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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    goose bites really don't hurt though

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  • BlankzillaBlankzilla KOOKABUNGA LIVES Registered User regular
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Honestly just move the car
    The goose will move or die
    Not your problem either way
    I ain't killing a bird!

    Even if it's an asshole!

    If it's too dumb to move out the way of a slow car then I don't know what to tell you Zack
    I can't do things that hurt animals!

    I sometimes feel bad when I kill a bug!

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  • Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    I live in a neighborhood where our goose problem is so bad they installed those air blast things they use on golf courses to discourage them

    Geese are assholes. They hiss and run at you and wont move out of the way no matter what

    considering what we do to them, the behavior is entirely acceptable

  • chrishallett83chrishallett83 Hi! Registered User regular
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    Chris I know you aren't trying to tough guy but "goose bites don't hurt, getting kicked by a horse is way worse" is super internet tough guying

    Geese don't have teeth. It's like getting pinched. Their entire thing is sound and fury, signifying nothing. You have like 150 pounds on a large goose, and that's if you only weigh 160. You don't even have to kick them hard.

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  • ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    I live in a neighborhood where our goose problem is so bad they installed those air blast things they use on golf courses to discourage them

    Geese are assholes. They hiss and run at you and wont move out of the way no matter what

    considering what we do to them, the behavior is entirely acceptable

    Nah they're still pretty much huge dicks

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    I live in a neighborhood where our goose problem is so bad they installed those air blast things they use on golf courses to discourage them

    Geese are assholes. They hiss and run at you and wont move out of the way no matter what

    considering what we do to them, the behavior is entirely acceptable

    geese were assholes before the egyptians started with foie gras farming

    and those fuckers deserve what they get

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  • BlankzillaBlankzilla KOOKABUNGA LIVES Registered User regular
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    Chris I know you aren't trying to tough guy but "goose bites don't hurt, getting kicked by a horse is way worse" is super internet tough guying

    Geese don't have teeth. It's like getting pinched. Their entire thing is sound and fury, signifying nothing. You have like 150 pounds on a large goose, and that's if you only weigh 160. You don't even have to kick them hard.
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  • ShortyShorty JUDGE BROSEF Registered User regular
    edited October 2017
    Star Citizen
    also excuse me but your average asshole goose shitting all over a park isn't getting force-fed, why the fuck does that even matter

    geese are the worst, punch every goose

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    I was legit hoping that Shorty was somehow mistaken and the world wasn't that fucked
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  • Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    I live in a neighborhood where our goose problem is so bad they installed those air blast things they use on golf courses to discourage them

    Geese are assholes. They hiss and run at you and wont move out of the way no matter what

    considering what we do to them, the behavior is entirely acceptable

    Nah they're still pretty much huge dicks

    Good.

  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    actual footage of blank

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  • chrishallett83chrishallett83 Hi! Registered User regular
    Which part of that actually makes contact with your shin when they're pecking at you?

  • AistanAistan Registered User regular
    Star Citizen
    Also if a goose is getting all up on you flapping its wings there's gonna be gross-ass dander all over the place and you'll need to take a shower and burn your clothing.

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  • ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    I live in a neighborhood where our goose problem is so bad they installed those air blast things they use on golf courses to discourage them

    Geese are assholes. They hiss and run at you and wont move out of the way no matter what

    considering what we do to them, the behavior is entirely acceptable

    Nah they're still pretty much huge dicks

    Good.

    Man, okay bud

    Take revenge on us, geese

    You are natures avengers

    (actually just shitty birds and not anything more significant or symbolic)

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    Shorty wrote: »
    also excuse me but your average asshole goose shitting all over a park isn't getting force-fed, why the fuck does that even matter

    geese are the worst, punch every goose

    they're basically winged red-pillers

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
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    PiptheFair wrote: »
    goose bites really don't hurt though

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  • Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    I live in a neighborhood where our goose problem is so bad they installed those air blast things they use on golf courses to discourage them

    Geese are assholes. They hiss and run at you and wont move out of the way no matter what

    considering what we do to them, the behavior is entirely acceptable

    Nah they're still pretty much huge dicks

    Good.

    Man, okay bud

    Take revenge on us, geese

    You are natures avengers

    (actually just shitty birds and not anything more significant or symbolic)

    you can't let go of how hurt you've been by geese

  • Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
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    Brolo wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    I will straight fuck a goose up I don't give a shit

    i would also fuck a goose

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  • OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    DayZ
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    I live in a neighborhood where our goose problem is so bad they installed those air blast things they use on golf courses to discourage them

    Geese are assholes. They hiss and run at you and wont move out of the way no matter what

    considering what we do to them, the behavior is entirely acceptable

    Nah they're still pretty much huge dicks

    Good.

