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Butter Battle [chat]

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  • 21stCentury21stCentury Bismuth OS Fully Operational 2019-07-12 - KeystoneRegistered User regular
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    Lady on the radio claims that lactose intolerance is caused by diet changes in cows.

    Even though most dairy cows are still grass fed, the grass is no longer as good as it was before, or something, and that makes people have more trouble digesting the milk and milk products.

    Why do they let crazy people tell falsehoods on serious shows on the radio.

    wandering
  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit I'm a good person yes it's trueRegistered User regular
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    Elldren wrote: »
    Aegis wrote: »
    shryke wrote: »
    Coinage wrote: »
    shryke wrote: »
    Coinage wrote: »
    If you have a pound of butter out of the fridge at a time I think you are doing it wrong

    You know you can put it back, right?
    You put cold butter on toast? You madman

    I mean, you take it out and then it softens a bit and then you put it back in the fridge when you are done.

    Why even put it back in the fridge?

    We cut a slice of butter off the 1 pound brick, stick it on a saucer, and keep that saucer in the cupboard.

    So you have rancid butter in your cupboard?

    Butter doesn't go rancid within a day, in my experience.

    He didn't say he took it out of the cupboard!

    I know if I put a thing in a cupboard or drawer or whatever it's because I don't intend to use it that day

    fuck gendered marketing
  • wanderingwandering Registered User regular
    EAST COAST
    Six wrote: »
    wandering wrote: »
    Six wrote: »
    This is what I meant to post

    NvuePtN.jpg
    What are the freshly cut lime and peppers for

    No clue; I wondered the same thing
    I know the answer is ‘they’re just decorative’ and I’m normally all in favor of decorative bullshit, but I dunno, somehow it just seems silly here, haha. What a waste of a lime, for one thing! I’d be fine with it if like the limes were uncut and the limes and peppers were a bit farther away from the churn

  • 21stCentury21stCentury Bismuth OS Fully Operational 2019-07-12 - KeystoneRegistered User regular
    WEST COAST
    Elldren wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    Aegis wrote: »
    shryke wrote: »
    Coinage wrote: »
    shryke wrote: »
    Coinage wrote: »
    If you have a pound of butter out of the fridge at a time I think you are doing it wrong

    You know you can put it back, right?
    You put cold butter on toast? You madman

    I mean, you take it out and then it softens a bit and then you put it back in the fridge when you are done.

    Why even put it back in the fridge?

    We cut a slice of butter off the 1 pound brick, stick it on a saucer, and keep that saucer in the cupboard.

    So you have rancid butter in your cupboard?

    Butter doesn't go rancid within a day, in my experience.

    He didn't say he took it out of the cupboard!

    I know if I put a thing in a cupboard or drawer or whatever it's because I don't intend to use it that day

    Fair enough, I don't usually keep butter at room temp but when I do, i pretty much just put it on top of my fridge (under a glass thing)

  • firewaterwordfirewaterword Satchitananda Pais Vasco to San FranciscoRegistered User regular
    Butter bell crocks for life. Spreadable butter or go home.

    Lokah Samastah Sukhino Bhavantu
  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit I'm a good person yes it's trueRegistered User regular
    EAST COAST
    Cupboards are long term storage

    fuck gendered marketing
  • SixSix Fat Apollo Registered User regular

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  • AegisAegis Not Quite TorontoRegistered User regular
    Elldren wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    Aegis wrote: »
    shryke wrote: »
    Coinage wrote: »
    shryke wrote: »
    Coinage wrote: »
    If you have a pound of butter out of the fridge at a time I think you are doing it wrong

    You know you can put it back, right?
    You put cold butter on toast? You madman

    I mean, you take it out and then it softens a bit and then you put it back in the fridge when you are done.

    Why even put it back in the fridge?

    We cut a slice of butter off the 1 pound brick, stick it on a saucer, and keep that saucer in the cupboard.

    So you have rancid butter in your cupboard?

    Butter doesn't go rancid within a day, in my experience.

    He didn't say he took it out of the cupboard!

    I know if I put a thing in a cupboard or drawer or whatever it's because I don't intend to use it that day

    It's in the cupboard that houses the coffee mugs and glasses, which is the cupboard that gets opened first thing in the morning for people's coffee (and thus toast) or otherwise regularly throughout the day.

    It's technically long-term butter storage that just replenishes itself since you cut more butter and put it on the saucer when you run out.

    We'll see how long this blog lasts
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  • SixSix Fat Apollo Registered User regular
    wandering wrote: »
    Six wrote: »
    wandering wrote: »
    Six wrote: »
    This is what I meant to post

    NvuePtN.jpg
    What are the freshly cut lime and peppers for

    No clue; I wondered the same thing
    I know the answer is ‘they’re just decorative’ and I’m normally all in favor of decorative bullshit, but I dunno, somehow it just seems silly here, haha. What a waste of a lime, for one thing! I’d be fine with it if like the limes were uncut and the limes and peppers were a bit farther away from the churn

    Yeah, I think it feels weird because there's nothing obvious you'd be using butter for alongside lime and peppers.

