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  • credeikicredeiki Registered User regular
    edited September 2017
    syndalis wrote: »
    credeiki wrote: »
    syndalis wrote: »
    where did you see blasted with led light at night?

    Because that goes against them having two sensors on there that work absent any light...

    Oh didn't someone in chat suggest they were using an illuminator? I misread then.

    Regardless, I like illuminators because fuck putting a second sensor on my stuff; it gets expensive and I'm not apple! And simulating ir data is harder than simulating eo data so algorithm development can be harder if you have both. Plus ir can get different features more strongly.
    there are four sensors on there working together for face ID.

    apple is crazy.

    Stuff like this makes me want to work for apple or the sort of company that gets bought out by them. But...no, that would be more intense than what I want from my work life. Cool shit though.

    credeiki on
    Steam, LoL: credeiki
  • AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    desc wrote: »
    No other company had actual personality in emoji

    and now they're dead

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    emnmnme wrote: »
    Atomika wrote: »
    Henroid wrote: »
    Star Wars 1: Episode 4: A New Hope
    Star Wars 2: Episode 5: The Empire Strikes Back
    Star Wars 3: Episode 6: Return of the Jedi
    Star Wars 4: Caravan of Courage: An Ewok Adventure
    Star Wars 5: Episode 1: The Phantom Menace
    Star Wars 6: Episode 2: Attack of the Clones
    Star Wars 7: Episode 3: Revenge of the Sith
    Star Wars 8: Episode 7: The Force Awakens
    Star Wars 9: Rogue One: A Star Wars Story

    how dare you forget about The Battle for Endor

    Wasn't there an animated Star Wars in theaters? From the commercials, it had Jabba the Hutt's son farting a lot.

    Yeah. It's pretty much just a long episode of the Clone Wars cartoon.

  • P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    a thousand dollars for a phone is too much money

    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    SniperGuy wrote: »
    If it does flood your face with light, infared is technically light. We just need a clarification on what they mean.

    The cutaway of the front shows a "Flood illuminator" and an IR camera, but no IR illuminator.

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  • HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    9x encompases 95 a/b/b-usb/c, 98/98SE, and ME

    It's basically the end line of the pre-NT kernel (DOS/Win3.1 line)
    I was taught that b-usb was c, and c was d.

  • RonTheDMRonTheDM Yes, yes Registered User regular
    iPhone One X

  • SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    Aioua wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    Microsoft skipped 9 because of its similarity to Windows 9x.

    I remain convinced that was a myth

    that shit is decided by marketing

    I mean yes it's true that if some moron was checking the friendly OS name for "Windows 9*" it would cause problems but like
    who the fuck is checking to make sure you're not on a completely different kernel from nearly two decades ago
    and clearly their software sucks because they're doing that wrong in the first place

    It's a good fun myth though. I can see there being a lot of weird legacy stuff they didn't want to have to deal with. Or being unsure of even what kind of legacy stuff existed.

    And Windows 10 sounds better anyways.

  • bowenbowen Sup? Registered User regular
    Aioua wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    Microsoft skipped 9 because of its similarity to Windows 9x.

    I remain convinced that was a myth

    that shit is decided by marketing

    I mean yes it's true that if some moron was checking the friendly OS name for "Windows 9*" it would cause problems but like
    who the fuck is checking to make sure you're not on a completely different kernel from nearly two decades ago
    and clearly their software sucks because they're doing that wrong in the first place

    It would break a lot of ancient games.

    I have probably 4-5 games that barf because of it when it checks for the NT kernel and finds it on XP. Even though it should work without a problem.

    But yes it was most likely a 70% marketing 30% technical decision

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
  • SixSix Caches Tweets in the mainframe cyberhex Registered User regular
    Aioua wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    Microsoft skipped 9 because of its similarity to Windows 9x.

