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oh hell yes

totallymiketotallymike Registered User regular
edited May 2007 in Social Entropy++
http://www.thebachelorguy.com/?itemid=382

I've been waiting all my life for this

Penguin Incarnate wrote: »
I'd like to believe that there's a step between shitting out of your vagina and lawyers


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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Posting in a sticky thread

    Pony on
  • StarfuckStarfuck Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited May 2007
    keep on tuckin

    Starfuck on
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  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    perverts for poverty

    mrpaku on
  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    what in the fuck....

    sign me up.

    Graves on
  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    our ejaculate will blot out the sun

    Kovak on
  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    pooncannons for poorkids

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    the post reply button in this thread is covered in a mysterious substance

    Pony on
  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    fap

    Butters on
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  • EinEin CaliforniaRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    TheKovakistani wrote: »
    our ejaculate will blot out the sun

    coffee everywhere

    thanks

    Ein on
  • jpegjpeg ODIE, YOUR FACE Scenic Illinois FlatlandsRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    TheKovakistani wrote: »
    our ejaculate will blot out the sun


    THEN WE WILL FAP IN THE SHADE

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  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    i prefer the lights on but whatevs

    mrpaku on
  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    mrpaku wrote: »
    i prefer the lights on but whatevs

    really?

    why

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    i could totally see a gay porn spoof of 300

    300 SPARTANS

    1 MILLION PERSIAN COCKS

    Kovak on
  • totallymiketotallymike Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Skull Man wrote: »
    mrpaku wrote: »
    i prefer the lights on but whatevs

    really?

    why


    who doesn't adore the sight of their own penis?

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    Penguin Incarnate wrote: »
    I'd like to believe that there's a step between shitting out of your vagina and lawyers


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  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Skull Man wrote: »
    mrpaku wrote: »
    i prefer the lights on but whatevs

    really?

    why

    you know how you're watching some porn, and it's great but that dude's there and his moustace is bugging you like everytime?

    if i was in some porn it would never bother me and i think this is relevant to that

    mrpaku on
  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    totallymike wrote: »
    Skull Man wrote: »
    mrpaku wrote: »
    i prefer the lights on but whatevs

    really?

    why


    who doesn't adore the sight of their own penis?


    TFS

    Kovak on
  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    This topic vs oh fuck yeah

    To the death

    Tossrock on
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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    TheKovakistani wrote: »
    totallymike wrote: »
    Skull Man wrote: »
    mrpaku wrote: »
    i prefer the lights on but whatevs

    really?

    why


    who doesn't adore the sight of their own penis?


    TFS

    just stands in front of the mirror naked

    scowling in disappointment

    Pony on
  • JinnJinn Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    i want in on the ground floor of this operation

    Jinn on
  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Pony wrote: »
    TheKovakistani wrote: »
    totallymike wrote: »
    Skull Man wrote: »
    mrpaku wrote: »
    i prefer the lights on but whatevs

    really?

    why


    who doesn't adore the sight of their own penis?


    TFS

    just stands in front of the mirror naked

    scowling in disappointment

    muttering every now and then how he's gonna cut him so hard

    Kovak on
  • totallymiketotallymike Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Jinn wrote: »
    i want in on the ground floor of this operation

    Great. You can mop up after the distance competition.

    totallymike on
    Penguin Incarnate wrote: »
    I'd like to believe that there's a step between shitting out of your vagina and lawyers


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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    TheKovakistani wrote: »
    Pony wrote: »
    TheKovakistani wrote: »
    totallymike wrote: »
    Skull Man wrote: »
    mrpaku wrote: »
    i prefer the lights on but whatevs

    really?

    why


    who doesn't adore the sight of their own penis?


    TFS

    just stands in front of the mirror naked

    scowling in disappointment

    muttering every now and then how he's gonna cut him so hard

    well it's like gosh

    masturbating doesn't arouse me

    so if I'm going at it and I'm like wait shit what am I doing

    that sort of kills it for me

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  • TreelootTreeloot Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Longest time spent whackin' it? Distance? Most orgasms? This is the kind of shit we joked about during middle school when we discussed our ideas for the masturbation olympics.

    Treeloot on
  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Treeloot wrote: »
    Longest time spent whackin' it? Distance? Most orgasms? This is the kind of shit we joked about during middle school when we discussed our ideas for the masturbation olympics.

    this forum still has an event for it like once a year

    good times

    mrpaku on
  • Captain CthulhuCaptain Cthulhu Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Dude, I'd totally kick all your asses.

    Especially at the distance.

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Captain Cthulhu wrote: »
    Dude, I'd totally kick all your asses.

    Especially at the distance.

    are you like peter north

    because so far as i can tell he's the champion of all things related to this

    Pony on
  • Captain CthulhuCaptain Cthulhu Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Pony wrote: »
    Captain Cthulhu wrote: »
    Dude, I'd totally kick all your asses.

    Especially at the distance.

    are you like peter north

    because so far as i can tell he's the champion of all things related to this

    oh I don't know, I just know I've shot it pretty fucking far before, hahaha.

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    farthest i ever shot was from the middle of the bed to the headboard

    so maybe 3-4 feet or so?

    it was like buckshot

    Pony on
  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    i hit celing twice

    mrpaku on
  • SASA Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I once hit my computer screen. Considering the upward angle, thats about 2 and a half feet, maybe a little more.

    SA on
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  • GreenGreen Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Most Orgasms: Men - 6 Women - FORTY-FUCKING-NINE

    Green on
  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    multiples, doggy

    find a girl like that and you got yourself a keeper

    mrpaku on
  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I hit a girlfriend's face once pulling-out from the missionary position. Told her it was an accident but it totally wasn't. I had 4 days plus of juice coming out on that one.

    Butters on
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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    man i remember the first time i had me a multiple

    i shouted like a barbarian

    like a battle-cry

    i was overwhelmed with emotion and that's how i deal with such things

    Pony on
  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Butters wrote: »
    I hit a girlfriend's face once pulling-out from the missionary position. Told her it was an accident but it totally wasn't. I had 4 days plus of juice coming out on that one.

    i've done it too.

    pulling out from missionary was how i buckshotted the wall too

    you can get some pretty impressive distance if you don't wank it for like two weeks

    Pony on
  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    i've only had a multiple once but goddamn

    hello kegels

    mrpaku on
  • GreenGreen Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Somebody brushes past her on a sidewalk and cars are washed away

    Green on
  • HarrierHarrier The Star Spangled Man Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    So am I allowed in this thread if I've never had sex

    Harrier on
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  • Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    No get out.

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  • GreenGreen Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Man it's a masturbation thread

    Those kinds are as unto gods in these lands

    Green on
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