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How do I remove 50 hot dogs from my stomach SERIOUS ANSWERS ONLY

-Tal-Tal Registered User regular
edited August 2017 in Social Entropy++
I ate too much and I dont have insurance

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  • ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    -Tal wrote: »
    I ate too much and I dont have insurance

    keep eating, you'll throw up

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  • HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    Hold still while I ready my katana blade

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  • OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    -Tal wrote: »
    Put em in ya mouth and chew and swallow but really fast

    but in reverse

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  • MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    Focus your chakras and vomit them all out as one congealed mass like a cannonball.

  • QuetziQuetzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User, Moderator mod
    You gotta mouthpoop 'em

  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    take a big shit

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  • WiseManTobesWiseManTobes Registered User regular
    Fibre

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  • Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    poop like a champ

  • EncEnc A Fool with Compassion Pronouns: He, Him, HisRegistered User regular
    Two bottles of scotch and a chaser of Bismuth

  • EncEnc A Fool with Compassion Pronouns: He, Him, HisRegistered User regular
    But that's my answer to every problem

  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator Mod Emeritus
    Bookmarking this

  • bowenbowen Sup? Registered User regular
    what if you eat more with your butt

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
  • -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    The problem is I cant puke OR shit bc theres too many hot dogs to make either

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  • Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    then you got 99 problems and all of them are hot dogs

  • ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    -Tal wrote: »
    The problem is I cant puke OR shit bc theres too many hot dogs to make either

    Crystal you are a woman of science and you know thats nonsense

    You must believe in yourself

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  • QuetziQuetzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User, Moderator mod
    -Tal wrote: »
    The problem is I cant puke OR shit bc theres too many hot dogs to make either

    What if you do both at the same time

  • MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    In time the hot dogs will either be digested and leave the stomach, or you will die and eventually the decay will cause them to leave the stomach as they and your body break down.

    In the end, entropy wins.

  • EncEnc A Fool with Compassion Pronouns: He, Him, HisRegistered User regular
    Straightzi wrote: »
    -Tal wrote: »
    The problem is I cant puke OR shit bc theres too many hot dogs to make either

    What if you do both at the same time

    But backwards

    or is it butt backwards

  • -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    then you got 99 problems and all of them are hot dogs

    No it's 50

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  • bowenbowen Sup? Registered User regular
    -Tal wrote: »
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    then you got 99 problems and all of them are hot dogs

    No it's 50

    Did you chew them or swallow them whole? Seems like it'd change the quantity depending on your ingestion method.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
  • MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    What if you just consider yourself one big hotdog? Meat encased in skin.

  • Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    Push them out with more hot dogs

    Pick your favourite orifice

    [Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
  • LadaiLadai Registered User regular
    Every time I eat hot dogs I end up eating way too many hot dogs but I ultimately harbor no regrets.

    My favorite hot dog topping is "literally every topping and condiment immediately available around me."

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  • Ov3rchargeOv3rcharge R.I.P. Mass Effect You were dead to me for yearsRegistered User regular
    Is this the Mass Effect thread?

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  • ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    Ov3rcharge wrote: »
    Is this the Mass Effect thread?

    do you choose the red hot dog, the green hot dog, or the blue hot dog

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  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    You just need to melt the hot dogs down in some acid

    be very careful doing this though, you don't want to burn your lips on the acid when you drink it.

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  • -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    -Tal wrote: »
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    then you got 99 problems and all of them are hot dogs

    No it's 50

    Did you chew them or swallow them whole? Seems like it'd change the quantity depending on your ingestion method.

    I assure you the quantity is not in question

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  • MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    Adopt the mindset of a physics scientist and simplify the 50 hot dogs to be negligible resistance.

  • -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    Okay I see you're all a bunch of jokers in here

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  • KadithKadith Registered User regular
    Have you tried going back in time and not eating 50 hot dogs?

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  • GundiGundi Serious Bismuth Registered User regular
    tal nooooooooooooooo

    nooooooooooooooooooooooo

  • XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    I could go for a hotdog or three

    not 50 obviously, I don't want to end up like -Tal

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  • MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    Reload your previous save file.

  • -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    Rhesus Positive wrote: »
    Push them out with more hot dogs

    Pick your favourite orifice

    This would kill me
    Hobnail wrote: »
    Hold still while I ready my katana blade

    This would kill me
    Madican wrote: »
    Adopt the mindset of a physics scientist and simplify the 50 hot dogs to be negligible resistance.

    This didn't help
    Kadith wrote: »
    Have you tried going back in time and not eating 50 hot dogs?

    I can't
    Kadith wrote: »
    You just need to melt the hot dogs down in some acid

    be very careful doing this though, you don't want to burn your lips on the acid when you drink it.

    This would kill me

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  • blaze_zeroblaze_zero Registered User regular
    Lie on the ground in the fetal position. Rock back and forth. Moan endlessly.

  • ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    consume ipecac

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    Here ya go buddy:

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    Drink up!

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  • EncEnc A Fool with Compassion Pronouns: He, Him, HisRegistered User regular
    On the off chance that you actually did eat 50 hotdogs and are having an impacted digestive track, you should seek immediate medical attention.

  • RobonunRobonun It's all fun and games until someone pisses off China Registered User regular
    If this thread is for realsies, head on in to the ER for a stomach pump, then say ten Hail Marys for being a dumb.

  • pyromaniac221pyromaniac221 this just might be an interestin YTRegistered User regular
    Since you're more hot dog than human at this point, perhaps it would be more expedient to rid yourself of non-hot dog elements instead.

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