I find Genji and Hanzo both super unfun to play, but both are present in literally every match. What is the deal?!
Genji and Hanzo are both often played by some of the most popular streamers like Seagull, so I think that's a big part of it. People see how incredible Genji CAN be and insist on playing him too even though that's one of the top players in the world.
Hanzo I think is more of just that sniper gambling mental payoff. Widow is super hard to hit shots with, but Hanzo you are at least occasionally going to get nice kills, and that gives enough of a thrill for them to continue thinking they're contributing.
A trap is for fish: when you've got the fish, you can forget the trap. A snare is for rabbits: when you've got the rabbit, you can forget the snare. Words are for meaning: when you've got the meaning, you can forget the words.
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AtomikaLive fast and get fucked or whateverRegistered Userregular
I wanna go home and crawl under the covers and turn the lights off and put on comfy pjs and turn off my phone but instead I’m gonna work five more hours and then get up at 6 am and do it all again and then again on Sunday and honestly that sounds as appealing as eating a hive of live wasps.
You should put the pjs on first tho
Can’t argue with that
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HonkHonk is this poster.Registered User, __BANNED USERSregular
I sometimes order pineapple pizza, then scrape the pinapple off, then eat the pineapple and throw the pizza out the window like a frisbee.
PSN: Honkalot
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Element BrianPeanut Butter ShillRegistered Userregular
however PEPPPERoni does have SOME spice to it ( i mean it's made with black pepper, mustard seeds, red pepper flakes and garlic )
and it is significantly SPICIER than ham, which has no spice, which is why i mention it specifically for pizza because pepperoni is a better counter-balance ingredient w/ pineapple on a pizza than ham
like i just want to assume you were served some shitty pineapple from a fruit cup or out of a can as a child and were grossed out because of the whole delivery mechanism which is totally understandable
and maybe you had pineapple as a youth and didn't like it. you know, before your taste buds were more refined. unlikely since pineapple has always been good, but plausible
however, if you have not had fresh cut pineapple AS WELL AS grilled pineapple, then i don't think that person is authoritative on the subject
Like I said, I try it every few years to see if my tastes have evolved. I'll have it in several different kinds of dishes (mostly by accident) and my reactions is always: ewww, pineapple!
Lots of better quality pepperoni has a bit of spice to it. Not enough to make you sweat or anything, but enough to heat your mouth up, and enough to contrast with pineapple.
A trap is for fish: when you've got the fish, you can forget the trap. A snare is for rabbits: when you've got the rabbit, you can forget the snare. Words are for meaning: when you've got the meaning, you can forget the words.
Hello, no one can ever call me and I'm now the director of this program . I think theres something wrong. My number is 5XXX.
Um, that number isn't currently programmed as a number on our phone system at all.... *walks over and picks up phone and calls someone*. The number is 3XXX.
You've been here for 3 years and you've never tried calling someone?
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TTODewbackPuts the drawl in ya'llI think I'm in HellRegistered Userregular
I kept looking at a girl in target while I checked out because she was cute
Then I went to 7-11
Then to chipotle, and while I was ordering at chipotle I realized she was behind me in line
Did i blow this by leaving and saying nothing because it's a real life person in real life and I'm not going to talk to them are you crazy
she's still behind you right now
shhh listen to me carefully.
you can text 911 these days. just make sure to use a lot of emojis so she thinks your typing to your bff
Bless your heart.
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LudiousI just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered Userregular
oh are people shit talking Hawaiian pizza? OK I'll add some hot takes
AtomikaLive fast and get fucked or whateverRegistered Userregular
Like if someone said, “Hey, Atomika, you can go home right now plus the next two days, with pay, if you eat a hive of wasps,” I would be rubbing myself down with Benadryl gel and putting on a bib.
Oh, right. I guess I have to do this. @Fuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud order a pepperoni pizza
It's tradition.
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ChimeraMonster girl with a snek tail and five eyesBad puns, that's how eye roll. Registered Userregular
[Chat], today is so cold when I went outside I nearly froze to death and now I'm forced to wear my winter coat and two layers of shirts and my warm hat. Can we please go back to warm? I have to go to an outdoor wedding tomorrow and might die if hypothermia. I mean like it's totes way too cold. Please help.
oh are people shit talking Hawaiian pizza? OK I'll add some hot takes
your parents were happier before you were born
... I mean, you're not wrong. Most people recall their childhood as being these halcyon days of happiness and innocence, especially in the Western World.
