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How do you wash your hands?

jgeisjgeis Registered User regular
edited November 2017 in Social Entropy++
I thought everyone rinsed their hands and then lathered up but it has come to my attention that some people apply soap to their dry hands and then water.

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How do you wash your hands? 123 votes

Rinse, lather, rinse.
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Soap on dry hands, rinse.
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Hand washing is for squares
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    GvzbgulGvzbgul Registered User regular
    Larlar
    I just use water most of the time as I avoid anti-bacterial soaps. Though I wash my hands quite often.

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    ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    Rinse, lather, rinse.
    I definitely judge people in the bathroom when they don't wash their hands as thoroughly as I do

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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    Rinse, lather, rinse.
    gosh so close to picking one of the joke options

    soap on dry hands is weird

    also don't use antibacterial soap

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    PlatyPlaty Registered User regular
    Soap on dry hands, rinse.
    I do option 1 with Soap Classic and option 2 with liquid soap

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    AuralynxAuralynx Darkness is a perspective Watching the ego workRegistered User regular
    Rinse, lather, rinse.
    Way more often now that my job regularly involves soldering.

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    OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    Rinse, lather, rinse.
    Rinse, lather, rinse

    I also rinse my toothbrush before applying toothpaste

    It weirds me out that some people don't do these things

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    PsykomaPsykoma Registered User regular
    Rinse, lather, rinse.
    When it's late at night and I'm tired, I occasionally lose my mind and put soap on first.

    It feels horrible. I end up rinsing it off, then going back to lathering and final rinsing.

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    miscellaneousinsanitymiscellaneousinsanity grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother, i hurt peopleRegistered User regular
    Rinse, lather, rinse.
    rinse lather rinse repeat

    OUT DAMNED SPOT

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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    Rinse, lather, rinse.
    Should you wash your hands after you pee? y/n

    What if you don't involve your hands in the process?

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    Rinse, lather, rinse.
    bowen wrote: »
    Should you wash your hands after you pee? y/n

    What if you don't involve your hands in the process?

    If you touch nothing but jeans you're good

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    JansonJanson Registered User regular
    Soap on dry hands, rinse.
    I put soap on my dry hands, then quickly dash some water on them, then lather, then rinse...

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    PsykomaPsykoma Registered User regular
    Rinse, lather, rinse.
    bowen wrote: »
    Should you wash your hands after you pee? y/n

    What if you don't involve your hands in the process?

    Do you wash your hands after you pee but before you get into the shower?
    I do.

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Larlar
    bowen wrote: »
    Should you wash your hands after you pee? y/n

    What if you don't involve your hands in the process?

    germs infest every surface in a bathroom
    wash your hands even if you only touch your pants. Then wash your pants. Then disinfect your house.

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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    Rinse, lather, rinse.
    Olivaw wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    Should you wash your hands after you pee? y/n

    What if you don't involve your hands in the process?

    If you touch nothing but jeans you're good

    Nice.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    The BetgirlThe Betgirl I'm Molly! Registered User regular
    Rinse, lather, rinse.
    Psykoma wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    Should you wash your hands after you pee? y/n

    What if you don't involve your hands in the process?

    Do you wash your hands after you pee but before you get into the shower?
    I do.

    Well that seems a bit excessive!

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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    Rinse, lather, rinse.
    tynic wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    Should you wash your hands after you pee? y/n

    What if you don't involve your hands in the process?

    germs infest every surface in a bathroom
    wash your hands even if you only touch your pants. Then wash your pants. Then disinfect your house.

    Okay so what if I am a nudist and don't touch any surface?

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    PsykomaPsykoma Registered User regular
    Rinse, lather, rinse.
    Psykoma wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    Should you wash your hands after you pee? y/n

    What if you don't involve your hands in the process?

    Do you wash your hands after you pee but before you get into the shower?
    I do.

    Well that seems a bit excessive!

    Nah, know what's excessive?
    I dry my hands before stepping into the shower.

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Larlar
    bowen wrote: »
    tynic wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    Should you wash your hands after you pee? y/n

    What if you don't involve your hands in the process?

    germs infest every surface in a bathroom
    wash your hands even if you only touch your pants. Then wash your pants. Then disinfect your house.

    Okay so what if I am a nudist and don't touch any surface?

    you hover pee?

    gross.

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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    Rinse, lather, rinse.
    Psykoma wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    Should you wash your hands after you pee? y/n

    What if you don't involve your hands in the process?

    Do you wash your hands after you pee but before you get into the shower?
    I do.

    So gross spoiler about a friend:
    He would tell us how he'd not wipe himself after taking a dump before showering and hold his cheeks apart and clean that way.

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    PsykomaPsykoma Registered User regular
    Rinse, lather, rinse.
    I actually just gagged.

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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    Rinse, lather, rinse.
    tynic wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    tynic wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    Should you wash your hands after you pee? y/n

    What if you don't involve your hands in the process?

    germs infest every surface in a bathroom
    wash your hands even if you only touch your pants. Then wash your pants. Then disinfect your house.

    Okay so what if I am a nudist and don't touch any surface?

    you hover pee?

    gross.

    wait a second

    why would I hover?

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    LalaboxLalabox Registered User regular
    one leg at a time, same as everyone else

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    SkwigelfSkwigelf Passed out in a cloud of farts and cigarette smoke.Registered User regular
    bowen wrote: »
    Should you wash your hands after you pee? y/n

    What if you don't involve your hands in the process?

