Apparently were getting 10-15cm (4-6in for you yanks) tommorow which is great for kids but bad for us cause we wanna go out and get some adulting done.
I dreamt about being harassed by a diverse group of birds who like got on my back and were fucking
not as in ladies, like as in capercaillie and grouse
it was really annoying and I was like why the fuck are they even in this grocery store get the fuck out
and then I finished the shopping and went somewhere with my friends and one of their girlfriends was pointing out the old windows and how they've sagged because glass is a liquid that flows extremely slowly, and I was already annoyed by the bird thing earlier and just sitting there being super annoyed trying not to say that it's bullshit glass doesn't do that
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I dreamt about being harassed by a diverse group of birds who like got on my back and were fucking
not as in ladies, like as in capercaillie and grouse
it was really annoying and I was like why the fuck are they even in this grocery store get the fuck out
and then I finished the shopping and went somewhere with my friends and one of their girlfriends was pointing out the old windows and how they've sagged because glass is a liquid that flows extremely slowly, and I was already annoyed by the bird thing earlier and just sitting there being super annoyed trying not to say that it's bullshit glass doesn't do that
Except yeah glass actually does do that
Very very slowly
Edit: wait no no it doesn’t
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i was definitely taught as a child, like in school, that glass is a liquid and that’s why old windows look like they’re melting down
i wonder what other lies i was taught and have accepted as fact
I dreamt about being harassed by a diverse group of birds who like got on my back and were fucking
not as in ladies, like as in capercaillie and grouse
it was really annoying and I was like why the fuck are they even in this grocery store get the fuck out
and then I finished the shopping and went somewhere with my friends and one of their girlfriends was pointing out the old windows and how they've sagged because glass is a liquid that flows extremely slowly, and I was already annoyed by the bird thing earlier and just sitting there being super annoyed trying not to say that it's bullshit glass doesn't do that
Except yeah glass actually does do that
Very very slowly
apparently too slowly to actually have that effect on 300 year old windows and they were really just made thicker at the bottom
I dreamt about being harassed by a diverse group of birds who like got on my back and were fucking
not as in ladies, like as in capercaillie and grouse
it was really annoying and I was like why the fuck are they even in this grocery store get the fuck out
and then I finished the shopping and went somewhere with my friends and one of their girlfriends was pointing out the old windows and how they've sagged because glass is a liquid that flows extremely slowly, and I was already annoyed by the bird thing earlier and just sitting there being super annoyed trying not to say that it's bullshit glass doesn't do that
Except yeah glass actually does do that
Very very slowly
Someone tried to do the math on how long you'd have to watch to see glass run.
It was longer than our universe existed, if I remember correctly.
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ChanusHarbinger of the Spicy Rooster ApocalypseThe Flames of a Thousand Collapsed StarsRegistered User, Moderatormod
In any case, claims that glass panes in old windows have deformed due to glass flow have never been substantiated. Examples of Roman glassware and calculations based on measurements of glass visco-properties indicate that these claims cannot be true. The observed features are more easily explained as a result of the imperfect methods used to make glass window panes before the float glass process was invented.
This paragraph seems authoritative and was pretty high on the google search, so that proves things conclusively.
i was definitely taught as a child, like in school, that glass is a liquid and that’s why old windows look like they’re melting down
i wonder what other lies i was taught and have accepted as fact
elldren is right: glass does flow, insanely slowly. But it's not why old windows look like they're melting down. Glass that's thousands of years old hasn't changed at all. Old windowpanes are just made unevenly. You can probably find tons of old windows that are thicker at the top.
Many years ago, Dr. Chuck Kurkjian told me that an acquaintance of his had estimated how fast—actually, how slowly—glasses would flow. The calculation showed that if a plate of glass a meter tall and a centimeter thick was placed in an upright position at room temperature, the time required for the glass to flow down so as to thicken 10 angstrom units at the bottom (a change the size of only a few atoms) would theoretically be about the same as the age of the universe: close to ten billion years
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not as in ladies, like as in capercaillie and grouse
it was really annoying and I was like why the fuck are they even in this grocery store get the fuck out
and then I finished the shopping and went somewhere with my friends and one of their girlfriends was pointing out the old windows and how they've sagged because glass is a liquid that flows extremely slowly, and I was already annoyed by the bird thing earlier and just sitting there being super annoyed trying not to say that it's bullshit glass doesn't do that
Except yeah glass actually does do that
Very very slowly
Edit: wait no no it doesn’t
i wonder what other lies i was taught and have accepted as fact
There are only two, clearly defined genders.
apparently too slowly to actually have that effect on 300 year old windows and they were really just made thicker at the bottom
according to this google exposé i just conducted
It was longer than our universe existed, if I remember correctly.
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This paragraph seems authoritative and was pretty high on the google search, so that proves things conclusively.
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elldren is right: glass does flow, insanely slowly. But it's not why old windows look like they're melting down. Glass that's thousands of years old hasn't changed at all. Old windowpanes are just made unevenly. You can probably find tons of old windows that are thicker at the top.