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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    Preacher wrote: »
    Just ignore the sarlaac thing, it would suck to die in its stomach, there, that's all you need to know.

    Let he who hasn't feed someone to a giant sand vagina monster cast the first stone

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    Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    Qanamil wrote: »
    Falling in the shower makes me think of 30 Rock and and Fey's fear of dying alone in her apartment which is totally going to happen to me since I don't actually talk to people all that much and work comms are usually sporadic D:

    It's the cost of living alone like a P.I.M.P.

    Homogeneous distribution of your varieties of amuse-gueule
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    PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    Preacher wrote: »
    Just ignore the sarlaac thing, it would suck to die in its stomach, there, that's all you need to know.

    Let he who hasn't feed someone to a giant sand vagina monster cast the first stone

    *sighs, puts stone back in his pocket*

    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
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    BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Hearts of Iron is really suspenseful if you're an idiot

    The game starts in the pre-war years - one of the first major actions that occurs is that the German Reich moves troops into the Rhineland, openly breaking the terms of the treaty of Versailles

    Not too long after, the Spanish Civil War starts

    But now we're in a bit of a lull, and it's fantastic

    Because I'm so dumb, I don't know when the Second World War started

    1938 I'm pretty sure, but day and month? Fuck me, May? May sounds like a good time to invade Poland, I dunno!

    If you're ever at an international conference of historians, you can use that question to start a brawl.

    I had a feeling it wasn't just me being completely clueless! :P

    I can rattle of VE day and VJ day no problem, but when I think, "When exactly did the dang thing start?", I'm like

    Well, I can think of half a dozen antagonizing events, and I know the invasion of Poland was a major one, but

    And it left me feeling just a little dumb!

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    VanguardVanguard But now the dream is over. And the insect is awake.Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2017
    Okay guys weird thing happened to Vangirl this morning

    On her way to the train someone started shouting her name; apparently it was an old cab driver for a very popular ride sharing service that she rode with once some time ago

    He kept asking her to get into his car saying that he wanted her to get into work on time, that he had exciting information to share

    She declined and got on the train

    but now, naturally, she is very shaken

    I told her to report the driver to the company, inform the building security at her work of this person, and I'm walking her to/from the train from now on

    but is there anything else we can be doing

    Vanguard on
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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    and I did it.

    I asked someone out and a positive response was had.

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    Solomaxwell6Solomaxwell6 Registered User regular
    Doodmann wrote: »
    wandering wrote: »
    In the original Star Wars EU continuity, the Sarlacc was basically a god within its own stomach. It basically hooks itself up to its victim's brains, torturing them and integrating their knowledge. They effectively become part of the Sarlacc's biology as their original bodies are digested and merged with the Sarlacc's stomach.

    It is Luke who is the stupid.
    from my point of view it is the EU that is

    Isn't that most peoples point of view? You're not anakin off the reservation with these hot takes wandering.

    The EU was fantastic

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    VanguardVanguard But now the dream is over. And the insect is awake.Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    and I did it.

    I asked someone out and a positive response was had.

    :bro: :bro: :bro: :bro: :bro:

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    BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    Vanguard wrote: »
    Okay guys weird thing happened to Vangirl this morning

    On her way to the train someone started shouting her name; apparently it was an old cab driver for a very popular ride sharing service that she rode with once some time ago

    He kept asking her to get into his car saying that he wanted her to get into work on time, that he had exciting information to share

    She declined and got on the train

    but now, naturally, she is very shaken

    I told her to report the driver to the company, inform the building security at her work of this person, and I'm walking her to/from the train from now on

    but is there anything else we can be doing

    Inform the police too? Nothing will happen but it might be useful to let them know.

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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    I mean, positive, but not a full-on yes.

    She's thinking about it because dating a coworker might get awkward, which is a very good point

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    BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    Also, if the price of immortality is becoming a mere part of a brainsucking giant worm, then, well, sign me up

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    VanguardVanguard But now the dream is over. And the insect is awake.Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Burnage wrote: »
    Vanguard wrote: »
    Okay guys weird thing happened to Vangirl this morning

    On her way to the train someone started shouting her name; apparently it was an old cab driver for a very popular ride sharing service that she rode with once some time ago

    He kept asking her to get into his car saying that he wanted her to get into work on time, that he had exciting information to share

    She declined and got on the train

    but now, naturally, she is very shaken

    I told her to report the driver to the company, inform the building security at her work of this person, and I'm walking her to/from the train from now on

    but is there anything else we can be doing

    Inform the police too? Nothing will happen but it might be useful to let them know.

    Yeah, I was thinking it might be worth reporting them to the local precinct as well

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    knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
    Report it to the police

    Even if there's nothing they can immediately do it's good to start a paper trail

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
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    BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    Vanguard, you know brass knuckles?

    Those, but with hollow thorns on each knuckle

    When sufficient pressure is applied, the hot sauce within each thorn is injected into the target

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    BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    Yay 21st, you did the thing! Good work / congrats, dude!

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    ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    Doodmann wrote: »
    wandering wrote: »
    In the original Star Wars EU continuity, the Sarlacc was basically a god within its own stomach. It basically hooks itself up to its victim's brains, torturing them and integrating their knowledge. They effectively become part of the Sarlacc's biology as their original bodies are digested and merged with the Sarlacc's stomach.

    It is Luke who is the stupid.
    from my point of view it is the EU that is

    Isn't that most peoples point of view? You're not anakin off the reservation with these hot takes wandering.

