hi hello everybody!
it's a camp counseling thread!
it's
the camp counseling thread!
so what’s a camp counseling you may be asking? well, it’s a thing i been doing off and on for like a fucking decade at this point. the gist is i like a lot of weird and dumb and absurd movies. and, since i swim in trash on the reg, i discover a ton of shit ya’ll gotta see. with the internet, i can do that super easy.
so, i get a bunch of cats together and we watch some trash via the internet (usually rabb.it)
but there’s a twist!!!!
when you show up to the chat room or theater (hopefully, someday, maybe), you will
not know what is being played!!!!
it’s a complete mystery!!!
you could see anything: trashy, bottom bin horror movies! direct to video action flicks from the eighties! eurosleaze! blaxploitation! lifetime original movies! and every ridiculous thing in between. also, probably a lot of chad lowe. that dude pops up a lot when you deep dive into the cinema dumpster.
to get kind of a feel of what kinda movies you may see, here’s some previously featured movies (in no way is this a complete list, as i been doing this off and on for years and i ain’t write down shit.)
highway to hell
dreamaniac
the nude vampire
cool breeze
street trash
sexting in suburbia
dollman
uncle sam
evolver
rock ‘n’ roll nightmare
the video dead
instructions for how to do the thing:
I am interested in joining y'all, how do I partake?
Step 1: www.kastapp.co and create an account
Step 2: PM Rorshach your username
Step 3: Pick and obtain your preferred method of joining (they have a download app, web app that works in Chrome only, or phone apps)
Step 4: Join at around 8 PM PST/11 PM EST (sometimes a little before as he does a preshow, but never more than 15 minutes before)
I think that's about it.
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Im not a crazy person.
Yes. It's formatted a bit like Twitch or something similar. You have one screen on which everyone is watching the same video feed, with chat scrolling over to the right.
Look deep into my internet eyes and tell me, honestly: is tonight's movie good enough to roll through that sleep-deprived and hungover, or should I hang tight for next week?
I did just go make a custom six pack at the grocery store, at any rate.
This seems like a good use for it.
yes*
yeah definitely gonna not do a second movie
donna wanna run outta material, really
I have to get my kids up and ready for my son to get to an 8am soccer game with enough time to warm-up. We're going to have to get up earlier tomorrow than we do for a school day. And my wife is working tomorrow, so it's just me solo with the two of them.
So I'll roll with sadly light drinking tonight and deal with the lack of sleep with large amounts of caffeine.
yo i got a doozy for ya'll
https://lets.rabb.it/886j/0SqkMo7OQG
i triiiiiiied to get back in to comment that yes, Unsolved Mysteries is great.
i watched a lot of freaky-ass episodes as a kid, so that theme can give me chills.
fight me
On that note may I recommend the following for your consideration:
(ALTERNATE COVER AND NAME FOR PRANK IN SPOILER BELOW)
If I wasn't so vain that would be my new profile icon.
A true Dick Tater
yeah really you wouldn’t go the louvre and start telling em what paintings they should put up (this may actually be something that happens at the louvre, I don’t care)
I man it IS bullshit that they don't have a single dog playing poker
fuck you for making me have to agree with you
You only bring our the good china when you have special guests
gotta save something for when the pope comes to visit
Fine, play that TRUMP card. It was only suggestion. #MCCGA #DRAINTHEVHCCESSPOOL
I'm going to be that one kid at camp who tries to break all the rules and organizes the prank where a camp counselor's bed is put out on the island swimming dock. It's going to be like the summer of 2000 all over again!
Mary Poppins? The Pacifier? It's an endless list!
Twitch (I stream most days of the week)
Twitter (mean leftist discourse)