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    SummaryJudgmentSummaryJudgment Grab the hottest iron you can find, stride in the Tower’s front door Registered User regular
    Neco noooooooooooo

    Don't be gone forever

    Just be gone til you come back

    Some days Blue wonders why anyone ever bothered making numbers so small; other days she supposes even infinity needs to start somewhere.
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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    edited September 2017
    like i'm pretty certain the message wasn't supposed to imply "... and that's a good thing!"

    but i can understand some people reading it that way because it was pretty clumsily executed

    Chanus on
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    SummaryJudgmentSummaryJudgment Grab the hottest iron you can find, stride in the Tower’s front door Registered User regular
    A question

    Do i go home for lunch and eat almond chicken leftovers

    Or

    Do i stay here and get Lebanese food truck

    Some days Blue wonders why anyone ever bothered making numbers so small; other days she supposes even infinity needs to start somewhere.
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    SummaryJudgmentSummaryJudgment Grab the hottest iron you can find, stride in the Tower’s front door Registered User regular
    Option C

    Go home and play pubg, come back and get food truck on the way back in

    Some days Blue wonders why anyone ever bothered making numbers so small; other days she supposes even infinity needs to start somewhere.
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    credeikicredeiki Registered User regular
    Also @Evil Multifarious you are a treasure and @Vanguard that is a delightful OP

    Steam, LoL: credeiki
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    DasUberEdwardDasUberEdward Registered User regular
    A question

    Do i go home for lunch and eat almond chicken leftovers

    Or

    Do i stay here and get Lebanese food truck

    food truck.

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    Kid PresentableKid Presentable Registered User regular
    I feel myself getting progressively less capable of coping with the psychological trauma of being at work.

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited September 2017
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    So It Goes wrote: »
    Dyna consider that infraction for making an obvious joke like twenty posts too late

    I haven't had a chance to post in chat for like 5 days. I was so excited to even make a tired joke that I rolled the dice. Alas

    Also, 9 years since my last run-in with the man. I better get a lawyer. And hit the gym just in case.

    gym up
    hit the lawyer

    Elendil on
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    AresProphetAresProphet Registered User regular
    Lebanese

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    SummaryJudgmentSummaryJudgment Grab the hottest iron you can find, stride in the Tower’s front door Registered User regular
    That is certainly an op

    Wow

    Some days Blue wonders why anyone ever bothered making numbers so small; other days she supposes even infinity needs to start somewhere.
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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    I feel myself getting progressively less capable of coping with the psychological trauma of being at work.

    This is called growing up. Gotta get a blister before you get a callous

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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    Diarrhea sux, FYI.

    So does nausea.

    Upside to being sick: I can do some work at home between shitruns.

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    I feel myself getting progressively less capable of coping with the psychological trauma of being at work.

    i had a dream just before i woke up this morning that t'pol was telling me i shouldn't report for duty because i had a fever

    and i woke up convinced i was meant to call in sick today

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    navgoosenavgoose Registered User regular
    A question

    Do i go home for lunch and eat almond chicken leftovers

    Or

    Do i stay here and get Lebanese food truck

    What other secrets remain locked inside an almond? Milk, chicken, maybe next it will be world peace.

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    SummaryJudgmentSummaryJudgment Grab the hottest iron you can find, stride in the Tower’s front door Registered User regular
    Elendil wrote: »
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    So It Goes wrote: »
    Dyna consider that infraction for making an obvious joke like twenty posts too late

    I haven't had a chance to post in chat for like 5 days. I was so excited to even make a tired joke that I rolled the dice. Alas

    Also, 9 years since my last run-in with the man. I better get a lawyer. And hit the gym just in case.

    gym up
    hit the lawyer

    Hey

    I hit back

    SIG does too i bet

    Some days Blue wonders why anyone ever bothered making numbers so small; other days she supposes even infinity needs to start somewhere.
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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    I feel myself getting progressively less capable of coping with the psychological trauma of being at work.

    This is called growing up. Gotta get a blister before you get a callous

    i'm 37 when do i grow up

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    SummaryJudgmentSummaryJudgment Grab the hottest iron you can find, stride in the Tower’s front door Registered User regular
    New York Tcheldors goes back in time and writes you out if existance

    Paracausal rekt

    Some days Blue wonders why anyone ever bothered making numbers so small; other days she supposes even infinity needs to start somewhere.
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    SummaryJudgmentSummaryJudgment Grab the hottest iron you can find, stride in the Tower’s front door Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    I feel myself getting progressively less capable of coping with the psychological trauma of being at work.

    This is called growing up. Gotta get a blister before you get a callous

    i'm 37 when do i grow up

    You've got a mortgage now bro

    That was it

    Some days Blue wonders why anyone ever bothered making numbers so small; other days she supposes even infinity needs to start somewhere.
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    TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    Jubal77 wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    Jubal77 wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    Jubal77 wrote: »
    http://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/20697346/fans-removed-fenway-park-seats-racism-american-baseball-sign

    Ahh... Boston...

    Fans lower Racism is American as Baseball sign on live TV. They get ejected still of course.

    i mean

    not wrong

    I was ready to give them benefit of the doubt but....

    "inspired by Black Lives Matter..."

    No.... no benefit.

    i'm not sure i understand this unless you're reading it differently than i am or you have a different opinion of BLM than I do

    Actually yeah I am sorry. I will look into it more. I wasnt sure if it was a statement or more shitheel racism that has been an issue in Fenway for a long while.

    it is kind of ambiguously stated, but i think their intent was examining american history and realizing we need to recognize and correct some things

    i'm not sure if it was intended to reflect the integration of baseball or not, but i think that's also a convenient metaphor

    Yes, there's a narrative that racism is an overt and external force that Real Americans are of course unsympathetic to, or that Donald Trump is somehow in defiance of American values (instead of just governmental protocol and norms). This is harmful because it steers us away from self-reflection and investigation into the root of where our problems actually come from.

