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contractor [chat] - no politics rule remains in effect

AiouaAioua Ora OccidensOra OptimaRegistered User regular
edited December 2017 in Debate and/or Discourse
Oh, huh, what's that?

I'm supposed to make the new [chat]?

Sorry, sure, I did that when I was an FTE, geth, but you wanted to convert me to a contract/managed services role.

I'm only judged on my posting metrics now, [chat] creation is outside of our SOW.

None of the FTE management you kept knows how to make them?

You don't say.

*sips coffee*


*siiiiiiiiiiip*

life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
So It Goes on
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    SeñorAmorSeñorAmor !!! Registered User regular
    You want a mulligan on this one, vowels?

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    AegisAegis Fear My Dance Overshot Toronto, Landed in OttawaRegistered User regular
    I would have went with snow and its various forms.

    We'll see how long this blog lasts
    Currently DMing: None :(
    Characters
    [5e] Dural Melairkyn - AC 18 | HP 40 | Melee +5/1d8+3 | Spell +4/DC 12
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    tyrannustyrannus i am not fat Registered User regular
    A bad chat

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    knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
    You know nothing Jon Vowels

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
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    Hahnsoo1Hahnsoo1 Make Ready. We Hunt.Registered User regular
    I appreciate the candor of the initial poster and the utilitarian nature of this [chat]. Not every [chat] needs to be a bespoke organic free-range [chat]. Sometimes, you just want the mass-produced stuff that gets the job done faster.

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    HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Aegis wrote: »
    I would have went with snow and its various forms.

    Plasma snow
    Steamsnow
    Wet snow
    Snow
    Hard snow

    PSN: Honkalot
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    AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    I'm sorry.

    Your complaints mean nothing to me.

    Put in a ticket I can't accept walk-up work any more.

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
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    Havelock2.0Havelock2.0 Sufficiently Chill The Chill ZoneRegistered User regular
    Low effort [chat]

    Just like mom used to make

    I've seen things you people wouldn't believe
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    ShivahnShivahn Unaware of her barrel shifter privilege Western coastal temptressRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Proposal: sent

    Gonna curl up in a ball and not actually stop being stressed for two months

    jk no rest for the wicked time to grade more

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    dlinfinitidlinfiniti Registered User regular
    Hahnsoo1 wrote: »
    I appreciate the candor of the initial poster and the utilitarian nature of this [chat]. Not every [chat] needs to be a bespoke organic free-range [chat]. Sometimes, you just want the mass-produced stuff that gets the job done faster.

    jokes on him, this chat has to buy his own health insurance

    AAAAA!!! PLAAAYGUUU!!!!
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    ZampanovZampanov You May Not Go Home Until Tonight Has Been MagicalRegistered User regular
    all the overachievers in [chat] how do so many of you not have ready to go OPs just from fear of failure alone

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    PSN/XBL: Zampanov -- Steam: Zampanov
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    Havelock2.0Havelock2.0 Sufficiently Chill The Chill ZoneRegistered User regular
    I have no chat prepared

    For I shall never be picked to craft one

    I've seen things you people wouldn't believe
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    AiouaAioua Ora Occidens Ora OptimaRegistered User regular
    Havelock2.0 wrote: »
    Low effort [chat]

    Just like mom used to make

    you get what you pay for

    life's a game that you're bound to lose / like using a hammer to pound in screws
    fuck up once and you break your thumb / if you're happy at all then you're god damn dumb
    that's right we're on a fucked up cruise / God is dead but at least we have booze
    bad things happen, no one knows why / the sun burns out and everyone dies
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    Havelock2.0Havelock2.0 Sufficiently Chill The Chill ZoneRegistered User regular
    Aioua wrote: »
    Havelock2.0 wrote: »
    Low effort [chat]

    Just like mom used to make

    you get what you pay for

    Jokes on you I didn't pay anyth

    oh

    I've seen things you people wouldn't believe
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    credeikicredeiki Registered User regular
    this is a great chat

    Steam, LoL: credeiki
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    HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Honestly I'm not in it for the op, mostly.

