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They advanced the PLOT?! Warhammer 40k casual lore

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  • GR_ZombieGR_Zombie Krillin It Registered User regular
    Nyysjan wrote: »
    The idea that the Imperium doesn't make new technology though has been taken out to a field and shot given the new update though.

    Primaris Marines and their war gear are all substantial tech upgrades.
    And even before, there has been constant, but tectonically slow, innovation.
    Mechanicus has research stations, they have researchers, they conduct studies, build prototypes and bring in new ideas.
    They just are very, very slow in doing so, and probably spend way more resources in finding STC parts.

    edit-
    Also, with Primaris, they could finally make female space marines, with the excuse "but the emprah" being out of the way.
    They probably won't, but this would be a prime opportunity to introduce them.

    I mentioned lady Marines as much as I could in that survey they just put out.

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  • see317see317 Registered User regular
    Tau tech is also advancing slowly. The Tau Empire doesn't need to outfit literal trillions of soldiers as mentioned above, but the Earth Caste has been hard at work miniaturizing battlesuits. The XV22 suit combines aspects of the large XV8 Crisis suit with the XV25 Stealth suit, and it's barely bigger than a Tau Fire Warrior is.

    And I hear there's a whole ton of new battlesuits since I last played eight years ago. Yay robots!

    The thing is the Tau of 6000 years ago were literally living in a stone age according to the Imperial records.
    6000 years ago, The Imperium was pretty much where they are now.

    Now the Tau are able to go head to head with the Empire on fairly equal footing. Sure, it's an empire that's divided and fighting wars on a dozen or more galactic scale fronts at any given time, and if necessary they could roll over and literally crush the tau under a sheer wave of bodies dropped naked and unarmed from ships in orbit. But in ship to ship combat, or ground combat, any engagement where the overwhelming numerical superiority of the Empire is not a factor the development of the Tau has to be terrifying for the Mechanicum who've been largely idling at current tech levels since the Heresy.

    Sure, they've made some advancements. some new weapons, but most of those are rediscovering lost technology or combining existing technology in new ways. Even the Primaris Marines and their fancy hover tanks have apparently been sitting around in storage until Robutt showed up and said "Why are we not funding this and using it to crush aliens?".

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  • NyysjanNyysjan FinlandRegistered User regular
    Personally i suspect some outside interference when it comes to rapid Tau advancement.

  • see317see317 Registered User regular
    Nyysjan wrote: »
    Personally i suspect some outside interference when it comes to rapid Tau advancement.

    Yeah, between their psychic unawareness and the sudden appearance of Ethereals from out of nowhere, it seems likely that somebody is playing sneaky buggers with their development for some reason.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    see317 wrote: »
    Nyysjan wrote: »
    Personally i suspect some outside interference when it comes to rapid Tau advancement.

    Yeah, between their psychic unawareness and the sudden appearance of Ethereals from out of nowhere, it seems likely that somebody is playing sneaky buggers with their development for some reason.

    They advanced at the same rate as real actual humanity

    Also marines are making new tech, it's just being rediscovered

  • NyysjanNyysjan FinlandRegistered User regular
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    see317 wrote: »
    Nyysjan wrote: »
    Personally i suspect some outside interference when it comes to rapid Tau advancement.

    Yeah, between their psychic unawareness and the sudden appearance of Ethereals from out of nowhere, it seems likely that somebody is playing sneaky buggers with their development for some reason.

    They advanced at the same rate as real actual humanity

    Also marines are making new tech, it's just being rediscovered
    It has been more than 6 thousand years from the stone age.
    And we still don't have an interstellar empire.
    Hell, we're barely able to leave our planet.

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  • see317see317 Registered User regular
    Nyysjan wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    see317 wrote: »
    Nyysjan wrote: »
    Personally i suspect some outside interference when it comes to rapid Tau advancement.

    Yeah, between their psychic unawareness and the sudden appearance of Ethereals from out of nowhere, it seems likely that somebody is playing sneaky buggers with their development for some reason.

    They advanced at the same rate as real actual humanity

    Also marines are making new tech, it's just being rediscovered
    It has been more than 6 thousand years from the stone age.
    And we still don't have an interstellar empire.
    Hell, we're barely able to leave our planet.

    Well, to be fair, we don't have a mind controlling ruler caste to keep us in line.

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  • DelduwathDelduwath Registered User regular
    Don't we?

  • see317see317 Registered User regular
    Delduwath wrote: »
    Don't we?

    Well, if we do they're doing a shit job of it.

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  • GvzbgulGvzbgul Registered User regular
    Our lizard rulers already rule space. They don't need us there too.

