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ITT: Horrible Ways To Die

GravesGraves Registered User regular
edited May 2007 in Social Entropy++
I was bored so i started thinking of horrific ways to go down.

I say losing your ability to withstand your own hydrochloric acid and digesting yourself, shitting out your insides until theres nothing left would suck pretty hard.

Graves on
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  • ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    alone.

    ascot on
  • GodfatherGodfather Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Feet first in a meat grinder.

    Godfather on
  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    wedgie

    Skull Man on
  • PakuPaku Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    being struck blind, stupid, and hobbled for 25 years and then having the cat finally give me a heart attack coming in the door at age 96

    Paku on
  • Black IceBlack Ice Charlotte, NCRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I hear drowning is pretty horrible.

    Black Ice on
  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    because youve heard stories from lots of people who've drowned, huh?

    Graves on
  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    forgotten

    man that would suck

    I want people to remember me

    Raneados on
  • PakuPaku Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Graves wrote: »
    because youve heard stories from lots of people who've drowned, huh?

    i drowned when was eight

    dude pumped my lungs for two minutes

    Paku on
  • MarathonMarathon Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    burning to death seems like it would suck.

    That or being burned horribly and not dying right away. Then slowly dying in horrible pain as a result of those burns.

    Marathon on
  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    mrpaku wrote: »
    Graves wrote: »
    because youve heard stories from lots of people who've drowned, huh?

    i drowned when was eight

    dude pumped my lungs for two minutes

    oh dude that kind of sounds like it really sucks

    Graves on
  • DranoDrano __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2007
    Raneados wrote: »
    forgotten

    man that would suck

    I want people to remember me

    i dont see what difference it makes.
    you won't be conscious of it and no matter how important you are eventually people will forget.

    Drano on
  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Black Ice wrote: »
    I hear drowning is pretty horrible.

    drowning in sand

    can you imaging inhaling sand?

    #pipe on
  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    chokin on your own dick iwth a 2 liter bottle of coke in your ass in a public place

    man how will your family explain that one

    Kovak on
  • JaninJanin Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Trapped between Ash and a schoolgirl

    Janin on
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  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    #pipe wrote: »
    Black Ice wrote: »
    I hear drowning is pretty horrible.

    drowning in sand

    can you imaging inhaling sand?

    suffocation?

    Graves on
  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Drano wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    forgotten

    man that would suck

    I want people to remember me

    i dont see what difference it makes.
    you won't be conscious of it and no matter how important you are eventually people will forget.

    they still remember Achilles

    and Jesus

    and Buddah

    Skull Man on
  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Drano wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    forgotten

    man that would suck

    I want people to remember me

    i dont see what difference it makes.
    you won't be conscious of it and no matter how important you are eventually people will forget.

    Says the guy that will die alone and forgotten.

    Butters on
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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    marriage murder suicide.

    Phil Hartman Style.

    #pipe on
  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    how about fucked to death in the eye by a robotic fuckotron

    on t.v.

    to the delight of all

    and then the last thing you hear is that you're doing this till the 'topes win the pennant

    Skull Man on
  • DranoDrano __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2007
    Skull Man wrote: »
    Drano wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    forgotten

    man that would suck

    I want people to remember me

    i dont see what difference it makes.
    you won't be conscious of it and no matter how important you are eventually people will forget.

    they still remember Achilles

    and Jesus

    and Buddah

    you have to think on a bigger scale than that skull my boy.
    consider for a second the amount of time humans have been on this planet and compare it to infinite.

    Drano on
  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Drano wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    forgotten

    man that would suck

    I want people to remember me

    i dont see what difference it makes.
    you won't be conscious of it and no matter how important you are eventually people will forget.

    but in those last moments of life

    you know that either

    A) someone will remember you forever
    B) nobody ever cared that you were alive

    I want a legacy damnit

    Raneados on
  • tsplittertsplitter Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    #pipe wrote: »
    marriage murder suicide.