    I remain convinced that was a myth

    that shit is decided by marketing

    I mean yes it's true that if some moron was checking the friendly OS name for "Windows 9*" it would cause problems but like
    who the fuck is checking to make sure you're not on a completely different kernel from nearly two decades ago
    and clearly their software sucks because they're doing that wrong in the first place

    My understanding was that having "Windows 9" in places within the operating system could be interpreted in a ton of place, especially legacy applications, as Windows 95 or 98 and shit would break. They took the marketing opportunity, but there was a technical reason to do it. It wasn't just to escape the specter of the past.

    can you feel the struggle within?
  • HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    A thousand dollars for the latest phone model is what happens when you R&D your ass off to produce a new product every year.

  • Captain UltraCaptain Ultra low resolution pictures of birds Registered User regular
    also numbering tragedies

    Mambo No 5 was the first one.

  • Sir LandsharkSir Landshark resting shark face Registered User regular
    P10 wrote: »
    a thousand dollars for a phone is too much money

    I don't like paying any more than $100 tbh

    Please consider the environment before printing this post.
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  • QuidQuid Definitely not a banana Registered User regular
    So It Goes wrote: »
    from $999

    the future is 1k phones :)

    NOPE

    Gonna start being an old man about this shit

    Moving back to the PNW and moving on to my farm with some goats and chickens and becoming a recluse

  • Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    SniperGuy wrote: »
    If it does flood your face with light, infared is technically light. We just need a clarification on what they mean.

    The cutaway of the front shows a "Flood illuminator" and an IR camera, but no IR illuminator.

    The dot projector is IR and I believe the flood illuminator is both.

    Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    Atomika wrote: »
    Runny Diarrhea From A Butt Riddled with Sores

    But enough about zack Snyder

  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    japan wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    So It Goes wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    Microsoft skipped 9 because of its similarity to Windows 9x.

    what the hell is Windows 9x

    Windows 95/98

    I think also ME, technically

    (although it is best forgotten)

    The next one should have been Windows You

    Microsoft's passive-aggressive phase

    With their unpopular slogan "Where the hell do you think you're going?"

  • syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products, Transition Team regular
    edited September 2017
    P10 wrote: »
    a thousand dollars for a phone is too much money

    its fine.

    They will have a phone that costs less than half of that, the 8 series, and the X series.

    Its like a car manufacturer making a 20k, 40k and 100k car.

    Serving different markets.

    syndalis on
    SW-4158-3990-6116
    Let's play Mario Kart or something...
  • P10P10 An Idiot With Low IQ Registered User regular
    P10 wrote: »
    a thousand dollars for a phone is too much money

    I don't like paying any more than $100 tbh
    you and me, shark
    5hQur7K.jpg?1

    Shameful pursuits and utterly stupid opinions
  • RonTheDMRonTheDM Yes, yes Registered User regular
    iPhone One Xs 2 Mini Note Ex

  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    Kamiro wrote: »
    Then we'll get Windows 11 followed by Windows 100

    MS has more or less said 10 is the last version of Windows

    they're shifting to the Apple model of feature updates once or twice a year. But they're never doing a complete OS change again

  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    Look do you want an iPhone X or healthcare

  • bowenbowen Sup? Registered User regular
    Like a lot of old C code would call up the windows version and check if the string "NT" was present at all.

    If it was, immediately hard kill and stop install.

    It would not surprise me if a ton of them check for "Windows 9#" for 95/98/ME (ME still identified itself as 98 IIRC).

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
  • GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    iphone x day one muthafukas

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  • AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    Kamiro wrote: »
    Aioua wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    Microsoft skipped 9 because of its similarity to Windows 9x.

    I remain convinced that was a myth

    that shit is decided by marketing

    I mean yes it's true that if some moron was checking the friendly OS name for "Windows 9*" it would cause problems but like
    who the fuck is checking to make sure you're not on a completely different kernel from nearly two decades ago
    and clearly their software sucks because they're doing that wrong in the first place

    Are you saying you're surprised that software developers aren't thinking of the future? Cause...