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    wandering
  • AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    WEST COAST
    Huh.

    I would never put butter in a cupboard.

    On the counter or fridge only.

    Cupboard makes me feel like I'd forget about it and it'd turn into a nasty mess.

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
    Duke 2.0wanderingElldrenshrykeSo It GoesMoridin889
  • QanamilQanamil Registered User regular
    Joke option Country Crock
    West coast? More like, uh, jerk coast.

    Got 'em.

    Steam/PSN ID: FauxRomano | no podcast projects, but interested!
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  • Kid PresentableKid Presentable Registered User regular
  • OrganichuOrganichu jacobkosh Registered User regular
    edited October 2017
    I keep (covered) butter on the counter in my 70 degree apartment. It lasts a good week before anything bad even begins to consider peaking its head

    Organichu on
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  • wanderingwandering Registered User regular
    EAST COAST
    Six wrote: »
    wandering wrote: »
    Six wrote: »
    wandering wrote: »
    Six wrote: »
    This is what I meant to post

    NvuePtN.jpg
    What are the freshly cut lime and peppers for

    No clue; I wondered the same thing
    I know the answer is ‘they’re just decorative’ and I’m normally all in favor of decorative bullshit, but I dunno, somehow it just seems silly here, haha. What a waste of a lime, for one thing! I’d be fine with it if like the limes were uncut and the limes and peppers were a bit farther away from the churn

    Yeah, I think it feels weird because there's nothing obvious you'd be using butter for alongside lime and peppers.
    Hmm yeah there’s that too. It should be, like, bread and corn or something

    Six
  • AegisAegis Not Quite TorontoRegistered User regular
    edited October 2017
    If I saw butter on a counter, I'd reflexively put it back in the cupboard thinking someone left it out by mistake.

    My Nonna even goes a step further, by putting the butter in a butter container (with lid) in the cupboard which just seems like one extra step too many.

    Aegis on
    We'll see how long this blog lasts
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  • AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    WEST COAST
    I should churn my own butter some time.

    Just to say I've done it.

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
    wanderingSix
  • wanderingwandering Registered User regular
    EAST COAST
    I put my cups in my cupboard, butter in my butterboard, and cutting boards in my boardboard

    Rhesus Positive
  • Havelock2.0Havelock2.0 Registered User regular
    WEST COAST
    All Butter Is Equal

    But West Coast Is More Equal

    HAVELOCK2.0! NEW LOOK, SAME TASTE!
  • nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    Six wrote: »
    If they're still in a group it's likely the momma is still around.

    She is, we saw her roaming around for a few days before we found the kittens, though we haven't caught sight of her since we found them.

    The plan, I guess, is to keep them fed and get them used to us, then trap them and take them to the vet and a shelter. We'll keep two, apparently.

    Poor momma kitty

  • zepherinzepherin Registered User regular
    EAST COAST
    Aioua wrote: »
    I should churn my own butter some time.

    Just to say I've done it.

    Churn that butter. Churn that butter.

    wandering
  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    Aioua wrote: »
    I should churn my own butter some time.

    Just to say I've done it.

    Best part? Buttermilk as byproduct.

    Hello, pancakes.

    He/Him
    Narwhal, you should make "Sometimes while someone is explaining something to me, I am thinking about rockets" your signature
  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit I'm a good person yes it's trueRegistered User regular
    EAST COAST
    Aegis wrote: »
    If I saw butter on a counter, I'd reflexively put it back in the cupboard thinking someone left it out by mistake.

    My Nonna even goes a step further, by putting the butter in a butter container (with lid) in the cupboard which just seems like one extra step too many.

    That's just odd

    The lid isn't, the cupboard thing is.

    To me it'd be like driving out to a storage container to put your butter away

    fuck gendered marketing
  • JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Caaba Beankomy XobthroRegistered User regular
    I only out cream in a jar and shake it back and forth until I have butter.

    Seriously try it. It'll freak your brain out. All of a sudden there is a thunk in the jar.

    ...Chemistry.

