Sitting waiting for my 'zza and a dude sits beside me and takes out a bottle of rum while he eats. A cop is on his way in and clearly notices this and nods to the guy in a very "cut that shit out" way and the guy nods. So the cop walks in and deliberately ignores the guy and orders a slice. Turns around and the guy is still drinking, cop very annoyed says " I just wanted to eat my goddamn dinner in peace and you have to ruin it" Walks the dude outside and tickets him.
Sitting waiting for my 'zza and a dude sits beside me and takes out a bottle of rum while he eats. A cop is on his way in and clearly notices this and nods to the guy in a very "cut that shit out" way and the guy nods. So the cop walks in and deliberately ignores the guy and orders a slice. Turns around and the guy is still drinking, cop very annoyed says " I just wanted to eat my goddamn dinner in peace and you have to ruin it" Walks the dude outside and tickets him.
Poor cop was tying so hard to let it slide.
one time in college I was wandering around an apartment complex looking for porp's bff who tends to get emotional and run off when drunk
and I was carrying a solo cup full of beer of course and ran into a cop.
"pour that out"
"but I just filled it up"
"do you want a ticket or not"
"ugghhhhhh"
*pours out full beer*
A+ nice cop would interact with whitely again
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so far i have freed hedwyn, jodariel, and rukey, in that order. Not sure who to do next. I did not free the harp sister; I have an obligation to my team and also she sucks and she cheated during our match!
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My fave all around was just.... Jodi.
I accidentally hurt her feelings in a conversation and as a result, freed her first so I didn't have to keep feeling guilty about it.
Yup. Pretty much all my social interactions in real life, too.
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Here they are doing crimes together (they are inseparable).
Fuckin legend
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am I missing something besides "bang bang" right after a mass shooting?
I am not sure if this is the dream or not or.....
Sitting waiting for my 'zza and a dude sits beside me and takes out a bottle of rum while he eats. A cop is on his way in and clearly notices this and nods to the guy in a very "cut that shit out" way and the guy nods. So the cop walks in and deliberately ignores the guy and orders a slice. Turns around and the guy is still drinking, cop very annoyed says " I just wanted to eat my goddamn dinner in peace and you have to ruin it" Walks the dude outside and tickets him.
Poor cop was tying so hard to let it slide.
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yeah it should have been just za, a common scrabble word and the dictionary accepted abbreviation of pizza
All you had to say was dachshund and skip the asshole they are equivalent.
Nope, that was it. It was a shitty post on my part anyway, just tired I guess.
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one time in college I was wandering around an apartment complex looking for porp's bff who tends to get emotional and run off when drunk
and I was carrying a solo cup full of beer of course and ran into a cop.
"pour that out"
"but I just filled it up"
"do you want a ticket or not"
"ugghhhhhh"
*pours out full beer*
A+ nice cop would interact with whitely again
also las vegas
also sarah got rear-ended by someone in stopped traffic and the back of her car is all fucked up
this is a day, friends
plus tom petty died
no one but michaelango the ninja turtle calls 'pizza' 'za'
not yet actually, apparently he's hanging in there for now.
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strongly disagree
broar
no one
calls pizza
za
skippy
everyone
can stack
wood
you need to bro out more, get some za, listen to tunes. Y'know, just generally chill.
e. I have leftover za for dinner!
Damn that's ice cold.
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*hugs duely*
Every time I hear a bell struck with a single long note like that my brain starts playing the Rocky theme
-Indiana Solo, runner of blades
typed: 5 letters, 4 unique > 2 letters, 2 unique
spoken: 2 syllables > 1 syllable, everlasting shame
all this guy cares about is ood and ussy
trying to gnosh on za and da afterward
make mine a oke
Yeah, what 'ey said
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I feel like this is a game with a controller in mind