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    wait i'm not 37 for 3 more weeks stop making yourself older chanus gawl

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    MazzyxMazzyx Comedy Gold Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    I feel myself getting progressively less capable of coping with the psychological trauma of being at work.

    i had a dream just before i woke up this morning that t'pol was telling me i shouldn't report for duty because i had a fever

    and i woke up convinced i was meant to call in sick today

    Was T'Pol in uniform or getting "decontaminated" in this dream?

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    AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    Diarrhea sux, FYI.

    So does nausea.

    Upside to being sick: I can do some work at home between shitruns.

    I did that all day yesterday.

    Then when I weighed myself this morning I had gained a pound somehow.





    So sick I'm breaking the laws of thermodynamics.

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    I feel myself getting progressively less capable of coping with the psychological trauma of being at work.

    This is called growing up. Gotta get a blister before you get a callous

    i don't really agree but my experience is probably not in the norm.

    The jobs i've had were either me lying to people suckering them into a pyramid scheme, which I could not deal with by the end, or working on video games, in which case I don't really feel any trauma.

    IDK if I shoulda stayed at Pyramid co. Leaving there was probably a net plus.

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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    I feel myself getting progressively less capable of coping with the psychological trauma of being at work.

    This is called growing up. Gotta get a blister before you get a callous

    i'm 37 when do i grow up
    When you stop feeling or the feeling ranges between nothingness and hot searing agony. You need psychological neuropathy

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    VanguardVanguard But now the dream is over. And the insect is awake.Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    That is certainly an op

    Wow

    not going to lie, i am probably more proud of it than i should be

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    Captain UltraCaptain Ultra low resolution pictures of birds Registered User regular
    wait Canada invented racism?

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Mazzyx wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    I feel myself getting progressively less capable of coping with the psychological trauma of being at work.

    i had a dream just before i woke up this morning that t'pol was telling me i shouldn't report for duty because i had a fever

    and i woke up convinced i was meant to call in sick today

    Was T'Pol in uniform or getting "decontaminated" in this dream?

    in uniform

    i am a gentleman

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    Captain UltraCaptain Ultra low resolution pictures of birds Registered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    wait i'm not 37 for 3 more weeks stop making yourself older chanus gawl

    37... eons, right?

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    emnmnmeemnmnme Registered User regular
    Jubal77 wrote: »
    http://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/20697346/fans-removed-fenway-park-seats-racism-american-baseball-sign

    Ahh... Boston...

    Fans lower Racism is American as Baseball sign on live TV. They get ejected still of course.
    The ejected individual who spoke to CSN New England in a phone interview was surprised there was confusion as to the exact message being sent, as some thought the banner was promoting racism.

    "I guess we should have seen that coming, but we also didn't think of it as an ambiguous message," the group member told CSN New England. "It's kind of telling that it is being interpreted as one."

    My first thought was the the whites hanging the banner were promoting racism. Baseball is an institution/national pastime to be protected.

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    Chanus wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    I feel myself getting progressively less capable of coping with the psychological trauma of being at work.

    This is called growing up. Gotta get a blister before you get a callous

    i'm 37 when do i grow up
    When you stop feeling or the feeling ranges between nothingness and hot searing agony. You need psychological neuropathy

    probably true

    Allegedly a voice of reason.
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    AresProphetAresProphet Registered User regular
    Vanguard wrote: »
    That is certainly an op

    Wow

    not going to lie, i am probably more proud of it than i should be

    Good artists create

    Great artists steal

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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    wait Canada invented racism?

    No, the English did, like they invented baseball

    Canada invented Basketball.

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    ChanusChanus Harbinger of the Spicy Rooster Apocalypse The Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User regular
    Vanguard wrote: »
    That is certainly an op

    Wow

    not going to lie, i am probably more proud of it than i should be

    sure makes "which is best poop" poll look like a real stinker

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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
    Vanguard wrote: »
    That is certainly an op

    Wow

    not going to lie, i am probably more proud of it than i should be

    Good artists create

    Great artists steal ~21stCentury

    Good quote from a good person.

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    Kid PresentableKid Presentable Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    I feel myself getting progressively less capable of coping with the psychological trauma of being at work.

    This is called growing up. Gotta get a blister before you get a callous

    I am 32 and have worked six days a week for at least the past like, six years.

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    Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    Vanguard wrote: »
    That is certainly an op

    Wow

    not going to lie, i am probably more proud of it than i should be

    vanguard siphoning off high-interest awesomes from my principal like some kind of cunning reaction banker

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    Kid PresentableKid Presentable Registered User regular
    Wait I think I'm 33

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    Kid PresentableKid Presentable Registered User regular
    Yeah definitely 33

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    credeikicredeiki Registered User regular
    Ludious wrote: »
    I feel myself getting progressively less capable of coping with the psychological trauma of being at work.

    This is called growing up. Gotta get a blister before you get a callous

    I am 32 and have worked six days a week for at least the past like, six years.

    That is extremely upsetting. Is there a path to having 2-day weekends again or no?

    Steam, LoL: credeiki
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    TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    Chanus wrote: »
    like i'm pretty certain the message wasn't supposed to imply "... and that's a good thing!"

    but i can understand some people reading it that way because it was pretty clumsily executed and MLB's audience is extremely old and whitebread

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