    And I won, so you lose,
    Guess it always comes down to.
    Rear Admiral Choco
  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit I'm a good person yes it's trueRegistered User regular
    EAST COAST
    But then again my butter habits are developed from a tropical country

    fuck gendered marketing
  • Rhesus PositiveRhesus Positive GNU Terry Pratchett Registered User regular
    wandering wrote: »
    I put my cups in my cupboard, butter in my butterboard, and cutting boards in my boardboard

    Cups in a cupboard

    Butter in a buttery

    Boards in a boarding house

    Lard in the larder

    Vests in the vestry

    Pants in the pantry

    wanderingAiouaElldrenHavelock2.0Bogart
  • wanderingwandering Registered User regular
    EAST COAST
    Did you guys know that butter is actually very good for you and not bad for you like scientists claim

    Buy my new book Put Butter in Everything: The Manly TechBro Diet: Hacking Your Way to Health for more info

    Kid PresentablejungleroomxAiouaSixHavelock2.0OnTheLastCastleshryke
  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    Elldren wrote: »
    But then again my butter habits are developed from a tropical country

    You'd want to keep it in the fridge there :P

    Up here we keep most of our food outside and / or in the uninsulated garage for half the year :)

    He/Him
    Narwhal, you should make "Sometimes while someone is explaining something to me, I am thinking about rockets" your signature
    Aegis
  • jungleroomxjungleroomx Spicy Rudolph Registered User regular
    EAST COAST
    Oil change yo.

    Oils changing yo.

    Make. Time.
  • JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Caaba Beankomy XobthroRegistered User regular


    Only 130 bucks!

    And I won, so you lose,
    Guess it always comes down to.
    shrykezepherin
  • jungleroomxjungleroomx Spicy Rudolph Registered User regular
    EAST COAST
    wandering wrote: »
    Did you guys know that butter is actually very good for you and not bad for you like scientists claim

    Buy my new book Put Butter in Everything: The Manly TechBro Diet: Hacking Your Way to Health for more info

    I mean

    It's good tho.

    Margarine is gross.

    Make. Time.
    wanderingshryke
  • Kid PresentableKid Presentable Registered User regular
    EAST COAST
    I'm gonna try watching The Orville

    wandering
  • navgoosenavgoose Registered User regular
    I'm gonna try watching The Orville

    It is pleasantly surprising.

    Havelock2.0
  • JebusUDJebusUD Adventure! Caaba Beankomy XobthroRegistered User regular
    wandering wrote: »
    I put my cups in my cupboard, butter in my butterboard, and cutting boards in my boardboard

    Cups in a cupboard

    Butter in a buttery

    Boards in a boarding house

    Lard in the larder

    Vests in the vestry

    Pants in the pantry

    I think vests go in the vestibule.

    And I won, so you lose,
    Guess it always comes down to.
  • 21stCentury21stCentury Bismuth OS Fully Operational 2019-07-12 - KeystoneRegistered User regular
    edited October 2017
    WEST COAST
    d'oh

    21stCentury on
  • 21stCentury21stCentury Bismuth OS Fully Operational 2019-07-12 - KeystoneRegistered User regular
    WEST COAST
    I'm gonna try watching The Orville

    geth roll 1d20+3 for watching The Orville

    watching The Orville:
    1d20+3 15 [1d20=12]

    Kid Presentable
  • Kid PresentableKid Presentable Registered User regular
    EAST COAST
    Eh nevermind no I'm not, Seth McFarlane's face annoys me too much I can't do it

    wanderingBeNarwhalAiouashryke
  • 21stCentury21stCentury Bismuth OS Fully Operational 2019-07-12 - KeystoneRegistered User regular
    WEST COAST
    Eh nevermind no I'm not, Seth McFarlane's face annoys me too much I can't do it

    But the DC was 15, you were on the nose there.

  • SixSix Fat Apollo Registered User regular
    This is as close as I could get before they scampered back under the barn. Next time I’ll bring food.

    ZPD5rmIl.jpg

    @nexuscrawler

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    BeNarwhalshrykeknitdanRear Admiral Choco
  • BeNarwhalBeNarwhal The Work Left Unfinished Registered User regular
    Oh, hey, rocket update:

    ULA couldn't launch this morning, bad weather down at the Cape. Next attempt is in about 12 hours, but weather's still looking no bueno.

    Either way, launch is literally at like 3:37am Eastern or something awful like that, so I won't be covering this launch live. I don't anticipate it launching tomorrow morning, though.

    Maybe monday? Not sure how long they can keep the Atlas on the pad without bringing it back to the VAB, but it should be able to manage a few days, at least!

    He/Him
    Narwhal, you should make "Sometimes while someone is explaining something to me, I am thinking about rockets" your signature
  • HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    Joke option Country Crock
    I ran 20 miles again today but this time I did it ALONE because beasto was ON CALL so I PLOWED THE MILEAGE FIELDS ALONE and FRICTION BURNED MY FAT ASS

    now imagine this exclaimed in the word bubble of in this Lichtenstein

    dfe3d18e44bc7671617cd1df79a34d7e--crying-girl-roy-lichtenstein-pop-art.jpg

    3DS: 2165 - 6538 - 3417
    NNID: Hakkekage
    Kid PresentableElldrenwandering
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