Disposable abrasive hand cleaner towelette, followed by abrasive liquid soap on dry hands, scrub hands together without water, rinse off soap, more abrasive hand soap, lather hands under water, spot scrub with borax bar and nail brush, final rinse.
I wear fingerless driving gloves so I only need to wash my fingers
I wear those weird jewelers finger gloves that only cover your fingers so I only need to wash my palms.
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Brovid Hasselsmof[Growling historic on the fury road]Registered Userregular
edited November 2017
I had a cold this week and was paranoid about making other people sick so I bought this no-wash antiviral hand foam stuff to obsessively clean my hands with. I was cleaning my hands every time I sneezed or coughed into them, but it says it gives 8 hours protection so maybe after you use it once it then nukes any germs that it comes into contact with. Making me some kind of germ killing superhero every time I touch a surface? I dunno.
that's for when you wake up and you don't want to do the 45 degree angle move
what, how does that help? now yer just hangin off the edge of the seat
I'll spoil this because it gets kind of graphic in a "talk about a penis" kind of way
So when you have an erection in the morning you can't really bend it down too far without it being uncomfortable. So sitting on the toilet and leaning forward will kind of angle it down enough to pee.
The 45 degree angle thing is you basically create a right triangle with your body being the hypotenuse with your hands against the wall and use that to get the proper angle on the toilet.
not a doctor, not a lawyer, examples I use may not be fully researched so don't take out of context plz, don't @ me
I had a cold this week and was paranoid about making other people sick so I bought this no-wash antiviral hand foam stuff to obsessively clean my hands with. I was cleaning my hands every time I sneezed or coughed into them, but it says it gives 8 hours protection so maybe after you use it once it then nukes any germs that it comes into contact with. Making me some kind of germ killing superhero every time I touch a surface? I dunno.
Was is that kills 99% of germs stuff?
'cause you're creating super germs that will wipe out humanity one day
thank you
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peeing standing up is going to go out of style because it's easier to operate a smartphone with 2 hands
like, there will still be people who want to pee quickly, but a lot of the time you just want to sit down, collect yourself for a minute, check your online, and piss
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that's when you swing it up and down
Both hands, and plant the back foot.
don't be a hero
I'm choosing to defer to Magic Pink's greater breadth of experience w/ wangs for further rebuttals in this vein.
"Can pee hands-free," and "should pee hands-free," aren't the same thing.
This thread was basically old SE++ from the moment someone brought up pee and poop
that's for when you wake up and you don't want to do the 45 degree angle move
Show everyone else on that bus what freedom really means.
Lunges, 45 degree tilt, superman, etc
Now I don't know what to believe
what, how does that help? now yer just hangin off the edge of the seat
Make sure you always do both at the same time or they won't grow back properly.
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First you chop my hands halfway off and with my remaining strength I'll chop yours off.
your gloves, otoh, are a biohazard.
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I wear those weird jewelers finger gloves that only cover your fingers so I only need to wash my palms.
I'll spoil this because it gets kind of graphic in a "talk about a penis" kind of way
The 45 degree angle thing is you basically create a right triangle with your body being the hypotenuse with your hands against the wall and use that to get the proper angle on the toilet.
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'cause you're creating super germs that will wipe out humanity one day
thank you
Excellent. So far nine people in this thread, yourself included, have hired me to be their dedicated handwasher. Business is booming.
I'm glad to hear it! how hot is the water you use?
like, there will still be people who want to pee quickly, but a lot of the time you just want to sit down, collect yourself for a minute, check your online, and piss
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