    PSN: Honkalot
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    Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    Zampanov wrote: »
    all the overachievers in [chat] how do so many of you not have ready to go OPs just from fear of failure alone

    I have one, but I'm cheating because it's the same as my last one.

    JUSTICE FOR WID[CHAT]

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    Jubal77Jubal77 Registered User regular
    Honk wrote: »
    Aegis wrote: »
    I would have went with snow and its various forms.

    Plasma snow
    Steamsnow
    Wet snow
    Snow
    Hard snow

    Snow stew
    Snow salad
    BBQ snow

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    Havelock2.0Havelock2.0 Sufficiently Chill The Chill ZoneRegistered User regular
    Jubal77 wrote: »
    Honk wrote: »
    Aegis wrote: »
    I would have went with snow and its various forms.

    Plasma snow
    Steamsnow
    Wet snow
    Snow
    Hard snow

    Snow stew
    Snow salad
    BBQ snow

    Snow vide

    I've seen things you people wouldn't believe
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    EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator mod
    Yes, I can see this being a shock to morons.

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    AegisAegis Fear My Dance Overshot Toronto, Landed in OttawaRegistered User regular
    Honk wrote: »
    Aegis wrote: »
    I would have went with snow and its various forms.

    Plasma snow
    Steamsnow
    Wet snow
    Snow
    Hard snow

    Dusty Snow
    Wind-Blown Snow
    Fluffy Snow
    Sticky Snow
    Perfect Snowball Snow
    Crunchy Snow
    Heavy Snow
    Recently Plowed Snow

    We'll see how long this blog lasts
    Currently DMing: None :(
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    [5e] Dural Melairkyn - AC 18 | HP 40 | Melee +5/1d8+3 | Spell +4/DC 12
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    Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    Echo wrote: »
    Yes, I can see this being a shock to morons.


    I have to say, this year has done a really good job of souring me on the whole concept of "I told you so."

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    credeikicredeiki Registered User regular
    also I got on the phone with my mentor and he was like dude it took me 2 hours to read 2 pages of that proposal; it is utter garbage; godspeed

    thanks a lot mentor

    I'm glad you think I can fix it I guess

    but also I'm leaving to eat latkes in like 15 mins so idk about the timing of this whole endeavor

    Steam, LoL: credeiki
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    knitdanknitdan In ur base Killin ur guysRegistered User regular
    Snow That The Huskies Continue To Pee On Despite Your Continued Efforts to Get Them To Stop

    “I was quick when I came in here, I’m twice as quick now”
    -Indiana Solo, runner of blades
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    japanjapan Registered User regular
    Echo wrote: »
    Yes, I can see this being a shock to morons.


    Did you see that the EU negotiating team specifically amended the text of the agreement to disclaim the comments David Davis made on UK TV

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    Hahnsoo1Hahnsoo1 Make Ready. We Hunt.Registered User regular
    credeiki wrote: »
    also I got on the phone with my mentor and he was like dude it took me 2 hours to read 2 pages of that proposal; it is utter garbage; godspeed

    thanks a lot mentor

    I'm glad you think I can fix it I guess

    but also I'm leaving to eat latkes in like 15 mins so idk about the timing of this whole endeavor
    Oh yeah, Happy Hanukkah!

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    HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    Liberal snow

    PSN: Honkalot
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    A Kobold's KoboldA Kobold's Kobold He/Him MississippiRegistered User regular
    Echo wrote: »
    Yes, I can see this being a shock to morons.


    I thought that this was sarcastic, but then I realized that it was a British Newspaper

    Switch Friend Code: SW-3011-6091-2364
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    DelmainDelmain Registered User regular
    credeiki wrote: »
    also I got on the phone with my mentor and he was like dude it took me 2 hours to read 2 pages of that proposal; it is utter garbage; godspeed

    thanks a lot mentor

    I'm glad you think I can fix it I guess

    but also I'm leaving to eat latkes in like 15 mins so idk about the timing of this whole endeavor

    Huh, I didn't realize it was so soon

    Happy Hanukkah

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    DoodmannDoodmann Registered User regular
    I just took a job survey and one of the questions was "I can't stop listening to:__________"

    I put MBMBAM, I wonder if I will be alone in that.