    The EU was fantastic

    Fucking brexit

    fuck gendered marketing
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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Vanguard wrote: »
    Burnage wrote: »
    Vanguard wrote: »
    Okay guys weird thing happened to Vangirl this morning

    On her way to the train someone started shouting her name; apparently it was an old cab driver for a very popular ride sharing service that she rode with once some time ago

    He kept asking her to get into his car saying that he wanted her to get into work on time, that he had exciting information to share

    She declined and got on the train

    but now, naturally, she is very shaken

    I told her to report the driver to the company, inform the building security at her work of this person, and I'm walking her to/from the train from now on

    but is there anything else we can be doing

    Inform the police too? Nothing will happen but it might be useful to let them know.

    Yeah, I was thinking it might be worth reporting them to the local precinct as well

    yeah, they won't do anything but having the report on file will end up being important if needed later

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    BeNarwhal wrote: »
    Hearts of Iron is really suspenseful if you're an idiot

    The game starts in the pre-war years - one of the first major actions that occurs is that the German Reich moves troops into the Rhineland, openly breaking the terms of the treaty of Versailles

    Not too long after, the Spanish Civil War starts

    But now we're in a bit of a lull, and it's fantastic

    Because I'm so dumb, I don't know when the Second World War started

    1938 I'm pretty sure, but day and month? Fuck me, May? May sounds like a good time to invade Poland, I dunno!

    If you're ever at an international conference of historians, you can use that question to start a brawl.

    I had a feeling it wasn't just me being completely clueless! :P

    I can rattle of VE day and VJ day no problem, but when I think, "When exactly did the dang thing start?", I'm like

    Well, I can think of half a dozen antagonizing events, and I know the invasion of Poland was a major one, but

    And it left me feeling just a little dumb!

    The hard part is defining what kicks it off. Is it the Marco Polo Bridge Incident in 1937 with the Second Sino-Japanese War? Is it the Spanish Civil War acting as a proxy war for the Soviets and Nazis? Is it the Second Italo-Ethiopian War? Or the Mukden Incident? Or is it the US entering the war as the unifying act of multiple smaller wars? You can make compelling arguments for all of those.

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    Solomaxwell6Solomaxwell6 Registered User regular
    The trick to Hearts of Iron is not to wait, it's to wipe out the Nazis before they even think about invading Poland.

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    SummaryJudgmentSummaryJudgment Grab the hottest iron you can find, stride in the Tower’s front door Registered User regular
    and I did it.

    I asked someone out and a positive response was had.

    Yessssssssssssssd

    Some days Blue wonders why anyone ever bothered making numbers so small; other days she supposes even infinity needs to start somewhere.
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    CoinageCoinage Heaviside LayerRegistered User regular
    desc wrote: »
    coinage how dare u disparage ninjas
    The Wikipedia page about Eastern mysticism is fucking stupid, secret conspiracy organizations struggling for power over millennia is fucking stupid, legions of martial arts grandmasters willing to die to extend the lives of demons is fucking stupid, it's all the lowest grade of comic book trash.

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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    i just texted aaron "you make my kokoro go doki doki"

    now we play the waiting game

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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    i feel so confident right now, you guys!

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    VanguardVanguard But now the dream is over. And the insect is awake.Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    i just texted aaron "you make my kokoro go doki doki"

    now we play the waiting game

    his response: eggplants cherries taco

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    Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    man monster hunter looks like such a janky typical capcom game

    just four dudes with silly weapons waling on a monster that isn't reacting at all except to occasionally perform a predictable canned animation

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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    man monster hunter looks like such a janky typical capcom game

    just four dudes with silly weapons waling on a monster that isn't reacting at all except to occasionally perform a predictable canned animation

    how dare u

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    Kid PresentableKid Presentable Registered User regular
    Elldren wrote: »
    Doodmann wrote: »
    wandering wrote: »
    In the original Star Wars EU continuity, the Sarlacc was basically a god within its own stomach. It basically hooks itself up to its victim's brains, torturing them and integrating their knowledge. They effectively become part of the Sarlacc's biology as their original bodies are digested and merged with the Sarlacc's stomach.

    It is Luke who is the stupid.
    from my point of view it is the EU that is

    Isn't that most peoples point of view? You're not anakin off the reservation with these hot takes wandering.

    The EU was fantastic

    Fucking brexit

    I love this

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    wanderingwandering Russia state-affiliated media Registered User regular
    a monster that isn't reacting at all except to occasionally perform a predictable canned animation
    but enough about trump

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    BurnageBurnage Registered User regular
    Arch wrote: »
    man monster hunter looks like such a janky typical capcom game

    just four dudes with silly weapons waling on a monster that isn't reacting at all except to occasionally perform a predictable canned animation

    how dare u

    As a predictable canned animation,

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    KrathoonKrathoon Registered User regular
    I am intrigued by this Brigsby Bear movie.

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    japanjapan Registered User regular
    i feel so confident right now, you guys!

    He's drunk with power

    He'll be starting conversations with passers by, next

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    knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
    The Second World War began on November 11, 1918

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
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    wanderingwandering Russia state-affiliated media Registered User regular
    when are they going to make a big open world pokémon snap game tho

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    wandering wrote: »
    a monster that isn't reacting at all except to occasionally perform a predictable canned animation
    but enough about trump my sex moves

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    Kid PresentableKid Presentable Registered User regular
    A very good joke for The Star Wars Stand-up Comedian to say: "Some bad dumb thing from the Star Wars books" is the worst thing to happen to the EU since brexit.

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    VanguardVanguard But now the dream is over. And the insect is awake.Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
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    VanguardVanguard But now the dream is over. And the insect is awake.Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
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    QanamilQanamil x Registered User regular
    set faff engines to youtube videos

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    Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    Interestingly, that post made me look up the spelling for "waling on" or "whaling on" someone.

    The most common and accepted spelling seems to be "whale on," but that just seems to be a formation based on the word "wale," as in a raised line or welt from striking somebody.

    it's definitely not "wailing on"

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