Would you eat pizza you found on the sidewalk

YaYa

this was across the street from my work

it's only been there in the last hour

it appears to be a Little Caesars hot n ready pepperoni

I didn't eat any but I really thought about it

Tallahasseeriel

nah

That pizza is riddled with disease

rhylith

nah

https://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2005/07/29/it-looks-delicious

Perrsun

nah

Not that one. It looks like it was hot n ready a while ago.

A fresh pizza.... maybe.

bowen

nah

eat one

3cl1ps3

nah

That pizza will definitely kill you. And this is coming from a guy who happily ate pizza I dropped on an airport floor.

Madican

nah

It's open and I don't know how long it's been there, what's landed on it, or when it was made.

NOPE.

One Thousand Cables

maybe a slice

Maybe it's because I skipped lunch today, but I'm inclined to think that you should chow down on a slice of that hot n ready my dude

Brolo

nah

3cl1ps3

nah

I bet that comic gets posted at least twelve times before this thread fades away.

Gustav

Important factor here that I refuse to answer until I know.

You hungover?

Tommy2Hands

maybe a slice

I think it's really important that we know if it was still in the box

Oh wait there's a picture

Now I just wanna know what the story behind this pizza is

What has this pizza seen

The Cow King

yeah

whats the worst that could happen

pizza's never betrayed me before

Poorochondriac

maybe a slice

Eat the streetza you cowards

PLA

No, somebody could come back for it and be hungry.

PwnanObrien

nah

As somebody who professionally tested food for disease: fuck nooooo.

End

nah

you don't know where that pizza has been!

it could have been in someone's butt!

Tube

If I was hungry enough. Also right now I’m on a diet so

Doobh

nah

the Mae avatar is telling you yes

but I'm telling you no

Duke 2.0

nah

I wouldn't eat that pizza if I bought it fresh, much less cold on the street

jgeis

maybe a slice

If you have access to a microwave or oven, maybe. Maayyyyyyybe. Then I could keep up the illusion of sanitation.

Marathon

nah

A replacement pizza from Little caesar’s will set you back about $7 at most. Just buy a new one.

Shit, you can get half a deep dish and a pop for $5.

masterofmetroid

nah

Something about pizza being exposed to the light of the sun feels fundamentally wrong and risky to me, cheap pizza even more so

Like the grease will evaporate under the sight of god and turn it into something fundamentally other

Cello

maybe a slice

That pizza was left there for a reason

Whether that was to feed you is up to you and you alone

Tube

Like there are people who have to eat street pizza. Don't judge. But like, don't eat street pizza if you're not at that point.

JayKaos

nah

Honestly that looks like day old possibly frozen pizza to begin with, makes the answer easier.

Platy

nah

It looks like Bad Pizza

mcp

nah

is there already a bite out of that one piece?

Did you already try it and are now looking for validation?

Garthor

maybe a slice

Two points:

1) While the pizza in question does not look particularly appetizing, the question isn't about that particular pizza, but instead some nebulous conceptual pizza. I can imagine a pizza that looks good enough to justify eating it off the sidewalk.

8-) Eating an entire pizza is a great way to end up hating that pizza, sidewalk or no. Moderation is key to pizza enjoyment.

bowen

nah

did you eat it yet, YaYa?

Daebunz

nah

My friends and i have a story we dubbed "street oreos" where one of my best friends spotted an opened vending machine packet of 2 Oreos, opened but with the cookies still in tact on the sidewalk of our city and tried to argue up and down that they were "still good" until we shamed him into throwing them away

Madican

nah

If I was in a position where money was scarce or nonexistent and I didn't know where my next meal was coming from you bet I'd eat that pizza because any food is better than no food.

I am not in that position and I'm not gonna judge those who are.

miscellaneousinsanity

maybe a slice

jgeis wrote: »

If you have access to a microwave or oven, maybe. Maayyyyyyybe. Then I could keep up the illusion of sanitation.

@jgeis your av/sig encapsulate all possible reactions to this question

KetBra

nah

That is a nasty-ass looking pizza

Platy

nah

It looks really dry and flavorless

Duke 2.0

nah

The street status is irrelevant to how much you want to eat a pizza that looks like that

Mr Fuzzbutt

yeah

I would, in general, eat sidewalk pizza.

But not that one.

Xaquin

maybe a slice

It'll be fine

just heat it up in the oven so it doesn't get soggy

KetBra

nah

There is a reason that pizza is on the sidewalk, and that is because someone opened that box, and threw it down in absolute disgust

Rorshach Kringle

yeah

i would, i have, and i'd fucking do it again

Duke 2.0

nah

also gotta say whoever did that sidewalk job was real crap at getting rid of bubbles in the concrete