My speech on Jewish life went well. One guy wore a suit and delivered a speech about esports.
did you let him know you were friends with esports?
Idle thought: I wonder how hard it would be for IcyLiquid to implement something so that if you batsignal @esports it sends @Dread Pirate Arbuthnot a notification.
life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
what up
got 40 tabs open
my iphone is cracked
its got water damage from using it in the shower
i frequently run it to 1%
i wipe my butt with paper towels when there isn't any TP
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so Volfred wants to play in the rites, now that we know that the rites are limited? Side-eyeing him p hard. You don't get to jump the freedom queue, tree guy!
life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
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Hi I'm Vee!Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C ERegistered Userregular
Low phone battery, tab clutter, eating soup cold straight from the can
all equivalent
Where does not removing the plastic film that is on new electronics fall?
From best to worst:
Removing the film with near sexual pleasure and becoming upset when a new item has no film
Removing the film a few days later because it has started to peel
Failing to notice the film and leaving it on
Deliberately leaving the film on because it "preserves the finish"
Adding clear plastic tape to hold the film on
If I were president, 4 and 5 would be actual crimes.
Where does "Leaving the film on so as to postpone the orgasmic pleasure of removing it, knowing each day only intensifies the ecstasy of the final release" fall in the list?
Actually one interesting bit of Dutch law versus at least my perceived view of American law is how much over here is handled beforehand.
There's a lot of writing letters with arguments and evidence in the weeks leading up to a court date, and the amount of time spent in the actual court room is quite slim. And judges really frown upon wasting their time.
It's not uncommon for cases with several months of jailtime to only have 1-2 sessions of oral arguments, followed by a judgement a few weeks later.
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Donkey KongPutting Nintendo out of business with AI nipsRegistered Userregular
so Volfred wants to play in the rites, now that we know that the rites are limited? Side-eyeing him p hard. You don't get to jump the freedom queue, tree guy!
He is real good though. also if you want to know a little more about the plot
his intentions are pure
Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
Low phone battery, tab clutter, eating soup cold straight from the can
all equivalent
Where does not removing the plastic film that is on new electronics fall?
From best to worst:
Removing the film with near sexual pleasure and becoming upset when a new item has no film
Removing the film a few days later because it has started to peel
Failing to notice the film and leaving it on
Deliberately leaving the film on because it "preserves the finish"
Adding clear plastic tape to hold the film on
If I were president, 4 and 5 would be actual crimes.
Where does "Leaving the film on so as to postpone the orgasmic pleasure of removing it, knowing each day only intensifies the ecstasy of the final release" fall in the list?
oh hey VH looks like you forgot to take off the film I went ahead and took care of it for you while you were in the bathroom
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Donkey KongPutting Nintendo out of business with AI nipsRegistered Userregular
Low phone battery, tab clutter, eating soup cold straight from the can
all equivalent
Where does not removing the plastic film that is on new electronics fall?
From best to worst:
Removing the film with near sexual pleasure and becoming upset when a new item has no film
Removing the film a few days later because it has started to peel
Failing to notice the film and leaving it on
Deliberately leaving the film on because it "preserves the finish"
Adding clear plastic tape to hold the film on
If I were president, 4 and 5 would be actual crimes.
Where does "Leaving the film on so as to postpone the orgasmic pleasure of removing it, knowing each day only intensifies the ecstasy of the final release" fall in the list?
what up
got 40 tabs open
my iphone is cracked
its got water damage from using it in the shower
i frequently run it to 1%
i wipe my butt with paper towels when there isn't any TP
*high five*
sometimes i tell people "i forgot to charge my phone"
Low phone battery, tab clutter, eating soup cold straight from the can
all equivalent
Where does not removing the plastic film that is on new electronics fall?
From best to worst:
Removing the film with near sexual pleasure and becoming upset when a new item has no film
Removing the film a few days later because it has started to peel
Failing to notice the film and leaving it on
Deliberately leaving the film on because it "preserves the finish"
Adding clear plastic tape to hold the film on
If I were president, 4 and 5 would be actual crimes.
Where does "Leaving the film on so as to postpone the orgasmic pleasure of removing it, knowing each day only intensifies the ecstasy of the final release" fall in the list?
oh hey VH looks like you forgot to take off the film I went ahead and took care of it for you while you were in the bathroom
I've done this
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Donkey KongPutting Nintendo out of business with AI nipsRegistered Userregular
Low phone battery, tab clutter, eating soup cold straight from the can
all equivalent
Where does not removing the plastic film that is on new electronics fall?
