Assuming I can ever make myself get out there and date again, I eventually want kids. But I'm terrified that I'll be a shit dad because a ton of my friends have very young kids and I just flat out don't know how to interact or deal with them.
Assuming I can ever make myself get out there and date again, I eventually want kids. But I'm terrified that I'll be a shit dad because a ton of my friends have very young kids and I just flat out don't know how to interact or deal with them.
That makes them excellent test subjects!
Also, just, you know, talk to them. If they're very, very young, they won't understand you but will probably like being talked to anyway, and if they're older, they'll talk with you. Sit down on the floor with them and play.
I don't talk about it much, because it's only a thing I've dealt with once and it wasn't that long ago for me sand it's still a pretty tender subject for me.
Kids are small and fragile but often want to challenge me for dominance of whatever social situation we're in because kids are assholes. Putting a toddler in a Camel Clutch is frowned upon in most circles so I'm content to keep them at bay.
I couldn't run for office. they would be running ads "he called our representative a fuckwit on the penny arcade online forums! bad for families, bad for america"
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... and that's how the Pacific Northwest fell to Chaos, and why we need the cleansing fire of the Emperor.
It's just a pair of lacy knickers mate they won't bite
Yeah, that really isn't the issue.
I've purchased them before for that forum battle where my college buddy pretended to have angry sex with me.
The issue is giving my friend lingerie I purchased for her, and the bridesmaids here agree that it would be weird...
But one of them did give me a pair to give her, so I'm still giving the bride something.
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it's going to be a brave new world when people who have been online their entire lives start trying to become politicians
we've compared your nudes to those of the other candidates, and honestly mr president you will not have my re-election vote unless I get to see your entire ass
I've purchased them before for that forum battle where my college buddy pretended to have angry sex with me.
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Zonugal(He/Him) The Holiday ArmadilloI'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered Userregular
Listen, I attended the city I worked for's city council, and holy shit I should run just to add some competency to that group.
I had to endure two council members just "talking" for minutes without saying anything.
Meanwhile another city council told the concerned city residents in the audience, his daughter & neices included, that he didn't care what they thought.
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It also makes talking to random kids even more awkward even if they're trying to hold a conversation with you.
Just gotta put my angry rush face on.
Love is a spontaneous hug from a two-year-old.
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Wilds of Aladrion: [https://forums.penny-arcade.com/discussion/comment/43159014/#Comment_43159014]Ellandryn[/url]
you're confusing "love" with "disease touch"
could be two things tho
and yeah I do like kids. but I also like leaving those kids at 2:40 and doing my own thing the rest of the night. it's a pretty good arrangement
the problem is this doesn't work when you are the parent
Yo, yeah, this is the ideal arrangement.
they'll come back with i don't know tentacles or some shit
That makes them excellent test subjects!
Also, just, you know, talk to them. If they're very, very young, they won't understand you but will probably like being talked to anyway, and if they're older, they'll talk with you. Sit down on the floor with them and play.
Steam: Elvenshae // PSN: Elvenshae // WotC: Elvenshae
Wilds of Aladrion: [https://forums.penny-arcade.com/discussion/comment/43159014/#Comment_43159014]Ellandryn[/url]
And now I pass out free lunches to impoverished children in my community while I wait for the school year to begin.
What I'm getting at is, Zonugal is a pretty trustworthy guy...
I have an image to uphold.
Cowards can be trustworthy.
Grab your strongest familiar and prepare thyself.
when you say "supervising" do you really mean "eating"
I don't talk about it much, because it's only a thing I've dealt with once and it wasn't that long ago for me sand it's still a pretty tender subject for me.
I went into detail about it on twitter a couple months ago. Feel free to browse that if you want to feel bad.
I'm so tired of being alone, but meeting anyone is just... complicated, for me.
I don't know.
Zonugal: the most trustworthy
I know your secrets
Your naughty secrets
good god
the sixth seal
It's just a pair of lacy knickers mate they won't bite
That'd be pretty hot
that one coked out clown picture
Yeah, that really isn't the issue.
I've purchased them before for that forum battle where my college buddy pretended to have angry sex with me.
The issue is giving my friend lingerie I purchased for her, and the bridesmaids here agree that it would be weird...
But one of them did give me a pair to give her, so I'm still giving the bride something.
"Whoops looks like we only have Amish and Luddites running for office in the year 20X6."
we've compared your nudes to those of the other candidates, and honestly mr president you will not have my re-election vote unless I get to see your entire ass
it's not a brave new world
just another example of
IOKIYAR
what
I had to endure two council members just "talking" for minutes without saying anything.
Meanwhile another city council told the concerned city residents in the audience, his daughter & neices included, that he didn't care what they thought.
what???
I wasn't looking to date you anyway
humph!