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  • Bluedude152Bluedude152 Registered User regular
    Why do you think we are talking about david cage

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  • WiseManTobesWiseManTobes Registered User regular
    All I know about David Cage games is that isn't one of them the one where you can bug the game and scream shaun forever?

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  • HobnailHobnail Registered User regular
    Bug?

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    All I know about David Cage games is that isn't one of them the one where you can bug the game and scream shaun forever?

    There's a YouTube video of someone bugging the game like that, but I don't know if anyone has replicated it.

    Ok, I'm wrong:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vEK5VxDMMjo

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    It still works even at PS4 Remaster version!

    How to Trigger:
    Just simply press X to call Shaun, and press L2 for the conversation(any choice), and during Ethan speaking, walk to Shaun, that's all~
    That is beautifully easy to replicate.

  • I needed anime to post.I needed anime to post. boom Registered User regular
    known shippable

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  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    edited January 2018
    Couscous on
  • cB557cB557 voOOP Registered User regular
    Why do you think we are talking about david cage
    I wasn't sure, so before I posted that I went to see if anyone had linked to any articles about it already and noone had so I figured I'd post it.

  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    cB557 wrote: »

    Yeah, it just blew up today, that's why we're talking about it.

    I hope that the investigation leads to some actual repercussions.

  • JedocJedoc In the scuppers with the staggers and jagsRegistered User regular
    Mr. G wrote: »
    I believe it's actually accurate to say one of the villains in Indigo Prophecy is a physical embodiment of the internet

    Dickbutt?

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  • TaminTamin Registered User regular
    grumble mutter

    Rise of the Tomb Raider, point of no return
    this helicopter boss fight is a massive pain and I am irritated by it. that is all

  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    Has there ever been a helicopter boss fight that was enjoyable in any way?

    Besides X-Men Origins: Wolverine.

  • WiseManTobesWiseManTobes Registered User regular
    Tamin wrote: »
    grumble mutter

    Rise of the Tomb Raider, point of no return
    this helicopter boss fight is a massive pain and I am irritated by it. that is all

    Geez I bowed early on the Tomb Raider games when I was getting squicked out by the death animations of just falling in water and stuff, I'm not sure I want to see the fail animation for
    Fighting a helicopter

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  • TaminTamin Registered User regular
    edited January 2018
    Hm. Half-Life 2 (and expansions) had a couple of neat helicopter fights

    would Super Mario World count? It's like a helicopter.

    edit: this lists almost 100 such fights, but I've only played a few of those games. It does mention Mass Effect 2, and I faintly recall some gunship fight that wasn't too bad?

    Tamin on
  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Has there ever been a helicopter boss fight that was enjoyable in any way?

    Besides X-Men Origins: Wolverine.

    Vice President Helicopter?

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • WiseManTobesWiseManTobes Registered User regular
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Has there ever been a helicopter boss fight that was enjoyable in any way?

    Besides X-Men Origins: Wolverine.

    Vice President Helicopter?

    Are you a bad enough dude to save the Vice President's Helicopter?

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  • Lavender GoomsLavender Gooms Tiny Bat Registered User regular
    The deaths are toned down a lot in Rise of the Tomb Raider.

  • FishmanFishman Put your goddamned hand in the goddamned Box of Pain. Registered User regular
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Has there ever been a helicopter boss fight that was enjoyable in any way?

    Besides X-Men Origins: Wolverine.

    Rainbow Islands.

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  • DisruptedCapitalistDisruptedCapitalist I swear! Registered User regular
    Fishman wrote: »
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Has there ever been a helicopter boss fight that was enjoyable in any way?

    Besides X-Men Origins: Wolverine.

    Rainbow Islands.

    Enter the Matrix.

    Oh wait, you said enjoyable???

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  • Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Registered User regular
    A dumbness that most people don't even realise:

    In most countries, it was called Fahrenheit. But in America, which is pretty much the only place that counts that still uses the Fahrenheit temperature scale, the game was renamed to Indigo Prophecy.

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  • TaminTamin Registered User regular
    I have a soft spot for Enter the Matrix.

    I'm under no illusions about the quality of the game, but I can call it to mind easily. Given that I last played it more than a decade ago, that feels like it ought to count for something.

  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Shorty wrote: »
    heavy rain might be the worst game I've ever beaten, and this is coming from someone who once finished Super Empire Strikes Back

    Even if you remove everything in Heavy Rain that's questionable in terms of race, sexuality, gender, and skeevy male-gaze stuff, you still are stuck with a plot that hinges on breaking its own established rules in an egregious and insulting manner.

    I played the game before I even knew enough to notice any of that shit while it was happening and it was still a trashpile

  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Deadly Premonition has its issues (particularly wrt Thomas and how his character is handled) but man the story seems so much better than Heavy Rain

  • WyvernWyvern Registered User regular
    All I know about David Cage games is that isn't one of them the one where you can bug the game and scream shaun forever?

