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    Kid PresentableKid Presentable Registered User regular
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    I just scrolled through all 471 games in my Steam library and I don't recommend any of them.

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    RonaldoTheGypsyRonaldoTheGypsy Yes, yes Registered User regular
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    Also whoa you guys with the comedy answers. I am noting these responses in the ledger.

    I was being honest. Zelda is good and pure. It's straight to the love of adventure and exploration.

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    KanaKana Registered User regular
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    Tales from the Borderlands or Wolf Among Us seems like a great intro to vidya gaming

    fairly short, not many gamey mechanics to get used to, accessible, nice introduction to video games as storytelling vehicles

    A trap is for fish: when you've got the fish, you can forget the trap. A snare is for rabbits: when you've got the rabbit, you can forget the snare. Words are for meaning: when you've got the meaning, you can forget the words.
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    Nova_CNova_C I have the need The need for speedRegistered User regular
    Honk wrote: »
    Aioua wrote: »
    You know, I would take back everything bad I ever said about Elon Musk if his next project was building fission reactors.

    Think about it, it all fits his MO. Take an existing technology that's considered too expensive or unpopular to invest big money into, build a sexy version of it, call it innovation, and bob's your uncle.

    I cringed a little when Elon Musk is name dropped along with Einstein in Star Trek Discovery.

    Yeah, as much as Musk is hugely influential, he's a venture capitalist. Einstein changed the way we think about the world.

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    tyrannustyrannus i am not fat Registered User regular
    how is original sin 2 or whatever

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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    The sins are surprisingly unoriginal.

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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
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    tyrannus wrote: »
    how is original sin 2 or whatever

    unoriginal.

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    QanamilQanamil x Registered User regular
    Joke option Country Crock
    Booooooo get off the stage

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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
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    Qanamil wrote: »
    Booooooo get off the stage

    Your post says "boo" but your awesome says "Boo-urns".

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    Kid PresentableKid Presentable Registered User regular
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    Maybe Brothers - A Tale of Two Sons or Thomas Was Alone or INSIDE or somethin'

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    VariableVariable Mouth Congress Stroke Me Lady FameRegistered User regular
    bladerunner in 2.5 hours!

    BNet-Vari#1998 | Switch-SW 6960 6688 8388 | Steam | Twitch
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    kedinikkedinik Captain of Industry Registered User regular
    tyrannus wrote: »
    how is original sin 2 or whatever

    fairly unoriginal
    :3

    I made a game! Hotline Maui. Requires mouse and keyboard.
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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
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    Variable wrote: »
    bladerunner in 2.5 hours!

    amazing movie. see you in 5.5 hours.

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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
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    kedinik wrote: »
    tyrannus wrote: »
    how is original sin 2 or whatever

    fairly unoriginal
    :3

    Pshar'd

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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    Thomamelas wrote: »

    So I just realized that Kevin Spacey's character in Baby Driver talks like a movie DJ the whole time.

    A movie DJ?

    @DasUberEdward

    UberEdward

    You know how radio DJs in the movie have kind of an odd way of speaking? Kinda like this:

    https://youtu.be/Cj8bAd9fQ18

    Kevin Spacey's character talks like he's a radio DJ.

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    SixSix Caches Tweets in the mainframe cyberhex Registered User regular
    Kittens plus porch light =

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    “I am the night.”

    “No, I am the night!”

    can you feel the struggle within?
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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    This explains all the Russian car crash videos.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-qHo7YT4w8

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Every time I clean my room and redo the cabling it’s so satisfying to remedy the lazy ‘ok good enough’ solutions I did last time

    And that satisfaction lasts until I think it’s good enough this time too, and the cycle continues

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    zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
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    I am hungry like a wolf right now.

    Maybe pizza.

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    DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Yeah, pretty sure my mom just straight uphas dementia at this point and she's only 65. She also looks 90 thanks to gastric bypass surgery, weighs 100 lbs and has done no physiotherapy to is le mass, not to mention the multiple knee surgeries. She's been in the hospital like 3 times in 6 weeks, brain pretty fried, possible stroke, etc. once you start racking up hospital visits at that kind of frequency the writing is pretty much on the wall.

    Oh well, not much I can do and doesn't help to dwell on it.

