It's Time For Candy Corn

joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class TraitorSmoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
edited October 2017 in Singularity Engine++
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Let the battle lines be drawn

Only one side will emerge victorious

May it be the side that chooses to eat individual pieces in segments, because the color totally changes how it tastes

Defend your delicious waxyness or your decision to throw them all in the garbage

It's Time For Candy Corn 119 votes

Hell yeah, candy corn!
35%
#pipeMulletudeLord DaveA duck!Munkus BeaverMysstRinderGarthorASimPersonNo Great NameZeroCowQuidbowenKayne Red RobeMeldingOut Of ContextMadEddyJayKaosStraightziHeadCreeps 42 votes
Get that fucking garbage outta here
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Joke option Toblarone
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  • joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
    Hell yeah, candy corn!
    I am given to understand that some people mix their candy corn with a bowl of popcorn to get that salty/sweet thing going on

    It must be tested

  • bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    Hell yeah, candy corn!
    Is yellow the best flavor, or orange?

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
  • joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
    Hell yeah, candy corn!
    bowen wrote: »
    Is yellow the best flavor, or orange?

    Trick question

    White

    Straightzi
  • Theodore FlooseveltTheodore Floosevelt proud parent of eight beautiful girls and shalmelo dorne (which is currently being ruled by a woman (awesome role model for my daughters)) #dornedadRegistered User regular
    Joke option Toblarone
    no one here deserves joke option toblerone

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  • Mr. GMr. G Registered User regular
    Hell yeah, candy corn!
    Candy corn is good but it hurts my teeth after a while

    but most candy does

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  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    Hell yeah, candy corn!
    Who needs corn when you have pumpkins

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  • MaximumMaximum Registered User regular
    Get that fucking garbage outta here
    If my options were candy corn or circus peanuts I would choose death.

    IronKnuckle's GhostRorshach Kringle
  • joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
    Hell yeah, candy corn!
    Straightzi wrote: »
    Who needs corn when you have pumpkins

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    What heresy is this

  • see317see317 Registered User regular
    Mr. G wrote: »
    Candy corn is good but it hurts my teeth after a while

    but most candy does

    Pretty sure that just means you're keeping it in your mouth for too long.

    Ringo wrote: »
    Well except what see317 said. That guy's always wrong.
  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    Hell yeah, candy corn!
    Candy corn is like salt water taffee only it isn't a chore to eat so it's good.

    joshofalltrades
  • Theodore FlooseveltTheodore Floosevelt proud parent of eight beautiful girls and shalmelo dorne (which is currently being ruled by a woman (awesome role model for my daughters)) #dornedadRegistered User regular
    Joke option Toblarone
    is there candy... cob?

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    Kaplar
  • bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    Hell yeah, candy corn!
    bowen wrote: »
    Is yellow the best flavor, or orange?

    Trick question

    White

    I can't pull a quick one over on you!

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
    joshofalltrades
  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    Get that fucking garbage outta here

    sarukun
  • ChincymcchillaChincymcchilla Registered User regular
    is there candy... cob?

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  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    Hell yeah, candy corn!
    is there candy... cob?

    Hell yeah there is

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    That's a cookie dough core, with all the candy corn shoved into it

    Sleep
  • GvzbgulGvzbgul Ask me about my scrotalist agenda Registered User regular
    Joke option Toblarone
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    Bucketman
  • OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    Get that fucking garbage outta here
    The problem with "joke option Toblarone" is that Toblarone is no joke and actually good

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  • OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    Get that fucking garbage outta here
    UNLIKE CANDY CORN

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  • Theodore FlooseveltTheodore Floosevelt proud parent of eight beautiful girls and shalmelo dorne (which is currently being ruled by a woman (awesome role model for my daughters)) #dornedadRegistered User regular
    Joke option Toblarone
    that cookie dough candy corn-on-the-cob looks, against all odds, like something I want to try

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  • bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    Hell yeah, candy corn!
    UNLIKE CANDY CORN

    how dare you

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
  • Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    Get that fucking garbage outta here
    i only like candy corn with the chocolate bottoms instead of the vanilla bottoms

    so let's make those a law

  • OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    Get that fucking garbage outta here
    that cookie dough candy corn-on-the-cob looks, against all odds, like something I want to try

    Yeah it looks deceptively good. But don't be fooled. It will still just taste like candy corn.

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  • joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
    Hell yeah, candy corn!
    Black licorice is a “candy” that certain people inexplicably like

    I think it tastes like meconium

    Kayne Red RobeMulletude
  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    Hell yeah, candy corn!
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    i only like candy corn with the chocolate bottoms instead of the vanilla bottoms

    so let's make those a law

    But these are the bad ones!

    MysstKayne Red Robe
  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    Get that fucking garbage outta here
    that cookie dough candy corn-on-the-cob looks, against all odds, like something I want to try

    Just skip tyhe bullshit and get cookie dough.

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  • Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    Get that fucking garbage outta here
    black licorice was only ok when it was literally the only option for candy

    it no longer is so it no longer is

    joshofalltradesMysstMadEddysarukun
  • bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    Hell yeah, candy corn!
    black licorice is what I imagine gym socks dipped in mercury taste like

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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  • Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    Get that fucking garbage outta here
    bowen wrote: »
    black licorice is what I imagine gym socks dipped in mercury taste like

    why are you even imagining that

  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    Hell yeah, candy corn!
    Black licorice is also delicious.

    Hell yeah I want candy that tastes like absinthe, why wouldn't I?

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  • joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
    Hell yeah, candy corn!
    The only way it is okay to like black licorice is if you are literally the oldest person on earth

  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    Hell yeah, candy corn!
    Pretty much all old candies are the best

    Fuck this new-fangled shit, give me some Necco wafers and root beer barrels

  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    Get that fucking garbage outta here
    The only time I would eat black licorice is if I was starving to death.

    joshofalltradesbowenMatevsarukunKayne Red Robe
  • mcpmcp Registered User regular
    Get that fucking garbage outta here
    We got candy corn m&m's a couple weeks ago and they were a nightmare.

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  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    Get that fucking garbage outta here
    mcp wrote: »
    We got candy corn m&m's a couple weeks ago and they were a nightmare.

    Holy shit what a terrible idea. "Look, it is Candy Corn that is the price of actual good candy!"

  • joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
    Hell yeah, candy corn!
    mcp wrote: »
    We got candy corn m&m's a couple weeks ago and they were a nightmare.

    I like candy corn and I think that’s the worst idea for an m&m I have ever heard about

    Kayne Red Robe
  • MarathonMarathon Registered User regular
    Get that fucking garbage outta here
    Joke option should be “Tob-Larlar-one”.

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  • IronKnuckle's GhostIronKnuckle's Ghost Registered User regular
    Get that fucking garbage outta here
    But what's everyone's take on those peanut butter things in the orange and black wrappers?

  • bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    Hell yeah, candy corn!
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    black licorice is what I imagine gym socks dipped in mercury taste like

    why are you even imagining that

    you're not my real dad

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
  • joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
    Hell yeah, candy corn!
    Marathon wrote: »
    Joke option should be “Tob-Larlar-one”.

    Yes but then the joke would’ve been less subtle than a hydraulic press to the groin

  • mcpmcp Registered User regular
    Get that fucking garbage outta here
    My fiance and I like to buy weird candy in the check out isle.

    We got some spicy skittles that were bizarre but pretty tasty.

    The m&m's went right in the trash though.

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