I thought everyone rinsed their hands and then lathered up but it has come to my attention that some people apply soap to their dry hands and then water.
What if you don't involve your hands in the process?
Yes.
If I'm at work, I wash before I pee and again after I pee. And I refuse to shake hands with anyone at work because I have heard people, from within the confines of a stall, finish their business and then just leave the washroom. Since I don't know who this filthy person is, I can't trust anyone at work.
Also "not involving your hands" makes me think you just stand back from the urinal with your hands triumphantly on your hips and a smug grin on your face.
What if you don't involve your hands in the process?
germs infest every surface in a bathroom
wash your hands even if you only touch your pants. Then wash your pants. Then disinfect your house.
Okay so what if I am a nudist and don't touch any surface?
you hover pee?
gross.
wait a second
why would I hover?
well you claimed to not touch your dick, or any surface. So either you're hanging your dick out of your pants with no manual guidance
or you're hovering over the seat
What if you don't involve your hands in the process?
germs infest every surface in a bathroom
wash your hands even if you only touch your pants. Then wash your pants. Then disinfect your house.
Okay so what if I am a nudist and don't touch any surface?
you hover pee?
gross.
wait a second
why would I hover?
well you claimed to not touch your dick, or any surface. So either you're hanging your dick out of your pants with no manual guidance
or you're hovering over the seat
both of which are pretty unhygienic imo
bowen is the leading cause of our ongoing national public washroom catastrophe
What if you don't involve your hands in the process?
Yes.
If I'm at work, I wash before I pee and again after I pee. And I refuse to shake hands with anyone at work because I have heard people, from within the confines of a stall, finish their business and then just leave the washroom. Since I don't know who this filthy person is, I can't trust anyone at work.
Also "not involving your hands" makes me think you just stand back from the urinal with your hands triumphantly on your hips and a smug grin on your face.
Am...
am I not supposed to?
how far away from the urinal is too far away?
not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
who does a rinse soap rib rinse in less than 10 seconds
who sticks around for a solid 25 seconds really getting in there
who is actively washing their hands now
How dirty are my hands at the time?
Routine stuff, though I get the point that "you're not really clean without it being 2 minutes with hot water," or whatever, I tend to be done fairly quickly.
If I know my hands were in something gross / sticky? I'm there 'til it's all gone and then some.
Soap, then a little water, then lather. Then rinse.
My daughter has a song she learned at school, and I once forgot the words and messed it up. So now she insists that I sing it wrong, correct myself, and sing the correct song every time she washes her hands.
If that's all there is my friends, then let's keep dancing
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soap on dry hands is weird
also don't use antibacterial soap
I also rinse my toothbrush before applying toothpaste
It weirds me out that some people don't do these things
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It feels horrible. I end up rinsing it off, then going back to lathering and final rinsing.
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What if you don't involve your hands in the process?
If you touch nothing but jeans you're good
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Do you wash your hands after you pee but before you get into the shower?
I do.
germs infest every surface in a bathroom
wash your hands even if you only touch your pants. Then wash your pants. Then disinfect your house.
Nice.
Well that seems a bit excessive!
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Okay so what if I am a nudist and don't touch any surface?
Nah, know what's excessive?
I dry my hands before stepping into the shower.
you hover pee?
gross.
So gross spoiler about a friend:
wait a second
why would I hover?
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Yes.
If I'm at work, I wash before I pee and again after I pee. And I refuse to shake hands with anyone at work because I have heard people, from within the confines of a stall, finish their business and then just leave the washroom. Since I don't know who this filthy person is, I can't trust anyone at work.
Also "not involving your hands" makes me think you just stand back from the urinal with your hands triumphantly on your hips and a smug grin on your face.
well you claimed to not touch your dick, or any surface. So either you're hanging your dick out of your pants with no manual guidance
or you're hovering over the seat
both of which are pretty unhygienic imo
who does a rinse soap rib rinse in less than 10 seconds
who sticks around for a solid 25 seconds really getting in there
who is actively washing their hands now
bowen is the leading cause of our ongoing national public washroom catastrophe
Am...
am I not supposed to?
how far away from the urinal is too far away?
or pants alllll the way down?
The fly situation will depend on the pants. Some manufacturers think it's a great idea to use tons of hard to undo buttons on the fly
How dirty are my hands at the time?
Routine stuff, though I get the point that "you're not really clean without it being 2 minutes with hot water," or whatever, I tend to be done fairly quickly.
If I know my hands were in something gross / sticky? I'm there 'til it's all gone and then some.
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My daughter has a song she learned at school, and I once forgot the words and messed it up. So now she insists that I sing it wrong, correct myself, and sing the correct song every time she washes her hands.
Handstand with no pants
My legit answer: pants just far enough down to get the dong out
through the pants and crotch hole thing is uncomfortable
Even worse than people who deliberately piss on the toilet seat?
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