    Man, okay bud

    Take revenge on us, geese

    You are natures avengers

    (actually just shitty birds and not anything more significant or symbolic)

    you can't let go of how hurt you've been by geese

    It's true. This is Chincy:

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  • Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
    DayZ
    Also, I am very uncomfortable with all of this wild anti-goose propaganda.

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  • turtleantturtleant Gunpla Dad is the best.Registered User regular
    This thread is on point wrt Geese.

    Douchebags, the lot of them.

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  • Schmimpy Pim- no god what am I sayingSchmimpy Pim- no god what am I saying Registered User regular
    edited October 2017
    If there is a goose in your way it is within your unitned nations human right to annihilate itwith a reproduction German cavalry hammer

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  • turtleantturtleant Gunpla Dad is the best.Registered User regular
    I will say this. While geese are real dicks they ain't got shit on peacocks.

    Fucking screaming ass dickbags. My grandparents had a pair on their farm for like 6 month and then those things got sold for dirt cheap just to be rid of them.

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  • OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    DayZ
    turtleant wrote: »
    I will say this. While geese are real dicks they ain't got shit on peacocks.

    Fucking screaming ass dickbags. My grandparents had a pair on their farm for like 6 month and then those things got sold for dirt cheap just to be rid of them.

    I've only met one peacock but he seemed alright. Wasn't super sociable but as long as you didn't big him he was happy.

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  • Theodore FlooseveltTheodore Floosevelt DON'T call me annie... unless you're my friendRegistered User regular
    Spy Party
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Honestly just move the car
    The goose will move or die
    Not your problem either way
    I ain't killing a bird!

    Even if it's an asshole!

    some sully sullenberger you'd make

  • OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    DayZ
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Honestly just move the car
    The goose will move or die
    Not your problem either way
    I ain't killing a bird!

    Even if it's an asshole!

    some sully sullenberger you'd make

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  • Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
    DayZ
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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    turtleant wrote: »
    I will say this. While geese are real dicks they ain't got shit on peacocks.

    Fucking screaming ass dickbags. My grandparents had a pair on their farm for like 6 month and then those things got sold for dirt cheap just to be rid of them.

    they're protected here

    it's bullshit

    cause those fuckers run everywhere

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  • UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    DayZ
    I don't ever see any geese where I live

    They sound like proper pieces of shit though

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  • OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    DayZ
    I don't ever see any geese where I live

    They sound like proper pieces of shit though

    One of the big problems is their shit is not proper pieces at all.

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  • GustavGustav Registered User regular
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    It's a goose. Just punt it if it attacks you.
    Look at the tough guy here

    Just punt the angry honking flying bite machine

    I'm not trying to be Mr Macho Tough Guy esq. here, goose 'bites' don't really hurt very much. For example, being butted by a ram is much much worse. As is being kicked by a horse or a cow, or bitten by a goat.

    I could actually and honestly rank these for you.

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  • Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    edited October 2017
    I don't ever see any geese where I live

    They sound like proper pieces of shit though

    only if they feel threatened. granted other birds fly away when that happens but geese won't do that; they can and will fight back which is pretty awesome

    90% of the time they're remarkably docile and you can even pet them. feeding them is pretty dicey tho, they can get really possessive

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  • turtleantturtleant Gunpla Dad is the best.Registered User regular
    Horse kick has gotta be at the top.

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  • I hear getting bitten by a pig is no way to have a good time

  • GustavGustav Registered User regular
    It's also that geese "bite" aaaand beat you with their wings. And tend to be a lot more aggressive than most other animals found on a farm.

    Though I've also had a rooster jump out of a tree and start pecking the back of my neck.

    Worse yet would be that turkeys also get super aggressive if you are in the same eyeline as them. AKA being a very small child. I had one turkey that would attack me constantly. Just barrel into me and start pecking.

    Thanksgiving ruled that year.

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  • I hear falling into your gator farm and being rent asunder by a swarm of huge lizards is no way to have a good time

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  • GustavGustav Registered User regular
    edited October 2017
    Also I don't think cows really kick people. Trample and gore maybe. But kicking seems out of their wheelhouse.

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
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    Hobnail wrote: »
    I hear falling into your gator farm and being rent asunder by a swarm of huge lizards is no way to have a good time

    don't listen to them, my gator farm is great and everyone who has survived a visit agrees its a fantastic way to lose some or all of your weight

  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
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    Cows have enough trouble standing up with all four legs, they're not gonna fucking risk it by kicking someone.

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  • OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    DayZ
    Gustav wrote: »
    Also I don't think cows really kick people. Trample and gore maybe. But kicking seems out of their wheelhouse.

    Milk cows will absolutely kick people.

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  • GustavGustav Registered User regular
    Save for bulls, cows are going to hurt you out of sheer obliviousness before malice.

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