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So funny story true story. Never put your normal morning meds in a pill bottle next to other medication! I have a cold right now and feel like shit so I threw my morning meds into an empty pill bottle and sat them on my night stand. Now I’m in the hospital!
“Why?”, you ask. Because in my NyQuil induced haze this morning I picked up the wrong bottle and downed a BUNCH OF MUSCLE RELAXERS.
Things got real weird after that. So now I am hooked up to a bunch of monitors and people keep making sure I didn’t try to do it on purpose! ( I assure you I absolutely did not)
So that’s happening! You can ask ChelleYeah more! Typing is hard because one of my fingers has an O2 sensor taped to it!
broooooooooooooooooooooooooo
that sucks
every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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SummaryJudgmentGrab the hottest iron you can find, stride in the Tower’s front doorRegistered Userregular
edited December 2017
I literally make folders in my inbox by subject matter ->file no, and then flag every single incoming mail so they show in Tasks, sort them into the file no. Subfolders, and then work out of the Tasks pane
I don't know if there is a better way
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HonkHonk is this poster.Registered User, __BANNED USERSregular
Damn Lud, hope it goes well and you’re out again soon!
Ipic sounds like the Alamo Drafthouse but with a trying-to-be-fancy atmosphere.
the marketing is very much Uber-style new money pastiche
with like, callouts for investors on the front page of the website which is weirdly desparate
hell they even have separate classes of seats
which are, no shit
"premium" and "premium plus"
life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
+1
LudiousI just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered Userregular
edited December 2017
They told me that they have to keep me overnight because the half-life of zanaflexin is 20-40 hours. They have to recheck my liver enzymes tomorrow too. Right now it’s fine. My blood pressure and heart rate were really low this morning but now my BP is back to normal. Heart rate is rising back to normal too. I feel really really stupid and I’m very angry at myself for such s careless mistake but what are you gonna do? Time machines don’t exist.
life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
I once was having serious insomnia problems combined with a neckache so I decided to take a cyclobenzaprine and have a sazerac. First time taking cyclobenzabrine.
I got up off the couch an hour later and my legs just kinda didn't work anymore. knees weak legs spaghetti
every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
+1
Hi I'm Vee!Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C ERegistered Userregular
They told me that they have to keep me overnight because the half-life of zanaflexin is 20-40 hours. They have to recheck my liver enzymes tomorrow too. Right now it’s fine. My blood pressure and heart rate were really low this morning but now my BP is back to normal. Heart rate is rising back to normal too. I feel really really stupid and I’m very angry at myself for such s careless mistake but what are you gonna do? Time machines don’t exist.
[I did not make it to the sheets I was using batch ffs]
life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
+1
HonkHonk is this poster.Registered User, __BANNED USERSregular
Outsourced programming in the streets
Outsourced programming between the sheets
It just makes sense economically.
PSN: Honkalot
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Hi I'm Vee!Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C ERegistered Userregular
IT telling you to fuck off when it breaks in the sheets
life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
+2
Hi I'm Vee!Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C ERegistered Userregular
best practice in the streets
code golf in the sheets
complex formulas from your predecessor in the streets
#REF! in the sheets
life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
+3
Hi I'm Vee!Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C ERegistered Userregular
vehicles in the streets
sleeping people in the sheets
Posts
broooooooooooooooooooooooooo
that sucks
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
I don't know if there is a better way
When morning came he looked at the bottle and found that he had imbibed the entire thing.
He, uh, got himself to the hospital and he's okay now but they had to administer something for acetominophen poisoning.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
this is how excel portion of interview went
'how comfortable do you feel about these different excell functions on a range from beginner to expert'
formulas
me: uh i'd say pretty intermediate
ok
pivot tables
me: (remembers vowels talking about them in chat') uh yeah i know about them in theory but uh not practice
ok vlookup
me: yeah i've never heard o' that one
Arch,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_goGR39m2k
the marketing is very much Uber-style new money pastiche
with like, callouts for investors on the front page of the website which is weirdly desparate
hell they even have separate classes of seats
which are, no shit
"premium" and "premium plus"
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
and in more places
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Excel in the Sheets.
Oh yeah this is literally the standard stuff and you can learn it in a single afternoon.
Learn how to use VLOOKUP.
Learn how to do Pivottables.
Two or three hours later, you're an Excel god wizard decent guy.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
Powerpoint in the streets.
Excel between the sheets.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
*plays the fuck out of it*
Powershell in the streets.
More powershell in the sheets.
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
I got up off the couch an hour later and my legs just kinda didn't work anymore. knees weak legs spaghetti
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
*sweats*
....correct.
Python in the streets.
PERL between the sheets.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
Python 2.7 in the sheets
[I did not make it to the sheets I was using batch ffs]
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
the life of a BASIC batch
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
That moment when they're like "oh and we'll need to keep you overnight" and you're just like
Python Pandas in the sheets
@Mazzyx
so now i just need to stop sucking at interviews?
Arch,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_goGR39m2k
Microsoft released the first set of their Q# quantum programming language
that was a fun article to read through
...well played
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
soo
Excel in the streets,
Sheets in the sheets.
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
Outsourced programming between the sheets
It just makes sense economically.
ggplot2 in the sheets
Recursion in the streets.
Sheets in the sheets in the sheets in the sheets in the
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
visual inspection in Excel in the sheets
IT telling you to fuck off when it breaks in the sheets
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
code golf in the sheets
#REF! in the sheets
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
sleeping people in the sheets
more python in the sheets
did you put snakes in my bed what the fuck
blood in the sheets
everything is blood
the dark maw opens
h in the sheets