    Phil Hartman Style.

    i dont think his wife killed herself unless she did it in prison

    tsplitter on
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  • tsplittertsplitter Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Raneados wrote: »
    Drano wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    forgotten

    man that would suck

    I want people to remember me

    i dont see what difference it makes.
    you won't be conscious of it and no matter how important you are eventually people will forget.

    but in those last moments of life

    you know that either

    A) someone will remember you forever
    B) nobody ever cared that you were alive

    I want a legacy damnit

    ill remember you

    tsplitter on
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  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Drano wrote: »
    Skull Man wrote: »
    Drano wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    forgotten

    man that would suck

    I want people to remember me

    i dont see what difference it makes.
    you won't be conscious of it and no matter how important you are eventually people will forget.

    they still remember Achilles

    and Jesus

    and Buddah

    you have to think on a bigger scale than that skull my boy.
    consider for a second the amount of time humans have been on this planet and compare it to infinite.

    I don't really care if the planet remembers me, drano

    the planet can eat a dick

    Skull Man on
  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    death by SNOO SNOO!

    Graves on
  • SamiSami Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    #pipe wrote: »
    marriage murder suicide.

    Phil Hartman Style.

    Nah, she got him in the head with a revolver, he went fast.

    Sami on
  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Raneados wrote: »
    Drano wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    forgotten

    man that would suck

    I want people to remember me

    i dont see what difference it makes.
    you won't be conscious of it and no matter how important you are eventually people will forget.

    but in those last moments of life

    you know that either

    A) someone will remember you forever
    B) nobody ever cared that you were alive

    I want a legacy damnit

    ran i will remember you

    Kovak on
  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    tsplitter wrote: »
    #pipe wrote: »
    marriage murder suicide.

    Phil Hartman Style.

    i dont think his wife killed herself unless she did it in prison

    she killed herself the same night she shot Hartman

    Raneados on
  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Sami wrote: »
    #pipe wrote: »
    marriage murder suicide.

    Phil Hartman Style.

    Nah, she got him in the head with a revolver, he went fast.

    That was still pretty fucked up.

    Butters on
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  • DranoDrano __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2007
    Skull Man wrote: »
    Drano wrote: »
    Skull Man wrote: »
    Drano wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    forgotten

    man that would suck

    I want people to remember me

    i dont see what difference it makes.
    you won't be conscious of it and no matter how important you are eventually people will forget.

    they still remember Achilles

    and Jesus

    and Buddah

    you have to think on a bigger scale than that skull my boy.
    consider for a second the amount of time humans have been on this planet and compare it to infinite.

    I don't really care if the planet remembers me, drano

    the planet can eat a dick

    well then you better hope humans will survive past the planet if you want to be remembered.
    and i doubt once we get to that point people like jesus or achilles will be thought of as that important.

    Drano on
  • PakuPaku Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    a horrific car accident would be pretty bad, too

    me and my friend got pretty near one but weren't hurt, and goddamn was that a fucking rush

    Paku on
  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    the day I die, I am going to request a computer

    I will make you all remember me

    Raneados on
  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    i couldn't handle dying of cancer or something like that

    i want to go being smote from orbit by a fucking meteor

    just bam suddenly i'm dust, no warning or preparation or nothing

    i am not afraid of death

    dying terrifies me

    Pony on
  • tsplittertsplitter Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    I imagine falling off a building but not going quickly has gotta suck

    tsplitter on
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  • DranoDrano __BANNED USERS regular
    edited May 2007
    gorilla rape might suck

    Drano on
  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited May 2007
    minotaur rape

    Raneados on
  • PakuPaku Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    tsplitter wrote: »
    I imagine falling off a building but not going quickly has gotta suck

    even cliff jumping i jumped and immediately went "oh fuck this was a horrible idea"

    Paku on
  • Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    as I've said dying would be ok as long as they don't put me in the ground

    jesus, the ground

    just a hole

    just a hole in the dirt and then you fall among the dirt and become it and are gone

    Skull Man on
  • tsplittertsplitter Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    Raneados wrote: »
    minotaur rape

    dragon rape

    tsplitter on
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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited May 2007
    tsplitter wrote: »
    I imagine falling off a building but not going quickly has gotta suck

    i won't go skydiving because i don't trust parachutes. i just don't. so much can go wrong, and god that is such a terrible way to die if it did

    just falling

    knowing

    the powerlessness of it

    in general it is that feeling powerlessness that terrifies me about any slow death

    to know you are helplessly fucked

    Pony on
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