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Nova_CI have the needThe need for speedRegistered Userregular
I baked a cherry pie on wednesday, had a piece of it while it was still hot, and after it cooled I put it in my fridge.
And realized I totally forgot about it yesterday.
I could have had more cherry pie! Now I can never recover that opportunity!
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thatassemblyguyJanitor of Technical Debt.Registered Userregular
[Chat], today is so cold when I went outside I nearly froze to death and now I'm forced to wear my winter coat and two layers of shirts and my warm hat. Can we please go back to warm? I have to go to an outdoor wedding tomorrow and might die if hypothermia. I mean like it's totes way too cold. Please help.
No. Cold is good. Cold is the best.
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TTODewbackPuts the drawl in ya'llI think I'm in HellRegistered Userregular
Like if someone said, “Hey, Atomika, you can go home right now plus the next two days, with pay, if you eat a hive of wasps,” I would be rubbing myself down with Benadryl gel and putting on a bib.
if you huff some Off they'll die before they have the chance to sting you.
Bless your heart.
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TTODewbackPuts the drawl in ya'llI think I'm in HellRegistered Userregular
oh are people shit talking Hawaiian pizza? OK I'll add some hot takes
your parents were happier before you were born
... I mean, you're not wrong. Most people recall their childhood as being these halcyon days of happiness and innocence, especially in the Western World.
when they were already adults before you were born
they were happier and they regret you
oh are people shit talking Hawaiian pizza? OK I'll add some hot takes
your parents were happier before you were born
... I mean, you're not wrong. Most people recall their childhood as being these halcyon days of happiness and innocence, especially in the Western World.
when they were already adults before you were born
they were happier and they regret you
Presumably, before I was born, they had sex. And sex makes a lot of people happy. So, yeah. That's probably a good prediction.
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LudiousI just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered Userregular
Look you came after Hawaiian pizza I'm just doing what I have to do
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it's annoying because now i have to make candy decisions
The ham is definitely the problem ingredient.
Bacon is a better choice from the same mammal.
Genji and Hanzo are both often played by some of the most popular streamers like Seagull, so I think that's a big part of it. People see how incredible Genji CAN be and insist on playing him too even though that's one of the top players in the world.
Hanzo I think is more of just that sniper gambling mental payoff. Widow is super hard to hit shots with, but Hanzo you are at least occasionally going to get nice kills, and that gives enough of a thrill for them to continue thinking they're contributing.
Can’t argue with that
oh i'm not saying that pepperoni is SUPER SPICY
however PEPPPERoni does have SOME spice to it ( i mean it's made with black pepper, mustard seeds, red pepper flakes and garlic )
and it is significantly SPICIER than ham, which has no spice, which is why i mention it specifically for pizza because pepperoni is a better counter-balance ingredient w/ pineapple on a pizza than ham
Arch,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_goGR39m2k
No it's a war crime
Hawaiian Pizza is on the list from the Geneva Convention
Does this make me a consummate professional
but just the ham.
i'll throw the pineapple away it's done it's job.
Arch,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_goGR39m2k
Chain Pizza?
*hits EB on the nose with a newspaper*
Hooray, we’ve completed the Texas October summer-to-autumn-to-winter triad
They are like
barely above tobasco though.
Then I went to 7-11
Then to chipotle, and while I was ordering at chipotle I realized she was behind me in line
Did i blow this by leaving and saying nothing because it's a real life person in real life and I'm not going to talk to them are you crazy
maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here
Pineapple meat is the grits of fruit.
They are the weird ones.
That's not fair, I had good grits once.
she's still behind you right now
shhh listen to me carefully.
you can text 911 these days. just make sure to use a lot of emojis so she thinks your typing to your bff
your parents were happier before you were born
I thought I got a hot one once, but it just had jalapeño juice on it. Good though!
Someone needs to get on jalaperoni.
@Fuzzy Cumulonimbus Cloud order a pepperoni pizza
It's tradition.
And realized I totally forgot about it yesterday.
I could have had more cherry pie! Now I can never recover that opportunity!
No. Cold is good. Cold is the best.
if you huff some Off they'll die before they have the chance to sting you.
PUT THE CAN DOWN
Hot damn!
when they were already adults before you were born
they were happier and they regret you
maybe i'm streaming terrible dj right now if i am its here