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Don't be afraid to catch feelings [love thread]

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    XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    Brolo wrote: »
    I'm a couple months away from 34. Just roll me into a retirement home already.

    Same. All of my body hair is going grey and I can now gain weight by simply imagining food.

    yeah, I was not expecting gray chest hair

    like it never even entered my mind

    =(

    get *sobs* g-get off my lawn

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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    Xaquin wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    Thank goodness I'm only 4 years older and not like, 10+

    hey!

    hah got 'em!

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    fuck that grey hair is handsome as hell

    i was hoping I would go white haireded but so far, like the rest of my hair, it's different colors every-dang-where. i've got brown and red and grey and blonde and white.

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    Xaquin wrote: »
    Brolo wrote: »
    I'm a couple months away from 34. Just roll me into a retirement home already.

    Same. All of my body hair is going grey and I can now gain weight by simply imagining food.

    yeah, I was not expecting gray chest hair

    like it never even entered my mind

    =(

    get *sobs* g-get off my lawn

    oh you're lucky that it's just your chest hair

    if I was a bond villian they'd call me

    Silverballs

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    Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    Brolo wrote: »
    Xaquin wrote: »
    Brolo wrote: »
    I'm a couple months away from 34. Just roll me into a retirement home already.

    Same. All of my body hair is going grey and I can now gain weight by simply imagining food.

    yeah, I was not expecting gray chest hair

    like it never even entered my mind

    =(

    get *sobs* g-get off my lawn

    oh you're lucky that it's just your chest hair

    if I was a bond villian they'd call me

    Silverballs

    is that when you haven't had sex in so long they actually ossify?

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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    fuck that grey hair is handsome as hell

    i was hoping I would go white haireded but so far, like the rest of my hair, it's different colors every-dang-where. i've got brown and red and grey and blonde and white.

    I can tell I've got some red hair genes in me because you can see it in my facial hair, then it slowly fades to brown.

    I'm waiting for the salt and pepper to fill in a bit more instead of random specks of gray.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    SolarSolar Registered User regular
    Being 28 is pretty good so far, no lie

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    Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    i have hard line stops for my various hair colors. it's fucking bizzare. i always get accusations that's i've dyed my hair and beard

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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    just wait until you hit 30 and nothing at all eventful happens except you can't eat quite as much as before

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    UrielUriel Registered User regular
    I'm thirty. I'm bald and I'm getting arthritis.

    Shovel me into a grave

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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    If I lost all this weight and shaved I could pass for low 20s I think

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    Brolo wrote: »
    Xaquin wrote: »
    Brolo wrote: »
    I'm a couple months away from 34. Just roll me into a retirement home already.

    Same. All of my body hair is going grey and I can now gain weight by simply imagining food.

    yeah, I was not expecting gray chest hair

    like it never even entered my mind

    =(

    get *sobs* g-get off my lawn

    oh you're lucky that it's just your chest hair

    if I was a bond villian they'd call me

    Silverballs

    well

    it's a 13+ forum

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    Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    Uriel wrote: »
    I'm thirty. I'm bald and I'm getting arthritis.

    Shovel me into a grave

    i can't i have arthritis

    and a metal spine

    and a metal wrist

    and i'm lazy

    and if i'm being hinest a little drunk lready

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    grrmushagrrmusha Registered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    except you can't eat quite as much as before
    Sez who

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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    Uriel wrote: »
    I'm thirty. I'm bald and I'm getting arthritis.

    Shovel me into a grave

    i can't i have arthritis

    and a metal spine

    and a metal wrist

    and i'm lazy

    and if i'm being hinest a little drunk lready

    So you're older than I am in spirits!

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    grrmusha wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    except you can't eat quite as much as before
    Sez who

    oh hell yeah i can eat as much as before i just feel sick as a dog and most of it comes up at 3 am and i only enjoy about half of it anyway

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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    grrmusha wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    except you can't eat quite as much as before
    Sez who

    well

    I probably could

    But I'd also triple my weight by doing so

    When I was 20 I could tuck away an entire pizza by myself then go work in an 110 degree tractor trailer for 5 hours

    I would be lucky to do 3 slices of pizza and lay on the couch today without feeling sick

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    Brolo wrote: »
    Xaquin wrote: »
    Brolo wrote: »
    I'm a couple months away from 34. Just roll me into a retirement home already.

    Same. All of my body hair is going grey and I can now gain weight by simply imagining food.

    yeah, I was not expecting gray chest hair

    like it never even entered my mind

    =(

    get *sobs* g-get off my lawn

    oh you're lucky that it's just your chest hair

    if I was a bond villian they'd call me

    Silverballs

    is that when you haven't had sex in so long they actually ossify?

    Silverballs
    He's the man, who needs Centrum Vitamins
    A clammy touch
    Such an old finger
    Beckons you to remodel his aging home
    But don't go alone
    Old man words are all he has in store
    But you can't disguise that you get bored
    His knees and ankles start to ache in fall
    It's throwback stations from
    Mister Silverballs
    Pretty girl beware he could be a dad
    His jokes are bad

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    BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    just wait until you hit 30 and nothing at all eventful happens except you can't eat quite as much as before

    Now I would agree with you just I lost a ton of weight over the summer and I wolf down large quanities of food as I once did
    It's disturbing


    But as I said I will be old when I am unable to care for myself.