From best to worst:
Removing the film with near sexual pleasure and becoming upset when a new item has no film
Removing the film a few days later because it has started to peel
Failing to notice the film and leaving it on
Deliberately leaving the film on because it "preserves the finish"
Adding clear plastic tape to hold the film on
If I were president, 4 and 5 would be actual crimes.
Where does "Leaving the film on so as to postpone the orgasmic pleasure of removing it, knowing each day only intensifies the ecstasy of the final release" fall in the list?
Doesn't register, because it doesn't make sense. Over time, the film will start to curl and peel off at the edges. It's like accidentally scratching a ripening pimple. It makes it less satisfying, not more.
Thousands of hot, local singles are waiting to play at bubbulon.com.
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SurfpossumA nonentitytrying to preserve the anonymity he so richly deserves.Registered Userregular
Low phone battery, tab clutter, eating soup cold straight from the can
all equivalent
Where does not removing the plastic film that is on new electronics fall?
From best to worst:
Removing the film with near sexual pleasure and becoming upset when a new item has no film
Removing the film a few days later because it has started to peel
Failing to notice the film and leaving it on
Deliberately leaving the film on because it "preserves the finish"
Adding clear plastic tape to hold the film on
If I were president, 4 and 5 would be actual crimes.
Where does "Leaving the film on so as to postpone the orgasmic pleasure of removing it, knowing each day only intensifies the ecstasy of the final release" fall in the list?
Doesn't register, because it doesn't make sense. Over time, the film will start to curl and peel off at the edges. It's like accidentally scratching a ripening pimple. It makes it less satisfying, not more.
don't kinkshame
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21stCenturyCall me Pixel, or Pix for short![They/Them]Registered Userregular
so Volfred wants to play in the rites, now that we know that the rites are limited? Side-eyeing him p hard. You don't get to jump the freedom queue, tree guy!
So I'm sitting here at the pizza place waiting for dinner, a cop walked I. As some dude also waiting pulled out a bottle of Bacardi and started drinking.
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Look man, just like that dumb bear webcomic where they had to find the right strain of weed for the one bear.
We just gotta find the right game.
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Fuck Joe Manchin
Idle thought: I wonder how hard it would be for IcyLiquid to implement something so that if you batsignal @esports it sends @Dread Pirate Arbuthnot a notification.
are you
are you talking bad bout my acheywoods?
You've had this weird years-long crusade against cold-soup-straight-from-can eaters/drinkers
Who hurt you? Who continues to hurt you?
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
you gotta microwave the can first
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
got 40 tabs open
my iphone is cracked
its got water damage from using it in the shower
i frequently run it to 1%
i wipe my butt with paper towels when there isn't any TP
no achewoods is the dumb dog webcomic im p sure
From best to worst:
If I were president, 4 and 5 would be actual crimes.
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
Where does "Leaving the film on so as to postpone the orgasmic pleasure of removing it, knowing each day only intensifies the ecstasy of the final release" fall in the list?
There's a lot of writing letters with arguments and evidence in the weeks leading up to a court date, and the amount of time spent in the actual court room is quite slim. And judges really frown upon wasting their time.
It's not uncommon for cases with several months of jailtime to only have 1-2 sessions of oral arguments, followed by a judgement a few weeks later.
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
oh hey VH looks like you forgot to take off the film I went ahead and took care of it for you while you were in the bathroom
The store doesn't check for the film!
*high five*
sometimes i tell people "i forgot to charge my phone"
but really. . .the truth is
i didn't care
I've done this
Doesn't register, because it doesn't make sense. Over time, the film will start to curl and peel off at the edges. It's like accidentally scratching a ripening pimple. It makes it less satisfying, not more.
this is upsetting in a number of ways.
i need to internalize it.
...It was a lot of boxes...at least 30, and a bunch of packaging and bags and stuff. I'm surprised she agreed to marry me honestly.
Okay
Alright
don't kinkshame
Who’s your fave night wing????
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This was a quality entertainment.
I mean, you knew all along what you were doing I don't feel we need to work hard to make our case.
I seen a lotta shit on the internet, bro, I ain't gonna judge if you wanna fuck your phone.
On average, this thread was blasting along at warp 2.7
@Couscous will create the new thread
@DasUberEdward is backup