    Operation C.L.O.S.E. made me think of Victor Echo November (also Operation P.R.O.M.) and what a great episode that was

    The rashomon exposition of Phantom Limb and Billy is just so delicious

    Eddy on
    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
  • SanderJKSanderJK Crocodylus Pontifex Sinterklasicus Madrid, 3000 ADRegistered User regular
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    but can you maek stone out of canoe

    maek you think

    Most things on Earth are made of, like, the same 12 things, near as I can tell

    You just apply a different amount of heat and pressure, and anything can become anything else, if you know what you're doing

    If you're not careful you'll make a star, however

    You're not zoomed enough, 99.9% of things of earth are made out of the same 3 things, up quarks, down quarks and electrons

    Steam: SanderJK Origin: SanderJK
  • ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Awww

    Landshark, you're a dork

    Porp, you are also a dork

  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    poor lil guy looked terrified

  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    Eddy wrote: »
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Oh god

    Apparently it's my sister-in-law's birthday today

    But not, like, my brother's wife

    Her sister

    I guess I ought to at least acknowledge it, right? That seems like the regular person thing to do.

    I don't even know if my brother-in-law has a family

    What is perhaps more alarming is the realization that she and I are connected on Facebook

    I can't imagine how I let this happen

    I think I have cousin's spouse on there too, it's just a mess

    What do I do on his birthday, does he matter? I need to invest in more greeting cards.

  • milskimilski Poyo! Registered User regular
    You can make a canoe out of stone

    You can make a canoe out of anything, shark. Mine is made out of ennui.

    I ate an engineer
  • milskimilski Poyo! Registered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    Awww

    Landshark, you're a dork

    Porp, you are also a dork

    Landshdork

    Pdork

    I ate an engineer
  • Apothe0sisApothe0sis Have you ever questioned the nature of your reality? Registered User regular
    Lena Dunham seems to be keen on making weird stuff up

  • Harry DresdenHarry Dresden Registered User regular
    OremLK wrote: »
    About to have to stay up 26 hours

    Fuuuuck non-24

    I don't think so, that'd kill Jack Bauer Kiefer Sutherland.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3MwVxXHF_U

    You know, this scene would have been perfect had Jack worn a shark suit.

    And, random cougar!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ccWAj5mkJnE

    That cougar's a big 24 fan.

  • ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    poor lil guy looked terrified

    You should probably get it down and pet it

  • milskimilski Poyo! Registered User regular
    Geth roll 3d6 for SirLandShark
    Geth roll 3d6 for Porp
    Geth roll 3d6 for BeNarwhal
    Geth roll 3d6 for Tyrannus
    Geth roll 3d6 for RMS Oceanic
    Geth roll 3d6 for Quid, I guess, I needed a sixth sea adjacent Chatter

    SirLandShark:
    3d6 5 [3d6=1, 1, 3]
    Porp:
    3d6 12 [3d6=4, 4, 4]
    BeNarwhal:
    3d6 10 [3d6=2, 2, 6]
    Tyrannus:
    3d6 15 [3d6=6, 5, 4]
    RMS Oceanic:
    3d6 8 [3d6=3, 4, 1]
    Quid, I guess, I needed a sixth sea adjacent Chatter:
    3d6 15 [3d6=5, 5, 5]

    I ate an engineer
  • milskimilski Poyo! Registered User regular
    Ouch, poor showing for Slandshark. Tyrannus and Quid I Guess are good though.

    I ate an engineer
  • Harry DresdenHarry Dresden Registered User regular
    kedinik wrote: »
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Also

    @kedinik

    New skippy?

    Actually

    Has anyone seen the two of them in the same room together?

    My agreements with good things are well established

    It's the perfect cover for skippy!

  • Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    Low is good right? Like golf.

    Please consider the environment before printing this post.
  • milskimilski Poyo! Registered User regular
    Low is good right? Like golf.

    No.

    I ate an engineer
  • SleepSleep Registered User regular
    What is this water based competition?

  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    milski wrote: »
    Ouch, poor showing for Slandshark. Tyrannus and Quid I Guess are good though.

    I'm not displeased with my ranking, frankly

    And an ever-so-slightly better trio of rolls than I should technically expect, I think

    I'm not terribly well versed in probability, but I think that's right

  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    Shivahn wrote: »
    poor lil guy looked terrified

    You should probably get it down and pet it

    very cuddly I'm sure

  • tyrannustyrannus i am not fat Registered User regular
    Low is good right? Like golf.

    get rekt

  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    These over ripe cherries

    I can't let them go to waste

    I will stuff them in my mouth

    poo
  • Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    These over ripe cherries

    I can't let them go to waste

    I will stuff them in my mouth

    Over ripe cherries are just cherry raisins

    Please consider the environment before printing this post.
  • SixSix Caches Tweets in the mainframe cyberhex Registered User regular
    edited July 2017
    These over ripe cherries

    I can't let them go to waste

    I will stuff them in my mouth

    That's your answer for everything!

    Six on
    can you feel the struggle within?
  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    Six wrote: »
    These over ripe cherries

    I can't let them go to waste

    I will stuff them in my mouth

    That's your answer for everything!

    it works a surprising amount of the time

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