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    nope nope nope nope abort abort talk about anime
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    Jubal77Jubal77 Registered User regular
    Havelock2.0 wrote: »
    Jubal77 wrote: »
    Honk wrote: »
    Aegis wrote: »
    I would have went with snow and its various forms.

    Plasma snow
    Steamsnow
    Wet snow
    Snow
    Hard snow

    Snow stew
    Snow salad
    BBQ snow

    Snow vide

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFJu4HdFsHw

    Snow - Informer

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    Havelock2.0Havelock2.0 Sufficiently Chill The Chill ZoneRegistered User regular
    visiblehowl wrote: »
    Echo wrote: »
    Yes, I can see this being a shock to morons.


    I have to say, this year has done a really good job of souring me on the whole concept of "I told you so."

    It's like

    Parents: "Don't put your hand on the stove you'll burn yourself"

    Me: *puts hand on stove*
    *burns self*
    Me: "I BURNED MYSELF OWWWWW"

    Parents: "..."

    I've seen things you people wouldn't believe
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    credeikicredeiki Registered User regular
    er yeah happy hanukkah to everyone; have some nice fried foods

    I thought about tagging all the chat jews but having that sort of list out in public makes my ancestors uneasy so best not

    Steam, LoL: credeiki
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    TcheldorTcheldor Registered User regular
    credeiki wrote: »
    also I got on the phone with my mentor and he was like dude it took me 2 hours to read 2 pages of that proposal; it is utter garbage; godspeed

    thanks a lot mentor

    I'm glad you think I can fix it I guess

    but also I'm leaving to eat latkes in like 15 mins so idk about the timing of this whole endeavor

    Latkes for best jewish food. @credeiki @Mazzyx @Organichu

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    Steam: Tortalius
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    Hi I'm Vee!Hi I'm Vee! Formerly VH; She/Her; Is an E X P E R I E N C E Registered User regular
    credeiki wrote: »
    er yeah happy hanukkah to everyone; have some nice fried foods

    I thought about tagging all the chat jews but having that sort of list out in public makes my ancestors uneasy so best not
    Tcheldor wrote: »
    credeiki wrote: »
    also I got on the phone with my mentor and he was like dude it took me 2 hours to read 2 pages of that proposal; it is utter garbage; godspeed

    thanks a lot mentor

    I'm glad you think I can fix it I guess

    but also I'm leaving to eat latkes in like 15 mins so idk about the timing of this whole endeavor

    Latkes for best jewish food. @credeiki @Mazzyx @Organichu

    This is excellent.

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    japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited December 2017
    Havelock2.0 wrote: »
    visiblehowl wrote: »
    Echo wrote: »
    Yes, I can see this being a shock to morons.

    I have to say, this year has done a really good job of souring me on the whole concept of "I told you so."

    It's like

    Parents: "Don't put your hand on the stove you'll burn yourself"

    Me: *puts hand on stove*
    *burns self*
    Me: "I BURNED MYSELF OWWWWW IT'S BRUSSELS' FAULT"

    Parents: "..."

    fixed for daily express

    japan on
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    A Kobold's KoboldA Kobold's Kobold He/Him MississippiRegistered User regular
    edited December 2017
    edit: nah

    A Kobold's Kobold on
    Switch Friend Code: SW-3011-6091-2364
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    QanamilQanamil x Registered User regular
    Havelock2.0 wrote: »
    I have no chat prepared

    For I shall never be picked to craft one

    Yeah and I'm hella lazy

    FauxRomano |
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    zepherinzepherin Russian warship, go fuck yourself Registered User regular
    Uggg so far I'm zero for 3 on charities willing to go to my storage unit and pick up my couches and tables. I guess they don't need my stuff that bad.

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    DelmainDelmain Registered User regular
    edited December 2017
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    I lolled

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