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How do I remove 50 hot dogs from my stomach SERIOUS ANSWERS ONLY

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Spin around really really really really really fast.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    KadithKadith Registered User regular
    Knob said this is a joke thread so I don't know why we need to produce serious answers.

    But my next serious answer is: very carefully.

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    XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    I feel like I'm completely missing two jokes

    and also 50 hot dogs

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Swallow @Knob.

    ... Take that how you will.

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    -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    tynic wrote: »
    Swallow Knob.

    ... Take that how you will.

    Finally a real solution

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    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    tynic wrote: »
    Swallow Knob.

    ... Take that how you will.

    Done and done.

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    LabelLabel Registered User regular
    edited August 2017
    Have you tried anal sex? Whichever.

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    WiseManTobesWiseManTobes Registered User regular
    Is your body just confused maybe by the only hotdogs part? try adding some fries and a drink, maybe it's just waiting for the rest of the combo meal to complete it's digestive journey

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    HermanoHermano Registered User regular
    Were all these hot dogs in buns?


    PSN- AHermano
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    -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    Hermano wrote: »
    Were all these hot dogs in buns?

    Yes of course

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    -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    Label wrote: »
    Have you tried anal sex? Whichever.

    I only believe in procreational sex

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    BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    Drink a gallon of milk in an hour

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    DeansDeans Registered User regular
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    Drink a gallon of milk in an hour

    And then eat 50 marshmallow peeps to get rid of the milk.

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    fightinfilipinofightinfilipino Angry as Hell #BLMRegistered User regular
    become the God Emperor of Dune

    except instead of sandworms, you turn into a hot dog

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    become the God Emperor of Dune

    except instead of sandworms, you turn into a hot dog

    wow, spoilers.

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    fightinfilipinofightinfilipino Angry as Hell #BLMRegistered User regular
    tynic wrote: »
    become the God Emperor of Dune

    except instead of sandworms, you turn into a hot dog

    wow, spoilers.

    in the end -Tal falls into a river of Coca Cola

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    PerrsunPerrsun Registered User regular
    become the God Emperor of Dune

    except instead of sandworms, you turn into a hot dog

    Muat'dog

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    WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    Okay first, I need you to ask nightcrawler if he's into vore

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    crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    Okay first, I need you to ask nightcrawler if he's into vore
    jake gyllenhal is probably into vore, yeah

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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    Go to one of those claw-grabby games where you can get a stuffed animal, break the glass with your forehead, then pay the gathering crowd to claw-grab the hot dogs out of your stomach. You may have to dislocate your jaw first.

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    HermanoHermano Registered User regular
    -Tal wrote: »
    Hermano wrote: »
    Were all these hot dogs in buns?

    Yes of course

    50 sandwiches...my god


    PSN- AHermano
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    LadaiLadai Registered User regular
    There's a bar near my apartment that does $2 hot dogs every Tuesday, with different toppings offered every week.

    It's pretty awesome.

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    MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    tynic wrote: »
    become the God Emperor of Dune

    except instead of sandworms, you turn into a hot dog

    wow, spoilers.

    in the end -Tal falls into a river of Coca Cola

    At what point do the Oompa Loompas make an appearance to sing?

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    Desert LeviathanDesert Leviathan Registered User regular
    edited August 2017
    In the event that you survive your hot dog dilemma, please let me know how, because I made all the rest of the left over breakfast waffle batter intended for 20 employees into waffles for 1 me, and I feel like right now we are Bad Decision Soulmates.

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    miscellaneousinsanitymiscellaneousinsanity grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother, i hurt peopleRegistered User regular
    just lie down and i'll jump on your stomach

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    XehalusXehalus Registered User regular
    edited August 2017
    I recommend jalapenos whole or diced

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    GvzbgulGvzbgul Registered User regular
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    miscellaneousinsanitymiscellaneousinsanity grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother, i hurt peopleRegistered User regular
    In the even that you survive your hot dog dilemma, please let me know how, because I made all the rest of the left over breakfast waffle batter intended for 20 employees into waffles for 1 me, and I feel like right now we are Bad Decision Soulmates.

    well now i want a waffle dog

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    LadaiLadai Registered User regular
    I actually do wonder how professional eaters recover after ingesting so much food in such a small amount of time.

    In 2008 I decided to go with a few friends to the Nathan's hot dog eating competition in Coney Island, where I witnessed a man eat 59 hot dogs in 10 minutes, plus another five in 50 seconds to win the tie breaker.

    I just imagine I'd want to lie down and sleep for like 16 hours after something like that.

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    Raw ConcreteRaw Concrete Registered User regular
    This thread is a total SE++ flashback. Minus the shock images, ofc.

    Oh, come and shake me 'till I'm dry
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    AshcroftAshcroft LOL The PayloadRegistered User regular
    Hot Dogs are that food best shaped to enter and exit the body with the minimum of fuss, from any direction, how did you fuck up this badly?

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    Care Free BombCare Free Bomb Registered User regular
    If I know anything about children's rhymes I know you have to eat something that will eat hot dogs

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    ReynoldsReynolds Gone Fishin'Registered User regular
    If I know anything about children's rhymes I know you have to eat something that will eat hot dogs

    Eat Takeru Kobayashi ASAP.

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    GvzbgulGvzbgul Registered User regular
    Ashcroft wrote: »
    Hot Dogs are that food best shaped to enter and exit the body with the minimum of fuss, from any direction, how did you fuck up this badly?
    What if you eat them sideways?

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    Desert LeviathanDesert Leviathan Registered User regular
    Ladai wrote: »
    I actually do wonder how professional eaters recover after ingesting so much food in such a small amount of time.

    In 2008 I decided to go with a few friends to the Nathan's hot dog eating competition in Coney Island, where I witnessed a man eat 59 hot dogs in 10 minutes, plus another five in 50 seconds to win the tie breaker.

    I just imagine I'd want to lie down and sleep for like 16 hours after something like that.

    I used to know a guy from church who entered one of those contests just so he could meet Takeru Kobayashi. He didn't see what any of the other competitors did, but he just went and barfed in a trash can after.

    Realizing lately that I don't really trust or respect basically any of the moderators here. So, good luck with life, friends! Hit me up on Twitter @DesertLeviathan
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    HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    I like to take a couple cheap disgusting nitrate packed gristledogs and slice them into chunks and fry them in oil and put them into kraft dinner and dump ketchup all over it and eat it

    Broke as fuck in the style of the times. Gratitude is all that can return on your generosity.

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    Virgil_Leads_YouVirgil_Leads_You Proud Father House GardenerRegistered User regular
    edited August 2017
    Generally, from what I've found, you treat over eating much like a migrane.

    Water is good
    I also suggest lying down in a dark room.
    Stay offline / away from bright screens
    Don't be afraid to go to the restroom to puke or whatever
    Leave off any tight clothing / go commando
    try to sleep, your body will figure it out, one way or another.
    A shower can help with sleeping

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    TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    I CAN SEE YOUR FUTURE.
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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2017
    You'll need the suction that only a @Keith brand Keith Vacuum can provide.

    He can suck your weiner right off.

    Raijin Quickfoot on
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    AshcroftAshcroft LOL The PayloadRegistered User regular
    Why do we call both the sausage itself, and the bun/sausage/condiments combo, a hot dog?

    How did this happen?

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