I just assumed those were spells created by technomancers.
I mean, a Wizard who talks to technology creating a spell to install things on computers and calling it a wizard.
It sounds like the kind of sense of humor one would get when crossing arcane book worms with computer nerds.
If you don't I'm wondering how the deodorant works as such without stinging your butthole
Perhaps the deodorant is sold by Karcher? You just plug in the power cord, connect your garden hose, and wait.... that's definitely gonna hurt your butthole...
I understand that a wizard's staff has a knob at the end, is this required for proper functioning of the staff, or is it largely for aesthetic purposes?
I understand that a wizard's staff has a knob at the end, is this required for proper functioning of the staff, or is it largely for aesthetic purposes?
A wizard's staff has a knob on the end
It never will buckle, it never will bend
He cherishes it, and he calls it his friend,
and he frequently takes it in hand.
A wizard's staff is the source of his power.
He checks up on it every hour on the hour
And he's never surprised when it turns to a flower --
The fairest throughout all the land.
The staff of a wizard with honour is crowned.
Without it a wizard will rarely be found.
'Tis big and its round and weighs three to the pound
And without it he's truly unmanned.
The staff of a wizard can do mighty deeds.
It protects him from harm and attends to his needs,
Provides him with banquets upon which he feeds
And potions on which he gets canned.
Whenever a wizard is lonely or sad,
Or feeling dejected, or puzzled, or mad,
He turns to his staff, and things don't seem so bad --
By it he is never trepanned.
The staff of a wizard is dear to his heart
The source and the succour of his magic art.
They travel together, are never apart,
A relationship few understand.
A wizard is rarely of heroic build
Were it not for his staff, he would surely be killed.
By demons or monsters his blood would be spilled
All over the pitiless sand.
A wizard in thought, word, and deed should be chaste
If he is not, he's considered disgraced.
Although in his dreams he is often embraced
By ladies both lissom and tanned.
The staff of a wizard is polished with care.
He anoints it with spices and unguents rare,
Bedecks it with silver and jewels most fair,
And on feast days he has it japanned.
A wizard when young has a staff that is small.
It's puny and weak, ineffective withal.
It grows with his power until it stands tall
As his fame and his glory expand.
The staff of a wizard can hold many spells
For finding lost objects or dowsing new wells
For banishing demons to bottomless hells
Or bringing them back on demand.
A wizard's staff can do manifold tricks
To puzzle the nobles and fuddle the hicks
It rescues the wizard from many a fix --
It is totally at his command.
When a wizard is old, and is starting to fade
He looks on his staff that with cunning he made
The crown of his life and the tool of his trade
And together they make their last stand.
[Muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
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Or blood sugar sex magic, if they’re diabetic sex wizards.
This is a fantastic question.
I just assumed those were spells created by technomancers.
I mean, a Wizard who talks to technology creating a spell to install things on computers and calling it a wizard.
It sounds like the kind of sense of humor one would get when crossing arcane book worms with computer nerds.
Clippy is a paladin
Wants to help, but if you aren't sticking to rigid rules he's not going to be happy
sex wizards are a thing, but when you can bend reality what they consider sex might not even fit within the current definition.
If you don't I'm wondering how the deodorant works as such without stinging your butthole
Perhaps the deodorant is sold by Karcher? You just plug in the power cord, connect your garden hose, and wait.... that's definitely gonna hurt your butthole...