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Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nipsRegistered User regular
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SmartBidet because dry bathroom hygiene is disgusting
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I am 3D printing a map of the world with topographical data including underwater to scale. It'll be a cool and informative art project. Here's India and the Himalayas.
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No poll. Now go.

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  • tyrannustyrannus i am not fat Registered User regular
    When you have a bidet what do you do about wet butthole

  • 21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
  • bowenbowen Sup? Registered User regular
    tyrannus wrote: »
    When you have a bidet what do you do about wet butthole

    a sheet of tp to dry it

    some have dryers

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
  • descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    Speed is quality

  • Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    omg @Sir Landshark answer your teeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxttttttttttttts

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  • PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    everyone should read this Jon Bois piece it's amazing

    (it's not about football)

    https://www.sbnation.com/a/17776-football

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  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    tyrannus wrote: »
    When you have a bidet what do you do about wet butthole

    The smart bidet includes a blowdryer but I don't use it and instead just use toilet paper as final wipe plus dry off. It doesn't leave you sopping wet so it's fine.

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  • descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular

  • 21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    Podly wrote: »
    everyone should read this Jon Bois piece it's amazing

    (it's not about football)

    https://www.sbnation.com/a/17776-football

    Why's everyone so excited about this new Homestuck?

  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    If you're drying your butt with toilet paper, you can dab instead of wipe. A lot more gentle.

    Bidets are civilization.

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • credeikicredeiki Registered User regular
    Are you going to paint or somehow stain your world map or leave it as is? Also, how big will it be?

    Steam, LoL: credeiki
  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    what appear to be options but no poll

    I do believe I have been edged

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User regular
    donk do you have the bidet back on

  • descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    I made it to September '45 and lost interest in this homestuck

  • SurfpossumSurfpossum A nonentity trying to preserve the anonymity he so richly deserves.Registered User regular
    Podly wrote: »
    everyone should read this Jon Bois piece it's amazing

    (it's not about football)

    https://www.sbnation.com/a/17776-football
    Thanks Podly I am glad a reputable poster whose opinions are valued and whose username contains a good consonants to vowels ratio has linked this, a thing which nobody else has said anything about.

  • Captain UltraCaptain Ultra low resolution pictures of birds Registered User regular
    abdy. getting the chat and then back-up on next chat?

    what robot's dick did you suck for that?

  • PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
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  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    17776 bored me.

    It started out strong but lost me halfway through.

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    abdy. getting the chat and then back-up on next chat?

    what robot's dick did you suck for that?

    let's just say, geth has a lot of friends

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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    I feel like I do get a lot of chats I should maybe prepare one ahead of time for once

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  • BronzeKoopaBronzeKoopa Registered User regular
    Also being offered to lick a battery was probably the closest I ever got to being offered drugs in school.

  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    edited July 2017
    credeiki wrote: »
    Are you going to paint or somehow stain your world map or leave it as is? Also, how big will it be?

    There's a couple millimeters of artificial pop-up from sea to land so the coastlines remain recognizable. This also allows me to fill the sea with a light blue dyed epoxy, which will look darker the deeper the ocean is. I'm considering doing this. The main issue is that it's irreversible if I fuck up and each tile takes about 20 hours to print. Another option I'm considering is it looks rad when backlit. I'd like to maybe use colored LED light strips and light up the land green/tan and the oceans blue.

    It's going to be about 40" wide and 22" tall.

    Donkey Kong on
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  • SummaryJudgmentSummaryJudgment Grab the hottest iron you can find, stride in the Tower’s front door Registered User regular
    edited July 2017
    @Abdhyius IIRC that Mauser action became the action for the Rem 700 and the Win Model 70. I think it's still the baseline for most stuff today.

    Its actually one if the reasons I enjoy guns, same as I enjoy watches. Stuff was made a hundred or more years ago that just worked, and still works, and we're just iterating on it.

    SummaryJudgment on
  • tyrannustyrannus i am not fat Registered User regular
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    I feel like I do get a lot of chats I should maybe prepare one ahead of time for once

    Just steal shark's.

  • AthenorAthenor Battle Hardened Optimist The Skies of HiigaraRegistered User regular
    Surfpossum wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »
    everyone should read this Jon Bois piece it's amazing

    (it's not about football)

    https://www.sbnation.com/a/17776-football
    Thanks Podly I am glad a reputable poster whose opinions are valued and whose username contains a good consonants to vowels ratio has linked this, a thing which nobody else has said anything about.

    :(
    Athenor wrote: »
    Jon Bois just posted a new video.

