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    P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    snake case is for gimmick twitch user names
    ryu_needs_mad_buffs the legend

    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    var hungerLevel = Math.floor(Math.random()*10);
    if (hungerLevel > 6) {
    console.log('Hunger level is ' + hungerLevel + '. I\'m simply famished.');
    } else {
    console.log('Hunger level is ' + hungerLevel + '. I couldn\'t have another bite.');
    }

    Okay that seems to work. I'll keep going because I assume next is how to do an elseif kind of thing.

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    BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    I have been vindicated in deducing a poorly phrased WhatsApp message from My Mum letting slip my sister is Pregnant, as she has confirmed it today.

    Due on the 20th of February. The sixth February birthday in the family.

    eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

    Yay! I feel like you're already an uncle, but congratulations on future additional uncleism!

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    EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator mod
    What's weird is people point to this, then point at a language like Scala and say "see errors should be values! This is how you do it right!" and I'm just like...what? How is that in anyway different.

    What I'm saying is there's a lot to be said for Python style exceptions.

    Oh, errors are values. You just have to nil-check to see if you got an error value or not.

    And "error" itself is also an interface, that just requires an Error() that returns a string to implement. So you can make your return value with whatever data and also implement Error() that returns a string, and now you have an error perfectly compatible with everything else.

    You can have your CustomThingie, but actually return the type "error". To get the other properties out of the CustomThingie, just cast the error to one.

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    electricitylikesmeelectricitylikesme Registered User regular
    Echo wrote: »
    What's weird is people point to this, then point at a language like Scala and say "see errors should be values! This is how you do it right!" and I'm just like...what? How is that in anyway different.

    What I'm saying is there's a lot to be said for Python style exceptions.

    Oh, errors are values. You just have to nil-check to see if you got an error value or not.

    And "error" itself is also an interface, that just requires an Error() that returns a string to implement. So you can make your return value with whatever data and also implement Error() that returns a string, and now you have an error perfectly compatible with everything else.

    You can have your CustomThingie, but actually return the type "error". To get the other properties out of the CustomThingie, just cast the error to one.

    That's what I mean though - I have no idea what people think they are saying when they make that argument. There's a whole range of language-wars BS which seems to just be people parroting something that sounded intellectual they heard one time.

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    Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    Mayahuel closing boo @podly

    poo
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    Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    Oh right he banned

    poo
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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    of course kirk gets to fight the three-boobed cat lady in the star trek movie shatner directed

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    NecoNeco Worthless Garbage Registered User regular
    Ugh

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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    I have been vindicated in deducing a poorly phrased WhatsApp message from My Mum letting slip my sister is Pregnant, as she has confirmed it today.

    Due on the 20th of February. The sixth February birthday in the family.

    eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

    Yay! I feel like you're already an uncle, but congratulations on future additional uncleism!

    Thanks! Yeah, twice over. Nice to have one a bit closer to home.

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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    Neco wrote: »
    Ugh

    Turn that frown upside down.
    :rotate:

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/McCollough_effect

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wm8ZoVQ_OJo

    this is weird and kind of cool and I've just broken my perfect colour vision

    ftOqU21.png
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    TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    As you inhale, set your variables. Allow the correct syntax to assume its shape without straining. Exhale into a semicolon as you return to the next line.

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    RichardTauberRichardTauber Kvlt Registered User regular
    I am ancient now

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    EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator mod
    TL DR wrote: »
    As you inhale, set your variables. Allow the correct syntax to assume its shape without straining. Exhale into a semicolon as you return to the next line.

    Now shake the frost from your fingertips, drive your torus deep into the VM, and spin a tight-wound loop of serialization.

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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    I am ancient now

    But 2006 was only like....



    ah dammit...

    nibXTE7.png
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    HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Oh hey I got the parking space in the basement garage of my new building! No more 20 minute sessions of de-icing car windows at 7am.

    PSN: Honkalot
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    EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator mod
    I am ancient now

    But 2006 was only like....



    ah dammit...

    These youngling forumers, they grow so fast.

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    SummaryJudgmentSummaryJudgment Grab the hottest iron you can find, stride in the Tower’s front door Registered User regular
    @amateurhour The RO actually measured the slugs for me. .73 cal, 550 grain at 1300 FPS.

    Some days Blue wonders why anyone ever bothered making numbers so small; other days she supposes even infinity needs to start somewhere.
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    EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator mod
    Before casting the spell, you invoke the four cardinal directions, as scars around your wrist: H, J, K, L. Only the J wind answers to your kind, but it never hurts to be polite.

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    NecoNeco Worthless Garbage Registered User regular
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Neco wrote: »
    Ugh

    Turn that frown upside down.
    :rotate:

    Nuh uh! I don't wanna

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    BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    Honk wrote: »
    Oh hey I got the parking space in the basement garage of my new building! No more 20 minute sessions of de-icing car windows at 7am.

