Secret Satans 2017 - Complete! See you next year!

ceres

QuickSnap wrote: »

ceres wrote: »

Haha, okay, this is kind of funny because the note with my name on it was actually meant to be with the light saber. When I went to order Ragnarok, my four-year-old son Miles asked what I was doing, and I told him I was ordering a present for a friend. He said I should get the friend a light saber. I said well, I don't know if he would like a light saber.. I think he might like this book though. And Miles said the friend would like it, and it has to be like his but green. He even came by later to make sure I'd gotten it for you, which I had. He seemed to feel everything was in order, and it didn't come up again.

So the green light saber is from Miles.

The beard beads were also from me, yes. And would you believe I had the tracking number for those on the 30th of December? Six days to go 30 miles. I don't know if the beard beads are your thing, they seemed thematic, though. I assume they can decorate things besides beards.

Well hell, that's hilarious and adorable! Thank you so much for the book (been on my list for a while), and tell your son the lightsaber will certainly be put to good use.

Heh, he actually mentioned it again this afternoon, said I had to remember to get it to you. I told him you had it but amazon sent it so I didn't have to. For some reason this really stuck with him.

Brolo

I believe we're done here!

Raijin Quickfoot => Tonkka
Ladybug2332 => Rayze
Rayze => N1tSt4lker
TheRoadVirus => Uriel
N1tSt4lker => Raijin Quickfoot
ceres => Quicksnap
Rorshach Kringle => Schide
Uriel => Sir Fabulous
Sir Fabulous => Brogey
Schide => ceres
Tonkka => Lasbrook
Lasbrook => TheRoadVirus
Brogey => Rorshach Kringle
Quicksnap => Ladybug2332

Tofystedeth => Bucketman
Bucketman => Tynic
Perrsun => Romanian My Escutcheon
Jimbobthemonkey => Fig-D
Lalabox => Perrsun
Nullzone => Lost Salient
Virgil_leads_you => Lalabox
Fig-D => Virgil_leads_you
A Dabble of Thelonius => Fightin Filipino
Madican => Nullzone
Fightin Filipino => Madican
Tynic => Jimbobthemonkey
Romanian My Escutcheon => A Dabble of Thelonius
BlakeT => Tofystedeth
Lost Salient => BlakeT

Naphtali => Noggin
Xaquin => Goatmon
Skeith => . / plut
Pinfeldorf => godmode
Penguin Incarnate => Rankenphile
. / plut => Naphtali
Marathon => Skeith
Okami => Xaquin
Noggin => Goose!
Rankenphile => Marathon
godmode => Okami
Goatmon => Penguin Incarnate
Goose! => Pinfeldorf

DashD giving to Hyperballad
Veldrin giving to DrZiplock
Straightzi giving to Grobian
Grodian giving to Elaro
Hyperballad giving to Kadith
Kadith giving to Rainfall
Ketbra giving to Slacker71
Rainfall giving to #pipe
Brolo giving to Ketbra
Drziplock giving to Blackhawk1313
Elaro giving to Veldrin
Slacker71 giving to Nogs
#pipe giving to Brolo
Nogs giving to Straightzi
Blackhawk1313 giving to DashD

Thank you all SO MUCH for participating, everybody! Another year with a perfect gifting record! Thanks especially to @lonelyahava and @ceres for helping out, and to @Goose! for keeping the chains updated!

A big round of applause to all!

Goose!

Ever the completionist, here are my....

Completed Chains

• Brogey > Rorshach Kringle > Schide 1 2 > ceres 1 2 3 4 > QuickSnap 1 2 Ladybug2332 1 2 > Rayze 1 2 3 4 5 6 > N1tSt4lker 1 2 3 4 5 > Raijin Quickfoot > Tonkka 1 2 3 > Lasbrook 1 2 3 4 > TheRoadVirus > Uriel > Sir Fabulous > Brogeyi > Rorshach Kringle
  
• Okami > Xaquin > Goatmon > Penguin Incarnate > Rankenphile 1 2 > Marathon > Skeith > plut > Naphtali 1 2 3 > Noggin > Goose! 1 2 3 > Pinfeldorf > godmode 1 2 > Okami > Xaquin
  
• Nogs > Straightzi 1 2 > Grobian 1 2 3 > Elaro 1 2 3 4 > Veldrin 1 2 > DrZiplock 1 2 > Blackhawk1313 > DashD 1 2 3 > HyperBallad 1 2 > Kadith > Rainfall 1 2 > #pipe > Brolo > Thetheroo > KetBra Slacker71 > Nogs > Straightzi
  
• Romanian My Escutcheon > A Dabble of Thelonius 1 2 3 > fightinfilipino 1 2 > Madican 1 2 > Nullzone 1 2 3 > Lost Salient > Blake T 1 2 3 > Tofystedeth 1 2 > Bucketman 1 2 > tynic > JimBobTheMonkey > Fig-D > Virgil_Leads_You > Lalabox 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 > Perrsun 1 2 > Romanian My Escutcheon 1 2 > A Dabble of Thelonius
  

Merry Satans, y'all!

Xaquin

Thank you Okami!

In addition to being awesome, you're also my favorite zelda!

Rorshach Kringle

wait

my satan was @Brogey???

what up my dude

you rule

Straightzi

My suspicions were correct, I see.

Rainfall

Satan bless us, every one.

.

Wait, did you reveal all the Satans, Brolo? Or did everyone sign their names/claim the gifts already?