    There's a YouTube video of someone bugging the game like that, but I don't know if anyone has replicated it.

    Ok, I'm wrong:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vEK5VxDMMjo
    Y'know, I'm not sure if I can think of anything you could replace the Shauns with that would make this scene any less stupid.

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  • RadiusRadius Registered User regular
    JASON!

    Everyday we stray further from God's light
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  • Lord_AsmodeusLord_Asmodeus goeticSobriquet: Here is your magical cryptic riddle-tumour: I AM A TIME MACHINERegistered User regular
    I will never, not ever, understand the mentality of CS:GO players who refuse to use their minimap or have any map awareness. I think one particularly egregious example is playing on Italy and the depressing number of times, after the announcer lets your team know the enemy is taking a hostage, my teammates will all scramble... to head back to spawn. And not even the part with the hostage that was taken. It's ITALY. in COUNTERSTRIKE. With HOSTAGES. This map has been around, with its basic layout basically unchanged, for 17 years! If you want to know exactly where the dude with the objective is going, and how to stop him, go to the place where HE HAS TO GO and then WAIT FOR HIM TO GO THERE.

    /venting over

    Overall though I'm very much enjoying getting back into CS:GO, even if my internet has taken the time when I want to get back into a twitch shooter to start hemorrhaging connection speed.

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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Wyvern wrote: »
    All I know about David Cage games is that isn't one of them the one where you can bug the game and scream shaun forever?

    There's a YouTube video of someone bugging the game like that, but I don't know if anyone has replicated it.

    Ok, I'm wrong:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vEK5VxDMMjo
    Y'know, I'm not sure if I can think of anything you could replace the Shauns with that would make this scene any less stupid.

    If the woman is dead, then the killer will actually just surrender and go to jail!

    No moral!

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    Wyvern wrote: »
    All I know about David Cage games is that isn't one of them the one where you can bug the game and scream shaun forever?

    There's a YouTube video of someone bugging the game like that, but I don't know if anyone has replicated it.

    Ok, I'm wrong:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vEK5VxDMMjo
    Y'know, I'm not sure if I can think of anything you could replace the Shauns with that would make this scene any less stupid.

    If the woman is dead, then the killer will actually just surrender and go to jail!

    No moral!

    Really? I had the reporter lady die like halfway through (which means I actually missed out on several really skeevy scenes, apparently), but the killer was still all "I'm gonna chase you and try and kill you because I am the bad guy, never mind all that stuff about you blacking out, we just hoped you forgot about that dropped thread by now."

  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Wyvern wrote: »
    All I know about David Cage games is that isn't one of them the one where you can bug the game and scream shaun forever?

    There's a YouTube video of someone bugging the game like that, but I don't know if anyone has replicated it.

    Ok, I'm wrong:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vEK5VxDMMjo
    Y'know, I'm not sure if I can think of anything you could replace the Shauns with that would make this scene any less stupid.

    If the woman is dead, then the killer will actually just surrender and go to jail!

    No moral!

    Really? I had the reporter lady die like halfway through (which means I actually missed out on several really skeevy scenes, apparently), but the killer was still all "I'm gonna chase you and try and kill you because I am the bad guy, never mind all that stuff about you blacking out, we just hoped you forgot about that dropped thread by now."

    Both the lady and the FBI guy have to be dead. In that video, the FBI guy is already dead.

    Then the killer just gives up.

    Because the game is so bad.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    Remember how the FBI agent has super-awesome augmented reality goggles that let him play tank battle games and have Witness-style literal desktop decorations?

    Remember how the FBI agent also talked in an accent that can be best described as Mark Wahlberg meets Sam Worthington meets several beers?

  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    DarkPrimus wrote: »
    Remember how the FBI agent has super-awesome augmented reality goggles that let him play tank battle games and have Witness-style literal desktop decorations?

    Remember how the FBI agent also talked in an accent that can be best described as Mark Wahlberg meets Sam Worthington meets several beers?

    Ha ha ha, I read that as bears at first and it made it so much better.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    I mean at this point I would be more than happy for Mark Wahlberg to meet several bears.

  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Moriveth wrote: »
    I mean at this point I would be more than happy for Mark Wahlberg to meet several bears.

    Turns out Paddington 3 is the Unforgiven of CGI kids movies.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    I will never, not ever, understand the mentality of CS:GO players who refuse to use their minimap or have any map awareness. I think one particularly egregious example is playing on Italy and the depressing number of times, after the announcer lets your team know the enemy is taking a hostage, my teammates will all scramble... to head back to spawn. And not even the part with the hostage that was taken. It's ITALY. in COUNTERSTRIKE. With HOSTAGES. This map has been around, with its basic layout basically unchanged, for 17 years! If you want to know exactly where the dude with the objective is going, and how to stop him, go to the place where HE HAS TO GO and then WAIT FOR HIM TO GO THERE.