    I'm saying that even MS's obsession with backwards compat isn't strong enough for this to be the reason.

    The programs that would trip up on that would already be incredibly archaic (think like, things designed to run in the early XP days) and programmed in the stupidest way. Like I would suspect they already wouldn't be running on NT6.3/10 boxes, just from code drift, much less a OS name string.

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
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  • RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    Look do you want an iPhone X or healthcare

    healthcare

  • syndalissyndalis Getting Classy On the WallRegistered User, Loves Apple Products, Transition Team regular
    Gooey wrote: »
    iphone x day one muthafukas

    yeah, I am getting that phone. In black.

    And I will not put it in a case.

    SW-4158-3990-6116
    Let's play Mario Kart or something...
  • SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    iPhone X gonna give it you

  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    P10 wrote: »
    a thousand dollars for a phone is too much money

    If I could believe it would last for a good number of years before I felt it was obsolete and not much greater than a $300 phone, but there is like a 99% chance it won't do that.

  • ZampanovZampanov You May Not Go Home Until Tonight Has Been MagicalRegistered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    Also Chelle was watching The Magicians last night and HOLY FUCK does that show go dark all of a sudden. I don't mean blood. I mean from like Harry Potter:Night Shift to 8mm:Magic Crimes

    it gets worse

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    PSN/XBL: Zampanov -- Steam: Zampanov
  • EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    i'm a very well-rounded person
    circular-- globe-like, even
    I am a perfectly round geometrical object
    in three-dimensional space

    but according to my mom i'm
    'goth'
    because i like lisa frank
    paint my nails black
    and eat vegan food

    her first reaction to my tattoo
    'are you a liberal'

    yahoo answers will my mom ever understand me
    ???

    Nina Freeman-chan...

    "and the morning stars I have seen
    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
  • TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    Vanguard wrote: »
    iPhone One X

    next year's model will be

    iPhone X2
    iPhone X2+

    and then the year after

    iPhone X2S
    iPhone X2S+

    'X2S+' is way too much of a mouthful for the Apple non-aesthetic. Guarantee they'll release "iPhone" at some point, as they did with the iPad 3

  • BronzeKoopaBronzeKoopa Registered User regular
    also numbering tragedies

    Mambo No 5 was the first one.

    This commercial aired in 2017
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsi0axRNmsw

  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    2i 2 phoneous

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  • AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    WHYYYY DID ALL THESE PROGRAMS USE THE FRIENDLY NAME STRING

    JESUS THE KERNEL VERSIONS ARE RIGHT THERE

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    Aioua wrote: »
    Kamiro wrote: »
    Aioua wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    Microsoft skipped 9 because of its similarity to Windows 9x.

    I remain convinced that was a myth

    that shit is decided by marketing

    I mean yes it's true that if some moron was checking the friendly OS name for "Windows 9*" it would cause problems but like
    who the fuck is checking to make sure you're not on a completely different kernel from nearly two decades ago
    and clearly their software sucks because they're doing that wrong in the first place

    Are you saying you're surprised that software developers aren't thinking of the future? Cause...

    I'm saying that even MS's obsession with backwards compat isn't strong enough for this to be the reason.

    The programs that would trip up on that would already be incredibly archaic (think like, things designed to run in the early XP days) and programmed in the stupidest way. Like I would suspect they already wouldn't be running on NT6.3/10 boxes, just from code drift, much less a OS name string.

    There is a lot of SME level business critical software in the windows ecosystem written by one-man-band developers that hasn't been supported or updated in decades.

  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    Zampanov wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    Also Chelle was watching The Magicians last night and HOLY FUCK does that show go dark all of a sudden. I don't mean blood. I mean from like Harry Potter:Night Shift to 8mm:Magic Crimes

    it gets worse

    No way

  • matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited September 2017
    Or maybe they'll finally drop the 'i'.

    Like literally every other tech company not stuck in 1998's naming scheme.

    matt has a problem on
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