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Chimera's Midweek Movie Monster Mash! [b-movies from 80's and 90's]
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Monster girl with a snek tail and five eyesBad puns, that's how eye roll. Registered User regular
Monster girl with a snek tail and five eyesBad puns, that's how eye roll. Registered User regular
Do you love the cheese that was the 1980's and early 90's? Are you a believe that some movies can be so bad they are good or that not all movies need an large budget and b-movies can be a masterpiece? Do you yern for the days of big hair, cinematic music videos, metal that evokes visions of airbrushed wizards on unicorns painted on the sides of a van? Remember bag phones? Ever wish you too could torture your self in the same way RedLetterMedia does with the best of the worst VHS tapes out there? Well then fear not as Chimera has got the cure for what ales you!
STARTING TONIGHT AT 9PM CENTRAL US and continuing every Wednesday until the crack of dawn I will be streaming movies, tv specials, music videos, and only the most nostalgic of commercials from the 1980's and early 90's online via rabb.it.
Come join your friends from DnD and meet some new ones from the wasteland that is SE++ every Wednesday and be sure to bring plenty of popcorn.
https://www.rabb.it/ChiTheMonster
* Please keep movie and TV show suggestions to ones from the 70s-early 90s and make sure they are schlocky and/or considered b-movies. Almost any and all recommendations and ideas will be ignored and considered stupid unless used and then will be sold as an original idea by Chimera without any outside assistance. Chimera Inc. is not responsible for any adverse side effects of viewing its programming or consumption of puns in the chat. If your erection last longer than 4 hours seek your closest bro for a high five. Call a doctor if you have any of the following symptoms; boredom, bad taste left over in mouth post movie, random loss of consciousness, questioning the meaning of life, trust in your fellow humans growing. By agreeing to tune in you forfeit any and all rights to challenge Chimera in a court of law without first undergoing arbitration where the sole benefactor will be Chimera and you get nothing, good day sir.
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Which I am super down for.
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It's so 80s that i don't believe it was made in the 80s.
it's, like, Kung Fury levels of 80s.
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lol it is a masterpiece! It came out in 1986.
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I'm glad people want to watch!
Fucking A fuck yes I fucking love that fucking movie
I've watched it so many times I can quote the whole thing
@cptrugged loves that movie too.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
Haha yeah and that's just on the first official night! Only the best for you all.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
-Hitler
-Cannibal monks
-Hippie 80's generic thugs
-Deniem mexican biker nazi with heart undies
-all the tits ever
-bondage
-king fu
-bazooka
-cameron mitchel
-zombie samurai
-guns
-sword fights
-discount bruce lee
-explosions
Yep this has everything ever.
EDIT: Also has piranha.
Raw Force is done with but do not fear, Cameron Mitchel will be back at least once per night in future nights!
Up next: Tales From The Crypt, Only Skin Deep!
Oh god, that is the stuff of legend right there.
As for recommendations, do you accept parodies of B-movies? Because everybody has to experience Attack of the Killer Tomatoes at least once.
-edit- Also I'm impressed that site doesn't support Edge, but does support Opera.
You could always like, quit! :P
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Well now that is a timeless classic but is two years too old! We have already had a parody horror on in the form of TerrorVision! If you got any suggestions from the 80's and first half of the 90's I'd love to hear them!
The Creature Wasn't Nice (1983)
It’s not a very important country most of the time
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Ooooo that looks absolutely dreadful, I LOVE IT!
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Obsolete technology serves no purpose here.
JimmyDoor
Party starts at 8pm central US time.
https://www.rabb.it/ChiTheMonster
Thanks!
Well don't worry! Some movies that are on late will get recycled again in an earlier time slot in future shows and vice versa. I would host it on the weekend but Saturday I'm often not home and other's on here have a movie thing going on Friday and didn't want to step on their toes. The stream will normally run from 8pm to around 3am and you're welcome to come and go as you please and need!
Just know if you do leave you are required to bring popcorn back with you when you return.
Well there are always the not quite as classic sequels, Return of the Killer Tomatoes! (1988), Killer Tomatoes Strike Back! (1990) and Killer Tomatoes Eat France! (1991). Return of the Killer Tomatoes! even features George Clooney in one of his earliest roles.
Another suggestion would be something from Troma like Class of Nuke 'Em High (1986) or Surf Nazis Must Die (1987).
Some Troma movies would definitely fit in here perfectly.
My Backloggery
If you're looking for more material, BirthMoviesDeath is a pop movie site that has some features that go over older, less well-known or less critically acclaimed movies, and a bunch of them are from the 80s - The Savage Stack and Everybody's into Weirdness articles by Jacob Knight. On these lists, Rolling Vengeance and Hard Ticket to Hawaii look promising.
Shaw Brothers' kung fu films are fun, too, but most of their catalog is pre-80s. Still, you've got Masked Avengers for more kung-fu cannibals, and Five Elements Ninjas is fun.
I have no idea how you'd stream them, though, other than buying them off of Amazon or something.
Those are all prety good choices and will likely find there way into the block in future shows!