    /venting over

    Overall though I'm very much enjoying getting back into CS:GO, even if my internet has taken the time when I want to get back into a twitch shooter to start hemorrhaging connection speed.

    Rush B, blyat!

  • discriderdiscrider Registered User regular
    I will never, not ever, understand the mentality of CS:GO players who refuse to use their minimap or have any map awareness. I think one particularly egregious example is playing on Italy and the depressing number of times, after the announcer lets your team know the enemy is taking a hostage, my teammates will all scramble... to head back to spawn. And not even the part with the hostage that was taken. It's ITALY. in COUNTERSTRIKE. With HOSTAGES. This map has been around, with its basic layout basically unchanged, for 17 years! If you want to know exactly where the dude with the objective is going, and how to stop him, go to the place where HE HAS TO GO and then WAIT FOR HIM TO GO THERE.

    /venting over

    Overall though I'm very much enjoying getting back into CS:GO, even if my internet has taken the time when I want to get back into a twitch shooter to start hemorrhaging connection speed.

    Ah. Italy.
    Where your hostage refuses to jump out the window, so you win the round for the CTs by shooting him in the head.
    Good times.

  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    Thetheroo wrote: »
    Damn, Slay the Spire has been blowing up. Currently sitting at #4 on the Global Top Sellers list.

    I wonder what caused the bump? I've seen more people talking about it on Twitter but has some streamer done something lately?

    northerlion started playing it, and he's basically the biggest dude in the binding of isaac youtube/streaming scene, so if anybody made another roguelike blow up, it's probably him

  • The Cow KingThe Cow King a island Registered User regular
    huh I guess thats
    discrider wrote: »
    I will never, not ever, understand the mentality of CS:GO players who refuse to use their minimap or have any map awareness. I think one particularly egregious example is playing on Italy and the depressing number of times, after the announcer lets your team know the enemy is taking a hostage, my teammates will all scramble... to head back to spawn. And not even the part with the hostage that was taken. It's ITALY. in COUNTERSTRIKE. With HOSTAGES. This map has been around, with its basic layout basically unchanged, for 17 years! If you want to know exactly where the dude with the objective is going, and how to stop him, go to the place where HE HAS TO GO and then WAIT FOR HIM TO GO THERE.

    /venting over

    Overall though I'm very much enjoying getting back into CS:GO, even if my internet has taken the time when I want to get back into a twitch shooter to start hemorrhaging connection speed.

    Ah. Italy.
    Where your hostage refuses to jump out the window, so you win the round for the CTs by shooting him in the head.
    Good times.

    You carry them now

    Long gone are thehostage train days

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  • discriderdiscrider Registered User regular
    huh I guess thats
    discrider wrote: »
    I will never, not ever, understand the mentality of CS:GO players who refuse to use their minimap or have any map awareness. I think one particularly egregious example is playing on Italy and the depressing number of times, after the announcer lets your team know the enemy is taking a hostage, my teammates will all scramble... to head back to spawn. And not even the part with the hostage that was taken. It's ITALY. in COUNTERSTRIKE. With HOSTAGES. This map has been around, with its basic layout basically unchanged, for 17 years! If you want to know exactly where the dude with the objective is going, and how to stop him, go to the place where HE HAS TO GO and then WAIT FOR HIM TO GO THERE.

    /venting over

    Overall though I'm very much enjoying getting back into CS:GO, even if my internet has taken the time when I want to get back into a twitch shooter to start hemorrhaging connection speed.

    Ah. Italy.
    Where your hostage refuses to jump out the window, so you win the round for the CTs by shooting him in the head.
    Good times.

    You carry them now

    Long gone are thehostage train days

    Well now I just have an image in my head of a bunch of CTs looking confused into a duffel bag, whilst a hostage is waking up and immediately being assaulted by a bunch of sinister clown men.

  • NeveronNeveron HellValleySkyTree SwedenRegistered User regular
    Thetheroo wrote: »
    Damn, Slay the Spire has been blowing up. Currently sitting at #4 on the Global Top Sellers list.

    I wonder what caused the bump? I've seen more people talking about it on Twitter but has some streamer done something lately?

    northerlion started playing it, and he's basically the biggest dude in the binding of isaac youtube/streaming scene, so if anybody made another roguelike blow up, it's probably him

    I know that Ryab is big, but is he really big enough to get something on the Steam Global Top Sellers list?

  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    Neveron wrote: »
    Thetheroo wrote: »
    Damn, Slay the Spire has been blowing up. Currently sitting at #4 on the Global Top Sellers list.

    I wonder what caused the bump? I've seen more people talking about it on Twitter but has some streamer done something lately?

    northerlion started playing it, and he's basically the biggest dude in the binding of isaac youtube/streaming scene, so if anybody made another roguelike blow up, it's probably him

    I know that Ryab is big, but is he really big enough to get something on the Steam Global Top Sellers list?

    not alone, but I think he was integral in getting the ball rolling

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