  • KarlKarl Registered User regular
    Gvzbgul wrote: »
    Our lizard rulers already rule space. They don't need us there too.

    They ruled space until the necrons and ctan fucked everything up.

    And an enslaver plague?

    Look all I'm saying is that even its fucking shambolic state, the imperium is still the best thing for the galaxy

  • GvzbgulGvzbgul Registered User regular
    I'm talking about the real lizard rulers.

  • IronKnuckle's GhostIronKnuckle's Ghost Registered User regular
    Gvzbgul wrote: »
    I'm talking about the real lizard rulers.

    Ah yes, the Void Dragon.

  • valhalla130valhalla130 13 Dark Shield Perceives the GodsRegistered User regular
    Nyysjan wrote: »
    The idea that the Imperium doesn't make new technology though has been taken out to a field and shot given the new update though.

    Primaris Marines and their war gear are all substantial tech upgrades.
    And even before, there has been constant, but tectonically slow, innovation.
    Mechanicus has research stations, they have researchers, they conduct studies, build prototypes and bring in new ideas.
    They just are very, very slow in doing so, and probably spend way more resources in finding STC parts.

    edit-
    Also, with Primaris, they could finally make female space marines, with the excuse "but the emprah" being out of the way.
    They probably won't, but this would be a prime opportunity to introduce them.

    Don't you mean "this would a primaris opportunity to introduce them?

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    Nyysjan wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    see317 wrote: »
    Nyysjan wrote: »
    Personally i suspect some outside interference when it comes to rapid Tau advancement.

    Yeah, between their psychic unawareness and the sudden appearance of Ethereals from out of nowhere, it seems likely that somebody is playing sneaky buggers with their development for some reason.

    They advanced at the same rate as real actual humanity

    Also marines are making new tech, it's just being rediscovered
    It has been more than 6 thousand years from the stone age.
    And we still don't have an interstellar empire.
    Hell, we're barely able to leave our planet.

    the late neolithic period ended around 2000bc

    so no

    it has not been 6000 years

    and interstellar travel is theoretically viable within the next 200 years

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  • NyysjanNyysjan FinlandRegistered User regular
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Nyysjan wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    see317 wrote: »
    Nyysjan wrote: »
    Personally i suspect some outside interference when it comes to rapid Tau advancement.

    Yeah, between their psychic unawareness and the sudden appearance of Ethereals from out of nowhere, it seems likely that somebody is playing sneaky buggers with their development for some reason.

    They advanced at the same rate as real actual humanity

    Also marines are making new tech, it's just being rediscovered
    It has been more than 6 thousand years from the stone age.
    And we still don't have an interstellar empire.
    Hell, we're barely able to leave our planet.

    the late neolithic period ended around 2000bc

    so no

    it has not been 6000 years

    and interstellar travel is theoretically viable within the next 200 years
    Well, sure if we decide to call ancient Mesopotamia and egypt stone age civilisations.
    But, let's face it, when most people think stoneage, they don't think Mesopotamia.
    Or Uruk.

  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    they did not use metal tools, they in fact used stone tools

    hence the name

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  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    1) the stone age ended within a range of years; the far end was ~10,000 years ago

    2) calling today's technology comparable to what we observe with the Tau is extremely silly for obvious reasons

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  • PhillisherePhillishere Registered User regular
    edited December 2017
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    they did not use metal tools, they in fact used stone tools

    hence the name

    All identified early cities are iron or copper age, and Uruk straddles the early bronze age. Stone age is hunter gatherers and very early agriculture.

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  • NobodyNobody Registered User regular
    Nyysjan wrote: »
    Personally i suspect some outside interference when it comes to rapid Tau advancement.

    I've long suspected that the Tau were a Old Ones project that was frozen until (relatively) recently and then mysteriously kicked into production, hence the miraculous warp storm that protected them from the Explorator fleet and the serendipity of discovering a derelict warp capable ship sitting on one of their moons that they could use to jumpstart their interstellar drive tech.

    Gvzbgul
  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    they did not use metal tools, they in fact used stone tools

    hence the name

    All identified early cities are iron or copper age, and Uruk straddles the early bronze age. Stone age is hunter gatherers and very early agriculture.

    pottery and early settlements existed in the late neolithic period

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Byblos

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jericho

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eridu

  • GvzbgulGvzbgul Registered User regular
    I've heard theories that the Eldar are involved, it seems like the kind of thing they could do, and I think Commander Farsight's weapon is vaguely Eldarish. But... if it is the Eldar, there's not much evidence.