    Yes.

    If I'm at work, I wash before I pee and again after I pee. And I refuse to shake hands with anyone at work because I have heard people, from within the confines of a stall, finish their business and then just leave the washroom. Since I don't know who this filthy person is, I can't trust anyone at work.

    Also "not involving your hands" makes me think you just stand back from the urinal with your hands triumphantly on your hips and a smug grin on your face.

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Larlar
    bowen wrote: »
    tynic wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    tynic wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    Should you wash your hands after you pee? y/n

    What if you don't involve your hands in the process?

    germs infest every surface in a bathroom
    wash your hands even if you only touch your pants. Then wash your pants. Then disinfect your house.

    Okay so what if I am a nudist and don't touch any surface?

    you hover pee?

    gross.

    wait a second

    why would I hover?

    well you claimed to not touch your dick, or any surface. So either you're hanging your dick out of your pants with no manual guidance
    or you're hovering over the seat

    both of which are pretty unhygienic imo

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    Duke 2.0Duke 2.0 Time Trash Cat Registered User regular
    Larlar
    the real question is time

    who does a rinse soap rib rinse in less than 10 seconds

    who sticks around for a solid 25 seconds really getting in there

    who is actively washing their hands now

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    KetBraKetBra Dressed Ridiculously Registered User regular
    Larlar
    tynic wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    tynic wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    tynic wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    Should you wash your hands after you pee? y/n

    What if you don't involve your hands in the process?

    germs infest every surface in a bathroom
    wash your hands even if you only touch your pants. Then wash your pants. Then disinfect your house.

    Okay so what if I am a nudist and don't touch any surface?

    you hover pee?

    gross.

    wait a second

    why would I hover?

    well you claimed to not touch your dick, or any surface. So either you're hanging your dick out of your pants with no manual guidance
    or you're hovering over the seat

    both of which are pretty unhygienic imo

    bowen is the leading cause of our ongoing national public washroom catastrophe

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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    Rinse, lather, rinse.
    Skwigelf wrote: »
    bowen wrote: »
    Should you wash your hands after you pee? y/n

    What if you don't involve your hands in the process?

    Yes.

    If I'm at work, I wash before I pee and again after I pee. And I refuse to shake hands with anyone at work because I have heard people, from within the confines of a stall, finish their business and then just leave the washroom. Since I don't know who this filthy person is, I can't trust anyone at work.

    Also "not involving your hands" makes me think you just stand back from the urinal with your hands triumphantly on your hips and a smug grin on your face.

    Am...

    am I not supposed to?

    how far away from the urinal is too far away?

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    Rinse, lather, rinse.
    this is all hypothetical don't judge me!

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    Duke 2.0Duke 2.0 Time Trash Cat Registered User regular
    Larlar
    Fellas, through the fly or pants down

    or pants alllll the way down?

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    UnbrokenEvaUnbrokenEva HIGH ON THE WIRE BUT I WON'T TRIP ITRegistered User regular
    Rinse, lather, rinse.
    Pants removed entirely

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    KetBraKetBra Dressed Ridiculously Registered User regular
    Larlar
    I once saw a grown man go pants all the way down and I just turned around and walked out of the bathroom

    The fly situation will depend on the pants. Some manufacturers think it's a great idea to use tons of hard to undo buttons on the fly

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    AuralynxAuralynx Darkness is a perspective Watching the ego workRegistered User regular
    Rinse, lather, rinse.
    Duke 2.0 wrote: »
    the real question is time

    who does a rinse soap rib rinse in less than 10 seconds

    who sticks around for a solid 25 seconds really getting in there

    who is actively washing their hands now

    How dirty are my hands at the time?

    Routine stuff, though I get the point that "you're not really clean without it being 2 minutes with hot water," or whatever, I tend to be done fairly quickly.

    If I know my hands were in something gross / sticky? I'm there 'til it's all gone and then some.

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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    Rinse, lather, rinse.
    If you wash your hands, then there's no excuse for not flushing.

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    MulysaSemproniusMulysaSempronius but also susie nyRegistered User regular
    Soap on dry hands, rinse.
    Soap, then a little water, then lather. Then rinse.
    My daughter has a song she learned at school, and I once forgot the words and messed it up. So now she insists that I sing it wrong, correct myself, and sing the correct song every time she washes her hands.

    If that's all there is my friends, then let's keep dancing
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    GustavGustav Friend of Goats Somewhere in the OzarksRegistered User regular
    I spit in my hands and call it a day.

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    bowenbowen How you doin'? Registered User regular
    Rinse, lather, rinse.
    Duke 2.0 wrote: »
    Fellas, through the fly or pants down

    or pants alllll the way down?

    Handstand with no pants

    My legit answer: pants just far enough down to get the dong out

    through the pants and crotch hole thing is uncomfortable

    not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
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    KetBraKetBra Dressed Ridiculously Registered User regular
    Larlar
    Also, people who pad their toilet seats and then just leave that shit sitting there after they leave are the wooooorst people ever

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    In the toilet, duh.

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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    Rinse, lather, rinse.
    KetBra wrote: »
    Also, people who pad their toilet seats and then just leave that shit sitting there after they leave are the wooooorst people ever

    Even worse than people who deliberately piss on the toilet seat?

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    GustavGustav Friend of Goats Somewhere in the OzarksRegistered User regular
    When I am king, people that miss the toilet and don't clean up after themselves will be first against the wall.

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