Also yay! Perfect record!

Penguin Incarnate

As it turns out, Satan was in our hearts the whole time.

Goose!

PS thanks for running this Brolo

godmode

Have we done away with the anonymity aspect of Secret Satans? I know some people love sleuthing out who gifted who, but I also think there are folks who wish to remain secret when they intentionally don't claim their gifts. Just something to keep in mind going forward!

Thanks to everyone who helped coordinate, act as elves, and all that good stuff. Can't wait for November for the next one!

Lalabox

Hey @Virgil_Leads_You i took the shoes out dancing and they did very well

Virgil_Leads_You

Rad! Burn up that dance floor.
Thanks for the heads up!

Brolo

godmode wrote: »

Have we done away with the anonymity aspect of Secret Satans? I know some people love sleuthing out who gifted who, but I also think there are folks who wish to remain secret when they intentionally don't claim their gifts. Just something to keep in mind going forward!

Thanks to everyone who helped coordinate, act as elves, and all that good stuff. Can't wait for November for the next one!

Sorry, there was still ambiguity as to who had sent what, so I posted the master list in order to make sure everyone was accounted for.

Next time around I'll make it more clear that you'll eventually get revealed at the end of the process.

.

I'll be honest, that's a little disappointing. I've never revealed myself as a person's Satan, but you do what you gotta do, I guess.
Thanks for running this, Brolo. And thanks again Skeith for the awesome gifts.

DrZiplock

Yeaaaaa.....sometimes it's good to fly under the radar for a variety of reasons. I appreciate the hell out of you running this, Brolo, but I'm not sure why everyone needs to be revealed - especially if there are no deadbeats. I'd assume that people are pretty ok with there being ambiguity, what with "Secret" being in the title and all.

If there are deadbeats then by all means, we shall fong them.

Brolo

Yeah my bad, multiple gifters made it difficult to figure out who had sent out what.

DrZiplock

Brolo wrote: »

Yeah my bad, multiple gifters made it difficult to figure out who had sent out what.

No worries, duder! We all love this thing and are more interested to seeing it go smoothly than anything else. Hell, I think this is the second year in a row that we haven't had any problems? Maybe third?

A Dabble Of Thelonius

But how will people know what good taste I have?

.

Rent a skywriter like everyone else obviously. I think they charge by the letter, so maybe shorten your forum name a wee bit.

ceres

. wrote: »

Rent a skywriter like everyone else obviously. I think they charge by the letter, so maybe shorten your forum name a wee bit.

Could shorten it to an acronym, but then you'd have the same name.

Penguin Incarnate

I acidentally left my forum name off of my gifts, but also I'm friends with the giftee and it's just all around funnier if he has to try and remember who the hell I'm supposed to be on the forum.

Naphtali

. wrote: »

Rent a skywriter like everyone else obviously. I think they charge by the letter, so maybe shorten your forum name a wee bit.

I meant to ask, why did you have them skywrite "SURRENDER DOROTHY" instead of ".", but I think I still got the message.

.

Cuz Dorothy's a punk who needs to get got. Also, I hired flying monkeys, they were cheaper and you get what you pay for. Happy Christmas, Dor.. I mean, Nap.

Rankenphile

Good work everybody but holy smokes it's February and this is still stickied?

Yikes, to the abyss with you, thread.

Platy

Rankenphile wrote: »

Good work everybody but holy smokes it's February and this is still stickied?

Yikes, to the abyss with you, thread.

One of us, one of us

tynic

A six-month late thread resurrection? This better be good!!!!

well shut up because it is.
@Bucketman has been threatening to send me one more leftover Satan's gift for some time now, and had left various hints of what it was, so when a
mysterious and very heavy package
was found on my doorstep this evening, I thought I had a fairly good idea what was in it.

I was wrong. Well, half wrong. There was (as anticipated) an ABSOLUTELY LUDICROUSLY SIZED bag of Albanese gummies, which is great because I now know the precise cause of my death. BUT, that's not all! To whit: see photo



it appears to be some kind of psychotic mid-western aperitif. Or a dare. The internet is unclear.

So now I not only know how I will die, I know what I'll be drinking when I do.

Bucketman: best Satan, or best Satan?

Rorshach Kringle

chug the malort

Brolo

Rorshach Kringle wrote: »

chug the malort

get ye flask

Knob

YOU HAVE MALORT!

OH NO!

Usagi

Please live post your Malort experience @tynic

tynic

Usagi wrote: »

Please live post your Malort experience @tynic

I'll be saving it for a time when I can take off the three days following.

Kadith

Rorshach Kringle wrote: »

chug the malort

or don't, and say you did

then you keep it around to use to help you get rid of unwanted house guests overstaying their welcome.

Rorshach Kringle

definitely chug the malort

Raijin Quickfoot

Rorshach Kringle wrote: »

definitely chug the malort

Yes. Chug the malort and livestream it.

Bucketman

Hooray! I'm glad it made it alright, hopefully the gummys haven't melted in transit

tynic

Bucketman wrote: »

Hooray! I'm glad it made it alright, hopefully the gummys haven't melted in transit

nope, they're bouncy and bear-shaped.

Naphtali

Kind of glad this thread ended up getting bumped, as the other day I finally hung the sweet Bloodborne poster @. plut got me for Secret Satans as well as a few more posters I ordered from the same artist



Thanks again plut!