  • see317see317 Registered User regular
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    they did not use metal tools, they in fact used stone tools

    hence the name

    All identified early cities are iron or copper age, and Uruk straddles the early bronze age. Stone age is hunter gatherers and very early agriculture.

    pottery and early settlements existed in the late neolithic period

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Byblos

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jericho

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eridu
    This is the information I have regarding the Tau of 6000 years back from the current time in the setting, taken from the 40k wiki.
    What is known is that only 6,000 standard years ago, in the 35th Millennium, an Adeptus Mechanicus Explorator fleet had discovered the Tau homeworld of T'au and determined that its population of sentient xenos were a primitive people at the Stone Age level of development who had only just mastered fire.
    I don't know, maybe that's analogous with humanity of 4000-5000 years ago. I'm no historian or archeologist or whatever other field of study would be qualified to comment on such information, but I was under the impression that humans of that era had started developing metallurgy and agriculture which takes them a bit beyond "mastering fire".

    All I was saying is that from the point of view of a Mechanicus Adept, who has access to the recorded technological "development" of the Imperium over the last 10,000+ years or so, seeing an alien race go from banging rocks together to make sharp points to making FTL capable craft, matching you on the battlefield, and slicing a tiny empire out of your backyard while your tech has evolved along the lines of "Maybe pray harder... and add some more candles to the reliquary?" or "Hey, maybe we can add more guns to this tank hull?" has got to be a little disheartening.

    Gvzbgul
  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    see317 wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    they did not use metal tools, they in fact used stone tools

    hence the name

    All identified early cities are iron or copper age, and Uruk straddles the early bronze age. Stone age is hunter gatherers and very early agriculture.

    pottery and early settlements existed in the late neolithic period

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Byblos

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jericho

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eridu
    This is the information I have regarding the Tau of 6000 years back from the current time in the setting, taken from the 40k wiki.
    What is known is that only 6,000 standard years ago, in the 35th Millennium, an Adeptus Mechanicus Explorator fleet had discovered the Tau homeworld of T'au and determined that its population of sentient xenos were a primitive people at the Stone Age level of development who had only just mastered fire.
    I don't know, maybe that's analogous with humanity of 4000-5000 years ago. I'm no historian or archeologist or whatever other field of study would be qualified to comment on such information, but I was under the impression that humans of that era had started developing metallurgy and agriculture which takes them a bit beyond "mastering fire".

    All I was saying is that from the point of view of a Mechanicus Adept, who has access to the recorded technological "development" of the Imperium over the last 10,000+ years or so, seeing an alien race go from banging rocks together to make sharp points to making FTL capable craft, matching you on the battlefield, and slicing a tiny empire out of your backyard while your tech has evolved along the lines of "Maybe pray harder... and add some more candles to the reliquary?" or "Hey, maybe we can add more guns to this tank hull?" has got to be a little disheartening.

    the adeptus mechanicus has been massaging machine parts for 20000 years and doesn't even remember it's own ancient history

    also, keep in mind, most "lore" is written from the perspective of xenos-hating humans and is entirely unreliable

  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    edited December 2017
    having just mastered fire puts them roughly at the level of real life humanity about 125,000 years ago

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  • MuzzmuzzMuzzmuzz Registered User regular
    (Our) Humanity has also experienced ‘dark ages’ where technology stagnated or even regressed due to war, plague, and other reasons. The Tau might have gotten lucky and skipped some of that, shaving time off their technogical progress.

  • NyysjanNyysjan FinlandRegistered User regular
    Yes, they have skipped periods of stagnation, not due to luck, but the influence of mind controlling overlords.
    But even then, from "mastering fire" to "interstellar empire" in 6 thousand years is bit of a leap.

  • KarlKarl Registered User regular
    I should point out that the last imperial dark age was due to Eldar fuckery more than anything else.

    Didn't they fuck up the galaxy when they created Slannesh.

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  • TraceTrace GNU Terry Pratchett; GNU Gus; GNU Carrie Fisher; GNU Adam We Registered User regular
    Karl wrote: »
    I should point out that the last imperial dark age was due to Eldar fuckery more than anything else.

    Didn't they fuck up the galaxy when they created Slannesh.

    it did create the Eye I believe

  • BadablackBadablack Registered User regular
    I always wondered how the pre Dark Ages humans got along with the Eldar and other races. They were spread everywhere and had full STC technology, with no threats from most of the current big bads. I’m assuming the Eldar had the Orks locked down, so maybe they just let humans do whatever as long as they obeyed boundaries? And then with the Eldar’s gradual slide into the Bad Touch everything went to hell, and the assorted alien nasties popped up along with Warp storms. Somewhere in there the robots rebel, which may or may not have been sparked by all the rest of the crap going on. And then it all falls apart until Slaanesh is born and the Warp storms lift.