    I work with someone going grey in his early 20's making fun of how I am not and dismayed by my reply of I will if my genetic history holds true I will go grey in my last 50's early 60's

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    Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    hoo yeah greasy food is the absolute worst now

    pizza is in a brand new "always avoid if possible" list

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    TofystedethTofystedeth Registered User regular
    I had trouble going to sleep last night because I think i had heartburn. I can't remember that ever happening before. So either my stomach is giving out or my memory is.

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    SolarSolar Registered User regular
    I had trouble going to sleep last night because I think i had heartburn. I can't remember that ever happening before. So either my stomach is giving out or my memory is.

    Or both! Don't forget that!

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    Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    edited November 2017
    heartburn is literally my constant companion. i eat more Tums than I do food. i had a camera shoved down there once and the doctor said it looked like my esophagus had been in a car accident, scar tissue all the way down

    Magic Pink on
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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    edited November 2017
    Brainleech wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    just wait until you hit 30 and nothing at all eventful happens except you can't eat quite as much as before

    Now I would agree with you just I lost a ton of weight over the summer and I wolf down large quanities of food as I once did
    It's disturbing


    But as I said I will be old when I am unable to care for myself.

    I work with someone going grey in his early 20's making fun of how I am not and dismayed by my reply of I will if my genetic history holds true I will go grey in my last 50's early 60's

    I won the genetic lottery out of my family

    I didn't bald at 20 like my brothers (looks like I'm heading for it in my 50s though)

    I had no wisdom teeth

    I didn't need glasses (20/10)

    People have broken their bones trying to kick me -- ex kicked my shin to be a little shit and broke her big toe.. that was a fun easter getting accused of domestic abuse all day by doctors.. jokes on her though, she had to wear one of those sandal booties for 4 weeks.

    Now to just pass on my genes to create ultra humans.

    bowen on
    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    UrielUriel Registered User regular
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    heartburn is literally my constant companion. i eat more Tums than I do food. i had a camera shoved down there once and the doctor said it looked like my esophagus had been in a car accident, scar tissue all the way down

    I have barrets esophagus. I'm supposed to get a throat scope done every couple years now for the rest of my life to make sure it doesn't turn into 98 percent fatal cancer.

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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    heartburn is literally my constant companion. i eat more Tums than I do food. i had a camera shoved down there once and the doctor said it looked like my esophagus had been in a car accident, scar tissue all the way down

    Don't eat greasy/fat/spicy food within 4 hours of laying down.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    TofystedethTofystedeth Registered User regular
    Well now my complaint seems very silly.

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    Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    Well now my complaint seems very silly.

    oh heavens no, not even a little. heartburn is awful.

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    Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    heartburn is literally my constant companion. i eat more Tums than I do food. i had a camera shoved down there once and the doctor said it looked like my esophagus had been in a car accident, scar tissue all the way down

    Don't eat greasy/fat/spicy food within 4 hours of laying down.

    I can't have anything 4-5 hours before going horizontal. everything will kick it in

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    UrielUriel Registered User regular
    Yeah I woke up at three am this morning my throat burning like God's wrath, and nauseated all to hell and coughing like crazy.

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    yeah heartburn for me

    and also I now have a thing where I get sleepy before I actually get drunk

    so like I can do two beers and that's lights out for me

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    Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    Uriel wrote: »
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    heartburn is literally my constant companion. i eat more Tums than I do food. i had a camera shoved down there once and the doctor said it looked like my esophagus had been in a car accident, scar tissue all the way down

    I have barrets esophagus. I'm supposed to get a throat scope done every couple years now for the rest of my life to make sure it doesn't turn into 98 percent fatal cancer.

    Yikes!

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    UrielUriel Registered User regular
    I hate that I like whiskey the most of all liquor.

    It plays hell with acid reflux.

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    Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    Uriel wrote: »
    I hate that I like whiskey the most of all liquor.

    It plays hell with acid reflux.

    it pretty much all does tho, yes?

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    OmnipotentBagelOmnipotentBagel floof Registered User regular
    I am

    well, not glad y'all also suffer from heartburn, wouldn't wish that on anyone. But it's kind of comforting to have others who understand that pain.

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    grrmushagrrmusha Registered User regular
    edited November 2017
    If there is one thing I can do well in this life it is eat all the food and afterwards wonder why im doubled over feeling sick with painful cramps. Go me.

    grrmusha on
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    UrielUriel Registered User regular
    Magic Pink wrote: »
    Uriel wrote: »
    I hate that I like whiskey the most of all liquor.

    It plays hell with acid reflux.

    it pretty much all does tho, yes?

    I don't drink other liquor :lol:

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    Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    grrmusha wrote: »
    If there is one thing I can do well in this this life it is eat all the food and afterwards wonder why im doubled over feeling sick with painful cramps.Go me.

    because of all the sit ups is what you say then

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    Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    I am

    well, not glad y'all also suffer from heartburn, wouldn't wish that on anyone. But it's kind of comforting to have others who understand that pain.

    it may have something to do with spinning for the last six years maybe

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    Magic PinkMagic Pink Tur-Boner-Fed Registered User regular
    Uriel wrote: »
    Yeah I woke up at three am this morning my throat burning like God's wrath, and nauseated all to hell and coughing like crazy.

    i hate when i wake up and it's gotten into my nose. that's fucking murder for the rest of the day

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