    My mom has recently scored the sweet setup of being able to park in the garage at home, and then park in the underground garage at work.

    She hasn't had to scrape ice off her car in two years. I don't even own a car and I'm still jealous!

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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    oh ffxiv demo finished downloading

    we'll take a coding break to look this ol' game

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    GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    good morning bros

    919UOwT.png
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    jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    Gooey wrote: »
    good morning bros

    Technically correct

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    GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    Gooey wrote: »
    good morning bros

    Technically correct

    the best kind of correct

    919UOwT.png
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    NecoNeco Worthless Garbage Registered User regular
    edited July 2017
    desc wrote: »
    oh ffxiv demo finished downloading

    we'll take a coding break to look this ol' game

    PLAY ON SARGATANAS SERVER

    I AM GAZING CELESTINE THERE

    Neco on
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    IlpalaIlpala Just this guy, y'know TexasRegistered User regular
    edited July 2017
    Driving to lunch I saw two men standing next to a cage of bunnies on the side of the road, about four or five of them. One held a sign that said "rabbit gold $5"

    Please advise.

    Ilpala on
    FF XIV - Qih'to Furishu (on Siren), Battle.Net - Ilpala#1975
    Switch - SW-7373-3669-3011
    Fuck Joe Manchin
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    milskimilski Poyo! Registered User regular
    Echo wrote: »
    Before casting the spell, you invoke the four cardinal directions, as scars around your wrist: H, J, K, L. Only the J wind answers to your kind, but it never hurts to be polite.

    My question, since I'm not a frogram. In that article, was the insane cultist-code being put up there not only functional, but hyperefficient? Or was it all bullshit that made a problem too complex?

    I ate an engineer
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    VanguardVanguard But now the dream is over. And the insect is awake.Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Okay I returned home with a bag of coffee.

    I am simultaneously editing the poems I planned to while jotting notes on process and framework to next writing project.

    When I have drank enough coffee that I can see time, I shall begin.

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    GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    i got my hair cut

    short hair is best hair
    1. aerodynamics = increased
    2. lightness = speed
    3. time to dry = low
    4. stylability = yes
    5. cranial cooling factor = increased

    919UOwT.png
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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    desc wrote: »
    var hungerLevel = Math.floor(Math.random()*10);
    if (hungerLevel > 6) {
    console.log('Hunger level is ' + hungerLevel + '. I\'m simply famished.');
    } else {
    console.log('Hunger level is ' + hungerLevel + '. I couldn\'t have another bite.');
    }

    Okay that seems to work. I'll keep going because I assume next is how to do an elseif kind of thing.

    desc bb this

    if {
    } else {
    }

    is really hurting me

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    VanguardVanguard But now the dream is over. And the insect is awake.Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Ilpala wrote: »
    Driving to lunch I saw two men standing next to a cage of bunnies on the side of the road, about four or five of them. One held a sign that said "rabbit gold $5"

    Please advise.

    Seems p obvious

    They are selling golden rabbit poop for $5

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    RichardTauberRichardTauber Kvlt Registered User regular
    No hair is best hair.

    No dry time

    No effort

    No hair

    No weight

    No nothin

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    RedTideRedTide Registered User regular
    Gooey wrote: »
    i got my hair cut

    short hair is best hair
    1. aerodynamics = increased
    2. lightness = speed
    3. time to dry = low
    4. stylability = yes
    5. cranial cooling factor = increased

    But stylabiliity is cut way back

    RedTide#1907 on Battle.net
    Come Overwatch with meeeee
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    jungleroomxjungleroomx It's never too many graves, it's always not enough shovels Registered User regular
    desc wrote: »
    var hungerLevel = Math.floor(Math.random()*10);
    if (hungerLevel > 6) {
    console.log('Hunger level is ' + hungerLevel + '. I\'m simply famished.');
    } else {
    console.log('Hunger level is ' + hungerLevel + '. I couldn\'t have another bite.');
    }

    Okay that seems to work. I'll keep going because I assume next is how to do an elseif kind of thing.

    desc bb this

    if {
    } else {
    }

    is really hurting me

    I prefer the classic

    If
    {}
    Else
    {}

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    milskimilski Poyo! Registered User regular
    Gooey wrote: »
    i got my hair cut

    short hair is best hair
    1. aerodynamics = increased
    2. lightness = speed
    3. time to dry = low
    4. stylability = yes
    5. cranial cooling factor = increased

    つ ◕_◕ ༽つ give scalp pics つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

    I ate an engineer
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    Harry DresdenHarry Dresden Registered User regular
    I am ancient now

    To Chanus you are but a youngling.

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    skippydumptruckskippydumptruck begin again Registered User regular
    Gooey wrote: »
    i got my hair cut

    short hair is best hair
    1. aerodynamics = increased
    2. lightness = speed
    3. time to dry = low
    4. stylability = yes
    5. cranial cooling factor = increased

    gooey grow your hair out with me

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