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  • honoverehonovere Registered User regular
    The Fall off the Eldar took several ten-thousand years in which the got pretty isolationist with independent robot armies defending their territories. I guess that humans had enough time to take over swathes of the Galaxy outside the core worlds of the Eldar empire without the Eldar noticing or caring. Only around the year 20k the warpstorms brewing up due to Eldar Slannesh shenannigans got so bad that warp travel got difficult.

    I bet there were a lot of robot vs. robot wars where the Iron Men of Terra battled the Eldar robot legions.

    I'd be interested in know what actually happend to the Eldar ai constructs. Did they also rebel? Are they wraith constructs without souls? Why would the Eldar use wraith construcs if they had real robots?

  • SkwigelfSkwigelf Passed out in a cloud of farts and cigarette smoke.Registered User regular
    Aauuugh! I don’t wanna wait another 5 or 6 years for the next Gaunt’s Ghosts novel!

  • NobodyNobody Registered User regular
    Karl wrote: »
    I should point out that the last imperial dark age was due to Eldar fuckery more than anything else.

    Didn't they fuck up the galaxy when they created Slannesh.

    The Dark Age was when Humanity had expanded and had all their technological breakthroughs. It ended when the Men of Iron rebelled, the psyker population exploded, and a warp storm engulfed Terra. Slaanesh's birth blew away the warp storm and let the Great Crusade commence.

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  • honoverehonovere Registered User regular
    The warpstorms were basically Slannesh's labor pains.

  • KarlKarl Registered User regular
    Nobody wrote: »
    Karl wrote: »
    I should point out that the last imperial dark age was due to Eldar fuckery more than anything else.

    Didn't they fuck up the galaxy when they created Slannesh.

    The Dark Age was when Humanity had expanded and had all their technological breakthroughs. It ended when the Men of Iron rebelled, the psyker population exploded, and a warp storm engulfed Terra. Slaanesh's birth blew away the warp storm and let the Great Crusade commence.

    Ooooooo consider me schooled

  • IblisIblis Registered User regular
    I just found out they released Adeptus Mechanicus forces. Way back when I was more into 40K stuff I always hoped they would do that.

    I am now feeling an urge to buy a model and try assembling/painting it even though I have no artistic capability and no one to play with.

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  • TransporterTransporter Registered User regular
    edited December 2017
    Isn't like half of the galactic empire mankind had during the "Dark Age" of technology cut off from the rest of humanity due to warp fuckery?

    I'm like, 99% sure The Imperium never reached the technological height of the Dark Age of Technology.

    My forever dream is to write that half of humanity making contact with the Imperium again.

    I got thier tech levels and units sorted out in my head and EVERYTHING.

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  • BrainleechBrainleech 機知に富んだコメントはここにあります Registered User regular
    Iblis wrote: »
    I just found out they released Adeptus Mechanicus forces. Way back when I was more into 40K stuff I always hoped they would do that.

    I am now feeling an urge to buy a model and try assembling/painting it even though I have no artistic capability and no one to play with.

    Well I am in the same boat with no one to play with so I enjoy the never ending painting modeling problem I now have

  • GvzbgulGvzbgul Registered User regular
    Isn't like half of the galactic empire mankind had during the "Dark Age" of technology cut off from the rest of humanity due to warp fuckery?

    I'n like, 99% sure The Imperium never reached the technological height of the Dark Age of Technology.

    My forever dream is to write that half of humanity making contact with the Imperium again.

    I got thier tech levels and units sorted out in my head and EVERYTHING.
    Sort of, there was a few technologically advanced human civilizations around, but the Imperium crushed them because they weren't xenophobic assholes during the Great Crusade.

    Phillishere
  • PhillisherePhillishere Registered User regular
    Nobody wrote: »
    Karl wrote: »
    I should point out that the last imperial dark age was due to Eldar fuckery more than anything else.

    Didn't they fuck up the galaxy when they created Slannesh.

    The Dark Age was when Humanity had expanded and had all their technological breakthroughs. It ended when the Men of Iron rebelled, the psyker population exploded, and a warp storm engulfed Terra. Slaanesh's birth blew away the warp storm and let the Great Crusade commence.

    It's probably been polished away now that the IP is more serious business, but there was a time that the fluff hinted strongly that the Dark Age was actually Star Trek under the Federation.

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