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
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    Nova_C wrote: »
    You know, any screenshot posted to imgur is suspect, but this tickles me:

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    this is legit btw

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    tyrannustyrannus i am not fat Registered User regular
    so I guess it's not good then

    like most video games!!!

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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
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    I just scrolled through all 471 games in my Steam library and I don't recommend any of them.

    What if any game had ever been good

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    HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
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    desc wrote: »
    I just scrolled through all 471 games in my Steam library and I don't recommend any of them.

    What if any game had ever been good

    That's impossible I remember a good game

    PSN: Honkalot
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    SixSix Caches Tweets in the mainframe cyberhex Registered User regular
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    Yeah, pretty sure my mom just straight uphas dementia at this point and she's only 65. She also looks 90 thanks to gastric bypass surgery, weighs 100 lbs and has done no physiotherapy to is le mass, not to mention the multiple knee surgeries. She's been in the hospital like 3 times in 6 weeks, brain pretty fried, possible stroke, etc. once you start racking up hospital visits at that kind of frequency the writing is pretty much on the wall.

    Oh well, not much I can do and doesn't help to dwell on it.

    That’s rough, man. Hopefully you’re ok.

    My mom’s been in a similar state for a few years and it sucks.

    can you feel the struggle within?
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    CoinageCoinage Heaviside LayerRegistered User regular
    edited October 2017
    The only good games are Half-Life (1998), and, due to integer underflow, Sonic the Hedgehog (2006)

    Coinage on
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    Nova_CNova_C I have the need The need for speedRegistered User regular
    Customer is lodging a complaint about my attitude because I wouldn't give her personal information on an account that does not belong to her, nor is she listed on in any way.

    Hm, don't think I have much to worry about there.

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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
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    @Blameless Cleric

    Oh, i started watching that Anne of Green Gables show (it airs on TV now). It's good. V. cute.

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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
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    Porn companies are getting out of control.

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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    Lud idgi

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
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    Lud idgi

    don't you

    don't you

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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
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    Lud idgi

    Vicious incest

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    HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
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    I think "est xxxx" looks really silly unless it's a long time ago. I would put "est" in my logo after like 30 years at the earliest.

    PSN: Honkalot
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    21stCentury21stCentury Call me Pixel, or Pix for short! [They/Them]Registered User regular
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    Lud idgi

    Vicious Vinc

    Established in 2015

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    JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Candy IslandRegistered User regular
    syndalis wrote: »
    JebusUD wrote: »

    seriously tho, if it works and I could leave that on my countertop and spray real butter into the pan or on bread or popcorn and avoid the nonsense, its not a bad tool.

    I suspect it does not work as well as advertised.

    For the pan I just take the stick of butter an apply directly to a warm pan. Literally grab the stick and press the end into the pan. It costs 0 dollars.

    and I wonder about my neighbors even though I don't have them
    but they're listening to every word I say
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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    Not sure if I should be worried about my observational skills or relieved that's not what I saw...

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    ElendilElendil Registered User regular
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    vicious incest sounds super gross

    only wholesome, consensual incest for me

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    DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    desc wrote: »
    I am in cyber Prague and talked a cop into killing a fake cop

    My cyber stuff is still all messed up

    Deus Ex? I murdered every single cop after my tolerance for cyber-racism was exhausted. Also, I am not the sneaky type.

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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited October 2017
    JebusUD wrote: »
    syndalis wrote: »
    JebusUD wrote: »

    seriously tho, if it works and I could leave that on my countertop and spray real butter into the pan or on bread or popcorn and avoid the nonsense, its not a bad tool.

    I suspect it does not work as well as advertised.

    For the pan I just take the stick of butter an apply directly to a warm pan. Literally grab the stick and press the end into the pan. It costs 0 dollars.

    You're under arrest for theft of butter and a pan

    :edit: and whatever you used to warm the pan with!

    matt has a problem on
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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    Dynagrip wrote: »
    desc wrote: »
    I am in cyber Prague and talked a cop into killing a fake cop

    My cyber stuff is still all messed up

    Deus Ex? I murdered every single cop after my tolerance for cyber-racism was exhausted. Also, I am not the sneaky type.

    They give you so many guns

    and so many augmentations


    If Jesus had gone into the wilderness and the devil tempted him with a no-kill playthrough of DXHR we'd all be in hell right now.

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