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Penny Arcade - Comic - Irrepairable
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Penny Arcade - Comic - Irrepairable
Videogaming-related online strip by Mike Krahulik and Jerry Holkins. Includes news and commentary.
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Edit: Oh wait nevermind, I was flipping the perspective of the bench in my head. I see it correctly now.
Me too. The most I have in a while. Something about the words "garbage man". I'm still chuckling.
HAHAHAHAHAHA! Sweet summer child. When they start talking properly. When they start talking back. Then you will get it.
For now, revel in the innocence.
It's like one of those 3d cubes you can see both ways.
I already get it? Like I don't not get it...
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I think this is supposed to be more ominous
Like,
"You gonna get it"
Now I'm worried.
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A few months ago mine learned the game of throwing things out of the shopping cart, crying until I pick them up, and then throwing them again. After a few trips of this my wife and I agree to sacrifice a sippy cup and when he starts we just keep walking. "Hey, buddy, what's wrong? Thirsty? Well keep throwing your sippy and let me know how that works out for you."
The first time he put two words together and it was, "Daddy mean."
@Darth Waiter
I could help you get that shit done, on the cheap
I'll give you your choice of implement, even
I have things for ripping, tearing, cutting, just let me know
Most vasectomies are covered by health insurance. Most of the time you pay nothing.
Don't ruin this for me
...hang on, I think I just discovered my meal ticket pitch for 20th Century Fox.
Exact conversation with my wife not 5 minutes ago:
"I know we said we were going to stop at two, and I know Tony's coming a lot sooner after Sam than we ever wanted them, but part of me always wanted a daughter."
"Yeah, but my appointment's scheduled, I can't just cancel it."
You don't want to inconvenience the guys in charge of snipping people's nutsack innards.
When you get the vasectomy, the smell really is the weirdest part. When I got mine, the doctor was talking about his brother's Korean BBQ place. Dead serious, we were discussing korean bbq while I could smell my vas deferens cooking under a soldering iron.
Actually, very irritatingly, in the US its not always. We used our HSA to pay for my spouse's but it was still nearly $900 for the cash price and the insurance would have been billed around $1,300. My IUD would have been $0 out of pocket (and if I'd had my tubes tied it would have been about the same), but I had done the first 12 years together including 3 pregnancies and 2 live births, so it was his turn. It really grinds my gears that under the ACA a lot of the woman centered birth control methods are covered at $0 co-pay but the only one for men isn't even counted towards his deductible.... ugh.
This is about my upcoming experience as well. My wife and I both signed consent forms with the idea being that if she has a cesarian, the ligation can be done at the same time with little additional risk and zero additional cost, but if not then I cash out some vacation time and go get the snip-snip.
Vasectomies always seemed really bizarre to me, unless you have constant hookups, and I cant imagine the latter happening very often outside 1990's sitcoms or 1970's porno's. The 80s were weird that way, everyone had a ton of sweaters but no sex.