Camp Counseling Can Never Die

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  • Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    next week: the second annual camp counseling film festival

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    next week: the second annual camp counseling film festival

    porkys 6 times in a row?

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  • Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    i regret to inform you all that there is no cock cutters 4

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  • darunia106darunia106 J-bob in games Death MountainRegistered User regular
    My first thought the morning after was how I should try to watch cats on my own without the chat so I could pay better attention to it.

    What is happnening.

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  • GustavGustav Registered User regular
    i regret to inform you all that there is no cock cutters 4

    oh no how will we ever endure

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  • Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    you're right

    i should just cancel camp counseling forever

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  • ReynoldsReynolds Raving Rabbit Registered User regular
    We all have cameras and time.

    Camp Counseling Presents: Cock Cutters 4: The Cock Master

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  • CristovalCristoval Registered User regular
    I'll grab my shears

  • darunia106darunia106 J-bob in games Death MountainRegistered User regular
    Tonight?

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  • Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    darunia106 wrote: »
    Tonight?

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  • ReynoldsReynolds Raving Rabbit Registered User regular


    ?

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  • Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    room
    is
    live

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  • sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Registered User regular
    You lost me with Sleazy P Martini, but at least now I know how to pick up a man with a stolen dog.

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  • MagellMagell Sphinx! Parts UnknownRegistered User regular
    So sad my computer couldn't handle all of the picking up men stream and died on me.

  • Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    edited April 25
    just a head's up:

    there will be no camp counseling the next few weeks (2+)

    got a health problem i gotta focus in figuring out

    any more detes you need, you can hmu on the socials/pm

    Rorshach Kringle on
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  • el_vicioel_vicio Registered User regular
    Get well soon, I hope things turn out alright!

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  • darunia106darunia106 J-bob in games Death MountainRegistered User regular
    More time to pick up a man.

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  • CristovalCristoval Registered User regular
    I had to dip out early, but did we find out if we are truly loved or not?

    Did Ted Danson finish his last 2 hours of court mandated community service??

  • sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Registered User regular
    We found out you should never have sex

    Ever

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  • sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Registered User regular
    edited April 25
    Not you specifically

    The royal you

    spono on
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  • ZonugalZonugal The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User regular
    More importantly, I learned that you should definitely pay off any large number of unpaid traffic and parking fines incurred in the Los Angeles area or you'll have to star in a PSA about teenagers fucking.

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  • sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Registered User regular
    Maybe I should stop paying parking meters and see if I can get one of these PSAs

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  • Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    all i learned was the bateman siblings had weirdo incest vibes even as teens

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  • JuggernutJuggernut Registered User regular
    Remember

    Love is a step ladder

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  • CristovalCristoval Registered User regular
    There's a whole subplot in arrested development where they wanna fuck so that tracks.

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  • KetarKetar Come on upstairs we're having a partyRegistered User regular
    I showed some friends Pin the other night. How did I miss that Jonathan Banks is the voice of Pin when we watched it for camp counseling?

    Have to admit that I do kind of wish I'd waited even longer until I could show it to them in person and see some facial expressions at times, but their reactions were still pretty good.

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  • CristovalCristoval Registered User regular
    So with Camp Counselling on hiatus I sat down virtually with a friend and fired up this little gem:

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    It's roughly the plot of any Assassins Creed game but probably marginally better. Present day tech company run by a Reggie Fills Amie-type hires a bunch of scientists to do science, but one of them accidentally creates a time machine. This turns out to be all part of the plan as Reggie, a Muslim, has some serious baggage with Christ the God (everyone kind of does in this though) and wants to use said time machine to go back and do a jihad on Jesus Christ (the movie is also kind of racist). Main scientist guy who is actually the main character ,and not some hired goon we spend the first 10 minutes of the movie with as his family is killed (also by God), grabs his rag-tag group of House M.D. side characters and takes a jaunt through time to stop the jihad and become best bro's with Christ, Lord of Lambs. The movie is pretty wild, and I can't really tell if it's pro-science or pro-Christianity but probably a bit of both, confusingly, even though the whole central conceit and execution comes off as pretty blasphemous. They have Jesus quoting Terminator and Mel Gibson's Passion of the Christ (beating me to these very same jokes by mere seconds even!) with his new stereotypical African American friend for example, and later on said friend butts in front of Simon of Cyrene to be the one to help Christ carry the cross up the hill.

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    It's good stuff. A bunch of time-mercenaries also end up on crosses behind Jesus, followed by our main hero yelling at Him to His dying, crucified face a bunch for being a fraud because he let the mercs shoot and kill his hot lab assistant (his parents also get killed, but this rattles him less), so that's fun.

    Obviously it's on a budget, but it has some real YTV/Nickelodeon sleekness to it and never feels half baked surprisingly. It also sticks well within its janky time travel rules even though it gets a little cumbersome at the end.

    I spent $5 on it, which could have went towards a McChicken sandwich, but the aftershocks are more or less the same.

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  • KetarKetar Come on upstairs we're having a partyRegistered User regular
    I have another movie night coming up with friends via Kast, and my brother has requested a horror film.

    And I'm thinking, I'm thinkin' it might be time to show them Neon Maniacs.

    Rorshach Kringle
  • el_vicioel_vicio Registered User regular
    If things line up, this saturday I'll get the chance to watch Evilspeak, which looks pretty great

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  • facetiousfacetious a wit so dry it shits sandRegistered User regular
    My best friend was just telling me about Assassin 33 AD a couple weeks ago. It sounded buck wild.

    "I am not young enough to know everything." - Oscar Wilde
    Real strong, facetious.

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  • Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    I have of late watched:


    Tammy and the T-Rex
    Tanny and the Teenaged T-Rex
    Robowar
    Spookies
    Ninja Turf
    Sledgehammer
    Phantom of the Mall (I missed this on Camp Counseling)
    Centipede Horror

    Today my dad told me to watch a Real TV Show That Is Good and I was like "ehh I'm gonna watch Operation Pink Squad 2 instead"

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    "Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
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  • Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    so glad you got your farting mummies on in these trying times

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  • PinfeldorfPinfeldorf Realtor Santa ClaritaRegistered User regular
    I have of late watched:


    Tammy and the T-Rex
    Tanny and the Teenaged T-Rex
    Robowar
    Spookies
    Ninja Turf
    Sledgehammer
    Phantom of the Mall (I missed this on Camp Counseling)
    Centipede Horror

    Today my dad told me to watch a Real TV Show That Is Good and I was like "ehh I'm gonna watch Operation Pink Squad 2 instead"

    Is your dad my dad?

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  • Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    Hahaha, I dunno, how deeply fraught is your relationship? And what are his feelings about classic cars? Have you recently gotten married and purchased a house? If so, hi John!

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  • Lost SalientLost Salient blink twice if you'd like me to mercy kill youRegistered User regular
    so glad you got your farting mummies on in these trying times

    That scene was fuckin wild

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    "Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
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  • Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    next friday

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  • Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
    We talking May 22nd?

  • Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
    edited May 12
    Because we should be talkin' bout May 19th

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  • KetarKetar Come on upstairs we're having a partyRegistered User regular
    Baby Lied!

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  • MaddocMaddoc I'm Bobbin Threadbare, are you my mother? Registered User regular
    Of course it's next Friday, because I actually have this Saturday off for once

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