    Don't watch it. At least, not immediately, as it's part of an SB Nation article.

    Give yourself some time. It's gonna take a lot to absorb one of the greatest internet-era writings I've ever seen.

    https://www.sbnation.com/a/17776-football


    Spoiler contains the video that led me on this journey... a journey which, as of posting this, is not finished yet.

    He/Him | "We who believe in freedom cannot rest." - Dr. Johnetta Cole, 7/22/2024
  • descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    Podly wrote: »

    Wait did boiler room finally start doing something besides pointing a camera at the DJ for 60 minutes

    Omg finally

  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    Organichu wrote: »
    donk do you have the bidet back on

    I do not. Everyone please bidet for me, as I cannot.

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  • override367override367 ALL minions Registered User regular
    Apparently for my excellent customer support skills I won a week long fishing trip to canada in august

    what's the best way to ask for 5 days of PTO at home instead

  • ronyaronya Arrrrrf. the ivory tower's basementRegistered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    17776 bored me.

    It started out strong but lost me halfway through.

    the Intergalactic Liberation Saga does have its dull points

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  • SurfpossumSurfpossum A nonentity trying to preserve the anonymity he so richly deserves.Registered User regular
    credeiki wrote: »
    Are you going to paint or somehow stain your world map or leave it as is? Also, how big will it be?
    Looking at the size of the section presented, assuming the thumb shown is within one standard deviation of the US male average, accounting for +/-0.01% error when fitting edges together, calculating the number of pieces required for the full map....

    200cm wide.

  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    credeiki wrote: »
    Are you going to paint or somehow stain your world map or leave it as is? Also, how big will it be?

    There's a couple millimeters of artificial pop-up from sea to land so the coastlines remain recognizable. This also allows me to fill the sea with a light blue dyed epoxy, which will look darker the deeper the ocean is. I'm considering doing this. The main issue is that it's irreversible if I fuck up and each tile takes about 20 hours to print. Another option I'm considering is it looks rad when backlit. I'd like to maybe use colored LED light strips and light up the land green/tan and the oceans blue.

    It's going to be about 40" wide and 22" tall.

    At the risk of starting a religious war: Which projection are you using?

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited July 2017
    I don't remember licking a battery

    touched electrified fences just to check it out, of course

    felt that the idea of pissing on them did not have a satisfactory pain/curiosity ratio

    EDIT: I know it probably won't work (we don't piss an uninterrupted stream) but I'm happy with not trying to disprove the fluid dynamics of that

    Abdhyius on
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  • Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    i will say that yes, as a hairy man, dry toilet hygiene is a fucking nightmare and i spend way too long on the throne dealing with it

    i definitely clicked on that amazon link

  • PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    desc wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »

    Wait did boiler room finally start doing something besides pointing a camera at the DJ for 60 minutes

    Omg finally

    I dunno I never actually watch them I just put em on in the background

    follow my music twitter soundcloud tumblr
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  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    Feral wrote: »
    credeiki wrote: »
    Are you going to paint or somehow stain your world map or leave it as is? Also, how big will it be?

    There's a couple millimeters of artificial pop-up from sea to land so the coastlines remain recognizable. This also allows me to fill the sea with a light blue dyed epoxy, which will look darker the deeper the ocean is. I'm considering doing this. The main issue is that it's irreversible if I fuck up and each tile takes about 20 hours to print. Another option I'm considering is it looks rad when backlit. I'd like to maybe use colored LED light strips and light up the land green/tan and the oceans blue.

    It's going to be about 40" wide and 22" tall.

    At the risk of starting a religious war: Which projection are you using?

    Natural Earth. It's a projection that preserves nothing but is aesthetically pleasing.

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  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    Also there are like 50 DJ sets I want to see in the next month but I'll probably manage to have time and energy for like
    2

    Because life
    And frail me

    poo
  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    Podly wrote: »
    desc wrote: »
    Podly wrote: »

    Wait did boiler room finally start doing something besides pointing a camera at the DJ for 60 minutes

    Omg finally

    I dunno I never actually watch them I just put em on in the background

    itt we learn that desc is a trainspotter

    all leaning up against the monitors, hands in pockets, head nodding rhythmlessly, trying and failing to look like he isn't staring at the vinyl while he's staring at the vinyl

    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • SummaryJudgmentSummaryJudgment Grab the hottest iron you can find, stride in the Tower’s front door Registered User regular
    And on the topic of voltage, a taser is like 50k volts IIRC but it doesn't (necessarily) kill you. Amps are what you watch for.

  • PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    anovo sous video on amazon prime day hmmmmm

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