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Would you eat pizza you found on the sidewalk

YaYaYaYa Decent.Registered User regular
edited November 2017 in Social Entropy++
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this was across the street from my work

it's only been there in the last hour

it appears to be a Little Caesars hot n ready pepperoni

I didn't eat any but I really thought about it

YaYa on

Would you eat pizza you found on the sidewalk 170 votes

yeah
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Raijin QuickfootKadithRorshach KringleThe Cow KingEddyLadaiMr FuzzbuttNecodiscrider 9 votes
nah
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.LegacyNothingPMAversMysstRinderButlerAshcroftMulysaSemproniusTayaKevin CristHouk the NamebringerIndie WinterASimPersonJavenMagic PinkAlistair HuttonDE?ADGimLindsay Lohan 129 votes
maybe a slice
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SporkAndrewMacro9GarthorKarlWearingglassesOne Thousand CablesfightinfilipinoDouglasDangerDr. Phibbs McAtheyPoorochondriacXaquinStraightzisponoNicklePeewiFig-DUsagiCheeselikerjgeis101 32 votes
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    UrielUriel Registered User regular
    nah
    That pizza is riddled with disease

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    rhylithrhylith Death Rabbits HoustonRegistered User regular
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    PerrsunPerrsun Registered User regular
    nah
    Not that one. It looks like it was hot n ready a while ago.

    A fresh pizza.... maybe.

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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    nah
    eat one

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    3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    nah
    That pizza will definitely kill you. And this is coming from a guy who happily ate pizza I dropped on an airport floor.

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    MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    nah
    It's open and I don't know how long it's been there, what's landed on it, or when it was made.

    NOPE.

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    One Thousand CablesOne Thousand Cables An absence of thought Registered User regular
    maybe a slice
    Maybe it's because I skipped lunch today, but I'm inclined to think that you should chow down on a slice of that hot n ready my dude

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    nah
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    3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    nah
    I bet that comic gets posted at least twelve times before this thread fades away.

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    GustavGustav Friend of Goats Somewhere in the OzarksRegistered User regular
    Important factor here that I refuse to answer until I know.

    You hungover?

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    Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited November 2017
    maybe a slice
    I think it's really important that we know if it was still in the box

    Oh wait there's a picture

    Now I just wanna know what the story behind this pizza is

    What has this pizza seen

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    The Cow KingThe Cow King a island Registered User regular
    yeah
    whats the worst that could happen

    pizza's never betrayed me before

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    PoorochondriacPoorochondriac Ah, man Ah, jeezRegistered User regular
    maybe a slice
    Eat the streetza you cowards

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    PLAPLA The process.Registered User regular
    No, somebody could come back for it and be hungry.

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    PwnanObrienPwnanObrien He's right, life sucks. Registered User regular
    nah
    As somebody who professionally tested food for disease: fuck nooooo.

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    EndEnd Registered User regular
    nah
    you don't know where that pizza has been!

    it could have been in someone's butt!

    I wish that someway, somehow, that I could save every one of us
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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    If I was hungry enough. Also right now I’m on a diet so

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    DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    nah
    the Mae avatar is telling you yes

    but I'm telling you no

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    Duke 2.0Duke 2.0 Time Trash Cat Registered User regular
    nah
    I wouldn't eat that pizza if I bought it fresh, much less cold on the street

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    jgeisjgeis Registered User regular
    maybe a slice
    If you have access to a microwave or oven, maybe. Maayyyyyyybe. Then I could keep up the illusion of sanitation.

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    MarathonMarathon Registered User regular
    nah
    A replacement pizza from Little caesar’s will set you back about $7 at most. Just buy a new one.

    Shit, you can get half a deep dish and a pop for $5.

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    masterofmetroidmasterofmetroid Have you ever looked at a world and seen it as a kind of challenge?Registered User regular
    nah
    Something about pizza being exposed to the light of the sun feels fundamentally wrong and risky to me, cheap pizza even more so

    Like the grease will evaporate under the sight of god and turn it into something fundamentally other

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    CelloCello Registered User regular
    maybe a slice
    That pizza was left there for a reason

    Whether that was to feed you is up to you and you alone

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    TubeTube Registered User admin
    Like there are people who have to eat street pizza. Don't judge. But like, don't eat street pizza if you're not at that point.

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    JayKaosJayKaos Registered User regular
    nah
    Honestly that looks like day old possibly frozen pizza to begin with, makes the answer easier.

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    PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    nah
    It looks like Bad Pizza

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    mcpmcp Registered User regular
    nah
    is there already a bite out of that one piece?

    Did you already try it and are now looking for validation?

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    GarthorGarthor Registered User regular
    maybe a slice
    Two points:

    1) While the pizza in question does not look particularly appetizing, the question isn't about that particular pizza, but instead some nebulous conceptual pizza. I can imagine a pizza that looks good enough to justify eating it off the sidewalk.

    8-) Eating an entire pizza is a great way to end up hating that pizza, sidewalk or no. Moderation is key to pizza enjoyment.

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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    nah
    did you eat it yet, YaYa?

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    DaebunzDaebunz Registered User regular
    nah
    My friends and i have a story we dubbed "street oreos" where one of my best friends spotted an opened vending machine packet of 2 Oreos, opened but with the cookies still in tact on the sidewalk of our city and tried to argue up and down that they were "still good" until we shamed him into throwing them away

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    MadicanMadican No face Registered User regular
    nah
    If I was in a position where money was scarce or nonexistent and I didn't know where my next meal was coming from you bet I'd eat that pizza because any food is better than no food.

    I am not in that position and I'm not gonna judge those who are.

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    miscellaneousinsanitymiscellaneousinsanity grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother, i hurt peopleRegistered User regular
    maybe a slice
    jgeis wrote: »
    If you have access to a microwave or oven, maybe. Maayyyyyyybe. Then I could keep up the illusion of sanitation.

    @jgeis your av/sig encapsulate all possible reactions to this question

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    KetBraKetBra Dressed Ridiculously Registered User regular
    nah
    That is a nasty-ass looking pizza

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    PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    nah
    It looks really dry and flavorless

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    Duke 2.0Duke 2.0 Time Trash Cat Registered User regular
    nah
    The street status is irrelevant to how much you want to eat a pizza that looks like that

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    Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Registered User regular
    yeah
    I would, in general, eat sidewalk pizza.

    But not that one.

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    XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    maybe a slice
    It'll be fine

    just heat it up in the oven so it doesn't get soggy

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    KetBraKetBra Dressed Ridiculously Registered User regular
    nah
    There is a reason that pizza is on the sidewalk, and that is because someone opened that box, and threw it down in absolute disgust

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    Rorshach KringleRorshach Kringle that crustache life Registered User regular
    yeah
    i would, i have, and i'd fucking do it again

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    Duke 2.0Duke 2.0 Time Trash Cat Registered User regular
    nah
    also gotta say whoever did that sidewalk job was real crap at getting rid of bubbles in the concrete

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